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Chapter 686: Wife, please stop swearing!

The sesame cakes left the theater.

Qi Yuncheng and Luan Yunping, who were backstage, were confirmed to be partners. They felt relaxed after they were confirmed. They had almost nothing to do but just take a break.

Let’s look at the current performance.

The time now is around four o'clock in the afternoon, close to five o'clock, and it's almost the end.

Even the bottom-saving return game is almost over.

"How about we go up and show our faces?" Qi Yuncheng suddenly thought. He likes small theaters very much and also likes to surprise the audience.

Luan Yunping nodded, "But we can't stay too long, just go up and show your face."

"no problem."

"I'm looking to see if there's anything backstage as a small gift for the audience. It wouldn't be a good idea to go up and say hello empty-handed."

At this time, the captain's thinking came out and he did everything in an all-round way. Even Qi Yuncheng didn't expect this.

So it was agreed upon that the two of them would wait at the side curtain.

The person who was talking about cross talk on the stage at the moment was very familiar to him. It was none other than the third brother Kong Yunlong. He didn't know yet that Qi Yuncheng and Luan Yunping were here.

He kept saving up and then returned to the game after saving up. He talked for almost an hour.

When the last encore cross talk was finished, it was over. Sometimes there were not many curtain calls in small theaters, and then he and his partner bowed and left the stage.

The moment he stepped down, Qi Yuncheng and Luan Yunping appeared in place of the hosts.

As soon as they appeared, hundreds of spectators in the audience immediately became excited.

The commotion started without any sloppiness.

"Ah!! Qi Yuncheng, you are so handsome! You are so handsome!!"

"Captain Luan! Captain Luan is so handsome!!"

"Qi Yuncheng, I love you!!"

There were bursts of shouting and bursts of joy below.

If there is water underneath, it will feel like a pot of cold water boiling as soon as you put it on the stove.

Not to mention that they were happy, Kong Yunlong was also happy. He turned around and looked at the two people in surprise, and couldn't help but put a little in his hand, "Du!!!"

"Beep!!" Qi Yuncheng shouted with his third brother, "You seem to be able to hold us still, so hurry up and take a rest."

"okay!"

Kong Yunlong and his partner went to the side curtain.

Qi Yuncheng and Luan Yunping moved the table at the back together. It was obvious that they were working very hard after the one-legged work they just mentioned.

The third brother also came with me at the beginning.

Move the table back.

Luan Yunping immediately went to the edge of the stage and threw the things in her hands one by one, and the audience caught them frantically below.

"We are here to be the host. This performance ends here. Thank you for coming. See you in the evening!"

One sentence, just one sentence.

The two people bowed quickly and left the stage, leaving behind a lively scene below.

And they didn't dare to look back at all, for fear that they would be retained if they looked back. If they were retained, the variety show would never be recorded.

Went down to the backstage, and coincidentally, Yang Jiulang arrived.

"What's going on? Are you guys recording the show? It's fun." Kong Yunlong looked at them, then looked at the camera guys, and reached out to stuff a few candies into the camera guy's pocket.

Those who talk about cross talk cannot have enough time on their hands.

"Third brother, we're recording the Dou Xiao Club." Yang Jiulang said, "But it's just the three of us at the Tianqiao Theater, right? Are you sure you're a partner?"

"confirmed."

"Then I'm still too late."

"No." Qi Yuncheng looked at Yang Jiulang curiously at this time, "Didn't you and Jiuliang ride bicycles? Didn't you arrive so fast? You must know that this is the second ring road, and Deyun Hong Kong Hall is on the fifth ring road."

"Both Lao Qin and Brother Meng went to pick up Jiuliang, and then Fuyu gave me a car."

"Is that so? Jiu Liang is so popular that I even sent a sesame seed cake over there. Wouldn't this be a fool's errand?" Qi Yuncheng really hoped that the two of them would be well at this moment. They would start fighting when the sesame seed cakes arrived.

"Then what should I do? How about I go to other theaters to see it?" Yang Jiulang said.

"No, just wait. You were also involved in the fight in the past."

After saying this, several people sat down and chatted.

In fact, Qi Yuncheng hasn't seen his third brother for a long time, not because he didn't see him intentionally, but because he really couldn't see him. He might get sick or have an accident soon.

Why don't you let him join the Dou Xiao Club? It's because you're afraid something will happen to him.

After playing so many games, a group of people were chasing and fighting like crazy to put him in, and one day he might break his bones again.

Kong Yunlong didn't think anything of not joining the popular Douxiao Club. Anyway, he still talked about cross talk and got paid for it. There were performances in other places, so he usually went there.

"Yuncheng, I watched Douxiao Club recently, and I feel that you are more popular than before. You were out having fun just now."

Kong Yunlong was in the background, crossing his legs and knocking melon seeds. He remembered something in the middle of knocking and hurried to collect the coat that was hanging out.

"It's okay, it's all like that."

