"Brothers, hurry up and eat. We have to discuss cross talk later."
In the hotel room, Meng Hetang took off his mask to break the topic and urged him to eat.
They discussed that the production only lasted one night, and if they delayed the performance tomorrow, they would go to the theater early tomorrow morning.
"Oops, I forgot to record it."
Suddenly Luan Yunping remembered what she had recorded on her mobile phone. Shaobing hugged the clean lunch box and quit, "Cut out the way I looked just now."
His eyes were indeed red just now. Without the master, they don't know what they are doing now.
He studied until the second grade of junior high school and was nothing. He was still such a fool when he was a child.
"It depends on my mood."
Luan Yunping smiled and turned off the camera. How could the sesame cakes be seen by others? She hurried over to grab the phone. There was no way he could grab it. He couldn't get the phone away quickly.
For a while, the two people started fighting in the room.
Qi Yuncheng had no choice but to lower his head and continue eating his meal.
"Come on, senior brother, try the chicken and beef I ordered. It's a bit expensive, but it's delicious."
As he was eating, Meng Hetang suddenly brought his own things over and added some chopsticks to Senior Brother, knowing that he had just picked up a lot of vegetables for Brother Biscuit.
So he divided some out as a supplement.
The relationship between senior brothers is not shallow.
"Okay, okay, that's it, it's almost done."
Qi Yuncheng brought some extra dishes to his lunch box, and he and he started eating. While eating, they started discussing the burdens.
This time the cross talk was a collaboration between the two of them.
But according to the book given by Xiao Meng, he had wanted to do this part for a long time and planned to perform it tomorrow, but he had to discuss it with his senior brother.
Because this kind of cross talk is quite different, it needs to be carefully considered.
"Brother, take a look and see what you think."
Meng Hetang took a few mouthfuls of rice and picked up his notebook from the bed next to him. Qi Yuncheng had almost finished the rice, so he took it and took a look at it. He really thought it was good.
But it also has its own problems.
"Overall it was good, there were laughs and touching moments, but I felt like I couldn't hold it back in the end."
Hit the nail on the head.
Meng Hetang nodded desperately, "I think so. I don't think the whole thing has been contained at all, but I couldn't figure it out, so I took it out and asked."
"Let's all gather together and ask questions later. We still need everyone's strength."
"good."
Meng Hetang felt much better, and decided that the problem was still there.
Qi Yuncheng looked at the notebook and added one more sentence, "Since the tone of the whole joke is like this, why not add some sentences from the Internet. I think it's very good."
"What."
"When there is wind, I can dance; when the sun is scorching, please let me languish for a while, and I will laugh and feel a little sad at the same time. Please turn my head to the left. When I turn my head, I will also say
In a word, hello, life!"
After retelling it, Qi Yuncheng continued, "This is a sentence on the Internet that faces life. We can add it to it and then get rid of the baggage."
"Well, this is great and very flavorful. I will write it down right away."
Without even eating, Meng Hetang picked up the pen on the table and filled it out word by word, very seriously and carefully.
Watching Xiao Meng, Qi Yuncheng eating the last few bites of food, he has made great progress, even to a certain extent.
When a person reaches a certain level, he will inexplicably pursue some depth in art. He is currently at this stage.
Otherwise I wouldn’t be able to write such a paragraph.
Just like that, one night, a group of brothers and sisters finished their meal and took a shower. They all put on their bathrobes and started thinking about jokes.
Not stingy.
Even if you have your own notebook, you are willing to take it out and chat.
Like the senior brothers in the martial arts community in the past, it was easy for others to steal their belongings even if they were not allowed to look at them. Deyunshe was really not taboo about this.
Discuss it all night.
Almost everyone got it.
The works in the first season are destined to be a lot of surprises.
The next day, Deyun's entire team went to Prince Qing's Mansion.
As soon as we arrived at Prince Qing's Mansion, Deyunshe's flight seats, layout, and reception staff were all arranged.
Because there is no theater here, we can only set up a stage and put chairs underneath.
Even so, there were still 300 people seated.
Extremely lively.
They were lively, and the actors in long coats backstage were all very impressive.
Although most of them are mature actors, talking about cross talk here is a challenge, because it is a brand new cross talk, and I don’t know what the specific effect will be.
When the time comes.
Liu Xiaoting stepped onto the stage filled with applause and began to announce the curtain.
"Thank you all, and welcome to the second season of our Deyun Dou Xiao Club. Now please enjoy the first show, performers Zhang Jiuling, Zhou Jiuliang, applause!"
Quack, quack, quack, quack!
Two actors came on stage and started performing. Their works were very new, and the themes were good, and the audience felt different.
