"Who said that? Aren't the sesame cakes the same?"
As soon as Guo De complained about the child's current appearance, Yu Qian immediately said aside that this made Shaobing feel very uncomfortable, and he had no choice but to do so, and was very aggrieved.
"Uncle, I won't take you like this."
"You should be satisfied." Qi Yuncheng joked from the side, "I am praising you for always being good-looking."
"Yeah?"
"Just listen carefully."
"Hahahahaha!"
A group of people were chatting and joking in the hot springs, which was very fun.
But Guo Degang patted Shaobing. After all, he was his disciple, "Although Shaobing doesn't look good, he has endured hardships. Like Xiaoyue, Xiaoluan, and Xiaosan, they all came in the same way.
Deyun Society.
"Well, it won't be bitter without sesame cakes."
At this time, Luan Yunping retorted. His retort made Qi Yuncheng feel like he was dying next to him, "Yes, you are right. I followed Master before, and everything was fine. There was nothing else except performing and practicing.
Good guy, when Shaobing came over in 2004, my world view almost collapsed. There is no trouble that he can't cause.
Every time I open my eyes, I have to worry about whether he got into trouble again, he was so stupid, I don’t know what was going on in his mind at that time, and I can’t understand his behavior at all.”
Only the people who know best can say a lot of complaints. It is an unforgettable day and I have to be on guard at all times.
Shaobing smiled bitterly and awkwardly stretched out his hand to draw circles in the pool.
He can't understand now why he was so stupid at that time, like an animal, doing things completely on instinct.
Smashing other people's windows and quarreling with others are common things that I do.
As for breaking the theater equipment, it is also common, and it is a total wrecker.
"Yuncheng really understands this aspect. In fact, he wasn't that old at that time." Guo Degang stayed in the water and looked forward, slightly dazed, "Xiaoyue and Xiaoluan were several years older than him when they came here, but
As the number of people increased, he basically took them with him.
At that time, it would save him a little trouble if I brought him one, but the sesame biscuits always add to the trouble."
"Can you please stop talking about me?" Shaobing was about to cry. "You made me look like a disaster. I'm sensible now."
"Okay, let's change the topic."
Guo Degang changed direction, "This way... you have to ask your parents to find self-media on the Internet for Shaobing, and you have to post some posts."
"What post."
"His father and mother sold all the houses in Harbin for him, and took him and the children to Yanjing, crying and learning cross talk. Later, the self-media on the Internet said that Deyun Club did not charge tuition fees.
Shaobing sold all the houses.
Please tell your father that he didn’t give me a penny from the sale of the house.”
"My dad?" Shaobing wondered, "He can't talk right now."
"Let your mother tell you."
"Then my mother can talk nonsense, don't regret it, she only needs to open her mouth to talk about Deyun Society, good guy, there is no one better than her..."
"Fuck you."
Guo Degang just splashed the water all over him, and all the children started to tease him, and then happily continued to pick up the topic, "Come on, let's talk about sesame cakes."
"Ah? Didn't you stop talking about me?"
"Who cares about you? Your mouth is on us."
When the master was a little naughty, he was ready to share some things with other children who came late.
As soon as Meng Hetang, who had arrived late, was sharing Jiu Zi Ke, he immediately concentrated on listening to the surroundings, especially Qin Xiaoxian, who had been watching them chatting in the corner.
I don’t want to be able to interrupt, but I feel happy watching them chatting, because the senior brothers have more stories than usual.
It was a world and era that he had no contact with at all.
"I watched the Shaobing grow up step by step with my own eyes. At that time, the Shaobing was just like what Yuncheng said. It was really messy. It offended all the vendors in front of Deyunshe.
Our house, which is the Tianqiao Theater, is allowed to sell more than 300 tickets according to regulations, but we sold more than 700 tickets back then. There are no boxes or private seats, because even the tables in the boxes have people sitting on them.
There are people sitting on the back of the sofa."
"Yes." Yue Yunpeng agreed while sipping the water. He could still remember the grand scene from back then, and they all came here together.
"The people who bake eggs and pancakes at the door will sit on a small stool under their buttocks. But you can't stand up. As soon as you stand up to bring something to someone, the pancakes will be taken away from you at the back and taken to the theater.
This stool inside is a real hit.
As soon as the show starts, for example, it starts after one or two o'clock, the audience will die on this stool as soon as there is a seat, and even if they don't dare to go to the toilet, the stool will be bought immediately."
Every sentence is a memory of the popular time. Guo Degang looked at Xiao Luan and said, "I was very impressed. Do you still remember? We and I drove to the theater after dinner at 11 noon.