"By the way, I have a performance at the Deyun Club over there in Harbin later. Do you have time to go over and have a look? I will be performing there for nearly a week."

"Go ahead, I'll try to liven things up the first day."

"No problem. If you go there, the little girl will go crazy again."

They have a very close relationship with each other, and they will basically go wherever they want, and it won't be a big deal.

You must know that the third brother would participate in most of Qi Yuncheng's previous events or special performances.

But they can't keep chatting while recording the show.

Kong Yunlong folded his coat and went to have dinner with his team members first. Qi Yuncheng, who had confirmed his partner, also rushed back to have dinner after receiving the news from the staff.

The place we go to is still under the control of the Deyun Red Cross Committee.

In the large private room of the guild hall, the dishes have been prepared.

Stir-fried pork with cabbage, meatballs, braised pork, cucumbers, fried shrimp, etc. are all common dishes.

Guo Degang, Yu Qian, Yue Yunpeng, and Dalin were already seated.

"Ouch, look who's back. Isn't this the person who dislikes me?"

Pushing open the door of the box, Qi Yuncheng heard the master's words as soon as he entered, with a bitter expression on his face, "Do you still remember these words?"

"That's right, I remember every word of my apprentice's words."

"Hurry up and take a seat. Coming back early has the advantage of coming back early. You can be the first to choose the show and which one you want to perform."

This chapter is not over yet, please click on the next page to continue reading! Choosing a stool to sit down, Qi Yuncheng handed the words to Luan Yunping, who sat next to his partner, "I think our strength can be put at the end."

"Oh, you are so confident in yourself." Guo Degang said, then he looked at Qi Yuncheng and put a shrimp in his bowl. He knew that he didn't like eating fat food, but he was not picky about anything else. "What do you think?

May I?"

"No problem, if the uncle joins the group and talks about it, we will completely explode."

Immediately, Guo Degang put the chopsticks for picking vegetables on the table and looked at Yu Qian next to him, "He is still thinking about you, while I am picking up vegetables."

Ha ha ha ha!

Yu Qian was not teased to death by these two men today.

Seeing the master's appearance, Qi Yuncheng hurriedly realized what was going on, and put vegetables into the master's and uncle's bowls respectively, "No, no, you two eat first, it won't taste good if it's cold."

"My apprentice's face has changed."

Guo Degang was just joking, and then waited for the other children to come over, and they came quickly, and it was a matter of front and rear.

Meng Hetang, Zhou Jiu, Shaobing, Qin Xiaoxian has arrived.

The four of them definitely had a fight, because none of the tokens were good, but in the end Shaobing couldn't stop it, so Meng Hetang and Zhou Jiuliang were paired together, and he was with Lao Qin.

Wait until Yan Hexiang brings Zhang Helun and Yang Jiulang back to have dinner together for a while.

Guo Degang put down his chopsticks and said, "Everyone is here and the venue has been decided. We are about to get down to business."

Suddenly something happened again. He was eating prawns with sesame cakes. He looked at the master silently and asked, "What else are we going to do?"

"Everyone has a mobile phone. Take out your mobile phone and set all of them to ring mode. After the adjustment is completed, put the mobile phone on the shelf on the table, not your own shelf, but on someone else's shelf.

After putting it away, pick up someone else’s phone, open the WeChat Moments, and send a memo.”

"ah!!"

Everyone was stunned by this operation, including Qi Yuncheng, who had never experienced anything like this before.

Guo Degang spoke again, "Just say it casually, ask you to call me or stop contacting you. If people are curious, they will call you. The purpose of this is to invite them to watch the show, but you can't tell them to watch the show."

You can directly ask if he will come tomorrow. If he says he will come, the invitation is successful.

The time is limited to this meal. For example, if your uncle Qian'er says I'm full, it's over."

Yu Qian stood up subconsciously, and when he was about to say that he was full, Guo Degang was so frightened that he quickly held him down, "It's not good if it's too early, otherwise the link will be gone. Do you understand?"

"I understand."

"Let's start the exchange."

Put the mobile phones on the shelf one by one, and then pick the mobile phone one by one. There is no mentality of grabbing. Everyone is so familiar with it that it doesn't matter who owns it.

After getting it, Guo Degang, Yu Qian, Guo Qiling, Yue Yunpeng, and Yan Hexiang were excited to see it. It was fun.

Luan Yunping: "The message I sent to Lao Qin's mobile phone was that he was playing a game."

"Mine is more simple and rough." Shaobing held Meng Hetang's cell phone and lowered his head and muttered, "My universal circle of friends, do you have any friends who can lend me 10,000 yuan to use first, so that I can chat privately, please. How about Xiao Meng?

?”

"Why are you asking me? It's your right now." Meng Hetang doesn't care about this. He can explain it later, "Let's see if it's written. Once it's written, let's post it together and see if anyone is smart enough to do it directly.

Found something strange."

