Crosstalk: There is no big or small thing on stage, but there is a new tomb offstage Chapter 626 The master is too short. Xiao Yue can only carry it while standing on a stool!
Chapter 626 The master is too short. Xiao Yue can only carry it while standing on a stool!
"You have learned all about your Grandpa Zhang's faults!"
Guo Degang said to Qi Yuncheng, and he quickly leaned back a little in his position, a bit to avoid, because Qin Xiaoxian had his eyes closed, what if he really took action.
Moreover, the finger props prepared by the program crew are also long.
But can Qin Xiaoxian really be that stupid?
Can’t you still hear Master’s voice?
He quickly took off his blindfold and took a look. When he saw it, he immediately covered his eyes and turned around quickly, "Oh, my God, I almost made a move! I'm sorry, Master!"
Ha ha ha ha!
Yu Qian was the happiest with the ones next to him. Unexpectedly, Qi Yuncheng also had a sense of variety show. With this skill, if he really continued to fight, he felt that there would definitely be too many barrages.
Guo Degang had no choice but to say, "As for this apprentice, I will give it to you, senior brother. He will never let me feel at ease one day."
"Come on, you've been saying this since the day you praised him."
Yu Qian waved his hands, and then started talking about the business, why he brought Qin Xiaoxian here, in order to create something for the group of disciples who were chasing each other outside and plotting against each other.
Qin Xiaoxian's finger was 2, but he secretly changed it to 3, so that there would be a little surprise when they competed.
From one to five numbers, the bigger one will win and can be snatched away.
After discussing the matter, Qin Xiaoxian went out. As soon as he went out.
Zhang Jiuling, Wang Jiulong, Luan Yunping, and Yue Yunpeng immediately began to deal with him. In order to collect things, they had already formed an alliance.
After he went out, Guo Degang looked at Qi Yuncheng again and asked, "Aren't you going out to have fun?"
"No need, give priority to choosing a match, I think anyone can do it."
"You're easy to deal with. Let's wait a while. It should be soon."
Several of them rested and waited.
But soon, the master and the uncle began to go to other places to take up positions, in order to serve as supply points. If the fingers were gone, they would follow them through rock-paper-scissors. If they won, they would get a new finger.
But Master and Uncle are gone.
He was the only one in the room, but he still rested and ate his food. While eating, he sighed, "Don't let my wife see this scene later, otherwise she will be angry. They are here to play, and I am here to eat."
By the way, there is also my daughter, don’t let her see it.”
"You can participate in the interaction." Director Yan, who was looking at the camera, said at this time.
"It's not necessary. Let them go and get busy. I'm resting well enough, and the condition of giving priority to choosing a partner is not tempting enough."
Each actor goes through the process one by one, and Director Yan is by his side and does not force him to do anything. This is the case with Deyun Dou Xiao Club, there is basically not much intervention.
But while I was eating and drinking a sip of water, suddenly a large group of people came outside.
Zhang Jiuling, Wang Jiulong, Qin Xiaoxian, Yue Yunpeng, and Luan Yunping are all here.
"What's wrong?"
Zhang Jiuling was the first to speak, "I heard from Lao Qin that you have one finger, how many are it?"
"Three!"
"Then let's compare." Zhang Jiuling had so many fingers in his backpack at the moment, but when he was looking for them, Qi Yuncheng suddenly handed over the one at hand.
"Take it!"
"Is this for us?" Wang Jiulong was a little surprised.
"Otherwise, it would have been better for you to find a familiar partner last time."
"Oh, thank you so much, senior brother!"
Zhang Jiuling took the finger and immediately followed a group of people away. Instead of walking slowly, a group of people ran.
Looking at their backs, Qi Yuncheng sighed, "It's great to be young!!"
The director was so amused by him at this moment that he started chatting, "You are quite young too."
"Then I guess I'm aging before I get old, but I'm old enough. His skin is not in good condition. He smokes and drinks all the time, and his face looks like a sharpie.
You can almost tease her."
"Look at this section with Teacher Yu later."
"No, you are being unkind, can you delete it? I'll take a look at the camera."
As he spoke, Qi Yuncheng stood up, and he was probably the only person in a reality show and variety show who could chat with a group of them and still delay the filming.
But even so, even if it is edited later, some viewers will like it.
In the last episode of Dou Xiao Club, netizens were very happy when Qi Yuncheng went to the square to attract the audience and talked about changing his career.
As for a variety show, this is actually a bit more fun to watch.
But on the other side, Zhang Jiuling kept busy in order not to be eliminated, and finally paid off. He collected five fingers and went to the uncle to exchange for a gold finger, and then hurried to the verification place.
Gold fingers can also be real or fake and need to be verified.
When they arrived at the place, a group of people looked at the lion relief at the door, and there was a hole in the mouth of the relief, which could obviously be extended into.
