135: Not responsible for after-sales service [please vote]
"Let me show you something!"
Shen Tang almost blurted out these words.
Qishan took a step back and asked warily: "What are you looking at?"
Shen Tang stopped pulling on his belt and tied the bow back on the belt in Qishan's confused eyes. He actually saw a bit of embarrassment on the face of the always "shameless" Mr. Shen Xiaolang, and his earlobes were even more... It was so red that it bled.
"Yuan Liang, please stop talking. Stop, stand there and don't move. I'm fine. You just think I was kicked in the brain by a motorcycle." After realizing what he said, Shen Tang covered his forehead with a headache. He raised his hand to stop Qi Shan from stepping forward, and said, "It's all thanks to you guys. You keep shouting 'Little Prince', 'Little Prince' all day long, which makes me really think that I have such a part." "
Qi Shan raised his eyebrows: "What exactly do you want to do?"
Shen Tang: "I wanted to take off my shirt at first."
Qishan's eyes twitched, and he said patiently: "You are more exposed, why are you taking off your clothes for no reason? Are you not afraid of catching the cold?"
Shen Tang patted his thigh and echoed: "So I changed my mind in a flash and didn't plan to take it off! Who told me that my body is full of 11 or 2, and what should be developed has not yet developed. Even if I take off my shirt, I guess Li Li's upper body They all look more like a woman than me!"
To be honest, the poisonous spider's body is not unreasonable. Those muscles, that figure, and the undulations of the muscles have a unique sense of beauty.
On the other hand, Shen Tang——
There are really no ups and downs at all.
You won’t attract onlookers even if you go out shirtless.
Maybe some people will say - "I have no chest muscles and abdominal muscles, my ribs are visible, I have a ribbed figure, but I have the nerve to show it off."
"So I had to stop paying attention and take off my pants."
"If Mr. Shen wants to pay homage, he can choose a place of his own." The more Qishan listened, the darker his face became. He turned around and was about to leave. Experience told him that Mr. Shen started talking nonsense again - this young man can't go anywhere. Not bad, but it's a pity that he has a mouth.
"Yuanliang, please don't leave yet. I really intend to be honest with you... Bah, if I confess everything, if I miss this village, I won't have this shop." Shen Tang stretched out his hand to stop Qi Shan, who turned around without mercy. In the end, it was her. A word of inspiration successfully stopped this woman in her tracks, and she said, "I didn't even tell Wu Hui, and even he didn't know the secret. Don't you want to know?"
For the sake of "a secret that even Chu Wuhui didn't know", Qi Shan was willing to be patient and listen to Shen Tang's nonsense.
He said: "Say it!"
Shen Tang said: "Then let me continue - I was just about to take off my pants, and when you asked me, I suddenly remembered a very terrible thing - there are differences between men and women. Although I am still young, But there is a saying in the Book of Rites that 'seven-year-olds do not sit on the same table'. I am already eleven or twelve years old. If I really want to do this, am I considered a gangster? Fortunately, I stopped in time and the crime was stopped."
After hearing this, Qi Shan smiled coldly.
"What does Mr. Shen Xiaolang want to express?"
"Express my gender!"
Qi Shan sneered: "Is this what you want to say?"
"Uh...yeah."
Qi Shan rolled his eyes impatiently: "It's more revealing. Mr. Shen, please go back to sleep early and stop dreaming."
Shen Tang's head was buzzing at his reaction, and his expression was blank - no, she was so honest, why didn't she still refuse to believe it? Qishan took a step forward, and Shen Tang trotted to keep up, shouting in dissatisfaction. Said: "What is 'dreaming'?"
He has to wait a few years for this body to have signs of pregnancy or for the development of secondary sexual characteristics to be obvious before he will believe that she is a woman?
"Is it so difficult to believe that I am a woman???"
Qi Shan speaks out.
"It's difficult, it's harder than climbing to the sky."
Ask yourself, Zhai Le looks more like a boudoir daughter than Shen Xiaolangjun. If Shen Xiaolangjun can bother less with the black-faced man in the pig pen, maybe this funny nonsense will have some credibility.
