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110: Eat without speaking [please vote]

 Shen Tang has been very unhappy these days.

Unhappiness in every sense of the word.

Previously in Xiaocheng, when she was bored, she could go out and set up a stall, sell wine, and go shopping, but there was nothing in the deep mountains and forests except a bunch of bandits. Life was as lonely as snow, and she felt that if she continued like this, she would definitely Too idle to get moldy.

"Wu Lang is so boring, why not help Ban Bu train the militia."

Shen Tang refused without thinking: "No, you can smell the smell of sweat from a long way away. The amount of exercise in one day is much more than the total amount of exercise for a housewife in a year..."

It's not like she didn't go to watch Gong Shuwu's military training.

Watching it once made A Zhai "shiver".

It's said to be military training, but it's really a compliment. It's a scale that can even be crushed by the square dance troupe of the old man and old lady downstairs in the community - to put it simply, there are dozens of sparse people, learning to chop, chop and stab under the control of Gong Shuwu. Basic actions like this.

It is common to repeat the same action hundreds of times.

Skills in the morning, physical fitness in the afternoon.

Come back the next morning and continue the cycle.

This level of intensity is beyond the reach of ordinary people.

It wasn't that no one came out to object, but the result was that Gong Shuwu pinched his throat with two fingers and killed the chicken to scare the monkeys. He bluntly said that if any of them couldn't bear it, they could choose to commit suicide. They were all prisoners, and the prisoners negotiated terms with him. Impatient?

After two chickens died, the remaining monkeys were as quiet as chickens.

These monkeys gradually realized that the people who trained them were cold-blooded. If they did not obey the orders, Gong Shuwu would not care if one of them died, two of them died, or all of them died. If they obeyed the orders, they would definitely have enough to eat. of.

There are two main meals a day, a sufficient supply of breakfast and snacks, and three extra snacks to replenish physical fitness and cope with high-intensity training. They comfort themselves that they are working for the landlord, and training is part of their work. Isn't it natural that the more food they get, the more tired they will be?

When bandits/gangsters are hungry, they often have to tighten their belts when encountering difficulties. It’s good to be able to eat well now.

After some self-brainwashing, I finally got used to it.

He even used these remarks to brainwash the people around him.

Those restless people naturally gave up when they saw that no one stood up to cater to them and that they were alone and helpless. It was better to die than to live. They didn't want to taste whether Gong Shuwu's two fingers were hard or their necks were hard. …

Chu Yao said: "Then Wu Lang went to the east kitchen to help, but the food storage was not enough. Qi Shan didn't know how many days he would have to stay in Xiaocheng."

Become a big pie!

This is Shen Tang's strength.

She was responsible for transforming the pie into a cake, and Lin Feng was responsible for putting the conjured pie into a clean bamboo basket, neatly stacking them, and counting the numbers. When he saw this stunt for the first time, Lin Feng was really surprised for a long time: "Wen Xinyan Can the spirit also conjure food?"

Shen Tang became half hungry, stuffed the big cake in his hand into his mouth, and said vaguely while holding it in his mouth: "Yes, it is possible, but one word is enough for one big cake. There is no problem in supplying dozens or hundreds of people, and then Too much is not enough. Not to mention the consumption of literary energy, just reciting words and spirit can make my throat burn."

As Qishan said, it's tasteless.

Lin Feng said: "But it will be good if you can eat enough."

In times of famine, there is not enough grass roots and tree bark to divide. When you are so hungry, you can even stuff mud into your mouth, or eat it by exchanging seeds.

This husband of mine is really amazing.

Shen Tang laughed and said, "I think so too."

A bamboo basket can hold about fifty flatbreads.

Lin Feng checked it out and found no problem. He covered the bamboo basket with a layer of clean rough white gauze to prevent dust and sent it to the East Kitchen. Cut these cakes into pieces and mix them into the soup to make cake soup. Since there was no food, the cook prepared Substitute green plum pulp...

No matter how it tastes, it is better than clear soup with little water. She said: "I don't know if there are wild boars in the mountains. If I catch a few piglets and raise them back, won't they have meat to eat when they grow up? They can also make oil."