However, before he could reach in, Liu Xiaoting's familiar voice came from inside.
"Hello, the intelligent robot is at your service."
"???" Yue Yunpeng was stunned, this is his apprentice, "Second brother, right?"
Liu Xiaoting did not answer, "Please put your golden finger into the mouth of truth to verify it. As the old saying goes, real gold is not afraid of fire, and real fingers will not be sawed off."
Not caring about so much, Zhang Jiuling and the others got two golden fingers. One of them was the golden finger given to Yue Yunpeng by the master, and the other one was obtained in exchange.
So I first stretched out the golden finger prop given by Yue Yunpeng.
"Hey, verification is in progress! The verification result is false!"
There was a buzzing sound, and there was the sound of machinery inside, and an angle grinder saw off the finger on the spot.
"Second brother!!"
The people outside were shocked. They had finally obtained this, but after pulling it out, the prop fingers on the long stick were gone.
"Second brother, you are a bit outrageous."
Liu Xiao stopped inside and did not answer. This was his mission.
Yue Yunpeng thought of something at this time and thought that the right person could do it, so he took another golden finger and put it in, but the result was the same. When the machine sounded, the prop finger was gone.
Even the wrist is gone, it was cut directly from the pole.
"Why are we here?" Zhang Jiuling couldn't hold back at all, because what he wanted most was to give priority to choosing a partner.
This chapter is not over yet, please click on the next page to continue reading the exciting content! "Please bring real gold fingers to verify!"
"Really Goldfinger?"
A group of people didn't understand. While they were thinking about it, Xiao Meng also came over to watch the fun. When he found out what happened, he immediately understood something.
"Really golden finger? Does that mean you put Master's hand in? Didn't you always mention golden finger in the beginning? Of course, Master's hand is a flesh hand, but isn't that the real golden finger?"
"Let's try it."
"Really bring Master here?"
"Otherwise? Let's carry it over or carry it over."
A group of people walked back, and more and more people gathered along the way. Because all their fingers were robbed, they began to gather at the original place.
When you become a master or an uncle, you will definitely return to your seat.
Not long after he came back, a group of people came to invite him. Yue Yunpeng grabbed Master's hand and felt like he was carrying it.
"Come on, get up."
At this time Shaobing, Qi Yuncheng was there.
"Let's go, I'll carry you."
"I can't just carry it!" Qi Yuncheng, who had now become a military advisor, gave advice and said, "Master is too short. Only Xiaoyue can carry it while standing on a stool."
"Go aside!"
Guo Degang waved his hand at the child, but he still had to stand on the chair, and then leaned on Xiao Yue's back.
However, when it was time to carry it on his back, even a fat man like Yue Yunpeng was in a panic, and his steps were wobbly. Qi Yuncheng behind him quickly supported him.
Even though the master is not tall, he is really heavy and his flesh is almost as solid as his bones.
Because of this, he almost thought he was going to fall.
Fortunately, after stabilizing, a group of people supported by the front and back set off on the road.
After walking out on the road and walking to the hotel elevator, Guo Degang couldn't stop laughing. He was so happy, playing this with a group of apprentices.
Haven't been like this for a long time.
Even after entering the elevator, the master whispered on Xiaoyue's back, "Just wait for the seafood to come down in a few months. If you carry it up to Tanggu to buy Pipi shrimps, I will pay for it."
Yue Yunpeng, who was carrying Master on his back, was very happy, "Master, don't say that, you will be so embarrassed when you leave the house soon."
"Let's go to Tanggu to eat seafood and we'll be back soon."
As soon as the elevator arrived, a group of people were walking around and joking.
When he walked into the hall, Yue Yunpeng really couldn't stand it anymore. He put down his master with all his strength, otherwise his pants would fall off. He put them down and immediately started making sesame cakes.
Shaobing has a big physique and has done some exercise. He is not polite at all when he carries Master on his back, and he walks steadily in the hall.
This time Qi Yuncheng couldn't help but say, "Fitness is not as good as Bai Jian."
"Of course, we can walk like flying."
After putting on sesame seed cakes, a group of people finally left the hotel. As soon as they went out, the passers-by who were watching outside screamed and saw them playing together up close.
When they arrived at the place, Guo Degang wore cloth shoes and walked step by step to the Mouth of Truth.
"Is this it?"
"This is!"
Guo Degang came to the nearest position and looked inside through the entrance, "Is there anyone inside?"
At the sound of the master's voice, Liu Xiao stopped inside and replied, "There is someone."
"Okay, here's my hand."
Putting a hand in, Liu Xiaoting touched it and then looked outside through the gap to make sure it was right.
"Verification in progress, verification failed, your finger is not a golden finger!"
"..."
"..."
At this moment, everyone was stunned. If the master’s finger is not a gold finger, then who is the gold finger?
The uncle’s? Impossible. There are no clues about the uncle.