Shen Tang: "..."
She has never suffered such a great injustice in her life!
Sleeping on the couch, Shen Tang was tossing and turning like Zhang Jianbing, unable to fall asleep. He couldn't help but sit up and knocked on Chu Yao's door. Chu Yao had a light sleep and woke up soon and opened the door. He originally I thought it was Lin Feng, but I thought the time was wrong.
At first glance, it turned out to be Goro.
"Goro, come in, but you have a nightmare?"
Seeing the fine sweat on Shen Tang's forehead, he thought he was frightened by a nightmare because he was young, so he got up and poured Shen Tang a glass of water.
Shen Tang gulped down the tea, and her anger subsided slightly. She believed that there are still normal people in this world: "Wuhui, I'm telling you something, don't be afraid!"
Qi Shan, who was still asleep next door, heard the noise and snorted coldly.
Chu Yao said with a smile: "Yao won't be afraid."
He became more and more convinced that Shen Tang had a nightmare. If it weren't for the lack of sugar, he would have given Wu Lang two pills to try, which would calm the children's cries at night.
Shen Tang asked seriously: "Do you believe I am a woman?"
Chu Yao was stunned for a moment, then seemed to understand something, and comforted him with a gentle voice: "Wulang, those are all nightmares, fake, not real."
He guessed that the content of the nightmare must be related to the silkworm chamber and castration. As the saying goes, "Think about it every day and dream about it at night." Wulang kept thinking about castrating the piglets the next day, and thinking about it, it was possible that he dreamed about himself. .So he comforted me again.
"..." Shen Tang.
"Puch -" Qishan next door couldn't help laughing.
Shen Tang: "..."
She now wants to strangle Qi Bushan next door to death!
"Wuhui, you don't believe it?"
Seeing that Shen Tang's expression changed from his usual expression, his eyebrows were serious and his attitude was solemn, Chu Yao felt that something in his head was touched, with a vague premonition of something ominous, and he couldn't help but become more serious.
"Goro, you had a nightmare."
It's not that Chu Yao has any gender discrimination - in fact, in this world, because of the literary mind and courage, strength and weakness are the first criteria. The literary mind and courage are always "t0", which discriminates against all monsters and monsters, followed by men and women. , region, race.
As a veteran who has been in the market and is accustomed to seeing all kinds of life, Chu Yao has become very "down-to-earth" after more than ten years of wandering. However, "down-to-earth" is not "down-to-earth". There is really no such thing as Wu Lang in the world. girl...
List the things Goro has done...
Haha, who believes it???
Seeing that Shen Tang was not in a good mood, he suggested tactfully: "If Wu Lang is a good girl, can I ask my mother-in-law who is good at women to cut two pieces tomorrow?"
You can also buy powder.
This is nothing!
Shen Tang covered his face with his hands, feeling that even if he jumped into the Yellow River, he would not be able to escape: "Since you and Yuan Liang don't believe it, I won't force it. But I've said something ugly up front. If you two really find out that I am a woman in the future, don't do it. Cry to me...I am not responsible for after-sales service! Gender issues cannot be changed with current technology."
After finally sending away Wu Lang, who was suspected of being a "nightmare" and messing around with him, Chu Yao looked back and felt that something was wrong.
He knocked on the next door.
Said: "Do you believe it?"
The person in the room asked back: "Do you believe it?"
The two people inside and outside the house fell into a strange silence.
The answer from the two of them was naturally disbelief.
Can--
Chu Yao: "If it's true, what should we do?"
"What are you going to do?"
Thinking of the way of the scribes that had supported me for so many years and the only time I had launched it, I just felt that it was difficult to get off the tiger, and I sighed softly.
"This is destiny and cannot be changed."
Qishan sneered: "If you can't change, I can change?"
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Xiaofang slept deeply and did not come out to disturb her.
Ladder list: Strong and weak list, T0 is the strongest, this article will just be regarded as the top of the contempt chain pyramid.