Drinking the slightly sour cake soup, Shen Tang suddenly thought of pigs, and from pigs she thought of braised pork ribs, braised pig's trotters, sweet and sour pork loin, braised pork with pickles... a series of dishes. She licked her lips with greed, and was The food I imagined made me salivate.

If there are none of these...

She remembered that the lard bibimbap tasted pretty good.

Lin Feng said: "Boar? I heard it tastes very fishy..."

She heard from the servants at home that it was only eaten by ordinary poor people. Even if they had a little money, they would not choose it. Sheep, chicken, and dog were better than hogs. It was said that their meat had an indescribable fishy smell. The oil also has an odor.

Lin Feng has never eaten it since he was so old.

No, none of the servants serving her would eat it.

As soon as she finished speaking, she remembered her current situation. Even if she wanted to taste pork, she might not be qualified, so she remained silent. Shen Tang thoughtfully changed the topic: "But I heard that the smell of pork is because it is not castrated. If they are castrated, After they are dropped and raised, the taste will be very, very fragrant.”

Lin Feng asked again: "How long will it take to feed it?"

"How many months should it be maintained after castration?"

Shen Tang is not sure.

"How many months is it?" Lin Feng was very serious.

"I don't know, I'll find out if I have the chance to raise him."

Lin Feng: "How big can you grow in such a short time?"

Shen Tang thoughtfully said: "I heard that castrated pigs are very lazy. There is no stimulation of sex hormones. They don't like to move or fight. If they are lazy and immobile all day long, won't they quickly gain weight?"

Well, actually people are the same.

Lin Feng was curious: "Where did Mr. Lang hear these principles?"

If pig meat is raised according to this method and the taste is no longer fishy, ​​it will be very popular among the people. This can be regarded as a family secret. Without close friendship, how can you easily tell others?

How could Lang Jun deal with such a person?

Shen Tang didn't know where she heard it. Anyway, it wasn't the point. The point was that she just knew.

I'm going to catch some piglets. I think in a few months, braised pork ribs, braised pig's trotters, sweet and sour pork loin, braised pork with pickled vegetables...

There is hope that everything will be served on her table!

As long as he said yes, Shen Tang was going to try his luck in the afternoon.

After taking a sip of cake soup, she said quickly: "Oh, oh, also, pigs cannot be kept next to the toilet pit. The pigs and the toilet pit must be separated... It seems to be to prevent some insect disease? What insect disease is coming? Let me think about it, yes! Yes! Tapeworms!”

Lin Feng: "What is tapeworm disease?"

Shen Tang: "The disease causes tapeworms to grow on the body."

"...Then why do pigs eat human feces?"

Shen Tang guessed: "Probably to save feed? However, this kind of breeding is not very hygienic. If pigs eat the eggs in human feces, they will produce cysticerci. If the pigs are eaten by people, they will grow very long. The white worms are so long, so scary!”

Boars that grew up eating human excrement are then introduced into the human population, and rounded up, people eat human excrement? Lin Feng looked at the cake soup in the bowl, his face changed again and again, his throat rolled, as if the tip of his nose had smelled a strange smell.

Lin Feng reluctantly suppressed his surprise: "How scary is it?"

Shen Tang gestured with his hands: "Let me think about it, have you ever seen a Quju? That thing looks similar to a Quju, and is thinner than a Quju. The shortest one is just one knuckle, and the longest one is five or six feet long. It's so long. Things grow in your body, crawling everywhere, from your internal organs to your neck, throat, and finally to your brain..."

Lin Fengguang's face turned pale just thinking about it.

Exclaimed "Ah"!

Chu Yao and Gong Shuwu had no choice but to stop their chopsticks.

"Goro..."

You eat without talking. Can you not talk while eating?

Can you speak without saying something so disgusting?

------Digression-----

Shen Tang: No |?ω?`)

PS: I remember when I was in college, there was an illustration of Taenia solium tapeworm, but it is rare to see such cases now. I vaguely remember that I had to take medicine to pull it out. If it is not pulled out cleanly, the remaining parts will grow back. Come on. This kind of Taenia solium tapeworm will fall off section by section and crawl out of the gang door, and it will move... I remember during my internship, when I was rotating in the department, I heard that a patient had this disease. It was like looking at a rare national treasure in a zoo.


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