Chapter 676 Luan Yunping measured the eight screens!
Qin Xiaoxian slowly walked behind the microphone and looked at the large audience. It was impossible not to be nervous.
The calmness on his face is just a cover-up.
Because there are more people than the small theater where he usually performs.
Now he has never performed a special performance, let alone a performance with more than 300 people. It is just that it has become popular recently and more and more people go to see his small theater.
In fact, I am a first-timer and I haven’t learned enough skills yet.
"What are you doing?" After coming up, Qin Xiaoxian tried his best to maintain his state and asked Luan Yunping next to him.
Luan Yunping looked at him and said happily, "Isn't it my turn to promote it to everyone?"
"what is your job?"
"Am I a crosstalk actor?"
"Oh, the cross talk skills are good, not bad, very good." This is a small burden. If it were a generally better actor, it would most likely be successful.
But at this time, there was no sound when he spoke, and the audience was very quiet.
At the same time, it proves what Master said: one person says it is pleasant, and another person says it is unhappy.
But Luan Yunping stopped immediately, "Wait a moment, what do you mean by round eyes?"
Qin Xiaoxian gestured at his eyes, "My eyes are wrong, they are not very round."
"That's called a crosstalk actor, not round-eyed. That thing doesn't sound good."
"Oh." Qin Xiaoxian turned around and understood, "Actor?"
At this time, Luan Yunping was not polite, "I said that I am an actor, but I am understating myself."
"What should I say?"
"Haha." Luan Yunping laughed twice, and then said expressionlessly, "Performing artist!!"
"Oh~~"
It's impossible to say this without anyone making fun of me.
But Luan Yunping did not lower her words, "You can also call him a dean!"
"Oh~~"
Once again, Qi Yuncheng was laughing in the lounge. Then Shaobing, who had stepped off the stage, came over to say, "Brother Luan won't perform with you. You're going crazy. No one can hold him down."
"Let's play."
Qi Yuncheng complained and asked him to be quiet. There is a way of teasing between a son and his disciple.
However, everyone knows that the performance effect will not be taken seriously.
If this is true, don't listen to the cross talk.
But Qin Xiaoxian was very surprised, "The captain is different. He goes out to introduce to others. I, Luan Yunping, am a master of cross talk, how many of us dare to say that?"
"I dare to say that."
"Then you have to tell me one, two, three, four, five to prove your strength."
"Okay." Luan Yunping was polite behind the table and began to explain one by one, "First, I have management ability, second, cross talk has connotation, and third, I have culture."
"Do you still have culture?" Qin Xiaoxian was particularly puzzled.
"Of course. Among the actors I work with, Kong Yunlong, Qi Yuncheng, and now you, have any of them graduated from college?"
Ha ha ha ha!
When this was mentioned, the audience laughed a lot. It was obvious to the naked eye that Luan Yunping was deeply affected by Qi Yuncheng and began to hurt others.
Qin Xiaoxian felt like he couldn't find the seam when he was told that, and then he asked, "What is your specific diploma?"
"It doesn't matter what diploma we have, we have foundation and knowledge, and I have another characteristic."
"What characteristics?"
"I don't know many words, but I use them well."
It's a bit lively, but Luan Yunping's state of dragging Qin Xiaoxian is even stronger, but he is already working very hard and has a special way to turn up the volume.
"I don't believe this. What if you are wrong?"
"Wrong? It can't be wrong. I'm still telling you this. If I'm going to make a mistake, you can pick it out for me."
"This is wrong."
"What's wrong?"
"What do you mean by giving?"
"What should I pronounce this word?" Luan Yunping was very confused, and the expression on her face was very helpful, "Tell me."
"Give (ji)!"
"To (ji)?"
"Supply's gi (ji), have you ever heard of supply (gei)'s?"
"Oh, is that so? But we keep saying this every day to ensure that there are only one or two!"
Hearing the words, Qin Xiaoxian started to find fault again. He looked at Luan Yunping next to him and argued with reason, "What do you mean liang? Then pronounce the orthographic character liang."
"Yeah?"
"When you go out with your wife, aren't you Luan Yunping and your wife? Isn't that what they say?"
"Yes?" She agreed, and Luan Yunping stretched out her hand to gently support Lao Qin, telling him to look at the audience more. He had a habit of doing this.
Qin Xiaoxian also immediately looked at the audience and shouted, "Did you say that? Oh, aren't they Luan Yunping and her husband?"
Luan Yunping smiled and said, "I asked someone to do it, right? Two people? It's just one person and three people, it's not a big deal."
"What do you mean three?"
"wrong again?"
"One, two, three, three."
"Isn't that what everyone says?"
"What do you call Du?"
"Um?"
"The capital city! Is there anything called the capital city (dou)?"
A series of flatterers were embarrassed and quietly said, "I'll change it tomorrow."