Qi Yuncheng: "Okay, let's count three, two, one."

"Three, two, one, hair!"

Everyone immediately posted on Moments.

Shaobing took Meng Hetang's mobile phone and sent a message to borrow money.

Luan Yunping took Lao Qin's cell phone and said directly that she was playing a game, which was more rigorous so as not to cause misunderstanding or offend anyone.

Qin Xiaoxian took a look at the message written on his phone to Shao Bing. After reading it, Shao Bing nodded before sending it.

It's not that Shao Bing is concerned about it, it's that Qin Xiaoxian doesn't dare to post it casually, so he has to ask Brother Biscuit.

He wouldn't dare click publish without asking.

The most timid one.

What he posted was about the quarrel with his wife.

Qi Yuncheng took Jiuliang's mobile phone and casually wrote a message begging for a call.

As for his mobile phone, Zhang Helun was holding it. Zhang Helun wrote that he had no clothes to wear. Who could help him choose some good-looking clothes and chat privately?

Wait until everything is sent out.

Everyone put down their cell phones and stayed quiet for nearly two or three seconds to see who would ring first.

Everyone is quite excited, but they don’t know what the specific situation is. This cannot be controlled by the plot of the variety show.

About ten seconds passed, and suddenly a cell phone rang.

"Dad! Someone is calling! Answer it quickly!"

This bell rang.

There was not a single person present who was unhappy, and everyone’s eyes became bright and bright.

Xixi's voice.

Having fun at home, Qi Yuncheng made a cell phone ringtone using his daughter’s voice.

Now it's directly exposed.

But exposure is also a matter of pride, as is the case with my own daughter.

"It's Xixi's voice, right?" Guo De just heard the familiar voice and became interested, "Record one for me another day, it's so fun."

"Let me answer the phone first." Qi Yuncheng smiled bitterly and took the phone over.

But Guo Degang was not in a hurry, "Xi Xi's voice sounds cute no matter what. You don't have to answer it right away. Listen to it again."

Qi Yuncheng lowered his head and said in a low voice, "Should I answer the call from my wife later?"

"I told you earlier, pick it up quickly!!!"

The master suddenly changed his face, and everyone laughed secretly, but they all sighed with emotion, "Good guy, the master's wife came here to fight me."

This speed.

"Hey, Mistress, have you eaten?" After receiving the call, Qi Yuncheng said hello first and put the voice on speakerphone.

"I ate. I ate early today. What's wrong? What clothes do you need to buy? I'll buy them for you."

"Thank you, Mistress. I'd like to ask, are you free to come to the Red Cross at two o'clock tomorrow afternoon?"

Invitations are sent out.

Guo Degang knew what was going on and said in a low voice, "Your wife is busy. She runs around every day, so she may not be free."

Wang Hui is indeed like this, the schedule has been arranged, "I really don't have time at two o'clock tomorrow, so how about this, I will take you shopping the day after tomorrow, call my daughter, Xixi, and respect them."

"Hey, okay." Since he couldn't come, Qi Yuncheng definitely wouldn't force it, so he hung up after saying a few words to his wife.

A few seconds after he hung up, Luan Yunping's cell phone suddenly rang. The moment it rang, he looked directly at Qi Yuncheng.

"Who is it?" Shaobing couldn't hold back his curiosity, so he leaned over to take a look. Once he saw it, he sat down convinced.

"It's my wife who called me. After giving it to Brother Cheng, I gave it to Luan Yunping. I love it so much."

Luan Yunping was under everyone's attention at this moment. She answered the phone immediately. After answering the phone, she spoke first, "Master's wife."

"What are you doing?"

"Master's wife, please stop swearing." Luan Yunping couldn't hold herself together and felt a little timid, "We are eating dumplings."

"eat dumplings?"

"Yes, yes, then...then we have a cross talk convention in Sichuan tomorrow, can you come?"

"Sichuan?" Wang Hui frowned, "Are you crazy? How can I go so far away?"

"How about you, can you come?"

"I don't have time. Yuncheng also asked me to go tomorrow. I really don't have time."

"That's it, okay then, I have nothing to do, you are busy."

"I came to play at home recently."

"Okay, I must go."

He took the screen and saw that Luan Yunping's phone was also hung up, but he was very scared to talk to his wife on the phone.

Guo Degang complained after watching it, "I've never seen him so nervous."

Luan Yunping nodded desperately, "I just finished calling Yuncheng and called me again. If he knew that we were recording a show and deliberately posted it on WeChat Moments, I would be really afraid that my wife would scold me! It's too dangerous. It's impossible not to be angry.

This is a joke."

"My wife will also know it after watching the show." Qi Yuncheng said.

"It's okay, her anger has subsided by then. Let's eat first and see who calls next."

Guo Degang said something to help, then turned his eyes and looked at their mobile phones, looking forward to who would be next. You must know that the game he is playing now was something he remembered.


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