I won’t pretend anymore. In fact, I’m leading a special forces unit. Chapter 103 The confrontation between connotation jokes and humble literature! There is only one way!
Chapter 103 The confrontation between connotation jokes and humble literature! There is only one way!
"Handsome boy, are you tired? I'm so tired, I'm almost exhausted."
Fang Tian came over and asked with a smile. His pace was obviously very slow, but his face was indescribably happy.
"Tired! Of course I'm tired! I wish I could lie down right now! But I'm also happy, haha! Being able to torture those veterans makes me more excited than anything else!"
Zhang Shuai looked tired, but his tone was very happy. For those who didn't know, he thought he had won the lottery.
"Savage, you are the only one who doesn't have much influence on us! You are a fucking monster too!"
Hao Lian spoke dullly and looked at Zang Chong with a look of displeasure on his face, but also very envious.
Zang Chong smiled proudly when he heard this, "I am extremely talented, but I am also helpless! You are all weaklings!"
After Zang Chong finished speaking, he suddenly accelerated and threw everyone away.
"Your uncle! You can actually speed up?" Hao Lian stared, feeling unspeakably depressed!
Now, he finally saw the horror of Zang Chong.
The 48 minutes on the basketball court were fine at first!
But in the later stages!
every moment!
It all feels like running a 400-meter obstacle course.
Every attack and defense requires sprinting and exerting all one's strength.
It's really too hard.
fortunately.
With Qin Yuan's help, let them win this game!
"The company commander is really too strong!"
"Not only is he strong, he is simply ridiculously strong!"
"The company commander's hair has been shaved off. He is definitely a contemporary old gangster!"
"Old gangster? Why do I feel that this title is more in line with the temperament of the company commander than the big devil?"
"Forcing us to train like crazy every day and thinking about torturing us all the time, what is this if not an old hooligan?"
"No, no, no, old gangster, it just shows that the company commander is strong. It cannot highlight the terror of the company commander at all. I think the big devil is more suitable and more vivid!"
…
When the assassins mentioned the old gangster, they immediately remembered Qin Yuan's nickname and started a heated discussion.
In the end, no one convinced anyone, and Qin Yuan was given two nicknames: Big Demon King and Old Rogue.
The thornheads are in very good physical condition!
The only ones affected were Zhang Shuai, Fang Tian, Hao Lian and Xu Kai.
As for the savage Zang Chong?
Running with this weight has no impact on him at all!
So overall, it didn't take much time for everyone to finish the 10 kilometers.
Back in the dormitory, the prickly heads finished washing, lying comfortably on the bed, lazily soaking their feet.
"Oh, soaking your feet is so comfortable! What do you think I did in the past 18 years? I didn't discover such a good health therapy?"
"My first 18 years felt like my life was in vain! Our country's traditional Chinese medicine culture is broad and profound, and now I can finally understand it."
"By the way, Lao Hua, why have you been so low-key lately? When it's time for you to show off, you turned off the engine in silence? I remember your physical fitness and fighting skills, aren't they quite impressive?"
Hua Shanke held a copy of The Birth of Tragedy in his hand and smiled slightly, "Isn't it because I was stimulated by the little cheetah, and I started to learn to keep a low profile? I have recently fallen in love with philosophy, and I don't hear anything outside the window, and I only read.
Books from sages! You guys can fight over them, it has nothing to do with me."
"Hey, Lao Hua, you are a Dengcao monk who is not cheating, but you are ringing the bell instead? Let me tell you, Lao Hua, usually in movies, if this person suddenly changes his temper, he is not far away from death."
"Screw you! I think you are not far away from death! You just looked at the photo suddenly, you are not far away from death! Don't give me such nonsense!"
"Hahaha... I'm just kidding you, I'm just kidding. You're still in the right mind, just not crazy!"
…
The lights-out signal sounded.
There was a click.
The lights go out.
"Ahem, Fang Tian?"
Han Xiang's very obscene laughter sounded.
A moment.
Everyone couldn't help but prick up their ears and listen!
A joke every night has completely become a tradition in the recruit dormitory.
Even though I don't want to hear it, I just can't believe what Fang Tian said is very reasonable.
"Oh, I have to train every day and come up with jokes for you. I'm almost going crazy."
Fang Tian sighed deliberately and complained.
"Stop pretending to be cool and being reserved with the brothers? We won't go to bed if you don't tell us."
Han Xiang directly showed his ultimate move.
"Haha... You guys are just a bunch of perverts! You don't learn well every day!"
