Chapter 794 There are benefits to having a master!
The kid goes down with a baseball bat.
On the stage, Guo Degang, Yu Qian, and Shi Fukuan were all frightened. It was impossible not to be afraid. This thing was very powerful.
"I almost died on the stage. This kid is really good at it. He can give us enough to drink from a sap." Yu Qian complained.
Just as he was complaining, Shi Fukuan suddenly looked at Guo Degang, "No, Degang, I want to ask, why do we Deyun Club, a crosstalk guy, still carry this thing with us?"
Guo Degang was helpless, "Sir, how would I know where to go? Apart from the cross talk stuff, these kids can find other things from the backstage. Maybe they can even bring out a spatula later."
Suddenly.
Qi Yuncheng showed up again. The baseball bat in his hand was replaced by a plastic pipe. "Master, I don't have a spatula. Can you make do with the pipe?"
"Go back!!"
"OK."
Hahahahaha!
Laughter broke out again.
But the funny thing is not only the plastic pipe, but also the word "good", so obediently taking it back.
This made the three people who were performing unable to hold their nerves. The New Year's Day is not a fun time.
Shi Fukuan shook his head, "You have to be careful, I don't know what I will bring out later."
"Come up again, Qi Yuncheng. If you dare to come up again, I will deal with you."
The master spoke, but Qi Yuncheng did not appear on stage this time.
Meng Hetang trotted out instead, holding a small inflatable hammer in his hand. Yu Qian affirmed, "This thing can be used as wine. Yuncheng's thing will definitely kill us all."
Guo Degang also felt that this was a good idea, so he introduced the apprentice who came over, "This kid also performed on stage just now, called Meng Drinking Soup."
"Hey, what kind of soup are you drinking? Meng Hetang."
"Oh, Meng Hetang."
Joking about his name, Meng Hetang put down his things, turned back to the side screen and looked at his senior brother happily. Qi Yuncheng did the same, "Don't talk about plastic pipes, there are some better things backstage, but they won't let me take them out."
"Take it out and change it into a martial pendant."
"It's fun, isn't it? We have to wait until twelve o'clock today, how can we get there if we don't have a good time?"
On the stage, Guo Degang took something handed over by Xiao Meng and said, "Teacher Yu, do you see it? This is like today's wine."
Looking at the inflatable hammer, Yu Qian lowered his head and kept thinking, "How to drink this wine?"
"You don't know how to do this?" Guo Degang made a mistake, raised his hand and hit Yu Qian on the head with something, "Just drink like this."
After being beaten, Yu Qian shook his head in response and turned to look at his master.
Shi Fukuan also looked at his apprentice, "Is this how you drink?"
"Ah, just drink like this." Yu Qian pointed to his head blankly.
"I don't understand this a little bit." Shi Fukuan showed confusion on his face and folded his hands in the sleeves of his coat. "He is in Shanyue. He wants to find the right holiday. What should we do?"
Yu Qian suddenly realized it. Standing in the middle, he turned to his right and asked his old partner, "Yes, what if you say Shan Yue is right?"
Guo Degang explained patiently, "I found him as the official order. I'm very happy and congratulate you. I'll give you three toasts."
"Oh, I'm glad that I have three toasts."
Yu Qian was in very good condition. He immediately turned to his master and repeated his words.
However, Shi Fukuan frowned and continued to wonder: "I still don't understand, what is the method of toasting three glasses of wine?"
"yes."
Yu Qian became a microphone at this moment. He looked at his old partner and said blankly, "Yeah, three toasts. How do you do this?"
"This is simple."
Guo Degang picked up the inflatable hammer and hit Yu Qian's head three times, then slowly put it down, "This is how to respect the law."
After being beaten three times, Yu Qian looked at the master with an expressionless face, then pointed at his head and said, "This is how you respect the Fa."
"Oh, you are so respectful to the Dharma."
Shi Fukuan finally understood, but he was embarrassed again after taking a breath, "I still don't understand, he is a single month, he found it and toasted three glasses. We are a double month, what if we don't find it, and we don't say it right? What should you do?
Go ask him."
"Yes, I have to ask." Yu Qian turned around and said, "What if we are Shuangyue and we don't find it?"
Guo Degang: "That is a violation of the order, and I will be punished with three drinks of wine."
Shi Fukuan: "How to punish?"
He picked up the hammer again, just like this. Although the laughter below was not as fierce as when Qi Yuncheng appeared just now, there were people laughing throughout the whole process of what they were talking about.
Then he saw with his own eyes again that Yu Qian was hit on the head three times.
After three times, Yu Qian squinted his eyes and became confused. However, he still had to force a smile when he looked at the master, "That's the punishment."