The show is probably the kind of software you use to order food and talk about cross talk.
But it was too new, and the performance was on point, but there were some problems with the work.
Guo Degang and Yu Qian in the viewing area could see the problem at a glance.
But in the end, when the Pikachu hoods and fish-head hoods were put on their heads, the brothers and the audience were overjoyed. This is where their cross talk shines.
After they finished speaking, Zhang Jiunan came on stage for the second cross talk pancake.
Qi Yuncheng was very happy when he saw it, not because he was throwing away his burden, but because the two of them were making fun of each other, and they talked about how the stage should not get into trouble.
One is whining and the other is like a mad dog.
But there is another person who is crazier than them, that is, Shaobing mentioned Gao Yuanyuan, Qin Xiao sat down and went crazy, she is his goddess.
Hypoglycemia can turn into high blood pressure.
"It's time for these two funny people to finish. It's our turn."
Luan Yunping got up from the backstage and went on stage with Zhang Helun. This time the two of them were talking about advertisements.
"No, can you find advertisements on this stepping stone?" Luan Yunping stood in the admiring position, very surprised.
"Yes, they want a big publicity and a good name. They found me, and I want to get this, but I am with the vice president today. I can't let you go for free. Let's take it together.
This chapter is not over yet, please click on the next page to continue reading! Because I discovered that after you left Senior Brother Qi Yuncheng, you didn’t have much to live for.”
Zhang Helun said it straightforwardly, but Luan Yunping really had to admit it, looking at the audience below and nodding her head.
"Yes, Yuncheng takes care of his wife in whatever work he does. I will never be his wife in my life, so I have to do something myself."
Hahahahaha!
At this moment, not only Qi Yuncheng was laughing so hard backstage, but he kept slapping his thighs.
The same goes for Guo Degang and Yu Qian, "To hit the nail on the head, Yuncheng often takes his daughter everywhere to film without him."
Yu Qian said: "You can say what you said in your heart. These two have just celebrated the tenth anniversary of the event, and they didn't get enough of it that night."
"Was it fun that day?" Guo Degang glanced at his senior brother coldly.
"It was fun. I was forced to sing a sweet song."
Zhang Helun and Luan Yunping had thought about this sentence yesterday, and now that they have said it, the effect is very good.
The former spoke again immediately.
"People know that our Deyun Society is popular. After they came here to rub their feet, they asked us to come up with an idea. How to package it and how to promote it. They also asked us to come up with a name ourselves."
"Name it?" Luan Yunping thought about it for half a breath, then looked at Zhang Helun, "Then you have to come up with a good one."
"Your vice president, tell me."
"It's called a particularly rough foot rub."
Extremely disgusted, Zhang Helun's pale face twisted together and said, "Vice President Deyun doesn't have a high level of education either. This won't work. We need to change him."
"Just rub the cun on your feet."
It was becoming less and less of a joke, and he pointed his hand downwards, "How about you go downstairs and cover the cold bench with Lao Qin? This won't work."
"What's that called?"
"Ping Lun's stepping stone."
This is also weird. Luan Yunping looked at him in disbelief, "Don't you think we two are stink enough?"
"How about Deyun Rubbing Foot Stone? She has a great reputation. If you want to get a bigger name, just call her Gang Treading Stone??"
Ha ha ha ha!
The whole audience laughed.
Only Guo Degang, who was in the viewing area, snorted coldly and pretended to be angry.
"No, this will affect my salary." Zhang Helun reacted, "Let's just call Deyun a stepping stone. This is the name. Next is packaging. How many packaging ideas do I already have?"
"Which ones?"
"These sponsored product advertisements on the stage are all what I thought about."
After teasing the microphone, Zhang Helun became more energetic and his voice changed into a broadcast tone, "Hua Di steaming and baking all-in-one machine can both steam and bake, making your life more wonderful. Hua Di, your life choice."
"Where's the foot rub?" Luan Yunping asked.
"If you want to rub your feet, use Deyun. Deyun foot rubbing stone will restore the innocence of your feet. Deyun foot rubbing stone will be your choice in life."
"No, you can't just say this. Trying your best is your life choice, right?"
"Okay, let's do this. I am yours, you are my Deyun.
Oh, so you are just rubbing your feet? Yes, this way I can hold you on my feet every day."
Several commercials came out, and the audience kept applauding. Their works are full of novelty, and they are good works no matter where they are performed.
For this reason, Meng Hetang sat backstage and looked at his senior brother a little embarrassed, "Brother, we may not be able to handle this, He Lun is too popular recently."
Qi Yuncheng nodded, He Lun's style is also versatile and can liven up the scene, "We'll see how the performance goes."
