Chapter 1076 1076: Confusion between civil and military affairs (5) [Please vote for me]
[Zhen Guanxi opened his mouth to beg for mercy for a way out, but Lin Daiyu had quick eyesight and quick hands, so she slapped him in the mouth, causing his nose to become crooked, and his yellow teeth were scattered. Lin Daiyu shouted angrily again: "You have been settled in a poor household, but now you want to beg for mercy.
late."】
["You want to beg for mercy, but the Sajia family won't let you go!"]
[Having said that, this sweet lady hit Zhen Guanxi again with punches to the flesh, until Zhen Guanxi's eyes were black, his head was spinning, the sky was dim, the ground was dark, and the figures were dim, Zhen Guanxi only thought that his ancestors and grandparents were here together. Who among the spectators dared
Come to persuade? Just stop together.】
[Lin Daiyu's anger was still lingering, and she punched Zhen Guanxi one after another until Zheng Daguan kicked off his legs and stuck out his tongue. There was no trace of heat in his mouth and nose, and he stood on the ground. Everyone saw this and knew that someone was killed.
She didn't dare to say anything for fear of offending the female Rakshasa and becoming a Zheng butcher, and the birds and beasts scattered one after another. Seeing this, Lin Daiyu let go of her hand, ate the remaining half of the bowl of wine, and walked away gracefully.】
[All the onlookers were surprised. They didn’t know what the relationship between this lady who beat people to death with her bare hands had to do with the butcher in that town. This matter had to be discussed in detail three days ago. It turned out that this lady Lin was a foreigner who came three days ago. Her ancestral home is
In Taixu County, Guanchou County, Lihen Prefecture...]
Gu Chi was there talking nonsense to himself.
It is said that Lin Daiyu worshiped the chief commander of the 800,000-strong navy and had the ambition to help the country. However, the court was unethical and the fatuous leader Wu Xian was nepotistic and allowed his heirs to seize the throne and fight among themselves. The powerful people in the court did whatever they wanted and oppressed the poor people.
All the eight lands belong to the aristocratic family. In such a huge royal court, the total number of private households is less than 700,000, and the number of hidden households is no less than 5 million. In addition, the eunuchs and relatives have intervened. How can the life of the common people in the world be in dire straits?
Lin Daiyu felt deeply dark and resigned from office.
On the way back home, I encountered wind and snow and arrived at a desolate mountain temple.
On a snowy night, Daiyu and the chivalrous girl Xue Baochai never got to know each other without fighting.
Xue Baochai saw Lin Daiyu uprooting a weeping willow tree and was amazed that there was such a magical power in the world, so he became sworn sisters and invited Daiyu to join the Jinling Army. He followed the example of his predecessor Zhang Jiao and joined the army to seek peace in the world. Although Daiyu
Her heart was very excited, but she still couldn't let go of her handsome husband Jia Baoyu. When Xue Baochai heard this, she sighed that it was a pity. Good ladies have ambitions all over the world, how could they give up their ambitions for a mere man? With a thought in his heart, he came up with some clever ideas.
Daiyu didn't know, so she went on her way.
Passing by a tea shop, I saw a mother and son who were singing and singing. They couldn't stop crying. I asked curiously, and then I learned about the evil deeds of Butcher Zheng. This man was really crazy. He was greedy for the old woman's chicken skin and white hair, and wanted to use force to take over. When he failed, he bullied the mother and son. The two of them became obsessed with each other.
She lost her composure because of her sadness. When Lin Daiyu saw that the old woman had a stick in her dynasty, she immediately became furious. Holding the pole and drawing a halberd in the sky, Lin Daiyu went to find the butcher to bring bad luck.
He acted righteously and eliminated a big cancer for the people of this county.
Two flowers bloom, one on each side.
Baoyu, the husband of the Lin family, also had another "adventure".