Guo Degang had no choice but to take out his hand from inside and said, "What should I do now? I'm not doing this. I'm here for nothing."
At this time, Qi Yuncheng suddenly took a few more steps and came to his side. He held the finger that the master had just inserted and asked curiously, "Didn't you say you were lying and wanted to saw it off? Why is it still fine?"
"Get out of here, you idiot! You're a bad example of someone who just sneaks out and runs away."
Hahahahaha!
The senior brothers looked at each other and laughed heartily, which could relieve the atmosphere at the moment.
But I still don't understand this issue.
Zhang Jiuling was especially anxious and had no choice but Qin Xiaoxian, who was watching the show from the outside, got smart for once and said, "Brother Yue, why don't you give it a try?"
"Fine!"
Yue Yunpeng came over, stretched his hand inside, and shouted inside, "Liu Xiaoting, I put my hand in, don't let me saw it."
Another hand came in, Liu Xiaoting looked at it again, "Verification in progress, please wait... Verification successful!!"
"ah??"
"Why can't Master do it, but Brother Yue can do it?"
"Who knows where to go?"
This was even more surprising than when Master failed to verify it just now. Within a few seconds of surprise, the door in front of everyone opened, and Liu Xiao stopped and appeared in front of everyone.
"I'm sorry, Master! You can only bring one in."
Yue Yunpeng stood among the group of people, glanced around, and decided to choose Qin Xiaoxian.
Because he shouted, give him a chance.
After entering, everything went well and I got a golden finger.
The reason why Yue Yunpeng's hand is good is mainly because the master gave him the golden finger and now handed it over to Qin Xiaoxian.
After processing, the director spoke.
"Qin Xiaoxian, you are the next golden finger. Let's go to the swimming pool now, and you will have the first opportunity to choose your partner."
"Then let's go! Don't delay."
A group of people began to move to the swimming pool. When they arrived, everyone changed their clothes and started shooting again.
Looking at the rows of apprentices standing by the water, Guo Degang stood in the middle and said, "I have been busy working around the golden finger today, so why did Yue Yunpeng's finger open the door?"
"Why?" Yu Qian said instinctively beside him.
Guo Degang looked at Yue Yunpeng, "Because his achievements are obvious to all. Everyone can see that with golden fingers, you can't do anything no matter how much you poke at him. Even if the pestle is turned upside down, you can't succeed.
Still need to work hard.
So goldfinger alone cannot achieve anything by just relying on fantasy.
Not to mention Yue Yunpeng, Qi Yuncheng is now very popular. You know he is so glamorous and he has become a publicity ambassador for intangible cultural heritage folk art. How great.
Guess what else to do next.
But how many people know that when he was a teenager, he practiced martial arts non-stop from morning to night.
It took more than ten years of continuous hard work to achieve the so-called 37 million fans this year."
This chapter is not over yet, please click on the next page to continue reading! When the master said this, Qi Yuncheng stood beside him and shook his head silently. This was to educate others through them.
"Then today Qin Xiaoxian is different. He will follow me and your uncle Qian'er later.
Everyone else should take their places and go over and stand."
As soon as he turned around, the brothers and sisters went to build a platform on the swimming pool one after another.
Qi Yuncheng is afraid of heights. He used to get choked up when riding the Ferris wheel with his daughter and wife.
But fortunately, the platform is not high and the area is quite large, so there is no problem.
But no problem, no problem, he knew this thing was going to fall into the water.
Qin Xiaoxian went to the bowling alley on the second floor, and whatever numbers he hit, they would fall down.
He had to choose the one that hadn't been hit, but when he lowered his head and looked at it, he realized that he couldn't remember such details at all.
You can only pick one at random.
After selecting it, Yue Yunpeng was worse than him in wearing a life jacket. He looked trembling in places where numbers were not.
I didn't even dare to put my feet up.
"Yue Yunpeng!" Qi Yuncheng turned around and shouted.
"I'm scared. Oh my God, what will happen if I fall?"
Yue Yunpeng was talking about Henan, and he kept trying to pass with his right foot, fearing that it would fall off as soon as it passed.
"I just want you to fall. Didn't you say that I would take you to play last time? Why are you so scared now?"
"I don't want to play anymore, I'm scared."
"I'm more scared than you. You're a veteran of variety shows."
Pulling his arm, Qi Yuncheng pulled him to his side.
After all the numbers were picked, Guo Degang looked up and said, "Great, have you picked the numbers?"
"alright!"
"Come on, Qin Xiaoxian, come with us."
"good."
All the way to the second floor, Qin Xiaoxian was very happy. He looked at the live broadcast screen and picked up a heavy bowling ball.
He moved his body slightly forward, dropped and dropped the ball, and the bowling ball landed with a bang and rolled crazily towards a pile of pins.
And these pins are the fate of the brothers below.