When you get to your seat, your wife will be in front of you, staring at the ticket office, and the most powerful thing is that she squeezed the door of the ticket office."
Luan Yunping smiled slightly, stretched out her hand and patted the water, "My wife and I had no choice but to run to the toilet. At that time, the door seemed to be standing straight and was photographed.
It scared a lot of people.”
There were a lot of topics in Yun Zi Ke, and the more they talked, the more they became more and more enthusiastic, especially Qi Yuncheng, who felt a sense of excitement in his heart.
I feel that that time period is called life. There is something to do every moment, and we work together for the good of Deyun. We all work hard together. If there are difficulties, we will solve them. If there are no difficulties, we will create difficulties and solve them together. After all, there is this fool like Shaobing.
But he didn't say much.
On the other hand, Shaobing started making noises.
"What's this? It's nothing. It's not even the hottest time at that time. The hottest thing is undoubtedly the matinee show. We did it too late. The audience in the evening show came in and didn't want to leave. Two groups of audiences were separated.
Together.
In the end, there was nothing we could do, so the audience sat on the stage. The photo was particularly good, and there are film and television materials online."
Guo Degang explained more, "After the afternoon performance, the afternoon audience did not leave, and immediately paid for the evening show. However, the tickets for the evening show were sold out long ago, and the two audiences were divided into one. In the end, there was no way to even sit on the stage.
It's a human being, we have photos of this."
"Master, how do they solve the problem of eating?" Meng Hetang floated next to him and was curious about this matter. He was curious, and other brothers were also curious.
"How else can we solve the problem? We would spread pancakes at the door, and the audience would bring them in, along with water. In the early days, there was a small restaurant on the left side of our door. That small restaurant simply stopped selling food and rented stools to us.
He rented out stools to us and made more money than he did selling food for a day."
"Remember when we were popular, we were doing interviews outside..." Yu Qian joined the topic. As soon as he joined, Guo Degang was startled and stopped him, "Brother, we are also popular now."
"I said when you first get angry."
"I was shocked. I thought it was not hot now and I could only take a bath."
Shaobing: "Are we in water?"
"What are you talking about? You're talking nonsense again."
Holding the water in both hands, Guo Degang poured it directly on the face of Sun Yue, who was watching the show next to him. He knew what Shaobing said, but he had to pour it on Sun Yue.
It's impossible for brothers and sisters not to cheat on each other.
Sun Yuele was happy, wiping the water from his face, and patted the sesame cake with his hand, "Be careful what you say."
"The interview is not about us, the interview is about the pancake vendor. The pancake vendor goes to work every day and wears a suit."
Hahahahaha!
When it comes to this matter, Yun Zike and the masters and uncles are very happy. They have all seen this before, and everyone has different ideas.
Extremely happy.
"We were too busy at the time. Reporters couldn't interview us, so they could only interview the pancake vendors. As time went by, the pancake vendors stopped working hard and wore suits to be interviewed every day."
Sun Yue didn't know what happened back then, "What is the pancake vendor doing now?"
"Who knows? Oh, come on, it's so touching. There were only fights at that time, remember?"
"Fight." Qi Yuncheng finally said, "Just to prevent this kind of thing, I have decided to ask my wife to hire security guards."
"That's right, there are all kinds of fights, people who come after drinking, people who sit under the stage and curse, etc. They didn't catch up on this..."
Guo Degang took a look at Qin Xiaoxian, Meng Hetang, and Zhou Jiuliang over there. They came to Deyun. They were basically in a very standardized era, and the theater was no longer as chaotic as it used to be.
But again, "I remember that some in the audience were so happy that they had epilepsy, convulsing in the audience."
Yue Yunpeng: "Shaobing's father used to pinch people,"
Shaobing nodded, "Hey, my dad was saved because my grandma suffered from epilepsy."
Sun Yue suddenly interjected, "It makes people happy to have epilepsy, because this is the reason why you sell your house to accompany them, right?"
"I didn't take the money." Guo Degang shouted, and then the biscuits were so happy, "I didn't expect them to be round."
"You are just talking nonsense, do you have any brains?"
Although the words were still about Shaobing, Guo Degang still got up and splashed water on Sun Yue's face. Sun Yue was on guard early and quickly covered his face with a towel.
"Master, do you still have any memory..." Shaobing said, Luan Yunping immediately grabbed the conversation, "He said you still have memory?"
"Why do I have no memory?"
Once again, Guo De just scooped up water and threw it in Sun Yue's direction. Sun Yue almost lost his guard and loudly told everyone, "Be careful what you say."
"It was that time when I was talking about the pregnant woman in the audience expecting to give birth."