Gu Chi talked a little bit in the east and a little in the west, starting from Lin Daiyu's punching to suppress Guanxi, to her killing a tiger with her bare hands in Jingyanggang for eighteen bowls of spirit wine, and then talking nonsense about three men and three women in the Jinling army trying to test their hearts, and even that
The story of cake seller Ximen Dalang seducing a husband who lives alone.
In conclusion--
Lin Daiyu returns to her hometown and fights a bloody road.
Jia Baoyu couldn't stand Xue Baochai's fishing and law enforcement, and lost her chastity.
When Lin Daiyu returned home, she saw that Ximen Qing was disheveled and fled from home in a hurry. He even forgot to take away the burden of cooking cakes. Baoyu burst into tears. Daiyu was so sad and angry that she angrily joined the Jinling Army and became the general of the Jinling Army, Shen Tangzhang. The next tiger general.
The content of Gu Chi's heartfelt words was expressed in an ups and downs tone.
When Shen Tang heard that he still had a role to play, his face turned green.
Dare you entertain yourself before the battle?
Also, what kind of ghost stories are he telling? After all, he is a storyteller, so why can’t he be more disciplined? Do you know if his story is placed on the cobweb of CNKI? The plagiarism check can make a big movie. Marked in red? Respect copyright.
Gu Chi obviously has no so-called copyright awareness.
Lin Daiyu joined the Jinling Army, Wu Xian was the faint leader, and Shen Tang was the leader of the rebellion; Lin Daiyu broke out of the stone and caused havoc in the Heavenly Palace for five hundred years, and Shen Tang was the reincarnation of the golden cicada, who was dressed in flesh and blood, leading eight million monsters in the world Hit the spiritual mountain and overturn the sky.
All in all, no story is normal.
Ordinary soldiers have never seen or heard these stories, but they just lamented that Lin Nvjun has beautiful skills, but her temperament is too loose and free. After thinking about it, after all, she is the chief instructor of the 800,000-year-old navy, so she is not strict and bloody. That's not normal.
What is the title of head coach?
have no idea.
But they understand eight hundred thousand.
There are 800,000 naval troops, not to mention Gao Guo. Kang Guo and Gao Guo combined can't even make up half of it. It can be imagined how heroic this lady Lin is. The children of Wu Xian and other aristocratic families are different. It is clear that the prototypes of these stories all originated from Thief Star. Although Thief Star only contains fragments of the story, we can also get a glimpse of the original grandeur and excitement of the entire story.
Gu Chi is shameless, and he is so pretentious.
Piecing everything together distorts the character's personality.
This left everyone with a knot in their throats.
I want to ignore it completely, but I am afraid that Gu Chi will counterattack and use the external voice to help Yu Zi cheat; if I listen carefully, I feel sorry for my own ears and blasphemy against the classics of words and spirits. The feeling is somewhere between wanting to vomit but not yet. The acidic water surges up from time to time, and the bitterness permeates the throat, not to mention making me sick.
"I can't bear it anymore, I really can't bear it anymore!"
"Kang Guoshuzi's methods are really shameless!"
Occasionally there were a few chest-slapping sounds, and some people even said bitterly: "Daiyu, how can you look like that..."
That man in Kangguo is really sick.
It is not only necessary to write about Daiyu killing people, but also to describe in detail how she kills people, such as hitting the person's head with a fist as big as a bowl. The punch was so powerful that the person's mouth was knocked open.
The person who responded slowly didn't understand why there were two mouths at first.
When I see my colleagues looking at my butt, a lingering eye-catching image immediately pops up in my mind, which is very torturous.
Gu Chi didn't feel guilty at all.
He was just talking casually to get some ideas for the next Newspeak book, and he was only talking in his heart, and he didn’t open his mouth to shout so that the whole world would know. He didn’t care whether he wanted to hear it or not. Speaking of which, other people were spying on him.
In his heart, he hasn't complained yet.
When Gu Chi poisoned his enemies, he also poisoned his own people.
He was so angry that someone took a booklet out of his sleeve and stuffed it into his arms.
