There seemed to be three big question marks popping up in his head.
Shen Tang choked up when asked.
I don’t know how to explain that this is a joke?
Seeing Kang Shi's serious look on his face asking for advice, Shen Tang suddenly felt a little more serious and started talking nonsense with his eyes open.
"This proverb originated from my hometown. It means that when you see someone or something, you think he/it is very cute and want to take it home, so you ask the other person what color sack he likes. Use the sack that the other person likes to take home. Express your love."
When Kang Shi heard this, his expression showed some disapproval.
“Taking without asking is considered stealing!”
Shen Tang: "..."
Kang Shi continued: "Dead objects taken with sacks are regarded as stolen; living people tied with sacks are considered for sale. Human beings are sold for sale and illegally imprisoned... This, this, such abominable villain's behavior, how can Can it be said to be an expression of affection? It’s really ridiculous!”
The key to the problem is that the person being asked is Qishan.
He said he couldn't understand and was shocked.
Facing Kang Shi's heartbroken look, Shen Tang changed his words nonchalantly: "Ah, this...actually has another meaning..."
Kang Shi asked with his eyes what the second meaning was.
Shen Tang's head turned urgently and he blurted out.
"The second meaning is - if you don't like this person, you want to find a deserted corner and put a sack on that person and beat him up. The person who was beaten doesn't know who he was beaten by, so he suffered a dumb loss. Use the sack that the other person likes. To use color to trick him is a bit of a joke... What I mean is..."
Before he finished speaking, he saw from the corner of his eye the two rookies fighting - Qi·Zhan WuZha·Shan and Gu·Zhan WuZha·Chi didn't know when to stop, looking at him with complicated eyes. The former's eyes were faint, with a hint of confusion. A bit dangerous, the latter's eyes were smiling and the corners of his mouth were raised.
As soon as Shen Tang saw Gu Chi smiling like this, he knew that this guy was probably holding something bad in his heart, and he secretly thought, "What the hell!"
as expected--
Gu Chi deliberately raised his voice.
He smiled and said, "Did Mr. Shen ask for Gu?"
Although he had called him lord before and his position was clear, Gu Chi still habitually called him Shen Lang in front of others. He deliberately emphasized the pronunciation of the word "Shen Lang". After he finished speaking, Shen Tang saw Qi Qi. Shan's eyes become more and more subtle...
The desire to survive instantly came online: "No, no, no, although I am asking for Wang Chao, my question is of primary importance!"
She was an innocent fish in a pond, why did she get involved when these two set fire at the city gate? She was thinking that with the temperaments of Gu Chi and Qishan, it would be a matter of time before they were sacked by each other.
Unexpectedly, Kangshi made up for it with a stab.
He looked at the unsheathed sword in Gu Chi's hand with confusion, and then looked at the disgusted expression on Qi Shan's face, and said with a half-smile, "Oh, that's it. I was worried that Yuan Liang and Wang Chao would be at odds with each other before, so I thought that from this To make peace, it seems that I am over-concerned."
Qishan: "..."
Gu Chi: "..."
Shen Tang watched the play with great interest.
Qishan had said more than once before that the sword in his hand was not for decoration. Shen Tang only thought he was bragging. His body was not very thick. How many people could he take on with the sword? In the end, he drew the sword out of its sheath. Good guy, the blade is sharp. , or the swordsmanship on horseback, which is flexible and easy to handle. Gu Chi, who looked like he was suffering from tuberculosis, even more amazed Shen Tang. Drawing the sword to fight was actually not a waste!
Shen Tang watched the excitement and ate the melon.
I don't know what I remembered.
Suddenly he burst into laughter.
Chu Yao, the only one who didn't follow the nonsense, averted his eyes to watch the battle - Qi Shan and Gu Chi's swordsmanship were obviously between the two, and they couldn't hurt each other for a while - seeing Shen Tang show off his appearance, his mood improved by three points: "Wu Lang is Do you remember anything interesting?"
Shen Tang tried to suppress his laughter: "I just suddenly remembered a witticism from my hometown. It had a bit of a taste and was said in an indecent way."
Chu Yao: "..."
Having seen Shen Tang's messy witticisms, he wisely kept silent. He could be called "indecent in speaking", most of which were like shit. However, there was an uninformed newcomer Kang Shi, and he actually followed the question. What a wisecrack.
Shen Tang put his fist to his lips and coughed twice.
"It's nothing. I just praise people for their literary and military abilities."
Kang Shi looked puzzled.
A witticism is a remark, usually divided into two sentences. Shen Tang's answer is obviously the second half, but what about the first half?
Shen Tang said: "Xu Gong came out from under the quilt."
Chu Yao had an expression of "As expected".
Out of Xu Gong???
These words were indeed indecent and tasteful, but Kang Shi was still puzzled: "What does this have to do with being able to be civilized and martial?"
Chu Yao: "..."
Shen Tang: "..."