"There are so many of them. There was a pregnant woman whose amniotic fluid broke at the Tianqiao Theater, and another who was about to give birth and had to listen. Then her husband and a group of people brought her here, and a group of family members looked at him, fearing that she
Something happened. I was particularly impressed."
Luan Yunping stretched out her hand and said, "Shaobing's father has gone to deliver the baby."
"Good guy." Shaobing said happily, "My dad knows everything."
"You're talking nonsense again."
"Eh? Who?" Sun Yue was startled. Seeing that Guo De was about to splash water, luckily he defended himself and wiped his face carefully.
While he was wiping, Shaobing couldn't stop talking, "The most difficult time was in Pangezhuang, but it got better after I got to the Daba Na compound."
"Then there will be robberies."
"Yeah!" Qi Yuncheng was deeply impressed when he mentioned this. He didn't feel so scared. It was also the first time that he understood that being famous can mean anything.
"Do you know?" Guo Degang looked at Qin Xiaoxian and others who were still listening to the chat.
Qin Xiaoxian's head was shaking like a rattle. How could he know this?
But Meng Hetang nodded, he had heard of it.
For a time, this kind of hot spring chat gradually became the subject of Yunzi, Hezike had heard of it, and Xiaozike was completely confused throughout the whole process.
Since they don't know, the master should explain it carefully.
"One night I was storytelling at Deyun Society, and I was particularly impressed. The content of the story was that the couple was sleeping, and at night they dug a hole in the wall of the house, and a thief came in and stole the money.
This is what I said on the stage that day, and after I said it, I went back. At that time, your uncle and I both had a yard near Daxing, because we raised a lot of puppies at that time, and your uncle raised a lot of dogs.
My wife has many dogs.
Live next to each other.
After finishing the book and going home, after dinner in the evening, there were dogs in the yard. Every day there was a Tibetan Mastiff lying in front of my door. That Tibetan Mastiff was called Tiger.
It's getting late, I'll go to bed after my performance with your wife. At seven o'clock in the morning, a child stood on my bedside and shouted, "Master, Master." I thought to myself, it's already dawn, why did the child come into the room?
Master, please get up and take a look. There is a thief in our house.
As soon as I opened my eyes, everything in the room was messed up. When I went out, I saw a big hole in the courtyard wall. It was exactly the same as the book I was talking about."
Qi Yuncheng: "Thieves are also eager to learn."
"Go out along the courtyard wall, and my pants, shoes, belt, etc. are all outside the wall. The key is that there is a magical thing about it, that is, the dogs in the courtyard don't bark.
The Tibetan Mastiff was lying in front of the door and didn't make a sound."
Yu Qian: "It took it all out."
"Ah? You're talking nonsense again, right?"
Once again, Guo De just turned around and splashed water on Sun Yue. Sun Yue had no choice but to hide back.
"The police are here, and they are quite senior criminal investigation experts. They have been investigating for a whole day, but I don't understand anything about it. They take pictures everywhere and there are fingerprints."
"I'm lucky you didn't wake up that day."
"Yes, the police said later that it was a good thing you didn't open your eyes and you were hit."
Yue Yunpeng suddenly remembered something, "There is a big wallet on my wife's bedside table. The wallet is gone. They are so close."
"I heard that we were catching up with Third Brother just after the collision, right?" Meng Hetang came relatively early, and I heard some things from my senior brother.
Guo Degang couldn't hold back the corner of his mouth at all, "Front and back, the police took a statement and asked him what do you do? He said I was talking about cross talk, and the police said, did you say cross talk like this?"
Hahahahaha!
When Kong Yunlong was mentioned, everyone smiled happily because it was a familiar thing.
"Oh, it's really not easy. I feel that those days are our real life. But this is when De Yun is popular. Things are different when De Yun is not popular. Life is even more difficult. This has something to do with your senior brother
Okay. He is enough to write a book. Next, let’s talk about your senior brother.”
Qi Yuncheng was helpless at the side, "I didn't speak for most of the day. I was just afraid of talking about my affairs. I was really afraid of what would happen."
"What's wrong? Is there anything shameful?" Yu Qian looked at the man beside him with a smile.
Qi Yuncheng shook his head, "The main shameful thing is giving Dalin a naked butt bath. He is still like this now that he is in his twenties."
"That's nonsense again, isn't it?"
Just when Guo De was about to splash water again, Sun Yue didn't even try to hide. He had completely seen through this group of people.
Deliberately looking for trouble to cause trouble.
However, Guo Degang didn't make any more noises. He just threatened and amused him, then sat back down and said, "It's enough to write a book about your senior brother, and in his book, Mr. Zhang Wenshun must be mentioned in every third line."
.
Mr. Zhang loves him very much and treats him as his own child."