Crosstalk: There is no big or small thing on stage, but there is a new tomb offstage Chapter 611 With your fat figure, I still cant recognize that these are your clothes?
Chapter 611 With your fat figure, I still cant recognize that these are your clothes?
After Qin Xiaoxian received the news that the director didn't need to eat, he immediately walked to the second floor.
But time goes forward.
As a beloved disciple, Luan Yunping was the first to follow the uncle to the second floor, and found all kinds of coats on the shelves on the right side of the room.
"Choose! Choose a color, the same color will be your partner."
After Yu moved into the house, he immediately sat on the chair next to him. Luan Yunping looked at the many coats and went straight to one without hesitation.
"There's only one black one, let me get the gray one! Yuncheng and I also have a gray one, and I can't wear the red one next to it!"
"Put it on if you choose. After you're done dressing, go to the opposite room and wait."
"OK!"
Putting on her coat, Luan Yunping nodded, buttoned it up and went out.
Not long after he went out, the door was pushed open again. Yu Qian saw Jiuling and was surprised, "Oh, he came very fast!"
"Uncle!" Zhang Jiuling shouted as he stepped across the threshold.
"Choose! Choose a coat!"
"Hey, that's good!"
Standing next to the uncle, Zhang Jiuling looked at it seriously, looking from left to right, and found that the other colors were too bright, either red or green, and the one he wore made his face look more black, so he walked towards the black one.
pieces.
"I'll pick the black one."
"Black?" Yu Qian was a little confused because it was a one-liner.
But Zhang Jiuling didn't know and explained with a smile, "Because it matches my skin color."
"Then you'd better be discerning, tie it up and go to the other side."
"okay!"
Zhang Jiuling left in a black coat, and Yu Qian looked at his back, not knowing what to say, looking like a stupid child. It was the most difficult thing to say alone, so he was chosen.
After Zhang Jiuling walked out for a moment, Yue Yunpeng came into the house wearing a small suit. He came just to cause trouble, but he came with sesame cakes in front and back.
"Choose. Choosing a coat means choosing a partner."
Hearing the uncle's words, before Shaobing could stand still, he quickly turned around and reached for the red one, "Then I'm short, flat and quick, and there's nothing to worry about, so that's it! The first two must have been picked out by someone.
The gray one must be Luan Yunping."
Yu Qian said, "I'm afraid of meeting my beloved disciple."
Yue Yunpeng nodded repeatedly, "My disciple is afraid of meeting his beloved disciple!"
"That's right. It's easy to beat someone to death on stage. I'll go out and see if it's Luan Yunping who picks the gray one."
Just take it and leave. The sesame cakes come and go in a hurry, which is very consistent with his personality. It only takes less than thirty seconds from the time he enters the house to the time he leaves the house.
After he left, the two of them waited for Zhang Helun.
Zhang Helun is also a fat man from Northeast China. As soon as he entered the house, he walked around and looked everywhere, "Choose a coat?"
"Yes!" Yu Qian answered again on his chair.
"Then how do I know which coat belongs to whose name? Can you tell me the name?" Zhang Helun asked for help.
"You can't say the name, there just has to be suspense."
"This makes me nervous!"
Zhang Helun had no choice but to take a look at the remaining items. There were quite a few left, including two blue ones, two dark green ones, one gray one, and one red one.
After touching the green color that he liked, he quickly said, "I want to choose my own coat. I won't be alone, right? I'm afraid of this."
"You don't have to worry about whose coat it is, just choose the color."
"Yeah?"
Zhang Helun was silent for a while, looking at this and that piece near the clothes rack, but it was hard to choose.
This hesitation prompted Yue Yunpeng beside him to urge, "Just choose a coat and go!"
"Oh, I'm afraid! I'm afraid I'll have to fight against myself!"
Yue Yunpeng "..."
Yu Qian "..."
Both of them were speechless. I don't know what he was thinking. Yu Qian couldn't help but explain, "How could he choose to fight with me?"
What? Whoever you wear the same clothes then will be your partner!"
"Oh, what a real ink stain! What a gentleman from the Northeast!"
Yue Yunpeng sighed in disgust and felt a little hot, so he simply took off his suit and hung it casually near his gray coat.
Zhang Helun continued to pull the coats one after another, and then he understood the rules, "Oh, whoever chooses this one, it will be a fight between me and him!"
Are we going to partner up together? Depends on luck?
Then I have to choose here. I might choose Brother Luan in gray, and the suit is awesome!
No, he even chose a coat!"
Yue Yunpeng "..."
Yu Qian "..."