"Read your own."
Stop ruining Yanling classics.
Gu Chi looked down at the book with a weird look on his face - it was a story book that he had handed over to the bookstore for printing, or it was one of the few autographed collections that sold out as soon as it was put on the shelves - and when he looked up again, he became so angry that his hair was about to catch fire.
Qi Julang finally said reluctantly. He opened the booklet and read it in his heart. Even if it was like this, he was not going to settle down.
It's just a temporary addition to the finished story.
However, the content of this book is quite explosive - it tells about a couple who are models of love in the outside world. After completing the task of carrying on the family line, they each look for lovers outside, give birth to a son and a daughter, and raise them separately. When the legitimate son and daughter arrive, they discuss marriage.
At the age of 18, the couple took the aunt's son back home as their adopted son and daughter. Unexpectedly, the couple confessed too late. The aunt's children had deep feelings for their legitimate brothers and sisters. They would not marry if they were not Qing, and they would not marry if they were not Jun.
, a tragic story of a sadomasochistic relationship that ended with the four of them breaking up.
The content is outrageous and over the top.
Gu Chi improvised and added a few extra bits of information - the husband is looking for his mother-in-law, who has been missing for many years, and the wife is looking for her father-in-law, who was drafted into the army and lost his memory accidentally in the early years. So, what should the four children call each other?
When the question of Gu Chi came out, how many people were confused.
Shen Tang: "..."
She didn't even figure out the relationship between the rickshaws at the entrance of the supermarket. How could she figure out something so complicated? They couldn't think about this kind of problem, they would get lost in thought. Even if they knew they were on a battlefield, it would be too bloody.
It's hard to be serious.
"Um, so what should I call it?"
This question was asked not only by Shen Tang, but also by Yu Zi.
But she was asking the enemy general who couldn't concentrate.
From the moment Gu Chi started telling bloody stories, he was forced to retreat by Yu Zi. Every time he wanted to abandon his distracting thoughts and counterattack Yu Zi, Gu Chi stopped telling bloody stories and started to help Yu Zi cheat to regain the disadvantage.
The enemy general could only pay attention to his voice again. After gaining a slight upper hand, Gu Chi started telling bloody stories again...
Back and forth, back and forth.
The state of Gao's generals' mentality collapsed.
Not long after, he was chopped bloody by Yu Zi.
"Shu Zi is bullying me!"
Even if a courageous warrior has a strong recovery ability, losing too much blood will lead to a rapid decline in physical strength. The general Gao Guo soon became uncomfortable with excessive blood loss. However, he was always thinking about repaying the kindness of the patriarch Wu Xian, and he knew that
The importance of this battle, no matter what the cost, we must endure it and win it!
Yu Zi slowly got started and found the feeling of killing people.
He mocked and said, "It's your aunt who bullied you."
Is it natural for a grandma to beat her grandson?
The blades and the light blades exploded at close range, and they slashed towards the opponent's front door together. He was not afraid of being caught by the opponent, so he raised his body and kicked him in the heart. Yu Zi used a lot of strength to kick this kick, but he didn't learn how to be a warrior. With his skill, he only kicked people half a foot away.
The other half of this half foot is rolled by inertia.
Wei Shou and others were all numb at the sight.
"With Weiheng's reserve of martial energy and level of courage, I can kick him at least ten feet away with this kick. If he can't fly, he owes me." Qian Yong looked at Yu Zi's legs, they were not short either. Ah, "Look at the scribes and generals, they can really tell people's innermost feelings..."
Wei Shou's mouth expresses the word "mean" vividly: "This is the difference between an eight-year-old naughty boy and an eighty-year-old man peeing in the wind. One can pee three feet in the wind, and the other can wet his crotch."
Shen Tang: "..."
The style of this battle is unstoppable.
