Chapter 1208 1208: The eighth year of Yuan Huang (Part 1) [Please vote for me]
Qi Shan and others are well aware of Shen Tang's love for Gong Xiqiu's body. At that time, they even thought about twisting off people's heads and putting their own heads on them. Now just pinching the chest is considered civilized. However, among these people, Tan Tan is obviously not included. Tinghe Hexin and others.
Tan Ting knew that Qi Shan had such a method, but he was not surprised that Shen Tang could turn into another man. What really surprised him was Shen Tang's action! The whole place was silent! The chess piece in Li Wan's hand fell on the chessboard with a snap. The crisp sound woke everyone up.
Qishan: "..."
Qin Li chose to close his eyes, out of sight.
Shen Tang said: "What's wrong with you?"
Li Wan hesitated: "My lord, you are so... frivolous..."
It's not right to say that Gong Xiqiu is frivolous. His face is a one-to-one replica of the high priest Jimo Qiu. This body is also the master's own, but it's just an "illusion" created by Gong Xiqiu. Even if he pinches his chest muscles, he can't. It is the Lord himself and not Gong Xiqiu, so it cannot be said to be frivolous. But this move somewhat shatters the illusion.
Shen Tang knew what she was going to say.
"How can this be considered frivolous?"
She lowered her head and looked at the perfect figure that had been transformed from loose women's clothes into tight-fitting clothes. She exerted a little force to make her muscle contours clearer and proudly showed off, "To say the least, even if it is frivolous, three hundred and sixty-five days a year, let's What’s wrong with me playing all day?”
His grand speech immediately stunned the entire audience.
When Li Wan heard this, he actually felt that it was a bit unreasonable.
The rumors within the Gongxi Qiu Conservation Association are indeed true——
Your Majesty truly appreciates Gong Xiqiu.
Ask her why she knew about the internal rumors?
Naturally, it was because Li Wan was also a member of the Gongxi Chou Conservation Association. Although she joined for the benefit of the association at the beginning, after getting to know Gongxi Chou carefully, she found that it was not unreasonable for so many people to praise him, and he was indeed very good to some people. Appetite. After so many years, Li Wan can be regarded as half a fan of Gong Xiqiu, but Gong Xichou has not seen the beginning or end of the dragon in recent years. Before the Battle of Zhenguo, Li Wan's impression of Gong Xiqiu was limited to portraits on paper. .The battle of Zhenguo ended, and I was shocked by his absolute strength.
For half an idol, I admire and fear him at the same time.
But the Lord in front of me is different.
Shen Tang said: "You don't want to touch such a body?"
She wanted to make it her own back then.
People should be bolder, what if their dreams come true?
Li Wan was confused by this question. As a minister, she could not lie to her lord, so she could only say: "I really want to."
Who wouldn’t want to touch the body of Kang Guo’s top military general?
Shen Tang said confidently: "Then I touched it. Is it wrong?"
Li Wan: "..."
Qi Shan raised his foot and kicked Qin Li secretly, his eyes crazy hinting - the Minister of Rites, who has always been dignified and observant of etiquette, had no clue when faced with the Lord's behavior of being a hooligan in broad daylight?
Qin Li's response was to step on his instep and deliberately crush him with force - the Lord used Brother Gong Xiqiu's face and body to act like a hooligan in public. Isn't this the convenience provided by Qishan? Why don't you ask if you are trying to shield others? What did you do wrong?
Qishan's face turned blue in pain.
He lowered his voice and threatened: "Qin——Gong——su!"
"I'm not deaf, but you'd better shut up."
Don't force him to slap people on his happiest day!
Others looked at the sky and the earth but did not dare to look at Shen Tang. They were afraid that watching too much would affect the image of the Lord as tall, mighty, wise and mighty in their hearts. Anyway, the living ministers were not here, so no one would write this down. On paper, it is for posterity to review, so you can do whatever you like. Shen Tang curled his lips and had a pleasant conversation with the wife of He Xin/He Shu. She made it clear that Shen Tang's aesthetics were indeed advanced, and such a fit body was indeed worthy of admiration. .
If I didn't have some handy tools, I would really like to paint a picture.
Shen Tang bit the snack: "There will be a chance."
Completely ignoring Brother He Shu's slightly disapproving look.
[Another Spring] is indeed a well-known entertainment club. It has a lot of tricks. Each courtyard has its own theme. It is said that there are more than 30 kinds. Each themed courtyard also has special programs. In addition to regular singing and dancing, there are also markets It is a popular storybook that is quite popular. Shen Tang wants to join, but her red envelopes have not been sent out yet. As the main character, she cannot favor one over the other.
"I'll finish delivering it first and then come back."
Chu Yao was naturally worried and had to keep up.
Prayer: "Come back early after your busy work. There are five sheep today."
Five sheep were hanging in front, and they were wearing new skins. Shen Tang felt that the civil and military energy was flowing more smoothly. He waved his hand without looking back to show that he had remembered it. He jumped and disappeared outside the courtyard wall. Go straight to the nearest one nearby.
Along the way, many people mistook her for Gong Xiqiu.