"What is Ming'er? Tomorrow's Ming."
There was really nothing else to do. Luan Yunping looked at the audience and then pointed at the person next to her, "Why did I meet him today?"
"What is today?" Qin Xiaoxian's voice was much louder, and he corrected again, "Today's today."
"If you want to do this, let's stop talking about it during our cross talk."
"What do you mean by no means!!!"
Qin Xiaoxian and Luan Yunping shouted in unison, and there was some laughter below.
Obviously the audience liked it very much, and their eyes were on them throughout the whole process.
And you can tell at a glance that the jokes are traditional jokes. Traditional jokes usually keep people alive, so it was really difficult for Lao Qin to say.
But at this moment, this unanimous voice is worthy of praise.
Not to mention that the rhythm was controlled by Luan Yunping throughout the whole process, without too much sloppiness.
Most of us know the functions of Peng Ke, which are palm, measure, hold and stand!
Zhan means standing on the edge and setting up a temporary meeting. Peng and quantity are almost the same, but quantity is slightly higher than peng. You can understand it based on the words.
The palm is even more advanced. At this moment, Luan Yuping relies on him to control the rhythm of the entire cross talk. He can go as fast as he wants and as slow as he wants.
There is also a kind of holding heel called horizontal, among which Yan Hexiang is a kind of horizontal.
"It's not easy. After so many years, Luan Yunping has also worked hard. I guess she hasn't done this work for a long time."
This chapter is not over yet, please click on the next page to continue reading! As a partner, Qi Yuncheng looked at the broadcast on the screen and smiled bitterly. In terms of energy consumption, palming is definitely more tiring, so standing should be more relaxed.
But I kept reading.
"You are such a great captain..."
Before Qin Xiaoxian finished speaking on the stage, Luan Yunping suddenly became angry with a blank expression on her face and slapped the table, "That's it, you can listen to it or not, or let it out.
Isn't this causing trouble?"
Qin Xiaoxian was startled and quickly calmed down, "Is this what you did to us?"
"Huh?" Luan Yunping spread her hands and said confidently, "I am the captain!! Who can control me?"
"What does your commander-in-chief care about? I'll go find your leader."
"lead?"
"Guo Degang!! I asked him to remove you, the commander-in-chief!"
"No, no, no, no."
Finally, the captain Luan Yunping, who had been very tough just now, relented and quickly took Qin Xiaoxian's arm, "Why are you looking for him?"
"Remove your post." Qin Xiao said in a arrogant tone.
"Don't mention it, you want to withdraw, do you know what? Firstly, my show has no traffic, secondly, the score is low, and thirdly, I am still alive, so I only rely on the salary of the chief captain.
If you try to get it for me again, it won’t work anymore, and you won’t even be able to drink corn noodle porridge.”
At this point, Luan Yunping, who was feeling particularly aggrieved, suddenly turned it over for herself like a chicken blood pump, "What is stick noodle porridge?"
Ha ha ha ha!
This inexplicable thing could easily lead to laughter, and even Qin Xiaoxian himself could hardly hold it in.
"So you leave me an official position."
"It can't be finished."
"I know it won't be over." Luan Yunping turned around and looked at the audience below, "You said that I am too. I have a good job. Why should I talk nonsense with him? Shouldn't it be over after we have a good cross talk?
I was too anxious. In fact, I could have said the words correctly even if I said the words slowly, but I was just too reckless."
"What do you mean?" Qin Xiaoxian once again found trouble.
Luan Yunping shook her head, "I'm too reckless. Look at this. How about comparing me to a reckless person?"
Qin Xiaoxian: "What?"
Luan Yunping: "Reckless person."
Qin Xiaoxian: "You can't compare to a reckless person."
Luan Yunping: "Why can't I compare?"
Qin Xiaoxian: "That's an ancient man."
Luan Yunping: "I really don't know."
Qin Xiaoxian: "I don't know? Let me tell you, listen. I'm thinking about the time... In the Three Kingdoms of the Later Han Dynasty, there was a reckless man. Since the three brothers in Taoyuan became sworn brothers, the eldest son's surname was Liu Mingbei, also named Xuande, and he lived in Dashulou Sang; the second brother's surname was
Guan Mingyu, whose surname is Yunchang, lives in Jieliang County, Puzhou, Shanxi; the third brother's surname is Zhang Fei, whose surname is Yide, and whose home is Fanyang County, Zhuozhou..."
…
One sentence after another, Qin Xiaoxian memorized Guankou. The moment he recited it, his hair became visible to the naked eye, but he still persisted.
And when the whole reckless man has finished reciting it, their work will be over.
There were bursts of applause from below.
This made the senior fellow students in the background think that he was pretty good, and they all came over.
Meng Hetang was also immediately concerned and asked, "Does it feel great to work in a proper manner?"
