Chapter 95 Yue Longgang, do you still want to stay?
Chapter 96 Yue Longgang, do you still want to stay? [Please subscribe]
"Let's talk about it after you finish your performance!"
Guo Degang's face had already shown anger, so he simply sat down again and waited.
But when Master’s words came out.
The whole stage was filled with anticipation, because everyone knew that these two performances would be over after they finished their performance, so they were really waiting for that moment.
But those who are apprentices really don’t care that much.
It's enough to say that it feels good for a while.
Under Qi Yuncheng's prompting, Yue Yunpeng continued to make gestures and said, "After talking about my master's size online, they also said that my master got under someone's crotch when playing basketball.
Oh my god.
I don’t even want to hear it, I can’t stand it.
Others have gone even further!"
"What did you say?"
"Said my master makes bad movies!! Oh my God!"
Yue Yunpeng exaggerated his expression, and then said with a hint of warning, "I will tell those who scolded my master for making bad movies!
I really want to join his team now!
Do you know?"
"How do you talk?" Qi Yuncheng pretended to save his master's reputation.
When Yue Yunpeng found out that he had cheated, he immediately changed his tune, "I really want to go against him!"
"Yes, you have to speak for our master."
"Of course! That's my master!"
Yue Yunpeng's speaking suddenly became more serious. After all, he had to prove his master, so he was extra confident, "Just tell me how good my master is. Which script of the movies he has made for so many years has he read?
Which film was directed by him?
He always helps others!"
"Yes, friendship!"
"If you help me, you will find something is wrong."
"What?"
"Because he made too many films and helped too many, but they were all bad films."
"It's too late."
"Anyway, you can say anything, which makes people very helpless, and some people even said it."
At this point, Yue Yunpeng was really angry. He pointed at himself and said, "You said I have a big face!!"
Qi Yuncheng took a good look at Yue Yunpeng's face and nodded immediately, "That's right."
Yue Yunpeng glanced at his senior brother, without saying much, and then looked at the audience with an aggrieved look, "They say I have a big face, especially since there is a ranking list of big faces online, saying that I am number one in filming."
"Oh?" Qi Yuncheng acted like he had never heard of it before and became curious, "Then who ranks second?"
"Brother Hu!"
"Fuck you!"
Suddenly pushed away by Yue Yunpeng, Qi Yuncheng really couldn't stand listening anymore, "Good guy, this is the worst time that Brother Hu has been cheated."
This familiar name was mentioned.
The audience below is quite active.
Even though it’s only 2010, Sword and Sword III, Shinhwa completely made him popular.
Even now, they can still see his TV series on TV, which are very classic and a symbol of an era.
Moreover, Brother Hu was also on Tonight’s Show before.
"You are praising yourself in disguise, I tell you, don't talk nonsense about others." Qi Yuncheng pointed at Yue Yunpeng and complained.
Yue Yunpeng slowly returned to the microphone, "Some people say that I am uneducated, which is the most intolerable to me."
"That's true."
"That's because I grew up in a poor environment and didn't have money to go to school. Our family was very difficult when I was a child."
"Poor?"
Yue Yunpeng sobbed and began to feel uncomfortable. She covered her big face with her right hand and felt aggrieved.
When this expression came out, Qi Yuncheng said in a calm tone, "By the way, some Deyun viewers also said that you love to cry."
"There is no way. Our family is really poor. We only have one pair of pants for the nine members of our family."
The bottom is full of old steel wires. When I heard this sentence, I turned around, because this is exactly the sentence in "My Wife and My Son."
When Qi Yuncheng saw the expressions below, he probably knew that they had noticed it, but he still said, "Why are your pants so tight?"
"Whoever goes out wears it. By the way, we all wear vests, right?"
"Pass through."
"I also wore a vest when I was a child, and my vest only had two straps." Yue Yunpeng used his hands to pull on his shoulders, and after pulling, he gestured to his chest and back.
"Nothing on your back, no heart!"
"Just two lines?"
"And my shoes, they look like shoes."
"What shoes?" Qi Yuncheng asked in a louder voice.
"It looks like a shoe, but it looks like a shoe. There is only one strap on the foot."
"No face, no face?"
Yue Yunpeng nodded with a bitter expression, "I just wear my belt, and then put it on my feet like this."
At this time, Qi Yuncheng also made a comparison with his shoulders and asked in confusion, "Then you and this one are in a suit?"
"Brother, are you still making fun of me? Isn't this sad? But then I also learned a lot about culture. You guys eat delicious food every day. Some people say that Yue Yunpeng can't even eat anything.
Isn't this normal?
You have delicious delicacies every day, including delicacies from the mountains and seas. Of course I have eaten them too, such as those crabs."
"Really?"
"Big crab!" Yue Yunpeng gestured with his hands to form a body the size of a basketball.
"King crab?"
"King crab, the first time I ate crab, there was nothing left!"
"Then your vitality is quite tenacious!"
"This makes me particularly angry. Of course, what makes me most angry is that many people online say I cheated, but no one believes me."
After the words fell, Qi Yuncheng was holding the table beside him and was really holding back his joy, because in the future, someone would really touch Yue Yunpeng.
Of course, he did it on purpose today.
But if I really say it, I still can’t help it.
When they saw Qi Yuncheng suppressing laughter beside him, the audience thought it was just a performance effect, so they were all affected.
With a lot of smiles on his face.
Yue Yunpeng actually didn't expect that his senior brother would be happy immediately, but the joy of complimenting is normal, and it has the effect.
But I still looked at him and said something.
"What are you doing, are you laughing at me too?"
"No!" Qi Yuncheng waved his hand, "But this is the truth."
"Oh my God, I can hardly stand listening to these! There are other things that I can't even talk about. I cried so hard that my heart broke out!"
"Then please speak slowly and make us happy by the way"
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Sentence after sentence.
Yue Yunpeng and Qi Yuncheng are performing on the stage here.
The performance time is quite ample, a full twenty minutes.
This is not easy on TV.
Of course, whether it will be shortened by editing later depends on the length of time of the program team.
And wait for the final words to come to an end.
When the two people bowed, there was a lot of applause.
Even Yu Kuizhi and Li Shengsu looked at them and were very happy. Although they are in the opera industry, they have some experience in cross talk.
After all, there are Mr. Crosstalk around.
But they were happy, but Guo Degang was different. He took a deep breath and spoke slowly.
Deliberately shouting with an angry expression!
"It's finally over, Yue Longgang, let me ask you, do you still want to stay on this show?"