The two of them looked at the old man and were speechless again. Yue Yunpeng looked at the old man and couldn't help but smile, "I... I really like this suit. I just took it off!"
Hahahahaha!
Suddenly the three of them couldn't hold back any longer, and even Zhang Helun himself couldn't stop laughing.
"Is there something wrong with you?" Yue Yunpeng complained happily.
Zhang Helun touched the sleeves of his suit and said, "I'm thinking that Mr. Pancake should wear a suit. Forget it, I'll choose a blue one!"
"Okay, put it on! Once you're done, go to the room opposite."
"good!"
Zhang Helun began to put on his coat. While putting it on, Yue Yunpeng quietly came to him to help fasten the buttons and said in a very low voice, "Tell me who you want to partner with!"
If you want to think about Senior Brother Yuncheng, Senior Brother can also follow me, I heard the effect is particularly good!"
"Then you might as well let me die!
"
Hearing this Helun broke his guard.
Yu Qian was curious and widened his eyes, "What's wrong? What happened to Yuncheng Penghe?"
"uncle!"
Zhang Helun also often plays in small theaters. It is impossible that he has not heard of his senior brother's praise. He immediately began to explain, "My senior brother's praise is a useless partner. The energy is like, anyway, it is not the harm of kissing your partner and then exerting your strength!"
You can ask Jiuling and Brother Biang! Senior Brother praised them so much that they almost died suddenly on the stage!"
Ha ha ha ha!
Although Yu Qian has never seen it, listening to Zhang Helun's story, he can imagine how powerful this man is.
Yue Yunpeng was also happy. He had naturally seen the video, so he asked another person again, "How about Jiu Liang?"
"Nine quantities are fine!"
"I'll tell him to choose this later!"
"How much!" Yu Qian looked at the two of them and said something deliberately.
"How much?" Zhang Helun said without even thinking, "Ten yuan!"
This chapter is not over yet, please click on the next page to continue reading! "Ten dollars? Then I will let my senior brother choose this one later!"
"No, no, no!"
Frightened, Zhang Helun quickly changed his words, "Fifteen? Twenty-five? One hundred yuan?"
"Okay! One hundred yuan is okay!"
"I'll pass it on to you later."
After saying that, Zhang Helun left with his coat.
But Yu Qian was curious, "Is this man Yuncheng so powerful?"
"No!"
Yue Yunpeng had a big face and said, "Nowadays, brothers and sisters don't dare to let my brother follow me! You can look through the video later and search for Zhang Jiuling. You can find it when Shaobing is about to die suddenly on stage."
"Okay! The recording is finished today, I'll go take a look at it tonight!"
With a little expectation, Yu Qian nodded. It seemed that there were a lot of interesting things between the brothers.
But something happened to Yue Yunpeng, his eyes rolled around, and he took a step to hide the dark green coat that no one had picked up yet. The moment he hid it, it just touched Yu Qian's mind.
Unbutton yourself immediately.
"Take off my clothes and hang them up too!"
"Ouch, that's so flattering, sir!" Yue Yunpeng's eyes were shining, and he strode over to help him take off his clothes, "Why are you doing so many variety shows now? It's best if I trick my senior brother into wearing them. He has never participated in variety shows. I don't know.
The depth of variety shows!
How could I fool you when I saw it!"
"Try it!"
The coat was taken off, and an embroidered coat was placed among a group of ordinary coats. There was almost no sense of inconsistency, because the color was darker, except for the embroidery, which was not too prominent.
So the two of them began to wait for Qi Yuncheng to come in, but Qi Yuncheng never came in. Little did they know that he insisted on finishing his meal.
So during the process, Meng Hetang, Wang Jiulong, and Zhou Jiuliang came first.
They all saw embroidered coats when they came over, but they didn't choose.
I chose gray, blue and dark green respectively, but Yue Yunpeng made a lot of money out of them.
Especially Jiu Liang, which cost four thousand directly.
"Don't worry! It's four thousand yuan, and the sesame cakes are green!"
Yue Yunpeng pointed, and Zhou Jiuliang went to get the green one. He looked back and said, "Brother Yue, you're leaving!"
"Let's go!"
Yue Yunpeng couldn't help laughing, hoping he would leave quickly, otherwise he would be happy the next second, because the sesame cakes were red.
But Zhou Jiuliang was very happy and left with confident steps.
As soon as he left, Qi Yuncheng, who was waiting, finally received the news that he could enter the room.
As soon as Qi Yuncheng entered, he took a look around and found something was wrong. Logically speaking, since he was counting down, he should have almost chosen the coat.
But there are red, green, and black ones, and there is an embroidered coat among them.