"Oh." Shi Fukuan nodded and said in a long voice, "I don't quite understand~~"
Yu Qian stretched out his hand to stop him, "Master, I understand! I've had seven cups now!!"
Ha ha ha ha!
In the state of hindsight, I completely unpacked my baggage. Sometimes I learned nothing but the enthusiasm of the gentlemen.
It's not pleasant or messy, but just saying it makes people happy.
Qi Yuncheng glanced at Xiaoyu from the side screen, "I hope he can learn more. Children nowadays don't have many opportunities to watch their elders perform live."
In laughter.
Shi Fukuan had fun and said, "I know you can drink."
"Then you can't drink like this. It's better for Yuncheng to give me a stick."
It doesn't matter if you don't say it, Guo Degang suddenly became nervous, "Be careful, he is really capable."
When the master recognized him, the audience who liked Qi Yuncheng were extremely happy below.
Yu Qian could only lower his voice immediately and said: "Don't ask like that, let's just start playing."
"Okay, let's play directly."
Guo Degang nodded, "Start now, call me to find it first. I have to find a day in a single month, and that is the fifteenth day of the first lunar month."
Yu Qian: "What festival?"
Guo Degang: "It's the Lantern Festival."
Yu Qian asked his master, "Lantern Festival? Is there one?"
Shi Fukuan: "Yes, I've found you. What should I do?"
"I've found it, so I'll give you three toasts."
"Oh, three toasts."
Yu Qian and Shi Fukuan were excited at this time and wanted to pick up the hammer one after another, but Guo Degang immediately held him down. He held him down, but Yu Qian couldn't understand, "Why? Don't let me give you the hammer."
Shi Fukuan was not happy anymore and exchanged places with Yu Qian, "Degang, you can be so pretentious."
"What's wrong sir?"
"You said we would give you three toasts. You made the right choice. Let's toast you. Why didn't you let us toast you?"
"You are confused." Guo Degang sighed, approached the gentleman and asked, "Who came here?"
Shi Fukuan naturally understood, "You."
"Yes, I'm here to toast you three glasses. I have to toast you. You drink."
"Then what if you're not right?"
"I was wrong. I drank."
"Then now??"
"You guys drink."
"this……"
Shi Fukuan looked at Guo Degang on the spot and didn't know what to say. He slowly turned around and looked at his apprentice Yu Qian, and said softly: "Man."
"Huh??" Yu Qian didn't know what to do.
"Drink!!"
The master tricked his apprentice into coming, and there was a lot of joy in the theater.
The master said this, what else can the apprentice do? He got hit three times in the middle.
After three strokes, it was really choking. Yu Qian covered his head and said, "It's our turn next, Master, let's Shuangyue."
Shi Fukuan was full of confidence, "We can beat him."
"I don't know, is there a festival in double moons?"
"Yes, the dragon will raise its head on the second day of February."
"What festival?"
"Head-up Festival."
"never heard of that."
"People say there is no such section." Yu Qian started to panic and looked in both directions.
Shi Fukuan scratched his forehead, his aura reduced a lot, "No...what would I do without you asking him."
"What should I do if it doesn't happen?"
"If you violate the order, you will be punished with three drinks of wine."
"Wait a minute, I'll ask him." Shi Fukuan came to the middle to look for Guo Degang, raising his hand to pick up the hammer, "I have to punish you."
"Why should you punish me?" Guo Degang was speechless.
"We drink three glasses of toast, or three glasses of wine as punishment, or should we drink it?"
"Who was wrong this time?"
"us."
"Yes, if you are wrong, you will be punished."
"What if you are wrong?" Shi Fukuan was furious and raised his voice.
"Punish me."
"Now?"
"Punish you."
After figuring out the logical relationship, Shi Fukuan once again turned to look at his apprentice standing beside him, and said without mercy, "Apprentice, go over and have a drink!!"
"It's good to have a master." Yu Qian was asked to do all kinds of errands. Guo Degang complained about it, but he didn't feel uncomfortable when he said he was complaining.
Senior brother can call master all the time, but he can't.
Master Xiangsheng and Master Xihemen both left one after another.
Very sorry.
Otherwise, he could be like a child now, being praised and protected by his master.
Although he is not young this year, among the elders like Master Hou Yaowen, he is not a child.
At first, I called them one by one in performances or variety shows.
In this way time passes slowly.
The three of them continued to perform the show, and Yu Qian was beaten frequently during the show, and the same was true when he fell to the bottom.
But the audience was happy to see it, and the performance skills of the three are here.
I really enjoyed a good piece of work.