"Yes!" Qin Xiaoxian nodded, his face turned blue, "But I'm a little too strong."
"It's okay, just act more."
Qi Yuncheng also came over and looked at him seriously.
"The sense of accomplishment of losing traditional life is stronger than losing new jokes, because they are all performed by the old gentleman. Your own performance is like you have finally said a real cross talk. Gradually you will fall in love with that state.
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"Ouch." Meng Hetang was suddenly startled, "Otherwise it was my senior brother who told me how I felt at the beginning. I told a traditional joke at the beginning. After finishing it, although there were still many shortcomings, I felt a sense of accomplishment.
It also feels very refreshing.
I have always been unable to explain it, but my senior brother came up with it as soon as he said it seriously. It feels like this, it’s amazing."
"Okay, don't flatter me."
Qi Yun Chengdu was used to Xiao Meng's nonsense, but the next second Qin Xiaoxian's eyes suddenly turned over, "Brother, please tell me."
"I don't need to say anything. Captain Luan is listening nearby and can hear it more clearly. Let him speak."
Leng Buding Qin Xiaoxian looked at Brother Luan, and Luan Yunping did not hide it and began to tell him bit by bit.
"Actually, there aren't many questions. I just asked Xiahou Dun who he was. He is a reckless person. That's it. I must give it because this is the first time that a reckless person is mentioned in the whole article. He is Zhang Fei, a reckless person.
, this mouth must be given to the audience.
Leave the rest to your senior brother."
"Okay, Master Brother, look at what's wrong with me and scold me."
If it weren't for his close partner, Qi Yun Chengdu was speechless and panicked when he threw something over at the first moment, so he could only tell him slowly.
Since Luan Yunping had told him about Guankou, she would tell him some techniques for shaking off the baggage. For example, if the round eyes were shaken in a different way at the beginning, it might be much better.
There are other small baggage, for example, when he mentioned Guo Degang, he really didn’t have to let go of it at that time, it was already broken, so he must pay a few more points.
In short, these senior brothers are basically taking care of their junior brother's business, as it should be, and they hope that he will grow up.
Qin Xiaoxian also listened tirelessly to their teachings. He was only in his early twenties this year, barely a few years older than Lan Lan. Naturally, he still had a lot to learn.
Seeing his enthusiasm in studying, Meng Hetang, the captain of the seventh team, watched without disturbing him.
Lao Qin is a member of his seventh team, so he must hope for the best, otherwise what else could happen.
But when he was telling Lao Qin something, he had to quickly go to the side curtain.
The subsequent cross talk was a group talk between him, Zhang Helun, and Yang Jiulang.
Now Zhang Helun and Yang Jiulang are already waiting at the side curtains. He hasn't gone up yet, so he is only announcing the curtain now, and his appearance time will be a few minutes later in the evening, so it is relatively sufficient.
Otherwise, I wouldn’t come over and watch the fun.
In such a short time, their performance also started. At the moment when it started, Zhou Gulan went down to the backstage to take a look. When he saw the master busy, he decisively went to the lounge on the other side to have a look.
As soon as she came over, Yu Qian waved to her and asked her about her experience participating in the show. A little girl was given preferential treatment everywhere.
But when she saw the sign, she was a little surprised. Needless to say, Grandpa Yu's sign was a plus.
But Grandpa Guo’s brands, Uncle Shaobing, Uncle Fourth, Uncle Qin, and Master’s partner Uncle Luan all had a line drawn on them.
You have to know that his old man's brand has lost points, so this issue is so difficult? This makes her very puzzled.
"How about it, do you want to play here for a while? Is there anything to eat? Do you want to drink the milk given by the sponsor?"
After glancing at the two boards, Zhou Gulan shook his head, "Thank you, Grandpa, I won't disturb you anymore. I'll go back first."
After finishing speaking, he left. How could the girl's eyes and movements not be seen? Guo Degang said cheerfully, "What kind of master and what kind of apprentice? This is Lan Lan coming to inquire about the situation. It's quite a thief."
"Very good." Yu Qian said while looking at the broadcast screen, "Girl can develop quickly in drum music in the future, so it is good to let her show more face now. How about she come in the last episode too?"
"She is still in school. I will make arrangements when I have time. But the girl grows up so fast. She is so tall in the blink of an eye. Time flies."
The older people get, the easier it is to feel emotional.
Let alone Zhou Gulan, Xixi, Jingjing and Guo Fenyang, none of them grow up fast, especially Xixi, a little glutton. How could the Qi Yuncheng family give birth to such a fun girl?
Guo Degang is puzzled. Jingjing and Guo Fenyang are very normal children.
Xixi’s appetite is so abnormal.
But it was a blessing to be able to eat. I don't know if his father had ever had such a good meal at this age.