Looking at the uncle again, he looked very comfortable in his white coat and chair.
Xiaoyue also took off his suit and hung it on it.
"Here you go, men!" Yu Qian looked at the child with a smile.
son.
"Uncle! I'm coming!"
Qi Yuncheng agreed, and was then taken aside by Yue Yunpeng, "Brother, there are a few colors in total, you choose one!"
Looking at the pile of clothes, Qi Yuncheng frowned and said, "Are you kidding me? Shouldn't I have chosen all of them? Why are they still here?"
"What a shame! I chose it, but I didn't take it away and put it here first!"
"Which ones were not chosen?"
After a few pulls, Yue Yunpeng said calmly, "Brother, you came too late, and you know it! So there are really only two coats left!"
One suit, one this!"
The latter was naturally an embroidered coat. Yue Yunpeng took it out to show to his senior brother, and at the same time continued to explain.
"Master said, you rarely appear in variety shows, so I prepared this one for you! Aren't you going to be eliminated? Wearing this one will basically avoid death. It will let you show your face more."
If you are so popular, the audience will definitely be more willing to watch you.
Besides, this coat is the best. It can boost your energy during the performance, so choose this one. Master said, you will definitely shine when you perform later."
The embroidered coat was handed to his hand, and Qi Yuncheng took it and looked at it carefully. He looked at it with such enthusiasm that Yue Yunpeng wanted to laugh in his heart, hoping that his senior brother would wear it.
This is especially true for Yu Qian, just have fun! Just have fun.
But Qi Yuncheng's next movements didn't follow their development at all. He might not be able to remember who belonged to the other coats because it had been too long, but how could he not recognize this coat?
Looking at the uncle again, he looked directly at Yue Yunpeng. Yue Yunpeng was stunned and said, "What's wrong?"
"Believe it or not, I asked Captain Luan to stop your business performance!"
"No!" Yue Yunpeng suddenly felt aggrieved, "What happened to me? Master said, it's for your own good! It's very difficult to do this job!"
"You're stupid, don't think I'm stupid, okay! Isn't this what the uncle wears? I'll have a talk with the master later?"
"Holy shit!"
After being exposed directly, Yue Yunpeng glanced at the uncle, and both of them smiled helplessly. It seemed that the senior brother was not so biased after all.
So I took the embroidered coat back.
"Brother, to be honest, this is to deceive Qin Xiaoxian. I'll put it here. If you don't want to wear it, then wear a suit!
There really aren’t many clothes left!”
"Yes! Just put it on and go over there!" Yu Qian said to help.
Help, in order to make him more convinced.
But looking at the suit that came over, Qi Yuncheng asked, "Who chose this suit?"
When the senior brother was about to go on the road, Yue Yunpeng smiled and showed a shameless expression, "I can't tell you. I knew it in the past, but if you want to know now, I can tell you in advance, but it requires a bit of bribery, right? The two of us have been in love for so many years, not much, a hundred
How about a piece? I asked him for 4,000 yuan on Zhou Jiu before."
"..."
After being quiet for a while, Qi Yuncheng said with a smile on his face, "Come on, turn around!"
"What are you turning around for?" Yue Yunpeng was confused, but suddenly understood, "Oh, you can't let the camera capture it, right? It's sneaky, it's okay, I've collected several of them!"
Just as he was talking, Qi Yuncheng suddenly put this suit on for him. The moment he put it on, he immediately complained.
"With your fat figure, I still can't recognize that these are your clothes? You are sick, you even lied to me."
Ha ha ha ha!
Both levels were seen through. Yu Qian sat next to him and couldn't stop laughing. As expected, this man is really awesome.
Yue Yunpeng felt as if he had eaten something dirty. He could guess that the embroidered coat in the front would not be successful, but the suit in the back felt safe and sound, but now he put it on himself.
This chapter is not finished yet, please click on the next page to continue reading the exciting content! Looking at the uncle, he spread his hands and said, "Yes! Total defeat, senior brother is such a thief."
"This is all what I learned from my master! It's impossible for a thief to get an advantage from his old man. What are the other two things?"
After tidying up, Yue Yunpeng took out the remaining two items, one green and one red.
"Brother, I'm really not running away now! There are two things that no one chose. I'll be shameless if I lie to you again!"
"Whoever talks about cross talk has no shame."
Seeing two ordinary coats, Qi Yuncheng couldn't remember who chose him, but he didn't like the red one so he simply chose the dark green one.
"I'll take this one!"
"Okay! Let's go over and see who you're following."
"good!"
Qi Yuncheng left with his coat. As soon as he left and entered the room, a large group of people were already sitting there, and he saw Qi Yuncheng wearing a dark green coat.