Yu Zi on the other side also realized that her kick was not very effective, so she immediately put away her sword and transformed into a spear. This move even made other generals and other generals hold their foreheads together. Martial energy can indeed transform into various forms. As for weapons, except for Yun Ce, a spear lover who specializes in one weapon, other generals will not only specialize in weapons, but also dabble in other weapons to deal with special situations.
Therefore, it is normal to switch weapons while fighting.
It's just that weapons are transformed by martial energy. Switching between two weapon forms can easily lead to a moment of being unarmed. Experienced military officers will seize the opportunity to give the enemy a fatal blow. If you dare to switch weapons at will, you will either have a huge impact on your own strength. Self-confidence, or the enemy is temporarily delayed and unable to sneak attack on him. Other than that, no general has the courage to seek death.
Yu Zi not only switched, she also switched in front of the enemy general who was half a foot away from her. At this distance, any experienced martial artist could teach Yu Zi how to behave. However, Yu Zi's opponent was also a novice. , the response is not that fast.
When he wanted to seize the opportunity, Yu Zi had already stabbed him with a spear.
The tip of the gun was almost stuck into the mud right next to his brow.
The gun body was too long, so Yu Zi struggled to pull it out, so he simply lifted it up with force. The tip of the gun picked up sand and dust from the soil and hit the enemy general's eyes. The enemy general rolled over to avoid it, and Yu Zi approached with the gun.
One picks and the other rolls.
The distance it rolled was farther than Yu Zi's kick.
Wu Xian watched the battle and doubted his life.
His insistence on winning back a victory may have been a wrong decision. Not only did the morale of the three armies not be boosted, but it was visibly sluggish, and the drumbeats to boost morale could not be restored. The only good thing is that the same problem also appeared in Kang Guo.
One shot, two shots, three shots, one roll, two rolls and three rolls.
Qian Yong yawned with his left hand, scratched his thigh with his right hand, and said bitterly: "Not only are the eunuchs indifferent to going to the brothel, but I am also going to wither... Gu Wangchao, why don't you say something meaty? Morale is low, please be more careful. It’s exciting to listen to.”
Naturally, his suggestion could not be adopted.
Gu Chi chose to refuse.
Even though the society is dead, I still want to save some face.
Qian Yong curled his lips and said he was being serious.
It just so happened that at this time, his own army, which had been quiet all this time, suddenly burst into cheers that resounded through the sky. The sound penetrated directly into his eardrums, frightening him so much that he woke up. When he looked up, he saw Yu Zi's voice. Whistle. As soon as the whistle sounded, the war horse, which was still walking slowly on the battlefield, chewing weeds and spitting them out, raised its head and galloped towards her.
Yu Zifei got on the horse.
Qian Yong noticed that the weapon in her hand turned into a whip.
The other end of the whip was wrapped around a person's neck.
The owner of the neck grabbed the whip with both hands, regardless of the sharp blade on the whip itself. As the whip tightened, the knife cut his hands and neck with blood. He struggled to escape, but the war horse had long been bored. He ran towards the army with all his strength. The sudden acceleration forced the whip to tighten, his vision turned black, and his body was dragged for several feet.
call out--
An arrow shot through the air.
Just as it flew into the air, it was intercepted by another arrow.
Shen Tang put down his bow and arrow and complained: "The bow and arrow are not martial arts. The range is just too short. I almost missed it."
Fortunately, the accuracy is still sufficient.
After a while, Yu Zi dragged the person back.
She laughed heartily: "I won!"
The enemy has been strangled unconscious.
This is also the most aggrieved military commander ever captured.
After Shen Tang complained, he congratulated Yu Zi: "Wei Heng fought well this time! Who will fight next? It's better to fight with passion."
Jimo Qiu was about to stand up.
However, Chu Yao got the better of him: "Come on, my lord."
Ning Yan also followed suit: "I invite you to fight."
Lin Feng looked at the ground thoughtfully, and there seemed to be a trace of hesitation in his eyes. After some thought, he resisted the urge to go into battle and challenge.
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