"I didn't expect that I would have to talk about cross talk on this show. I thought playing games would be enough."
Ace vs Ace is recorded.
When the host explained that he was about to perform a talent show.
The scene entered the intermission.
Qi Yuncheng and Guo Qiling went down to change their coats. While changing, Qi Yuncheng couldn't help but complain.
Dalin doesn't care.
"There must be a program to slow things down. In addition, I asked the program team to come up with a cross talk program. This will give us a few extra minutes, otherwise it will be singing here."
"Singing? Who sings?"
"I don't know, maybe sister-in-law? Maybe sister Qin?"
"forget it."
Qi Yuncheng smiled bitterly. Others don't know that if his wife's singing embarrasses her to death, she may have to practice singing for a whole day, and it may not sound good even after practicing.
Not much time.
The two of them put on two black coats and got ready to go on stage.
The show has also started recording again.
"Three, two, one applause."
When Guo Qiling and Qi Yuncheng came out to the stage, the director shouted on the spot, and hundreds of audience members applauded wildly.
There is no need for the director to say anything, it’s impossible for these two to not react when talking about cross talk.
The director's reminder is nothing more than a reminder of a point in time.
As for Shengteng, Jia Ling, Song Yi, Guan Xiaotong, Li Qin, and Li Chun, these guests were all sitting nearby and ready to enjoy it.
"Thank you guys."
After bowing, Guo Qiling stood behind the microphone and teased, while Qi Yuncheng praised.
"Isn't it common for you guys? My brother praises me, and my brother also praises me sometimes."
"That's you, the eldest young master of the Guo family." Qi Yuncheng said from behind the table.
"Don't mention these nonsense."
"Oh? Master is weak so soon?"
Ha ha ha ha!
The scene was filled with joy after just a few words.
Although it is said to be a recording, the actors still perform according to their own spontaneity, but there will be people editing it when the time comes. For example, just one or two sentences may be edited out.
But as long as the audience is happy.
"Did you see that my brother is bad? I'll give you a piece of advice. But today I am very happy to be able to talk about a cross talk here. I haven't done a cross talk for a long time, so I asked the program team to let us two brothers talk about a cross talk."
"Thank you to the director."
"Yes, I have to thank you. Because I tell you, today may be the last time I talk about cross talk, so I cherish it very much."
As soon as Guo Qiling explained it, everyone in the audience couldn't believe it.
Including Qi Yuncheng, who turned sideways and looked towards him curiously, "Really? So we won't talk about cross talk? Why are you going?"
"A son inherits his father's legacy."
"Isn't it better to talk about cross talk?"
"It's different." Guo Qiling waved her hand, supported the cross talk table and said seriously, "Friends, I will change my profession to be a chef in the future."
"Why did you change the chef? Master doesn't do cross talk?"
"His original job was as a chef."
"Oh? Master turned out to be a cook?" Qi Yuncheng looked at Dalin with a little surprise, as if it was the first time he heard about it.
Guo Qiling was slightly amused, "Have you never heard of it? You only know that when he was at his peak, there was Guo Degang, a cross talk talker. Then he became very popular, and you came to learn from him.
Do you think you caught up with him when he was down and out?"
Qi Yuncheng did catch up on this point, but for the sake of the program, he shook his head and said, "I have never caught up."
"When he was down and out, did you know who he was? He was not well-known at that time. In fact, he was the same in the industry." Guo Qiling gave a thumbs up in praise.
"What?"
"Amazing, a famous chef. Haven't you heard of the famous chef Guo Degang?"
"I've never heard of it, but I've heard of a pot of rice cakes."
"My dad doesn't do that stuff."
Guo Qiling was very happy with the pot of rice cakes that Ge brought, because it was a joke a long time ago. In the early 2000s, his father talked about something that came out when he was selling condolences. However, we are all young people now and may not know much about it.
Turn it over and continue.
"When it comes to my dad, everyone knows that my dad is good at cooking."
"This is true." Qi Yuncheng admitted.
"Everyone in Yanjing, go check it out. Does Yanjing Hotel know about it?"
"I know the best restaurant."
"My father is the chef at the Yanjing Hotel. Go check it out. There is a chef Guo who is my father."
Guo Qiling said very proudly, and Qi Yuncheng also gave some hints of enlightenment, "Oh? That chef Guo of Yanjing Hotel is your father?"
"It's my dad."
