337: The battle between cats and dogs [asking for monthly votes]
People in the countryside pay attention to having a bad name so that they can make a living.
Of course, the real reason is that there is no culture, and children can be given nicknames as casually as they want. Some even don't even bother to choose nicknames, and just call them in the order of teeth. The boys are called X Lang, the girls are called X Lady, X Ya ,X girl.
Bai Su is also one of them.
I didn't think so in the past.
Since the death of her relative, no one called her by her nickname, and she gradually forgot about it. When Shen Tang mentioned it suddenly, Bai Suchu was stunned for a moment, and then his face fell. He seemed to be unable to speak: " I always want to ask for something..."
Shen Tang understood immediately: "You want me to take it?"
"Yes, Su has neither blood relatives nor teachers in the world, so the matter of choosing a name..." As he said this, Bai Su looked a little sad.
In fact, Bai Su could have chosen one for herself, but she was not very confident in her cultural level.
As the lord, Shen Tang gives names to his subordinates, which makes sense both emotionally and rationally, and saves a lot of trouble.
Facing Bai Su's expectant eyes, Shen Tang scratched his head and responded: "Okay, I'll go back and think about it."
Choosing a word is a major event in life.
Shen Tang took it seriously and searched through it all night.
The second day.
Shen Tang lifts the pen, dragons and phoenixes dance.
"What do you think of this word?"
Bai Su took it and looked at it carefully, muttering softly.
"Shaoxuan? Bai Shaoxuan?"
In fact, Shen Tang thinks the word "Su Zhen" is also acceptable.
_(:з)∠?)_
However, it is impossible for Shen Tang to actually come up with a "Bai Suzhen" - it would not be fun if the "Holy Land of Mountains and Seas" revealed the myths and legends related to the Legend of the White Snake.
Bai Su carefully put away the words.
He thanked me and said, "Thank you, Lord, for the words."
Seeing that Bai Su accepted it so quickly, Shen Tang wanted to persuade Bai Su to think again: "After all, this is a lifelong event. If you don't like it now, you can change it to another one..." She actually wanted to discuss it with Wu Hui, learn from experience, and get another one. Nice words.
Bai Su smiled and said: "It is destined to Su."
"Destined?"
Is there any chance of coincidence here?
Bai Su didn't hide anything, her eyes showed a little warmth as she recalled the memories: "My lord, I don't know, 'Shaoxuan' was the name used by my mentor in her boudoir when she was a child. Her family suffered great changes, and she was moved around several times before she changed it to 'nameless'."
She also didn't expect that Shen Tang would give her the word "Shaoxuan" by such a coincidence. The moment she saw these two words, a voice in her heart whispered, "That's it."
Shen Tang once heard Bai Su talk about her mentor, but the past of the "unknown" heroine was only briefly mentioned.
This is the first time I know her name.
"...No need to avoid it?"
Shen Tang felt uncomfortable.
Bai Su shook his head and curled his eyes: "There is no need to avoid taboos, and my mentor has given up the name of 'Shaoxuan' for many years. I believe that my mentor Jiuquan will be happy if I inherit my teacher's aspirations... Furthermore, she has always been the most spoiled to me..." …Wouldn’t it be wonderful if I could make a name for myself as ‘Shaoxuan’ in the future? She will understand.”
The biggest regret of her mentor's life was that she could not reach the summit. Just because she was born a "female", she was restricted in every way and was permanently deprived of the qualification to reach the summit. This was a shame for her who had always been proud. Bai Su was luckier than her. Some.
With the name "Shaoxuan", it can be regarded as the master and apprentice walking side by side in a sense, climbing to the top together!
Shen Tang was relieved: "That's good."
Bai Su acted in a very low-key manner, so low-key that Zhao Feng only remembered that he had this problem after being reminded by Gu Chi for many days.
She declined Zhao Feng's kindness.
He said: "My lord has already given me the word."
Zhao Feng asked: "What word?"
If there are serious words, they should be commensurate with the words.
Bai Su replied: "Shaoxuan."
Zhao Feng thought about it carefully, stroked his beard, and nodded in affirmation: "This word is your name."
Bai Su condenses martial courage, some are happy and some are worried.
This "worried" person is Lili.
It's not that he is jealous, but that Bai Su is a latecomer and puts a lot of pressure on him. When he thinks that his own courage has not yet moved, he is so worried that he can't sleep well for several days. But only when there is pressure can he be motivated to go further. Half a month later, under Li Li's frantic hard training and hard work, he also gathered his courage and everything fell into place. Shen Tang heard the good news.
Take the initiative to ask Li Li: "Do you want to give me a name?"
The name Li Li can only be regarded as a nickname.
He was in a similar situation to Bai Su, both were lonely, and as the master, he had to take the initiative to provide warmth to his subordinates.
Unexpectedly, Lili refused.
Who said he was a loner?
He has a wife!
My wife helped him choose a name many years ago.
When Li Li thought that his wife's name could be permanently engraved on his Wu Daring Tiger Talisman, he couldn't help but grin.
Shen Tang: "..."
Speaking of which, she still didn't know what Li Li was called.
