Crosstalk: There is no big or small thing on stage, but there is a new tomb offstage Chapter 66 If you have eyes, just sew them up! [New book asking for everything]
Chapter 66 If you have eyes, just sew them up! [New book asking for everything]
"This opens another eye!!"
Seeing her partner making such a move, Luan Yunping stood nearby and instinctively said this.
This sentence is not in the original words, but when it is said, many people chuckle.
And Qi Yuncheng was naturally speechless about the Marquis, "This man is also stupid, why should you shut up and stab your butt?"
"Yes, it's great to prick your mouth."
"But at this time, the Marquis turned around."
"What's wrong?"
Qi Yuncheng placed his fan horizontally behind his back like a knife stuck in it, and imitated the feeling of Lord Hou looking at the person next to him on one side of his body, and spoke in an extremely innocent manner.
"Do you blame me for this? I ordered cashew chicken! I love cashew chicken!"
Premonition of something, Luan Yunping put her hands on the table, all the energy in her Dantian was released, and shouted, "You still said it!!! Don't you feel any pain??"
The audience was affected by the emotion of admiration, because they were really afraid of saying it again, Mr. Hou is too nonsense.
Qi Yuncheng slowly put the fan back on the table, "Let's do it again. Everyone in the restaurant jumped up.
They collectively pinned him to the ground and gagged him.
Pull out the knife and carry it to the hospital."
"Go quickly."
"When the doctor took a look, he saw that he had such a big hole in his butt." Qi Yuncheng stretched out his hand and traced the size of the wound with his index finger and thumb.
"What to do about this?"
"It's sewing. He took off his pants and the doctor wiped him with alcohol cotton. He wiped it for fifteen minutes."
Luan Yunping lowered her brows and asked, "Why does it take so long to wipe?"
Qi Yuncheng rolled his eyes and made a wiping motion with his right hand while pretending to be a character and said, "Teacher Hou, they say you love to talk. You will have the ability to talk in the future."
"What?"
"Let's take a bath."
"Eh?" Luan Yunping finally understood. She turned her head and said silently, "What about wiping mud?"
"This big black butt, I forced the doctor to wipe out a small white circle. In order to wipe this small white circle, eight and a half pounds of cotton was used."
"Huo!" Luan Yunping exclaimed in surprise.
"I even took apart the mattress and painted it for Mr. Hou. Mr. Hou said it at this time."
"What?"
As soon as he put his hands into his sleeves, Qi Yuncheng returned to the state of the Marquis, "Do you think I am willing to come? There is a reason."
"What's the reason?"
"I went to eat today, guess what I ordered? I ordered cashew chicken!"
After saying this, Qi Yuncheng's face showed a hint of Mr. Hou's playfulness.
Luan Yunping and the audience below saw it with a lot of helplessness. The former immediately said, "This is about to begin."
"Then the Marquis said what I just said again! Even the doctor was so sweaty that he couldn't get a word in."
"That's right."
"That's it, doctor, is it easy for me to sew?
The doctor said that if you hadn't spoken, you would have been sewn up long ago."
"Yes, I'll listen to you."
"When the doctor sweated, his glasses fell to the ground and broke into pieces. The doctor's glasses were modified with a microscope at 37,000 degrees Celsius."
"Oh, what a look."
"Without these glasses, it's like having no eyes. But although you can't see, this surgery must be done."
"I can't do it."
Qi Yuncheng shook his head, "Just do it based on your feeling!"
I was a little confused here, so Luan Yunping asked, "Can this stitch be done by feeling?"
"This doctor is very dedicated. Anyway, if there is a hole in your butt, just sew it up!"
“Never heard of it!!!”
A tease and a handful.
The thousands of spectators looking at them below found some laughter, and without saying anything in detail, they could have a premonition of what was about to happen.
After all, the Marquis now has two eyes.
You must sew it wrong.
But this couldn't stop Qi Yuncheng, he used his left and right hands to pull up the sleeves of his coat, and he was about to start.
Then he stretched out his hands and touched everywhere.
When he touched something, Qi Yuncheng was slightly happy, "Huo, it's really not small."
"Hey, stop talking."
"Oops!"
With a sigh, Qi Yuncheng closed his eyes and began to make needlework gestures.
After sewing for a few seconds, there was a little movement in the mouth.
"My little sister gave me a husband~~"
"Stop singing." Luan Yunping looked worried and said quickly.
But Qi Yuncheng doesn't care about this. If he doesn't sing, he changes to humming. If he hums to a similar level, this operation is almost done.
Start concentrating your hands on one point to tie the knot.
The knot was naturally threaded, and there were no scissors around. Qi Yuncheng bent down and bit it without saying a word.
Seeing this Luan Yunping nearby, she was trembling with fright, and at the same time couldn't help laughing, "Good guy, bite it with your mouth, that's your butt!!!"
Hahahahaha!
The actors' movements and compliments on the stage immediately erupted into bursts of laughter.
"You really don't mind being dirty at all! You are truly worthy of being a crosstalk actor!"
"Niubi!"
"Qi Yunguo is so stubborn, he dares to do this!"
"A true warrior!"
……
The happier the audience is, the more it shows that the burden has been well studied.
So at this moment, even Shi Fukuan, who was in the side curtain, was happy when he saw this, and even couldn't look directly at the child on the stage.
Very graphic.
But one thing to say is that it is not easy to make the old gentleman laugh like this. It does not mean that the gentleman has a high point of laughter.
But I have seen too many baggage and baggage techniques.
He even used it countless times in the first half of his life.
If you use it too much, naturally no matter how funny something is, it will lose the original state it brought you the first time because you know what you might say later.
Of course, everything still depends on the interpretation. If the interpretation is good, it will still be interesting after listening to it many times.
But Shi Fukuan was really amused by this child. He looked really helpless with these things.
I know the technique, but I can’t guess what specific burden he will give later.
So I really like this state.
Not only does he like it, but everyone around him also likes it.
Also includes Hou Zhen.
Holding his hands, he smiled and began to mutter: "Is it true? How did you think about this? If you say this about me, the audience's impression of me will be completely ruined.
Do I like to talk?
Don’t we just talk more usually?
Dalin, do you think I talk too much?"
After asking this question, Dalin stood next to his grandfather and turned his face as he was about to answer.
Hou Zhen suddenly gave the first answer, "I don't think so, I just like to chat, but the commercial performance today was still very good.
I also like it.
But I also like to take a shower, so I don’t need to apply so much cotton.
What a waste."
"Hey!"
Dalin, who couldn't say anything, was really helpless, so he asked, "Isn't this enough?"
They all doubted their brother's behavior, so they all restrained themselves.
In the end, Shi Fukuan, who was listening nearby, felt a little annoyed and waved his hand towards his apprentice, "Okay, stop talking about it.
But what about the other assistant actors?
I remember Yue Yunpeng and Sun Yue were also listed on the program list!