She said "General Gongxi", and some were even bolder. They chased her for several streets and asked Shen Tang for an autograph. Shen Tang was pressed for time and only had time to agree to one of them. Look at the carbon strip he handed over. Question: "Where to sign?"
The young man who claimed to be a senior member of the Gongxi Qiu Conservation Association looked excited. He turned his back to Shen Tang and tore open his clothes, revealing his not so thin back. Shen Tang wished he could withdraw a chat record: "Isn't it inappropriate for you to turn your back to me? good?"
The young man said: "Don't be afraid, you won't take advantage of others' danger!"
A warrior would not easily turn his back to a stranger, let alone show his weakness to others, but idols are different. Gong Xiqiu's strength is undeniable and tyrannical. If an idol has ill intentions towards him, the result will be the same regardless of the front or back. He will meet the King of Hell in a matter of seconds. !
Shen Tang swallowed the words on the tip of his tongue back into his stomach.
"Okay - you are so cute as a fan." He said with a innocence that has not been beaten by the dangers of society, "What are you signing?"
The young man clenched his fists, feeling passionate and hit twice.
"Invincible!"
"What can the enemy do to me?"
Shen Tang: "..."
The carbon strips given by the boy were not real carbon strips, but "sticks" made from the juice extracted from a special plant. It was inconvenient for writing, but it could leave color on the skin. If it is not washed with other plants, the color can be maintained. For a long time, tattoos that were popular among hot-blooded young people in Kangguo mostly used this raw material.
"You are quite arrogant——"
Shen Tang smiled and also wrote the eight characters for him.
Seeing the young man running away screaming in excitement, she felt a little happier. Although the world was not stable yet, Shen Tang's inner sense of accomplishment for being able to raise such a pure and passionate young generation in a small space was beyond words. Described as: after running a lap to save money, in addition to those who want to reunite with their families or have long-standing appointments, other singles have asked to join "Another Spring".
I pray that Yuanliang will pay for it and it will not go to waste.
The night had just darkened, and lanterns were lit everywhere in Fengluo, the capital of the country. The lights were as bright as day. [Another spring] There was also a faint aroma of barbecue coming from the courtyard. A sheep had already been put on the grill. When Shen Tang came, it happened to be You can get a piece of fragrant and tender lamb leg.
The fat of the tender lamb leg meat is mixed with the secret sauce to bring out the most delicious flavor. The outer skin is slightly crispy and the skin is tender and soft. When you take a bite, the juice will overflow, and the color, flavor and flavor are all available!
“Hot—Siha, this bite is so satisfying!”
Except for Shen Tang and a few military generals who had a slightly wild eating style, everyone else was very gentle. They sliced the meat with a knife, took one bite, chewed slowly, and took their time. They ate carefully and slowly, making the others look like starving ghosts. reincarnation.
That alone doesn't make much sense.
I don’t know who suggested a competition.
It's boring to throw pots and shoot arrows. Let's not talk about warriors here. Even literary scholars are good at the six arts of the gentleman, and they can't compete with each other. Simply open a sand table battlefield, and the two sides will build a "different space" with literary minds and martial arts as the core. ”.
Bai Su said: "This is meaningless."
Except for the two parties involved in the war, no one else can see the screen.
Qi Shan clapped his hands: "What's so difficult about this?"
【Another Spring】Business is good for a reason.
As a business veteran, Xu Jie knows very well that in order for a business to become bigger and stronger, it must have one or more unique assets that cannot/are difficult to copy by others. If it cannot be replaced, the business can last for a long time! Shen Tang has all kinds of whimsical ideas Gave him a lot of inspiration.
For example, she mentioned "television" more than once.
The sandbox between military officers and scribes is a simulated war space, where they play against each other. If the scenes inside can be moved outside so that outsiders can watch the battle, wouldn't it be more playable and interesting?
It can also stimulate the competitive spirit of scholars and warriors.
In the end, Xu Jie really thought of a way to save the country.
Shen Tang felt amazing when he heard this.
"This is interesting!"
For the sake of fairness, we drew lots to form a team and agreed on a warning line to suppress the strength to ensure that the gap between the two sides would not be too large and the outcome would be determined by a hundred moves. When Shen Tang saw the number he had drawn, hehehe said: "Come on, who is Ding? Start a team fight!"
Shen Tang’s teammates——
None, the number of people playing the game is odd.
Shen Tang: "...It's okay, I can do one against two!"
The opponent drawn——
Baek So and Lee Wan team up.
Kang Shi pointed: "My Lord, I don't have much advantage."
Because they agreed that a hundred moves would determine the outcome, both parties tacitly agreed to skip the testing phase and use the ultimate move. Bai Su also summoned his own valor totem, which was huge and could slap people with its tail and spit water jets at them. A black and white creature. As soon as it appeared, it used its size to rush into Shen Tang's middle military formation, and it was so powerful that it could break a bamboo!
Shen Tang glanced silently.
Draw up 60% of the martial energy, perform the formula and recite the spirit.
"Ande Yitian Sword——"
Suddenly, there seemed to be an invisible big hand stirring up the wind and clouds above the virtual city. The strong wind gradually gathered into a giant long sword. The blade pointed straight to the sky, and the infinite sword energy was locked on this arrogant killer whale.
