When the barrage wanted to watch the chicken and duck, the director was particularly speechless.
"You got up so early and went out just to see the chickens and ducks?"
Bai Feng nodded, then shook his head.
The director sighed in his heart and said, it can't be just for chicken and duck.
"Last night in the middle of the night, I couldn't sleep. I heard a rooster crow, and I wanted to see what kind of rooster could crow so unpleasantly."
director:"……"
Barrage:[……]
[Handsome guy, are you having a problem with your brain?]
[Chicken: You are polite, you are so polite, why do you wake up so early and want to see what I look like, so you can scream so unpleasantly]
[I have to say something for the chicken now. Although its crow may be a bit unpleasant, you should also be polite, right? For example, you are going out to see the scenery]
[So how ugly is the crow that makes Bai Feng get up so early and go out to see it? Hahahahaha, I think all chicken crows are like that. Is it possible that there are some that are particularly unpleasant?]
[Maybe, what if this is a very strange chicken!]
[Chicken: I beg you to be polite]
[…]
The director's head was full of black lines, "Is this what it's for?"
Bai Feng nodded firmly, and the seriousness in his eyes made the director unable to think of asking again.
Okay, he thought, it turns out that some of Bai Feng's fans said he was a bit stupid, and that was not a lie.
Maybe, not a little bit.
Bai Feng didn't notice the camera until he finished talking about it. He was a little curious, "Are we going to deal with the machine now?"
The director was confused again, "What processing machine?"
Bai Feng answered seriously, "Do you want to set up the machine?"
Director: "...didn't you see? We are live broadcasting now!"
In the end, the director almost felt sorry for him.
What kind of fool is this?
Bai Feng was immediately shocked, "No, it was broadcast live so early?"
[Bai Feng: I will give you a performance that makes you stunned on the spot]
[Bai Feng: It’s over, it’s over, the cool guy image is gone]
[It's okay, Bai Feng, although our cool guy image is gone, we have let fans see your idiot side. I believe everyone will like you more. After all, who doesn't like stupid handsome guys]
[Hahahahahaha, grab the bamboo shoots upstairs]
[Let’s just say that stupid handsome guys are sometimes more likable than cool guys, right?]
[Yes, yes, yes, after seeing Bai Feng’s series of looks just now, I instantly performed a black-to-pink transformation for everyone]
[Hey hey hey, stupid handsome guy, hey hey hey stupid handsome guy, I really like stupid handsome guys]
[Bai Feng’s behavior just now seems really cute, but I still want to ask, what does that chicken look like? What does it call?]
[The focus upstairs is so amazing, but this is what I particularly want to ask now, so can the director take a look at it?]
[Director: That’s enough, that’s enough. I can’t continue to be this director]
[…]
The director was speechless, "So you only know now?"
Bai Feng said a little embarrassedly, "Just now, I have been curious about why the chicken crows so unpleasantly. I was a little distracted and didn't notice it."
[Chicken: You are polite, you are so polite, you just want to say that my scream is unpleasant]
Director: "...Do you think you will lose it or not?"
Bai Feng: "Ah?"
He was confused, "What's wrong?"
The director was annoyed and said, "It's okay, the chicken will thank you."
"Why?"
"You made it famous, can it still thank you?"
Bai Feng felt a little embarrassed for no reason.
He asked the director why he started the live broadcast so early today, and the director told him about the task he would be doing later.
"What mission?" Bai Feng asked.
The director didn't know how many times he answered this question today, so he said expressionlessly, "I'll talk about it later."
"Okay then." Although Bai Feng was a little disappointed, he didn't pursue the question.
Bai Feng returned to the room, and the director continued to leave.
Soon, he arrived at his last destination this time.
Jiang Yi's room.
[Ah ah ah ah ah, don’t wake up my sister Jiang Yi, oh oh oh oh oh oh, let sister Jiang Yi sleep a little longer]
[That’s right, sister Jiang Yi is still young and needs sleep]
[Upstairs, I seem to have seen you. When the director went to call Shen Xiang, you posted a barrage saying why Shen Xiang woke up so late. You disliked her several times. How come you are still so young when you are here with Jiang Yi?
?]
[That’s right, Shen Xiang is several years younger than Jiang Yi!]
[How can Shen Xiang compare with sister Jiang Yi!]
[Thinking deeply: Double standards can’t be like yours, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh]
[Upstairs, I think Shen Xiang will agree with us. After all, he really likes his sister Jiang Yi!]
[Yes, yes, I agree. Shen Xiang would probably complain a little bit at most, but he really loves Jiang Yi.]
[Who can not love sister Jiang Yi!]
[Shen Xiang: Although you have double standards, if the target is my sister Jiang Yi, I will only agree with you]
[I really like their atmosphere. This is really the lifestyle variety show I imagined. I really like it.]
[The director’s nasty hand is about to touch my poor sister Jiang Yi’s door, ahhhhhhh, stop it]
[Can’t you let sister Jiang Yi sleep a little longer? [crying]]
[…]
However, no matter what the barrage said, in the end, the director's hand knocked on Jiang Yi's door.
[Damn it, you’re going to be fucked by me tonight]
[Sister Jiang Yi is about to be woken up (crying) (sad) (heartbroken)]
[It’s only around six o’clock in the morning. Director, why are you in such a hurry? Woohooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo worried about me.”
[I hope sister Jiang Yi has slept enough, otherwise, she will definitely feel uncomfortable due to her poor health]
[…]
Jiang Yi came to open the door after a while.
It could be seen that she had just woken up, and there was still a bit of sleepiness in her eyes, but she didn't have any energy to get up.
Jiang Yi's voice was slightly hoarse as if he had just woken up, but his voice sounded inexplicably a little soft.
"What's wrong?"
[Ah ah ah ah ah Jiang Yi’s sister sharks me]
[Sister is so beautiful, beautiful, kiss, kiss, kiss]
[Sister, the director is so bad, wow, wow, wow, I feel so sad]
[Sister Jiang Yi has a nice voice and good looks, but there is only one flaw - she is not my biological sister]
[Upstairs, aren't you afraid that Jiang Chen will look for you?]
[Jiang Chen: I’m so annoyed, why do people always want to steal my sister from me?]
The director looked at Jiang Yi, who looked plain and well-behaved with her hair loose, and his voice was much gentler, "There is a task that you need to complete at the moment. Please wash up and tidy up."
Jiang Yi nodded, "Okay."
"Any thing else?"
[My sister has such a good temper, I envy the director]