Before Kang Shi could turn the corner, Qi Shan and Gu Chi had already stopped their hands. It was rare that the two of them had the same stance and the same spirit - go back and break up with Shen Xiaolangjun/Shen Lang's homework! Among them, there is another The emotion of praying for good is the most urgent.
Why is it urgent?
Qi Shan was really worried that one day the wisecracks would come true when put in Shen Tang's mouth! Good guy, think about that ridiculous and terrifying scene. Shen Xiaolangjun wanted to boost the morale of his soldiers and increase their strength, so he opened his mouth in front of the two armies. Let’s say something like “Xu Gong comes out from under the quilt—can hear (literary) and cover (wu)”!
He didn't know whether the enemy would laugh, but he knew that he was so embarrassed and angry that he wanted to crawl into the cracks of the ground! This is absolutely not allowed to happen!
Gu Chi, who heard the entire heartfelt voice: "..."
Qi Yuanliang’s hypothesis is really scary!!!
What's even more frightening is that it seems that, maybe, maybe... it's slightly possible for Shen Tang to happen!!!
Zhao Feng looked at the noisy people and fell into a strange silence of self-doubt - the Qi Shan in front of him and the Qi Shan he knew were completely different. He couldn't understand Mr. ( Qin Li) Why are you so afraid of this person?
Zhao Feng was once an elite person carefully trained by a certain lord of Qi Shan. He also knew that the death of his previous lord was closely related to Qi Shan, and also knew that the latter had a reputation for "evil conspiracy". But he had no friendship with Qi Shan, at least.
We met and exchanged two words.
Not deeply acquainted.
I learned more about it from Qin Li.
Looking at Qi Shan now, he is a very cheerful young man... Is it too much for my husband (Qin Li) to be so afraid of him?
With doubts in mind, Zhao Feng immersed himself in his own affairs.
When night fell, the slowly advancing team stopped again, burying pots and cooking on the spot, and the soldiers fetched water in the direction scouted by the scouts. Zhao Feng and Gong Shuwu arranged patrols and escorts to prepare for possible dangers.
sneak attack.
Speaking of Gong Shuwu——
Zhao Feng admired this person very much.
He could see that the tribes under Gong Shuwu were all miscellaneous, and he estimated that they had not been subdued for a long time, but under Gong Shuwu's training, they were already decent and their discipline was acceptable. Although it had not yet reached the level of prohibition.
, but it can be used barely.
It is important to know that every soldier formed by a brave warrior is carefully selected and trained through years of hard work. The two hundred or so unknown soldiers cannot be compared with their own private army, but their performance
It doesn’t count as stretching the crotch either.
This is quite not easy.
This shows that Gong Shuwu did have a good way of training soldiers, so Zhao Feng went to exchange ideas with him and learned a lot from him, and they became familiar with him after going back and forth.
Soon, Zhao Feng noticed that there was a very eye-catching person among this group of miscellaneous names. His height and physique stood out among the others.
After arranging the trivial matters, Zhao Feng sat down and took a sip of water, but his eyes were firmly fixed on Li Li. His fiery eyes almost penetrated the latter's clothes, and he felt the direction of every inch of texture and the condition of every bone. He had a sharp eye,
How can you not see Lili’s talent?
He said: "This is a good seedling."
I feel itchy and want to poach people.
If Li Li can be recruited and trained well, he will be his most useful right-hand man, and he may be able to take over his position in the future and serve the Lord. Even though Zhao Feng is not old yet, he is already thinking about himself.
It's a matter of funeral.
Gong Shuwu saw that he wanted to poach people.
He said lightly: "It's just a pity."
Zhao Feng was puzzled: "What's a pity?"
Gong Shuwu shook his head and explained: "It's a pity that Li Li is not a brave warrior. Although he is talented and has top-notch skills, he was poor when he was young and had no way to embark on martial arts... It was a waste."
Zhao Feng's fiery heart suddenly extinguished.
Look at Li Li and Gong Shuwu.
His eyes were full of the words "Are you lying to me?" Gong Shuwu said amusedly: "Don't believe it? If you don't believe it, you can invite him over and have a look."
To Zhao Feng's dismay, Li Li was really not a brave warrior.
Just as he was about to sigh, he put his arm around Li Li's wrist and suddenly let out a sigh, attracting the attention of Gong Shuwu on one side. Under Li Li's puzzled gaze, Zhao Feng pinched his wrist and moved it towards Gong Shuwu.
"Brother Banbu, look at his meridians..."
Lili's heart skipped a beat.
How are his meridians?
Although Gong Shuwu was puzzled, he still put his hand up and carefully felt the meridian that Zhao Feng was talking about - feeling the pulse, his face suddenly changed, his eyes widened in shock, and he looked at it intently.
Li Li doesn't know anything.
Li Li was in a panic.
Whether it's good or bad, just give him a shout.
Could it be that he has some incurable disease?
At that moment, Li Li even thought about where to bury himself. His grave must face the direction of his wife...
result--
He understood what "great sorrow and great joy" mean.