The three of them bowed and left the stage, and Hou Zhen continued to announce the curtain.
Today's time is long and there are many programs planned, like today's program.
Guo Degang and Yu Qian both have to speak three times, not to mention interspersed encores.
When they came down, the apprentices immediately took good care of them and took them back to rest.
But as soon as he took a break, Shi Fukuan couldn't hold back, "Yuncheng, come here, where did you find that baseball bat? Is there such a thing in the crosstalk backstage?"
As soon as he said it, there was constant laughter in the background.
This is because he, the old man, doesn’t understand these young people. Anyone who knows them will know that these young people prepared the props exactly according to the program list.
I brought it with me at home.
For example, the baseball bats were brought by Shaobing, and the plastic pipes were put in the car by Qi Yuncheng himself.
After all, there is no one among the brothers who doesn't cheat, and they would like to have more fun. If they are performing martial arts pendants, even if they are not performing it themselves, the others will be eager to prepare a weird one.
With this explanation, Shi Fukuan was impressed by the children. They are all a very energetic group. Otherwise, the senior brothers in Deyun Club are more harmonious than those outside.
"I was shocked just now. I didn't expect to get a baseball bat."
Yu Qian served tea to his master at this time, "Fortunately, when Yuncheng came out for the second time, I really thought I could get a spatula, and that would be great."
"I'll prepare it next time," Qi Yuncheng said.
Guo Degang frowned, "Don't scare your master again."
"It's okay, it's okay. The children are in good spirits."
As a master, I don’t think this is bad at all, it’s just that this is the atmosphere.
Afterwards, I drank some tea and continued chatting with them. I also told Guo Degang and others about their plans for the cross talk Spring Festival Gala, and he would also participate.
During the speaking process, the performance did not stop.
After passing the children's stage, Guo Degang and Yu Qian took the stage again.
After they finished their performance, it was Qi Yuncheng and Luan Yunping's turn. They were in third place today.
In second place, it’s Teacher Zheng Hao from Deyun Club.
Logically speaking, Teacher Gao Fenggao should perform, but there are no arrangements.
Because his daughter was hospitalized in December and has not recovered yet, so she has been anxious and unable to leave.
We are all fathers, so how can we not understand this mentality.
Even when his daughter was hospitalized, Gao Feng was completely discouraged because he couldn't even stand up.
I don't know how long it will take to get better, and I don't know how it will develop.
So for the first time, the performances of Guo Degang and Yu Qian were not as impressive as the others.
It was almost time, Qi Yuncheng and Luan Yunping went to the side curtain to prepare. While preparing, the former couldn't help but speak.
"I have discussed that as the new year begins, I will let Teacher Gao take a break and I will take over as a substitute teacher for a while. It should be no problem to teach some basics."
"Okay, it happens to be the beginning of the new year, and we have no plans to go to the outer city." Luan Yunping knew all the itinerary, and he was going to take over as a substitute teacher, so he had plenty of time.
Even if there are storytelling and other programs to be recorded, they can only be concentrated in the evening and not delayed during the day.
Just as he was talking, Hou Zhen, who was standing nearby, took the microphone and went up to announce the curtain.
He announced the curtain and before he reached his seat, Qi Yuncheng suddenly turned around and noticed who was coming. He was shocked when he saw it was Master Shi.
I don’t know what the old man was thinking when he came over. Wasn’t he just resting in the background?
"Yuncheng, I'll do a job for you later..."
When the master said this, Qi Yuncheng and Luan Yunping understood, and smiles appeared on their faces.
Then he went on stage to perform amidst huge applause.
The show they performed today was called "Latin Movie", and it was the same joke about a partner who was uncomfortable.
The slapstick or leg work in cross talk is relatively more exciting.
It's perfect for a big venue.
But just after the performance, Guo Degang and Yu Qian saw something was wrong with their husband.
Not only are I looking for things in the side curtains, but I am also looking for things in the background.
Both Guo Degang and Yu Qian were puzzled, so he slowly said, "Master, what are you looking for? Something has been lost? Can I help you look for it?"
71-year-old Shi Fukuan stretched out his hand to stop, looking serious, "No, I didn't throw anything away. I'm looking for the baseball bat that Yuncheng took just now."
"What are you looking for there?"
"It's a show. I'll set one up for my children. Seeing how fun and lively they are, I'll take part in it."
Guo Degang stood nearby and suddenly realized it, and immediately shouted, "Shaobing, bring your things here."
"Okay." Shaobingpianpidian brought something over, "Master, I'll bring two. Which one do you want? I think this one feels good."
Looking at the two baseball bats, Shi Fukuan was speechless. Are all the children these days as good as him?