"That's not right." Qi Yuncheng changed his words, frowned and said in confusion, "I remember there are six chefs Guo in Yanjing Hotel. Do you have six fathers?"
Talk and enjoy.
There was a lot of laughter at the scene.
Guo Qiling was speechless. She reached out and touched her brother's arm and began to explain, "At Yanjing Hotel, the short one is my father."
"Hey, you told me earlier, right?"
"Yes, the one with Humpty Dumpty."
"But I remember there were four short fat guys."
Guo Qiling's expression was frozen, and she raised her hand to gesture to her face, "Black, black fat man, that's my dad."
"Both of them are quite dark."
Guo Qiling was really helpless now. She looked at her brother, tilted her head and wondered, "Why do you have to find me another father?"
Qi Yuncheng smiled and said quickly, "Anyway, Yanjing Hotel is short and dark. Is that fat man your father?"
"That's right, Chef Guo. I have been working with my father since I was a child. I would do odd jobs for him and do some handy work."
"Peel onions and garlic?"
"I've never been in the kitchen. Peeling onions and peeling garlic is called piecemeal work. I'm a hands-on job." Guo Qiling emphasized again.
"That's called oil work. Why don't you understand hand work?" Seeing that her brother was wrong several times, Guo Qiling looked at him and became anxious, "hand work, do you know?"
"What kind of job are you going to do?"
"Whatever my father likes, I will take it out."
"Stealing??" Qi Yuncheng was surprised.
"Hey!!" Guo Qiling was startled and looked around, her eyes becoming blurry, "We can't commit a crime on this show after hiding it for so many years.
This chapter is not over yet, please click on the next page to continue reading! We never say the word steal."
"Then what did you say?"
"We have industry jargon."
"What's the lingo?"
"No (fou twice)!"
At this point, it is obvious what the two people want to say.
Song Yi suddenly approached Li Qin and said, "Have you heard of this joke?"
Li Qin nodded, "I've heard of it, it's fun. The traditional jokes are all fun, and I also like the version about selling tickets that Qi Yuncheng said."
"Yeah, I quite like it too."
Song Yi was quite proud and continued to watch them perform.
"We sometimes connect greenhouses one after another."
"If you have this, run into the greenhouse."
"Take this eldest sister for example." Guo Qiling stretched out her hand and gestured towards Jia Ling. Jia Ling waved her hand and the camera focused on her, "Why do I sound so uncomfortable?"
Shengteng looked at him and said, "You just know enough. It's okay if I don't call you aunt."
"Fuck you."
"This eldest sister." Guo Qiling began to give an example, "For a birthday party, the house is too big and there are many people, so I don't want to go out to eat.
Just invite us to your house to cook for you."
Qi Yuncheng complimented, "Big companies used to be like this."
"If you want to tell the truth, it must be like this."
Suddenly looking at Jia Ling, Qi Yuncheng wondered, "This eldest sister looks like she doesn't want to be rejected by you. She has such a good figure."
It doesn’t follow the words again.
Guo Qiling laughed unexpectedly, "Isn't this an example?"
"Then tell us."
"Okay, let me tell you about it." Guo Qiling waved her hand and said impassionedly, "My father and I have never been to all parts of the country, including the mountains and the sea."
"Stealed all over the country?"
"Um?"
"Oh, I can't pass anywhere." Qi Yuncheng quickly changed his tune.
"Don't talk nonsense."
Guo Qiling complained for a while, then looked back at the audience and said: "For example, once when I went to Sichuan, a big boss insisted on treating me to dinner and hot pot.
What do you think we should do? Invite us.
I followed my dad here. I remember it was still winter, it was very cold, and I was wearing a big coat.
The coat is looser, just like the gown worn by Deyun Club actor Sun Yue."
"Okay." Qi Yuncheng complained, "You just came out wrapped in a sheet."
"How about you wear this coat? You can hide things inside."
"That is, if you go out with an elephant, no one else will know."
"That's impossible. Elephants know how to count." Guo Qiling waved her hand and gestured with her size, "I was also young at that time, only seven years old, and I was only 1.2 meters tall."
"Oh, that's because the elephant knocked you out."
Hahahahaha.
Three points of amusing and seven points of praise, Qi Yuncheng came up with the praise and brought out most of the laughs, causing everyone in the scene to smile.
But the cross talk just continued like this.
The whole process was about Guo Degang taking Guo Qiling to buy things, and the scene effect was very good.