When Fang Tian heard this, he immediately laughed, "Since the brothers are so supportive, ahem, then I'll get started! Listen up!"
Fang Tian deliberately lowered his voice, with an enigmatic image, and slowly spoke:
"When I first bought a car, I planned to go to many places. Later I realized that some people are tired of going to the places that novices dream of going to..."
As soon as Fang Tian finished speaking, the entire dormitory immediately fell into deep thought.
follow closely.
Han Xiang couldn't help but sigh, "Absolutely! Brother Fang Tian, I can't accept you!"
"What's wrong with that? Isn't this just an ordinary sentence? Fang Tian, you are so stupid!"
"Guizhou donkey has no skills? Brother dei, why are you still so naive? Today's joke is obviously more advanced, right?"
"It's your uncle! It hurts my heart! This is actually a sad story today!"
"You understand it in a second, you understand it in a second! Alas, I'm hopeless!"
"Stop! Stop the car! Put me down!"
"Listening to your words is better than listening to them!"
"If you listen to what you say, ten years of studying will be in vain!"
"The last time I heard a joke with such connotation was the last time!"
…
The thornheads had a little exchange, and immediately realized the awesomeness of this sentence, and they couldn't help but admire Fang Tian.
They all couldn't figure out where this guy Fang Tian came from so many jokes?
Are there still endless ones?
I'm afraid it's not as simple as selling cars in his family!
I'm afraid I still need to repair the car!
Otherwise, how could it be possible to accumulate so much experience!
Seeing that everyone is still not satisfied.
Han Xiang suddenly had an idea, looked at Xiaopang, and said with a smile, "Xiaopang, Brother Fang Tian is so talented, he gives us driving literature on the hour every day. Humble literature is also quite popular now, why don't you give it to all of us too?
point?"
This chapter is not over yet, please click on the next page to continue reading! "Huh? I didn't expect you, Fatty, to be able to do this? Why don't you also say something so that we can see it?"
"Yes, little fat guy, come here and make the brothers happy!"
"Do you understand? Humble literature is not for fun!"
"Wouldn't it make us happy if this little fat guy is sad? How can we say it's not just for fun?"
"Nima!"
…
The thornheads laughed non-stop at every word you said to me.
When Xiaopang heard this, he immediately became interested!
He has been without a mobile phone these days and has been unable to send WeChat messages. He has finally figured it out!
That person is neither cute nor ladylike, I'm afraid he is a burly man who is deliberately deceiving his own feelings.
In this case, there is nothing to be sad or sad about.
"Since everyone is looking forward to it, then I will reluctantly do it and let everyone have fun. Listen up, I will only say it once." Xiaopang smiled slightly and said with a faint smile:
"Bao, have you checked out with him? Can you reply to my message? I've made rock sugar and snow pear soup. Your throat must be sore after shouting all night, right? Come back early tonight, I broke 4 of my ribs
, I made braised pork ribs for you."
"Oh my god!"
"This, this, this... Little Fatty! Don't be so explicit, please!"
"You are just trying to mislead the primary school students out of spite!"
"Uuuuuuuuah, you bad guy."
"It hurts my heart, old man! This is what really hurts my heart!"
…
When the thornheads heard this, they couldn't stand it immediately, and each of them felt a chill.
However, Xiaopang was extremely happy when he saw everyone's reaction through the dim light!
The whole person became excited instantly!
I didn’t expect to say this, it would make them feel disgusted, would it be quite satisfying?
Didn't they just say that if they suffer, they will be happy!
Now, it seems that is indeed the case!
They are in pain and they are also happy!
Xiaopang suddenly became interested and said with a smile, "This is just the beginning, but you can't accept it? Then if I talk about one thing every day from now on, you will still collapse? Look at your weak resistance!"
"In order to increase your poison resistance, I will avoid the difficulty and tell you an authentic one."
"Bao, today I went to the construction site to carry cement. I carried a sack and a sack. The workers all praised me for my strength, but I cried instantly. I can carry anything, but I can't help missing you."
"Damn it! It smells like an internal odor!"
"It hurts my heart, old man! Oh, oh, oh, let me cry for a while first!"
"There is one more sad person in this city."
"It turns out that everyone has a treasure in their hearts!"
…
The pricks screamed deliberately, venting their inner emotions.
But soon, sleepiness came over and the thornheads fell into a deep sleep.
Wake up the next day!
Everyone feels refreshed!
I moved my body a bit.
My waist is sore and my legs don't hurt.
My whole body felt indescribably relaxed.
