Chapter 782 Drink longevity wood! Advertise the coffin shop!
Harbin branch backstage.
Zhou Gulan was taking a look around.
Qi Yuncheng and Luan Yunping started to play against each other. They rarely said that this joke needed to be simple.
It took only a few minutes to get it all done, and we went to the side curtain to watch the performance of local actors.
Every theater has its own splendor.
The two who saved the bottom can still make many people in the audience happy.
After they finished their performance, a female host came onto the stage.
"Dear audience friends, there is a special situation in the theater next. An actor who sings drum music comes to our theater to play. How about we welcome him with applause and welcome him to sing a drum song? Is there anything you like to hear?"
The host is obviously a permanent resident and is very experienced in handling the stage.
First use words to create a source of attention.
The Northeastern gentlemen below are definitely willing to see more and listen more. They have come and paid for the tickets. It is worthwhile to appreciate more.
Quack, quack, quack, quack.
Got a lot of applause.
Zhou Gulan came on stage amidst applause.
As soon as he came on stage, some of the gentlemen below were shocked.
"Oh my God? She's a little girl?"
"This is going well. It's rare to see an actress in a cross talk theater."
"This is for you. Why does it look so familiar to me? He seems to be from Deyun Society too."
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After moving to a new place, Zhou Gulan's popularity disappeared. She was limited to the Drum Music Society in Tianjin, but some people paid close attention to Deyun and saw Qi Yuncheng accepting her and taking her with him.
This girl who has attracted much attention has no sense of stage fright when she stands on the stage.
He reached out his hand and adjusted the microphone, and a person began to introduce himself.
Introduce your name, where you are from, and which theater you perform in.
Tell them one by one, the stage style is very mature and handled like a duck to water.
Then he cleared his throat and sang a simple drum song for everyone.
Without accompaniment or drums, she could only sing a cappella.
It is a great test of singing skills.
After singing, he stood on the stage to introduce the drum music to everyone, and also promoted the drum music club, which can be found online.
During the process, the audience below was not impatient, on the contrary, most of them were listening attentively.
Looking at Jindou, Qi Yuncheng, who was standing at the side curtain, watched the girl unconsciously smile like a child who has grown up. Now she can also promote drum music.
It is a fighting force of drum music.
He also spoke so seriously, and it was obvious that he loved music and art.
After talking for about a few minutes, the girl suddenly looked back at the host sister, who nodded.
"Thank you for listening to what I have to say. If you like drum music, you must pay attention to Deyun Drum Music Club. Now I have a surprise for everyone.
Next, please enjoy another wonderful cross talk, performed by Qi Yuncheng and Luan Yunping!"
"????"
The girl's words put a question mark on everyone's head. Unexpectedly, a familiar actor came over and announced the scene suddenly, scaring everyone.
Until Qi Yuncheng and Luan Yunping, who were not wearing coats, stepped out from the side curtain.
There was a loud bang.
Everyone in the small theater was excited, there were voices, surprises, and applause.
There are not many chances to see a familiar actor De Yun in the branch. You have to rotate to have the chance to see a few famous ones, let alone such a popular actor.
Many people even stood up and applauded and shouted. One group after another stood up, very enthusiastic.
After readjusting the microphone that the girl had lowered slightly, Qi Yuncheng hurriedly said, "Sit down quickly, or we won't be able to perform."
"Yes, please sit down quickly. Thank you for your welcome." Luan Yunping said.
"We were originally filming a variety show in this city, and after filming, we said we should come and have a look. But when we saw it, we saw so many good actors performing on the stage. We felt itchy, so we prepared to perform one."
"Let's say something."
When they were about to perform a formal performance, the restless crowd below who had just sat down hurriedly picked up their mobile phones, and one person even picked up his mobile phone and threw it, which all the actors saw.
At the same time, actors from both sides of the side curtain came to watch.
Everyone knows what Senior Brother Deyun is capable of, so why don't you take a look. Some of them are his junior brothers, even though you don't know many of them.
"When you get on stage, you still have to introduce yourself first. My name is Qi Yuncheng, and next to me is my partner Luan Yunping. We are both crosstalkers."
"Let's talk about cross talk for everyone."