A group of people became restless.
"Then it looks like Jiuliang and Brother Cheng are in a team! Oops, I was scared to death. I thought Brother Cheng was going to take the red one."
When he saw Qi Yuncheng holding the green sesame cake, he was relieved of all worries. He knew best what it was like to be followed by his senior brother. He even wanted to die at that time.
Zhou Jiuliang was as happy as a child, flashed his coat, and the two of them sat together.
"How are the other choices?" Qi Yuncheng sat down and looked at them.
Meng Hetang said, "Brother Luan and I are in a group!"
Zhang Helun "Me and Danan!"
Shaobing "I'm red, my partner hasn't shown up yet."
The three of them talked for a while, but Zhang Jiuling sat aside and looked like he was dying, "I guess it would be too difficult for me to speak alone! How do you say this!"
He was the second choice, but he also chose a stand-up. He wanted to die, and he has even been depressed from just now until now.
"It's okay!" Shaobing comforted him with gloating, "Can I say no in a single sentence? Isn't it better to perform more brilliantly alone? There will definitely be bonus points when the time comes!"
"Hey!" Zhang Jiuling sighed as he sat.
"Why are you sighing? One-liners are good!" Shaobing kept saying without stopping, and then a group of people began to wait for Qin Xiaoxian, who was the last one.
…
…
"Hello, uncle! Hello, brother-in-law!"
"Come on man!"
Qin Xiaoxian was a little restrained in the room, and even with this restraint, he didn't know what to choose.
I looked around and chose one, "Well, let me get the black one!"
"No, the black one was chosen." Yue Yunpeng told the truth this time!
Black was chosen by Zhang Jiuling.
But Yu Qian suddenly stood up and showed off the black embroidered coat next to it.
"Who said that? Isn't there another one?
That's right!"
"Okay, let me get you this."
Yue Yunpeng took out the embroidered coat. As soon as he took it out, Qin Xiaoxian knew the truth no matter how stupid he was. He glanced at the uncle secretly and stretched out his trembling hand.
"This...I, I don't dare."
Yu Qian sat back on the chair, "It's okay, if you take this, you will avoid death!"
"okay!"
Qin Xiaoxian couldn't be happier when he heard that he could avoid death. He knew that he was not strong enough, so it was definitely a good thing to avoid death and not be eliminated, so he took the clothes racks and put aside the coat.
Take it over.
The senior fellow apprentices all raised their eyes and looked at him. Shaobing was the first to speak, "Xuan'er, you are so stupid! I said you were stupid before, but I didn't believe it, but now I do."
"Do you know whose coat belongs to me?"
"It belongs to Uncle Qian'er!" Qin Xiaoxian also knew, but he was deceived to avoid death.
"You know, you still want to partner with Master? Brother Cheng has no choice!"
"No! I'm not! I'm not!"
Qin Xiaoxian was so anxious that he immediately ran back with his coat.
Going back again, Qin Xiaoxian was about to cry, "Uncle, no, I can't choose this."
"Put it on!"
"I can not!"
"It's okay, Xiaoyue, please close the door!" Yu Qian was full of variety show style at this moment, and said in a low voice, "He put on something black, so he showed off the sesame seeds and asked him to talk alone, do you understand?"
Yue Yunpeng was so shocked that she said, "Okay! Let's do it this way, and only one red sesame cake will be left."
Things are being discussed here, and in the rest room on the other side, Shaobing is still waiting without listening.
"How much money can Xiaoyue deceive Xuan'er? Jiu Liang is already four thousand."
"Ten thousand!"
"Yes! Almost, Qin Xiaoxian is rich!"
"Let's see what color coat he can choose. Qin Xiaoxian is really stupid. I guess he will believe whatever he says. He is definitely easy to fool."
Several people were talking, and the door to the lounge was pushed open again. This time, everyone was stunned and exclaimed.
I thought I would change it, but I didn’t change it at all. I just put on the uncle’s embroidered coat.
He also seemed a bit energetic.
"pretty!
Did you choose this yourself?”
Because the uncle and Yue Yunpeng were here, Meng Hetang quickly stood up and asked.
"I picked it."
"The rest is him, right? Look at this big coat!" Shaobing said.
Yu Qian crossed his waist and looked at the coats held by everyone, "There are only two choices, and he chose this one, which is black."
"Oh!" Qi Yuncheng understood their routine at this time and glanced at the sesame cakes next to him, "Does that mean the sesame cakes are on order?"
Shaobing was still laughing at Qin Xiaoxian for wearing the uncle's coat, but the next second his expression froze.