"I have to say that the effect of the herbal medicine used by the company commander for soaking the feet is really unparalleled! If it were under normal conditions, with our practice, I would have difficulty walking the next day! But now, I can't feel it at all the next day.
Not tired at all!"
"More than that! As our physical fitness improves step by step, it will be easier for us to face these trainings in the future! To a certain extent, we can persist in getting rid of these herbs and training directly. Look, I originally had 2 pieces
I now have 4-pack abs! At this rate, by the end of the month at most, all of my 8-pack abs will be revealed."
"Holy shit! Really, you guys have developed abdominal muscles? That's ok!"
"Don't be envious. If you continue with this training method, by the end of the recruit company, almost everyone in our recruit company will be able to develop abdominal muscles, except of course, the little fat one."
"Damn it! Why am I excluded? Haven't you seen that I have also lost weight in the past few days? I weighed myself yesterday and I have lost eight pounds this week. No accident, the recruits have finished three months in a row.
When the time comes, I will also have abdominal muscles!”
"What the hell? Lost 8 pounds? Why didn't I see it?"
"This thinness is all fat on the belly. Of course you can't see it! It will be obvious when the fat on the face starts to lose weight!"
"Then if you lose weight, wouldn't it be a pity that we can no longer call you chubby?"
"What's such a pity? I've thought about it. Once I join the special forces, my code name will be Xiaopang! This is to commemorate my lost youth!"
"Tsk tsk tsk, yes! This code name is good! If I hear a very awesome special soldier named Xiaopang somewhere in the future, I will know that it is you without a doubt!"
…
The assassins chatted and laughed, went to the weapons depot to receive equipment, and then ran a 10-kilometer load-bearing run.
Logically speaking, even for a veteran company, the weight-bearing run is only 5 kilometers.
A 10km run with weights?
Still doing it every day?
Only special forces can bear it!
The air was unbearably hot, and after only running a few hundred meters, the thornheads were already sweating profusely, but no one said they were tired, and they were all gritting their teeth and persisting.
They also want to improve the overall score to less than 36 minutes within 10 days and let Qin Yuan write a new song!
40 minutes!
Running exercise is over!
Have a meal!
Wash up!
Clean and tidy up the house!
In the morning, continue the 400-meter obstacle course.
With the experience of the first day, the overall performance of the pricks this time has improved significantly.
At the end of the morning's training, more than 10 people were able to run under 1 minute and 40 seconds.
certainly.
The vast majority of people are still hovering outside 2 points.
There is no other reason, there are too many mistakes!
In the video, watching others run the 400-meter obstacle course may seem easy.
But those who can be captured on video and uploaded to the Internet are almost all the leaders of their respective companies.
So for them, every action is easy.
But who knows how many years of hard work they have put into training for the 400-meter obstacle course to achieve this result?
If you want to compete well in the 400-meter obstacle course, in addition to having extremely strong physical fitness, you also need to practice countless times, explore, and discover the details of a method that suits you and connect every action together!
1 minute 26 seconds 83!
Powerful!
After running the 400-meter obstacle course, Zang Chong touched his shiny head and walked over with a smile, "Company Commander, I feel that this 1 minute, 32 seconds and 83 seconds is already my limit! Please help me analyze it.
On what project can I go further?"
The most authoritative record of 1 minute and 23 seconds in the military region!
It’s really hard to break!
This is like a shackles!
Straining everyone!
Just like the latest 100-meter world record of 9.58 seconds!
Maybe you can easily run 12 seconds or even 11 seconds!
But on this basis, if you want to go further and run within 11 seconds, it is almost impossible!
This is the horror of this 1 minute and 23 seconds!
Now, the only difference between Zang Chong, Zhang Shuai and Xu Kai is three to four seconds!
As you can imagine, this is very difficult.
"Yes, company commander, can you see if there is any way to make us go further?" Zhang Shuai and Xu Kai also walked over with frowns on their faces.
To say who has the most hope of breaking this terrifying military district record, apart from the monster Qin Yuan, there are only three of them.
"You want to go further?" Qin Yuan raised his eyebrows and looked at the three of them.
"That's right!" The three of them nodded solemnly.
Qin Yuan glanced at the three of them and smiled calmly, "It can be seen that the three of you are able to run the current results because you have achieved the ultimate in movement connection and physical explosion!"
The three of them nodded.
"Now, if you want to go further, there is only one way." Qin Yuan said with a smile.
"What can we do?" Zang Chong and the others suddenly opened their eyes with great interest!