"But don't think I'm a cross talk actor now." Qi Yuncheng paused, looked at the lively and excited audience below, and said seriously, "When I was a kid in the past, I didn't talk about cross talk, I thought cross talk was
not so good."
"Why don't you call me Jiuliu in the past?" Luan Yunping said.
"I didn't know what to do at that time, and I didn't study. When I was sixteen, I planned to join my uncle. My uncle was a businessman."
"What kind of business are you doing?"
"Xianmuxing."
When it came to the name, Luan Yunping stood behind the table, fearing that others wouldn't understand it, so she immediately explained, "It's the coffin shop that everyone knows."
"Yes, this business is opened in Yanjing."
"what is it call?"
"The Wicked Number!!"
Talk and enjoy.
There were smiles on many people's faces. The Deyun Club where they were working now had a bad name, and the word "德" was gone.
Reverse word picking.
The actor also let the audience quickly immerse themselves in the story. He said this deliberately, and then looked at his partner, "You are from Yanjing. After you went back, you asked about the Wude Shou Material Factory, which is my uncle's place."
I'll invite you to lie down there some other time."
"forget it."
Luan Yunping stepped back in fear and waved her hand, "Why should I lie down there?"
Looking back from his partner, Qi Yuncheng continued to talk, "Seeing my uncle, I asked you to give me an idea. What should I do now? My uncle didn't let me go, and said don't do anything. I'm using people.
, I have something to do and I have to leave for a few days, now you can show me this deal."
Luan Yunping affirmed, "Now we have something to do."
"My uncle gave me eight boys, six bags of noodles, two bags of rice, and a lot of money in the cabinet. Not to mention, when I took over like this, I looked like a shopkeeper." Qi Yuncheng straightened his body and felt proud.
This chapter is not finished yet, please click on the next page to continue reading the exciting content! "I am a smart person and can do business. From the day I took over, for two whole weeks... I am not bragging to you, I am evil.
Number."
"Sell a lot?"
"Not open!"
"Isn't it open?"
Luan Yunping looked like her efforts were in vain, and this was all a burden unique to tradition.
"I don't think I can be too busy with this. People are dying every day. Besides, my uncle has enough money to compensate, but he can't just compensate. He has to find a way."
As Qi Yuncheng spoke, he looked at his partner next to him with terrifying eyes. Luan Yunping's face turned pale, "What's wrong? What are you going to do?"
"You go to die first, and when I make money, you come back to life."
"I've never heard of it. Will I be able to lift the coffin lid when the time comes?"
"Don't bother, let me earn some first. Don't worry, you are my partner. The second one is half price. If you want to share it with the whole family, you will be happy."
"How about it?"
"I'll give you a 30% discount."
"Go to hell."
This part was something that was discussed backstage just now, and it worked out well. You could clearly hear bursts of laughter coming from the audience.
He disagreed. Qi Yuncheng turned around and said with a drooped face, "What should I do if there is no business? I saw there was a department store opposite and their business was not good, so he thought of a way."
"any solution?"
"He came to advertise a parade, put up a flower archway at the door, and scattered some leaflets. As a result, his business slowed down, and I thought, oh, so this is the way to go."
Qi Yuncheng suddenly understood, his expression relaxed and he became confident, "That's enough, I'll start learning from him."
"How do you learn from him?" Luan Yunping was curious.
"I also tried my best to advertise a parade. I also bought a piece of fir tree worth thirteen yuan, tied it with red and green silk, made two wooden boards, hung two large coffins, and spent several thousand yuan on a band.
.”
"The real book."
"Chuichuidada just walked out not far." Qi Yuncheng looked at his neck, raised his hand and pointed, "As soon as he came out of the alley, the police on the ground saw him."
"You won't see such a grand gesture."
"What do you do?
Breaking cards.
What deal?
Coffin shop!
go back!!"
Ha ha ha ha!
This is the charm of traditional cross talk. You must know that Qi Yuncheng and Luan Yunping have not changed much. They are just simple interpretations, but they are still enjoyable no matter how you say it.
How can there be any coffin shop that makes a name for itself?
Amidst the laughter, Qi Yuncheng looked at the policeman and was still embarrassed, "No, we have spent thousands of dollars on this, can we just take a detour and go back?"
No, I'll take another roundabout way and take them all away for you.