Gong Shuwu said with surprise and joy: "It's martial energy..."
These three simple words fell in Lili's ears like thunder on the ground, making his ears buzz.
Dong dong dong——
The heartbeat is strong and powerful.
At this moment, his world fell into silence, and he couldn't hear any sound except the powerful beating of his heart in his chest.
Is it... martial energy?
Does he have martial energy in his meridians?
When did it happen?
Li Li squeezed Gong Shuwu back hard, nervous, excited and timid...all kinds of emotions came to his heart, and his eyes widened until the corners of them almost burst. After a while, he found himself again and asked in disbelief: "You mean -
—Is there martial energy in my meridians?"
Gong Shuwu frowned, and Li Li's heart also tightened.
Zhao Fengdao: "It's very weak, but it does exist."
Gong Shuwu nodded slowly and affirmatively.
Li Li breathed rapidly and stared at his palms.
Just when the two of them thought he was scared to death, the half-kneeling Lili suddenly jumped up on the spot, jumping up and down, grabbing someone and shouting: "I have it, I have it--I
It’s really happening!” He didn’t even notice who the arrested person was.
Bai Su: "......???"
Li Li, who was so ecstatic that he went "crazy", changed his target.
He grabbed another soldier on patrol, grabbed his shoulders with both hands and shouted: "Hahahaha, I got it!"
The captured soldier looked confused.
He shrank his neck in fear.
Fortunately, Lili didn't catch him for too long, but moved the target to the next one. He would shout and laugh at everyone he met, saying that he had it. If anyone asked him what he had, Lili would pat himself twice.
Strong abdominal muscles: “It’s here!”
"Hahahaha - I really have it! I have it!"
As for whether the people he caught sharing the joy - such as Bai Su - would be stunned in place, that had nothing to do with him.
Bai Su turned her head in confusion and looked at the woman taking care of her. For a long time, she looked down at her abdomen, raised her hand to touch it, and murmured in disbelief: "It turns out that men can also be pregnant. This
, which is really unheard of.”
The woman was also frightened.
When she heard Bai Su murmur, she was also in a trance: "But, look at his flat stomach and shallow pulse, so he slapped his stomach so hard..."
Seeing that Li Li was so overjoyed that he was in a "crazy" state, and considering how young he was, it would be quite difficult to have a child... No matter how happy he was, he couldn't treat his unborn child so roughly.
If I accidentally dropped it, I couldn't even cry.
The woman shook her head with emotion, and then she thought about it, maybe she was a new parent, and it was possible that she was so happy that she forgot about propriety.
The temporary camp is not big either.
Li Li was fussing all over, and Shen Tang also heard the news.
I misunderstood it at first, but after thinking about it I understood why.
Just as she was about to call Li Li over to understand the situation, Lin Feng ran over and said that Madam Bai Su had something to do with her, so Shen Tang could only postpone Li Li's matter for the time being. Seeing Bai Su again, her expression completely lost its previous alertness: "Mrs. Bai Su Is the injury much better?"
Bai Su stepped forward and made a blessing.
Shen Tang quickly grabbed her with quick eyes and hands.
"Surprised" he said: "Ms. Bai Su, what are you doing? If it was a thank you, wouldn't you have said it before? Why do you need so many courtesy?"
Bai Su ignored Shen Tang's obstruction.
His expression was stubborn and resolute: "This is not a thank you."
Shen Tang had no intention of being embarrassed.
Bai Su continued: "It's to apologize."
Shen Tang was "puzzled": "Where does the apology come from?"
"The slave family didn't know Mr. Shen's righteousness before, but he judged a gentleman with a villain's heart. He was so embarrassed that he apologized."
Shen Tang heard this.
His expression was always gentle and kind, without any hint of displeasure.
She said: "I still thought it was a big deal. It's normal to be wary when facing strangers, so how can it be considered the white lady's fault? A momentary misunderstanding is nothing, and there is no need to apologize."
Shen Tang said this, but Bai Su didn't think so.
She doesn't want any good person to suffer "injustice".
For the past two days, she had watched everything with cold eyes.
Find out the basics of the people who follow Shen Tang.
Everyone is grateful to Shen Tang from the bottom of their hearts.
Bai Su knew very well that these things could not be done through acting.
Even if I can act——
Put on a show for her, what are you trying to do?
Bai Su has a clear conscience, but from a worldly perspective, she is indeed a little thief - is it worth Shen Tang consuming so much food every day for the elderly, weak, women and children, just to win his trust and favor?
Bai Su is not stupid.
She said: "The slave Bai Su is at your disposal, Mr. Shen."
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About Zhang Shuo always running this——
Generally there are two reasons.
First, Shiitake corrects sentences, typos, and problems that don’t make sense...
Secondly, it is purely due to obsessive-compulsive disorder.
Shiitake mushrooms often use size 17 fonts. Each paragraph is neatly arranged, which is very comfortable. Hehe, when coding, he will also consciously control the words of each line. If he makes a mistake occasionally, he will modify it???