There was a hint of cunning in Shen Tang's eyes.
The gesture changed: "Cross the sea and kill the whale!"
The killer whale opened its mouth and chewed the virtual soldier: "..."
Bai Su: "..."
Gu Chi, who was watching the battle, almost laughed out loud.
"Where did you learn the spirit of speech, Master?"
Words and spirits also interact with each other, but it is rare to see them restrain themselves enough to name each other. Bai Su's valor totem is basically the overlord of the sea, and he will definitely be a killer weapon in water battles in the future. However, this killer weapon has not been used yet. To work, first kick the main iron plate.
I always feel that Shaoxuan will be angry from today to the seventh day of the lunar month.
Although the Martial Arts Totem was killed by Shen Tang when he came up, the result was that Shen Tang was eliminated in the first round because Bai Su's teammate was Li Wan, a standard literary scholar. Shen Tang watched his city collapse and was declared defensive by the game commander. The city was still stunned by the failure.
See, when you go out to fight, you still need to bring a milk belt to assist.
That night, all five sheep were sacrificed in everyone's stomach. Finally, as an extra meal, they gathered five Qishan sheep and ate ten sheep in total!
Qishan was angry when he saw the bill.
Everyone is so good at eating, do you think they are eating thieves?
In addition to the valuable sheep, wine and delicacies are also indispensable. In order to reduce expenses, Qi Shan suggested that there be no finished dishes. The party is not just about eating, but also about hands-on entertainment!
Everyone thought so.
Chu Yao took over most of the work, and Shen Tang was eager to try.
"Then - be careful, my lord, don't burn yourself."
Chu Yao never refused Shen Tang's request. He looked at Shen Tang who was busy in front of the stove with eyes full of satisfaction, gratification, pride and reverence throughout the whole process. He gave the opponent a hand on one side.
With Chu Yao watching from the side, Shen Tang's works look pretty good.
"A little confused..."
Come closer and smell it: "But it tastes good."
When Shen Tang came to this world, except for the first month when he came and suffered a little hardship with Qi Shan, every time he ate baked pancakes, Chu Yao took care of his daily life. Especially when it came to eating, Chu Yao basically did all the cooking. After doing all the work, Chu Yao's career improved and the number of times he cooked decreased. Seriously, this was Shen Tang's first serious cooking experience.
"Try them all, try them all!"
This is cooked by the king himself.
Even if it tastes bad, you should still eat it with support.
What's more, Shen Tang followed the process described by Chu Yao, and added a little bit of her own understanding and innovation. Even if the heat control is not so good, it will not taste bad.
Then--
Qian Yong recalled that the New Year was particularly quiet that year.
The most noisy king seemed to have done something wrong, but he actually stayed calm for many days. What happened in "Another Spring" was unknown for a while. Until around the Flower Festival, the Yushitai prayed for good deeds again.
The crime was that Qi Shan poisoned them and made them mute.
This accusation once shocked both the government and the public.
Poison?
To make people mute?
This was actually done by Zhongshu Ling?
No, no matter how serious the conflict between Qi Zhongshu and Yushitai is, they just fight each other in private, how can it be escalated to the point of poisoning?
Qi Shan denied it three times: "No, no, I didn't do it!"
The censor, whose best friend was poisoned and mute, was filled with grief and anger.
"Isn't it you?"
It’s a long story. The Flower Festival is also a big day. The royal court arranged a special market to entertain the people. Gu Chi, the imperial censor, played the role of a folk storyteller, attracting many people and officials to come and join in. A close friend was also brought there by the censor. , my best friend went shopping by himself first, and unexpectedly shared a table with Qi Shan. Qi Zhongshu warmly invited him to eat pastries, but the result was - just one, and my best friend became mute.
A close friend fell into the trap, so he prayed for good and deceived several familiar censors.
Gu Chi was telling stories on it.
Sitting below is a table of mute censors.
The mute censor was so angry that he wanted to overturn the table!
However, there were elite security guards around the market, and Qi Shan was secretly playing tricks on them. They were all unable to move. They watched helplessly as Qi Shan used the plate of snacks to deceive more imperial officials.
Qishan said: "No."
He said sincerely: "That stack of snacks is a gift from the emperor."
It will only temporarily make people mute. Once the food is digested, the ability to speak will be restored. The effect is comparable to [Suppression of Speech and Stealth of Voice].
When the censor heard the words "a gift from the emperor", he suddenly looked at the master sitting on the throne. All the officials and ministers were as silent as a cicada.
no--
Did Zhongshu Ling break up with the Lord? The Lord poisoned the mute Qi Zhongshu, and Qi Zhongshu knew that the snacks were poisonous, so he caused trouble and tricked a group of unlucky censors? Was this a warning to the Lord that his evil plans are not easy to mess with? The court of King Kang also started a power struggle between the king and his ministers, right?
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Hehehe, I will fly to Xi'an tomorrow to spend a few days_(:з」∠)_
The Everlasting City of the Tang Dynasty, here I come!