Chapter 1292 1292: Concealing the truth (Part 2) [Please vote]
Just a second ago, what troubles have I not seen in this life?
The next second, it was indeed the first time I saw such a saucy operation.
Zixutang's single-handed operation caused local earthquakes in everyone's pupils, like a goose being strangled by the neck. He couldn't hold back a word for a long time. For a moment, he didn't know whether to first wonder why the Lord collected these things, or first to be shocked that the Lord wanted to use these things.
To achieve great things, whose expansion of territory relies on two suitcases of men's clothes?
He Xin secretly took a deep breath and told himself to calm down.
Hey Haogu, hey Haogu, you are a person who has participated in many fights between officials in the court, so you are well-informed. Don’t make a fuss about everything you see. No matter how shocking and bizarre things are, leave it to Kang Guo and his gang.
All are possible.
If you really can't calm down, you can push your brother out.
The only thing I'm thankful for is that I'm not here.
If the Living Master were here, and someone would record this matter in the Living Notes with a stroke of a pen, and record it in the annals of history, the Lord and the owners of these calf-nosed robes would be "famous in history." Everyone is destined to die, but it cannot be this way.
Just thinking about it makes my eyes darken.
[I have a question, where did so many calf nose robes come from? 】
I pray in my heart that this matter has nothing to do with the Lord.
Having such a group of weird colleagues is something that makes people feel inferior. If the Lord also went crazy and turned into a perverted lover of calf-nosed clothes, even the congratulatory letters could not imagine what future generations of scholars would say when they mentioned the Kang Dynasty.
What a stereotype.
A fan of scuffles at court meetings, beating up colleagues around him, a pioneer in the tactics of calf-nosing, the monarch and his ministers are more difficult to control than a New Year pig when they go crazy...
Fortunately, God heard the blessings in the congratulatory letter.
Shen Tang said: [Before brothers Gongxi Qiu and Shaochong returned to Kang State, they worked as rangers in the central part of the country for a period of time. These calf-nosed robes were all trophies they won in various challenges. I did not expect to send them at this time.
It comes in handy. It seems strange that the ranger circle in the Central Continent actually has such a strong taste rule. However, I carefully understood the story behind it and found that this rule is quite humane. The original intention was to use a calf-nosed robe as the head.】
It is indeed the central area where aristocratic families are popular!
Even the rangers were so polite when fighting.
When the congratulatory letter heard the words, his expression changed and he was replaced by admiration: [Is this the first thing to do? It is a kind and thoughtful idea! It is not easy for a warrior to practice. If he loses his life due to a meaningless private fight, it will make his blood relatives heartache, and he will be unfilial to his parents.
He is unjust to his wife in the middle, and unkind to his children in the lower circles... Using a calf-shaped robe as his head is indeed the best of both worlds.】
Even if a man dies, he deserves to die worthy.
Dying in a vicious fight is obviously the most worthless way to die.
Shen Tang also agreed with the words of the congratulatory letter: [There are some dregs in the central continent that I don’t agree with, but this ranger rule is good.]
You can consider introducing the ranger circle in Kang State.
Rangers show no sense of restraint in their ferocious fights, often hitting them on the head. If one party cannot hold back its strength, it may cause a murder, which has a very serious negative impact on social security. The ranger group is a mixed bag, and some are relatively powerful.
If a brave warrior commits a murder, he will wander around, which not only affects public security, but also affects the government's local governance.
Shen Tang currently has no way to completely eliminate it.
Seize prohibited weapons?
How to collect this!
At most, it would restrict ordinary rangers, but those brave warriors would not work. As long as they have martial spirit, they can create various weapons. The ranger rules in the central continent inspired her. She might be able to find another way, first Start by standardizing the rules of competition and restricting the occasions for competition. A brave warrior is naturally aggressive. Instead of being violent and suppressing, it is better to be cautious and good-tempered?
The letter of congratulations also thought of this.
He took out a palm-sized letter from his sleeve, and took out a charcoal pen to urgently add a note on it, preparing to submit it to the court if there was a chance. The operation of the congratulatory letter made Gu De and Gu De stunned. , but I couldn’t help but feel awe in my heart.
Who can be a bad person if he always keeps official business in mind?
They will also feel relieved to have such colleagues to work with in the future.
[My lord is going to use these calf-nosed robes...] Xia Houyu always felt very embarrassed and awkward when he said this, but his lord's face was serious and business-like, which made him seem coquettish, [...using this token to recruit them. Owner?】
【This is roughly the plan.】
The winner is the king and the loser is the bandit.
Xia Houyu said worriedly: [What if they become angry from shame?]
There are also some deadbeats.