Li Li only said to keep it a secret.
Only when he truly condenses the Martial Tiger Talisman will he truly be qualified to introduce that name.
Shen Tang: "..."
She very much doubted that if Li Li's brain was split open with a sword, would it be filled with the word "Madam"?
If she had asked, Li Li would probably have patted his chest and told her that the word "Madam" was engraved on his heart.
Single people don’t understand the world of love brain.
Spring plowing is in full swing.
The weather is getting warmer day by day.
The buds of the peach trees planted for ornamental purposes bloom in sequence.
Annoying dogs barking, cats chirping, and birds chirping gradually appeared in Fugu City. Shen Tang held his chin in one hand and handled official duties with the other. From time to time, he would secretly move his buttocks and change his focus. He didn't know when he would be able to escape from the heavy official duties. If you continue to sit like this, he will develop hemorrhoids sooner or later, and she doesn't know if the current medical skills can cure it... thinking about it, she yawned.
"Sleepy... tired in spring and tired in summer, tired in autumn and hibernating, not enough sleep all year round... I miss me, the dignified Governor of Heyin, but I don't even have five insurances and one gold..." His eyelids were heavy, Shen Tang simply put down his pen and prepared to lie down to rest. Take a break and recuperate.
Before it was brewing, Lin Feng came running from outside.
Shouted: "Lang Jun, Lang Jun, something bad is going to happen!"
Shen Tang suddenly woke up: "What happened?"
Lin Feng, who was dressed in a simple spring dress, looked pretty, but at this moment, his face was full of worry and nervousness: "The fight is about to begin!"
Shen Tang was confused: "A fight started?"
She stood up from the mat.
And because my legs were paralyzed, I almost fell down.
"Who started the fight? Or who called in?"
Lin Feng stamped his feet anxiously: "It's Teacher and Mr. Qi."
Shen Tang's sleepiness flew away - why did Chu Yao and Qi Shan start fighting? Lin Feng was so frightened that he rushed to rescue the soldiers - she was so anxious that she held on to her numb legs and limped out, hurriedly: "Lingde, lead the way!"
"only!"
Shen Tang thought the crime scene was bloody.
The actual crime scene: three or three heads peeking out of the wall, watching the fun and eating melons.
Shen Tang pushed aside Gu Chi and others who had arrived at an unknown time.
He said angrily: "What are you doing -"
Shen Tang: "???"
She was stunned when she saw the scene clearly.
Just a few questions fill my mind.
who is she?
Where is she?
What is she doing?
Qishan and Chu Yao didn't even fight, so why did Lin Feng act like they were fighting to the death? It made her think that something big had happened_(:з)∠?)_.
Lin Feng emphasized that he did not report a false alarm.
"Teacher, they really took action just now——"
Shen Tang: "..."
Why doesn't she believe it?
The two people Lin Feng said were fighting were about a foot away, looking at each other, with a cat and a dog squatting not far from each other.
Needless to say, the cat is the beautiful cat Su Shang, who has gained a lot of weight recently. The dog is short and chubby.
It looks like he was only a month old.
The beautiful Sushang cat was arching her back, erecting her tail, and her fur was all over her body, and she was huffing wildly at the dog.
The brown-yellow dog huddled at Chu Yao's feet, ears drooped, and whimpering timidly. It was so pitiful.
She vaguely remembered that more than half a month ago, Chu Yao said that he went out and picked up an abandoned puppy on the roadside. Shen Tang didn't pay much attention to it. Does it have anything to do with her subordinates' liking of cats and dogs? Chu Yao didn't think so. Whether she likes cats or prefers dogs has nothing to do with her.
Facts have proved that it has nothing to do with her.
But it has something to do with praying for good, and it has to do with the cat praying for good!
Su Shang, who was raised by Qishan, was held in his hands and pampered by him. His temper grew day by day, and he was called the tyrant of Fugu City! Even when wild cats came to provoke him, he was repelled by it. He could even fight with one against many, fighting ferociously and sweetly with it. The cute appearance is very different.
The problem lies here.
Chu Yao’s stupid dog likes to pee everywhere.
It just marked Chu Yao in the courtyard, but it had the audacity to sneak into the next door and wander around in the courtyard where people prayed for good deeds. How can Su Shang tolerate his temper? Seeing that the puppy was not big enough, he scratched its paws several times and fought it off without any suspense. Got a milk dog.
Chu Yao came back and found that his dog had been beaten.
But I don't know who did it.
In this way, the puppy was beaten twice more.
It happened that when he was beaten for the fourth time, the milk dog escaped back to his territory, but Su Shang became more courageous as he fought and fought back.
Only then did Chu Yao realize who had done the good deed. Seeing Su Shang's reluctance, he remembered the face of Qishan, so he helped his dog. Interfering with Su Shang's attack, the suck dog successfully counterattacked for the first time.
That day Qishan learned that his family businessman had been beaten.
I couldn't get angry at all.
He soon discovers who the "murderer" is.
then--
Shen Tang was stunned when he heard this: "Then the two of them started fighting over their own cats and dogs???"
Lin Feng whispered: "Not entirely."