When I think about the money wasted, I have to make it back."
"How to make money?"
"Hand out some flyers."
"Ah?" Luan Yunping was puzzled and touched her partner's arm, "The coffin shop distributes flyers? I've never heard of it."
Qi Yuncheng: "Now you've heard."
Luan Yunping: "Yes, I really heard about it."
Qi Yuncheng: "I wrote the draft of the leaflet."
Luan Yunping: "How to write it?"
Picking up the fan on the table and holding one end, Qi Yuncheng showed a serious expression and began to write on the table, "This Zude Hao, commemorating the thirty-fifth anniversary of its opening, is discounting prices for three weeks.
The original order is 20% off, the second order is half price, buy the larger one and get the smaller one.
Don’t miss this great opportunity, you must not miss it and it will never come again.”
After murmuring, Luan Yunping was having fun with the young and old men below, "I'm almost a 30% off group purchase price."
"Oh, yes, yes, you can't forget this."
Picking up the fan, Qi Yuncheng bent down and added something on the table, "At the bottom is the address. I will also put a photo of the coffin, and I also need to get a copper plate to print in the middle of the flyer."
"What's this for?"
"Let me see it clearly. This time, a total of 40,000 sheets were printed. Forty thousand sheets were printed. I asked four guys to hold a pile and send it out. It happened that a man came over and had poor eyesight. He took it and didn't know what it was.
Buy and sell.”
Opening the fan, he held it and squinted his eyes amusedly, "What kind of deal? Huh? Why do your shoes look so fat today?"
Luan Yunping pointed to the open fan, "Do you think these are shoes?"
"Oh, you're selling coffins? Who the hell wants that?" Qi Yuncheng cursed loudly and held the table with his hands, "Everyone is scolding me."
"What should I do when I think about it? It's just a coincidence."
"how?"
"We have a temple fair there. I'll call the guy right away and hire a car to go there."
"what?"
"Drawing the coffin to the temple fair."
The whole program became more and more enjoyable as the show was talked about. As an apprentice, Zhou Gulan's smile never dropped. When she saw that the people in the seats were almost as happy as she was, their faces were filled with joy.
This proves how interesting this joke is.
The jokes created by the old timers have a lot of wisdom.
At the same time, Luan Yunping was in a good mood. While looking down, she pointed at her partner and complained, "This person is also crazy because of his poverty."
Qi Yuncheng ignored what he said, "When I arrived at the temple fair, the security guards bullied me and wouldn't let my coffin enter the temple. If I don't want to let you in, I won't let them in. I'll unload them all at the door and I'll put a coffin on the street."
"Well, I've seen everything new with you today."
Qi Yuncheng suddenly smiled and said, "Don't even mention setting up a stall, my popularity has already come out. More than 200 people gathered around me."
"Are they all buyers?"
Luan Yunping asked curiously. As soon as he asked, his amused smile suddenly disappeared and she said in a serious tone, "It's just a curse."
"Don't scold you."
"Not long after, an old lady came over from the other side with a child and she made me very angry."
"Because of what?"
"I bought balloons, windmills, knives and guns for children. Why did you buy them? Come and buy my coffin."
Qi Yuncheng looked furious. The angrier he became, the louder the young and old men cheered.
Not to mention it's fun now, the atmosphere in the theater has been good since the show started.
Attention is also focused.
Some even found that Qi Yuncheng's performance on stage was so comfortable to watch, and he was not tired at all, and he could just laugh along.
"Why buy a coffin?" Luan Yunping said in a compliment.
"It's for the kids to play with."
"Playing with a coffin?" It became more and more unbelievable, and I lost my composure when I praised him.
This chapter is not finished yet, please click on the next page to continue reading the exciting content! Qi Yuncheng started to make gestures, "The coffin is equipped with four wheels, with handles nailed on them, and the children are pushed and played inside. This is called a coffin cart."
"You really know how to play."
"She didn't even ask about the price, and walked straight past me. I was so angry... Then I went to the front and went around the corner, and I was so angry that my stomach almost exploded."
"What's wrong?"
"There is a seller of Guiyi over there. He has three floors inside and three outside. In a short time, he sold several thousand yuan. I wonder if any of you have seen Jing Guiyi."