Shen Tang said: [There is no need to worry, they should not be so thick-skinned. I heard Gong Xiqiu said that he was looking for his eldest brother Jimo Qiu, but the brothers often missed him because of the tricks of fate. The only clue is that his eldest brother was Shao Chong and his companions challenged the strong men from all over the world, and Gong Xi Qiu chased them all the way. Many targets were kicked out by their brothers.】
That is to say——
Many of the defeated men lost two calf-nosed robes.
One calf nose skirt is equivalent to one life.
If you can live without paying for one life, how can you still live without paying for two lives?
The courageous warriors are relatively loyal and honest. As long as Shen Tang shows his token, they are willing to help Shen Tang fight a few times even if they are not willing to bring his family to seek refuge. The most important thing is that they are willing to come over! , Shen Tang is absolutely sure to retain their people and capture their hearts! Everything is only difficult at the beginning!
Xia Houyu:【……】
Suddenly, he actually felt sorry for these defeated people.
When they thought about how much profit these calfs would bring in the future and solve their urgent needs, they would no longer be simple calfs. Several people copied the names on the calfs and compiled them into a roster. The more Xiahou Yu copied it, the more frightened he became! The characters on the robe are not ordinary people!
Several of them were familiar to him.
Shen Tang was not surprised by this: [This is normal. Gongxi Qiu has an arrogant personality and likes to play high-end games. He doesn't like to blow up fish ponds, unless it is official business. In private fighting, it is better to choose stronger ones, rough skin and thick flesh, casually You don’t have to worry about killing people when you ravage them.】
Those who are too weak will be reincarnated after a few slaps.
At that time, Jimo Qiu had to be familiar with the strength of the fusion of [Daigo Enlightenment], and he also tried his best to choose opponents whose strength was close to or stronger than his own, and relied on pressure to stimulate his own potential. The two brothers' minds were unexpectedly in harmony, which saved Shen Tang a lot. thing.
What's even more ingenious is that they challenged their opponents as rangers. There was no faction affiliation, and the outcome was pure.
If a Kang general were to challenge the same opponent, and it involved a power struggle, the loser might rather commit suicide than admit defeat. It's okay to lose to an individual, but it's not okay to lose to a hostile force!
Shen Tang took the list and went to visit.
The invitation to visit is a calf-nosed skirt.
Adhering to the principle of proximity, Shen Tang's first target was a county marquis, whose farmland was next door. I heard that the county marquis next door tried his best to squeeze local tenants in order to support his private tribe, but he also gave as much as possible. They have certain protection.
Overall, life is barely manageable.
Shen Tang was originally planning to annex this place.
I didn't expect him to be on the list, so I don't have to worry.
After so many years, looking at the calf with his name written on it, dark memories of the past flooded into his mind, and he felt like his sky was about to collapse. No wonder he had no harvest from hunting today, and bad luck was waiting for him here? He He clutched the corner of the calf's nose tightly, his face switched back and forth between black and white, blue and red, and his eyes were red and slightly misty.
The unbearable memories suffocated him.
【Who sent it?】
【It’s a strange female queen.】
[Female? Female? Are you sure it’s not a male? 】
The county prince felt that he was alive again. He managed to calm down and ordered people to invite the female queen: [Remember, be respectful!]
He doesn't want to lose his third crotch!
[I don’t know why the queen came to the door with her token?]
With the handle in other people's hands, the magistrate did not dare to show off. In order to be as approachable as possible, he had to hold his voice and speak softly, for fear of irritating Shen Tang and provoking a little beast that would be stabbed a thousand times.
Shen Tang said: [Of course I have something to ask for.]
The county prince was surprised when he heard this: [Can I ask for anything?]
He raised his eyebrows in his heart, and a joy flowed quietly. Could it be that the little beast that took away his calf's nose has died?
If so, you may be able to default on your debt.
His eyes fell on the calf's nose, but he was thinking about destroying the body and eradicating the traces. Shen Tang didn't care what he was thinking: "This thing was given to me by a close friend. He has something to do now and can't get away from it, so he gave it to me." Give me the gift, saying that it can solve the urgent need. It is the initial stage now, and the tent is short of manpower. I would like to invite the county marquis...]
The county prince heard this and laughed sarcastically: [If your close friend comes in person, I may be able to give you some face, but why do you do that? 】
No one can make him admit defeat with a calf-nosed robe!
Shen Tang said: [The county prince doesn’t want to recognize him?]
The county prince laughed and said: "It's the same knife. A thirty-year-old man holds a knife and a three-year-old child drags the knife. Which one is the female monarch afraid of?"
A token, he recognizes it.
He doesn’t recognize the person!
Want to use tokens to gain benefits?
It is better to let the real owner of the token come and say it in person.
Shen Tang: [The county magistrate thinks I am a three-year-old child?]
The county lord hummed a tune with the tip of his nose.