Because the characters are all distinct and recognizable.
But the time cannot be too long. There is only a dozen minutes, and the two of them can only briefly talk about some baggage.
After that, they changed their clothes and played the next game together.
The next game involves a group of people saying words according to the first letter of the prompt.
This time the game is played by everyone together.
When they were participating, Li Qin and Song Yi stood nearby and stuck together as much as they wanted. Their relationship was not that good.
Especially Li Qin hugged Song Yi from time to time.
But she almost made an mistake. She went up to answer the question and was happy after finishing it. She used her muscle memory to hug Song Yi's arm again, but she didn't turn around and almost hugged Qi Yun instead.
Fortunately, he reacted immediately and turned around and ran to Song Yi. Then he put his head on her shoulder very affectionately and watched a group of people playing.
But even this couldn't hide the blush on her face. Others didn't notice it, but she felt embarrassed.
Playing to the end is a challenge for acting. Qi Yuncheng and others recreated moments from the original work and specially arranged a sequel to the story.
on the stage.
Qi Yuncheng, who was dressed in luxurious clothes, began to pace around. When he saw the actor playing Wang Qinian appearing, he immediately looked for him.
"How's it going? Did you bring it?"
"Sir, why are you asking me to come to your house to pick up my luggage in the middle of the night?"
"Old Wang, please don't worry about this for now. You didn't disturb my parents when you were picking up your luggage."
At this moment, Qi Yuncheng has entered the role of character.
Wang Qinian said, "The two elders slept very peacefully. The sleeping pills I gave them are very powerful."
"No, I asked you to carry my luggage, how could you drug my parents?"
"This is what you have entrusted me to do."
Qi Yuncheng looked at the other party, a little confused, and complained to himself, "I am also very cruel to my parents."
"Hey, sir?" Wang Qinian asked again, "Why did you ask me to carry my luggage?"
"Today I made an appointment with Wan'er to elope together. We must not let anyone discover it, so you have to help me stay outside later."
"Wang is obliged to do so."
"let's go."
Taking over the baggage from the opponent's hand, Fan Xian, played by Qi Yuncheng, was very happy and shouted, "Wan'er, I'm here."
"Who is calling me?" A voice appeared, and Qi Yuncheng turned around to look. It was indeed Lin Waner who appeared, but it was not played by Li Qin, but an extra-large version of Jia Ling holding a chicken leg.
The two people looked at each other, Qi Yuncheng looked at Jia Ling, who was fluttering in white, and said, "Hello, please help me find Wan'er."
The happy expression suddenly dimmed, and the drumstick fell to the ground. Jia Ling took half a step back injured, looked at Qi Yuncheng and said, "Can't you recognize me? I am your Wan'er."
"???"
Qi Yuncheng's eyes were so wide that he didn't know how big they were. Song Yi was sitting next to the stage and laughing so happily. Her husband really loved such eyes.
"Then let me ask you, what was the token you gave me when we first met?"
Jia Ling said affectionately, "It's chicken legs, from New Orleans."
"Ah? Are you really my Wan'er? How many Orleans chicken legs did you have to eat to become like this?"
Ha ha ha ha.
It is said to be a sequel, but if a group of comedians come together, it is not a sketch.
"Wan'er, I haven't seen you for a month, how did you become like this?"
"Forget it, it's not because of you." Jia Ling stopped looking at Qi Yuncheng, slowly walked a few steps aside, and said, "Since we separated last month, I miss you every day, even after eating.
I can't even eat anymore.
I can only eat chicken legs every time.
To this day I don’t know how many chicken legs I’ve eaten.”
"Wan'er, I didn't expect you to endure so much for me."
As an actor, his acting skills are still there. Qi Yuncheng didn't dislike this plus-size version of Wan'er at all. He quickly went over and took a step closer, "Then let's leave here now."
"Wait a minute!!"
Dalin, who played Fan Sizhe, appeared on the stage, and there was a round of applause when he appeared.
Dalin looked at them with his hands on his hips, "You two can't leave now."
"Why can't you leave?"
"Are you going to elope?"
"How did you know?" Qi Yuncheng was surprised.
"My parents usually go to bed at eleven o'clock, why do you go to bed so early today? Do you think I am a fool?"
Jia Ling: "Is it easy to get sleepy this season?"
"Then you can't go to bed at three o'clock in the afternoon."