She added: "Sushang is pregnant."
Shen Tang was almost speechless: "Looking at the age, Su Shang has reached the age where he can go into heat. Isn't it normal to be pregnant? Yuan Liang would never think that the kitten in Su Shang's belly is the Wuhui family's milk dog, right? This The two are reproductively isolated..."
Qishan naturally didn't think so.
But he was not angry with Chu Wuhui for bullying a pregnant woman shamelessly.
Of course, he was trembling with anger before that - what shameless wild cat would make Su Shang's belly bigger? How old is Su Shang? He wished he could castrate all the male cats in Fugu City!
To put it simply, the dispute between cats and dogs has escalated to the owner. Chu Yao is worried that his dog will suffer a loss, so he will use Wen Qi to interfere with Shang's attack. But when it comes to Qi Shan, he will use Wen Qi to suppress the milk dog who is larger than Su Shang, ensuring that pregnant women Safety.
Before the cat and dog could decide the winner, they drew their swords first.
From the quarrel between cats and dogs - such as Su Shang barking day and night after the arrival of spring, and the dog peeing everywhere, destroying and chewing the flower seedlings planted by Qishan - it escalated to the bad debts between the two in the past, and even fighting It’s up to Shen Tang.
Qi Shan still did not give up the plan to cultivate a gentleman, and resented Chu Yao for indulging Shen Tang instead of correcting him in time. Chu Yao mocked him for his old-fashioned thinking. He wanted to cultivate a gentleman despite his "evil plot"? A young man's mind should not be constrained by rules and regulations.
In short, in a word.
The two of them failed in their civil fight and got into a physical fight.
The sword shadow is confusing and the sword light is flashing.
Lin Feng was so frightened that he hurriedly called to the savior who could stop the two of them - Lang Jun Shen Tang!
Shen Tang: "..."
Her fist is going to be hard!
This one is all too idle!
They actually have time to help cats and dogs fight and sneeze at each other, but she, the master, is so tired that she worries about getting hemorrhoids!
"Pray for Yuanliang and Chu Wuhui!"
As the lord, Shen Tang punished Su Shang and the naughty dog to write a thousand-word self-reflection letter, accusing them of destroying the harmony of the team, peeing indiscriminately, and fighting randomly. Those who could not finish the writing within the deadline were locked up in a small dark room! When did they admit that they were wrong? Time to release it!
What?
Cats and dogs can’t write?
Haha, their owners will always be there!
Xu Jie came to do business and heard the story, so he sent it back with a little polish. When Wu Xian heard the story, he was cooking rice porridge. He almost spat out a mouthful of rice porridge and laughed so hard that he slapped his thighs: "This thing, haha, this Is this actually true?"
Xu Jie said: "It's absolutely true."
Self-reflection books for cats and dogs have also been posted.
Wu Xian turned around and told Qin Li about this. He wanted to laugh after hearing this joke several times, and said: "Qin Qing, are you sure you know this? Poof - it's a conspiracy you know?"
None of his sons who are over five years old can do such a childish thing! Let alone write self-examination books for cats and dogs.
Qin Li was also speechless for a long time.
Literary scribes use their literary spirit to do this...
It's really embarrassing.
But he still took the weight and sighed: "No matter what absurd and unruly behavior Qi Yuanliang does, my lord cannot take it lightly. Who knows that this is not a trick to confuse the enemy?"
Wu Xian said that he would pay attention, but he was muttering in his heart - What method can be used to confuse the enemy? It would be too much of a sacrifice for such a childish move.
After chatting about light things, Xu Jie talked about serious matters with Wu Xian, which was still very heavy. Coincidentally, Shen Tang was also in a meeting to talk about the same thing - refugees.
"Last year, King She's rebels failed to attack Sibao County, so they retreated to the defensive line and started a tug-of-war with Zheng Qiao..."
Shen Tang received news that more than a thousand refugees were pouring into Heyin, stealing and looting, which had a great impact on the security of Heyin. If he didn't find a way to settle these people, even bigger troubles would be ahead.
As spring plowing ends, the war will expand from local conflicts, and she worries that Heyin and other places will also be involved.
"...it is estimated that there are more than 1,300 refugees."
Shen Tang asked: "Where are you from?"
Gu Chi was already prepared.
The origins of the refugees are distributed throughout the Xin Kingdom, and a small number of them even came from the Geng Kingdom... They also revealed a piece of information that worried Gu Chi. The overall strength of King She was not as good as that of Zheng Qiao. I have no contact and want to borrow troops.
Shen Tang couldn't help but laugh when he heard this.
"These two brothers are interesting. They really don't belong to the same family. They have to fight with one's brain! If they can't do it, they will seek skin from the tiger... Are they preparing to condone sending troops from two places to enter the country? The northern desert wolf, the Shiwu tiger leopard, I remember Zheng Qiao To capture the Xin State is to cooperate with the Shiwu, so that the Shiwu can contain the troops on the border of the Xin State and cannot return to the defense, right? After Zheng Qiao succeeded, he didn’t do much to Shiwu. If the Shiwu has suffered a loss, will he still trust the King of Pig?"