He didn't say anything, but it seemed like he had said everything.
Shen Tang was mentally prepared for this scene. She stood up slowly and looked down at the county prince a few steps away: [Please enlighten me!]
When the county prince heard these four words, he became furious.
[You, a mere prostitute, dare to say this to me? 】
Shen Tang raised his eyebrows: [This is not just me.]
The county prince sneered again and again: "What if you lose?"
Shen Tang said: [What if I give you the waistband?]
[Why do I need your sash? I need you as a person! Even with my current family background, I don’t think it’s an insult to you!]
After the painful loss of the third calf noseband——
He couldn't help crying in his arms.
How could I, a mere county magistrate, deserve to have four little beasts take turns snatching my calf? This is simply too much!
Shen Tang looked at the neatly folded, brand-new silk calves with longan-sized snow-white pearls sewn on them, and asked questions.
[Would it be uncomfortable to use silk as underwear?]
It's not absorbent at all, and cotton is more skin-friendly.
Also, who knows how to sew a string of pearls on the calf's nose?
Looking at the position of the pearl, Shen Tang had a strange expression.
[Xian Hou, have you really never used this before? 】
The magistrate's humiliated expression almost made him cry.
【This, this is custom!】
Since that year, the perverted custom of wearing a calf-nosed robe as the head of the family has emerged. Although the county prince has never failed, he still has the intention of being just in case.
Someone was sent by someone to prepare a brand new one.
To show off his status, he followed suit and sewed a string of pearls.
This calf-nosed garment is not intended to be lost to anyone. It exists to warn himself that he cannot endure the same humiliation a third time! Looking at this calf-nosed garment every day, he works hard to become stronger and practice hard. In the past few years, The progress is indeed much greater than before.
It's a pity that I still hit the wall.
Shen Tang nodded and followed the local customs.
After defeating the opponent, she asked someone to take out the second piece of trousers with the name of the county prince on it. The county prince's buttocks seemed to have been shocked and he stood up, staring at the second piece with a pair of tiger eyes. Thoughts flashed through: [What is the relationship between these people and you?]
Why are both items in this person’s hands?
Shen Tang said: [Of course, they are my ministers.]
The expression on the county prince's face at this moment was so wonderful that it finally froze in blankness. He closed his eyes and exhaled as if risking his life, and said: "That's all, I didn't expect these people to be impressed by you. You can't treat them as colleagues." Considered buried.】
Now it was Shen Tang's turn to be surprised.
Her original intention was to have someone give her a part-time job.
From what he said, he was preparing to work for a long time.
With just one fight, you can recruit the other party into your employ, and you will also gain a lot of money from his local business. This is a lot of money!
[However - this token -]
As the county prince spoke, he began to hesitate.
To show his sincerity, Shen Tang returned the three items: "God knows this, you know it, I know it, and no one else will know about it."
The county magistrate said firmly: "I am not a person who cannot afford to lose."
After a while: [What is the strength of Wei Xia Qiu now?]
His lifelong wish is to regain his position one day.
Not only should Xia Qiu and Jimo Qiu be blamed for their calf-nosed robes, but they should also be blamed for taking them off on the spot, so that they could avenge their previous shame!
Shen Tang: [Eighteenth-level concubine chief.]
County Marquis: [……]
Shen Tang seemed to hear the sound of the spout opening.
Shen Tang gave him ten days to pack things and arrange people, and he rushed to the next house non-stop. Not everyone needed to fight like the county princes, some had a bold temper and directly agreed to help for a while, and then returned to freedom. To redeem their tokens, some are grumpy and gloomy and want to kill people and silence them.
Regarding the latter, Shen Tang would not give him any face.
[My good friend wants to hold a sect-establishing conference, choose a good and auspicious day, and invite relatives, friends and old friends from all walks of life. At the conference, it is inevitable to recall past achievements...] Think about a group of respectable people gathered together to appreciate and bring their own handwriting Those who sign and have tiger seals may be acquaintances or enemies of the original owner of the Tubibi.
【You are despicable and shameless!】
Human beings are destined to die, but they cannot die socially.
Shen Tang relied on fancy means to quickly make up for the shortcomings of the generals.
Some of the original owners of these Dubiqi have died, some have gone far away, and some are missing, but the rest are enough for Shen Tang to use. She also expressed emotion for this: [The generals carefully selected by Brother Jimoqiu are indeed very good. You can get it.]
At that time, the two brothers only challenged brave warriors who were in the 13th level or above. A few years later, these people's cultivation has also improved to a certain extent. In terms of overall average quality, it is even better than the Kangguo military general team! The quality has kept up. Still worried about quantity?
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Although there are no very strong warriors on Zixu's side, there are more than ten or twenty unlucky guys with an average of thirteen or more.