"And I hold you in the soles of my feet." Luan Yunping frowned and complained, "Do you know how to clench your feet into fists?"
"You tell me."
"As far as I'm concerned."
Luan Yunping was already very open at this time, and when she looked at the audience, she felt like an advertisement.
"Hey, your wife's feet are getting more and more delicate now.
I used the Deyun Foot Rubbing Stone. The Deyun Foot Rubbing Stone makes the feet very delicate. I kept telling her that it was expensive, but they wouldn’t replace it. See you tomorrow with the Deyun Foot Rubbing Stone, Deyun.
I see foot rubs every day, and after using the Deyun foot rubs, hey, it’s really worthy of my face!!”
"good!!"
Next, the audience shouted "Hello" and liked the way Vice President Luan opened the seal very much.
But after a while, the two of them got into trouble again, preparing for a new White Snake legend, and even moved the table back.
Masters and uncles are a little surprised by this combination. Good guy, this is a different way of life.
How to make this work.
"music!!"
As soon as Zhang Helun shouted, the legendary music of White Snake appeared, and the two people walked onto the stage, one on the left and the other on the right.
When they got to the back of the stage, they all looked at the audience with expressionless faces.
Until the music reached a key point, the teasers and admirers all walked and twisted behind the microphone with hands on their hips.
Indescribably enchanting and indescribably charming, even Luan Yuping is the same.
The audience went crazy.
"My God, what kind of high energy is this?"
"Life is not easy. Panpan sighs that he can still take on such a job."
"This was definitely caused by being kidnapped."
…
It's very lively down there.
But after Luan Yunping twisted around on the catwalk for a while, she decisively took a breath and stopped, "Stop."
"What's wrong? We're just about to start."
"After all, we are snakes, so it is easy for people to think that we are broken."
"Okay, okay, the snake can't come out like this and do it again."
Go back to the two sides, the music starts again, and just when Luan Yunping is about to leave, Zhang Helun just lies on the ground and starts to pupate.
Made everyone laugh.
It will be much better if you wait until you come again.
Zhang Helun held a white handkerchief to show off his charm, while Luan Yunping held up a broken umbrella and strolled around.
"Sister." Luan Yunping said, holding up a broken umbrella.
"Qinger."
"Look at how nice the weather is today..."
"Yes." Zhang Helun rolled his eyes at his broken umbrella and said, "The beautiful scenery of Hangzhou is unparalleled in the world, and the exotic flowers and plants on the West Lake bank are full of fragrance all year round."
Luan Yunping grabbed Tiao Ni's arm and said, "What is the fragrance of the four seasons?"
"My sister also heard a crosstalk speaker sing like this."
"Don't hear the nonsense about cross talk."
"Oh sister, oh sister." Luan Yunping still held up a broken umbrella and patted Zhang Helun's face, "Your skin is getting more and more tender now."
"Haha." Zhang Helun laughed all his life, looking at Luan Yunping's face and wondering, "Qing'er, did you use Lao Ma on your skin?"
"I can't do it."
"You haven't shed your skin in how many years."
"Ten thousand and three years."
"Listen to me, use Deyun to rub your feet." Zhang Helun gestured to the size of a foot rub.
Luan Yunping looked at his foot rubbing stone and asked, "Is it easy to use?"
Zhang Helun: "Of course, listen. Who is in the ear~~"
Luan Yunping: "Say~~"
Zhang Helun: “There is a lot of skin on my feet~~”
Luan Yunping: “Rub~~”
Zhang Helun: "Just use this piece~, rub it and play with it like applying a facial mask~"
Luan Yunping: “Rub rub~~”
Zhang Helun: "I advise you to use Deyun, use Deyun to see the effect~~I rub it, rub it~~"
"Sister, please stop rubbing me." Luan Yunping, still holding up the broken umbrella, stopped it with her other hand, "If you rub it any more, you'll lose your legs."
"It's a good thing to have no legs."
"Then how do we get out?"
"We are crickets."
"That's it."
The cross talk ends.
There were a lot of cheers. I liked this work very much. The key point was that it almost drove Team Luan crazy. There were many surprises.
But Meng He, who was waiting at the scene, was so excited that after saying hello to the two senior brothers who came down, he looked at senior brother Qi Yuncheng and said with a smile, "What should we do?"
"There is no other way, just go ahead and do it." Qi Yuncheng also likes their performance, but this is the only way for now.
Immediately after Liu Xiao stopped announcing the curtain.
"Now please enjoy the cross talk "A Sad Cross Talk", performed by Meng Hetang and Qi Yuncheng!"