Feeling excited, Luan Yunping said to her, "I've probably never seen him before. Please tell me a few words if you do."
"Okay, Jing Guiyi's shouts are so long-winded, long-winded, long-winded, and there is a young apprentice next to him to pick up the tune."
"How to answer the question?"
"Say two words. Not bad~~"
When she got here, Luan Yunping was very enthusiastic and said, "If you want to come, can I pick up a tune for you next to you?"
"Of course, that's what it tastes like when you shout it~~"
Qi Yuncheng lowered his head and slowly opened the white handkerchief on the table, then spread it on the palm of his left hand, "This leather jacket, let's sell it~~"
"Not bad~" Luan Yunping shouted immediately, with a playful smile on her face.
"The black ones are black and the green noodles are tea~"
“Not bad~”
"That hairy big wheat ear can reach the tower by leaning on its back~"
“Not bad~”
"There is not a hole, not a hole~"
“Not bad~”
Qi Yuncheng turned around and compared the white handkerchief to Luan Yunping, "Considering your size, you can try it on~~"
"That's right, that's what I shouted."
"For example, if it is not sold, there is a way. I just drag a person over and put the clothes on him. The buttons are like this. Whether it is long or short, fat or thin is all up to him."
"That's really awesome."
"I stood there for a while." Qi Yuncheng returned to the topic and looked ahead, "He actually sold it for several thousand yuan. I'm so smart. I thought about it and figured out why my coffin didn't sell for money."
"what's up?"
"I didn't yell!" At the critical point of the cross talk, Qi Yuncheng controlled his tone and said in a state of joy, "I hurried back, and I yelled too, just like Yanjing Yiyi.
I sent two people to open the coffin lid, and four people put up the bottom of the coffin. One held a seven-star board, and the other held a catalpa lid. I stacked the coffins on top of each other, and I stood on the coffin."
Qi Yuncheng stepped on the horizontal support under the table and held the table with one hand, as if standing on a high place.
Even if I say a paragraph casually, I still lose all my energy and take it seriously.
Then he picked up the fan and said, "I found another copper stick to attract attention, and after a while Kung Fu gathered around me.
I shouted like this, and all sixty-four coffins were sold."
"Yo? Why are you shouting?" Luan Yunping was curious.
"Let's sell this coffin~"
"Not bad~" Luan Yunping still didn't forget her work and shouted.
"The bottom is so deep, and the cut is so thick~"
“Not bad~”
"There's not a hole, not a crack~"
“Not bad~”
"This fir tree is thirteen yuan, one thousand and two yuan~"
“Not bad~~”
Shouting, Qi Yuncheng suddenly pulled Luan Yunping's arm forward. Luan Yunping was startled, "What are you going to do?"
"By the way, your size, you can try it on by lying inside it~~"
"me?"
When the performance of traditional jokes ended, the audience burst into applause.
Qi Yuncheng and Luan Yunping also bowed to break away from the performance state, and the former took a breath and said.
"This section is called Drinking Shou Mu. If you know cross talk, you can hear it. This is a creative technique often used by the older generation.
Comparing an alternative industry with other industries is so fun and exciting.
Next let’s get the actors to come out.”
"Hey, you all know us."
Luan Yunping said something and turned around to invite the actors to come on stage. They were just here to have fun.
The relationship between primary and secondary needs to be clarified. They, the permanent actors, play a greater role than the actors who come here on a rotating basis.
Then Qi Yuncheng and Luan Yunping watched them being introduced one by one, and by the way, they briefly understood their names.
Now he has so many juniors and disciples that he can't even recognize them all. He only knows a little bit if he can.
But while the other actors were talking and chatting, the cell phone held by Zhou Gulan suddenly rang.
This startled her. The cell phone she was holding now belonged to Master, and the person calling was Grandpa Yu.
He was not an outsider and picked up instantly.
"Hey, Yuncheng."
"Grandpa Yu, I am Lanlan, and my master is performing in the theater here."
"Oh? Where did he go? I just said why there is no one in the hotel." Yu Qian felt excited, "I will tell your master later that we will come to the pet park next week.
A friend just brought me a batch of good meat rabbits, let's taste them together."
"Can I come?"
"Of course, let's all come together, there are quite a few rabbits."