789: Body hair and skin, affected by parents [asking for monthly votes]
"Lord!"
"Lord!"
"Mama!"
Shen Tang vaguely heard someone calling her, and couldn't help but follow the sound, and subconsciously patted her ears - with her physical fitness and five senses, everyone's voices should be very clear. Listening to Quemohu now, it must be her ears
has a problem.
It's okay if I don't take a picture, but if I take a picture, I'll make a squeaking noise again.
The pinna of the ear hurts and dust and sand are shaken off.
Shen Tang couldn't help but cover his ears, cursing in his heart that good thoughts and evil thoughts were not human beings. After all, this was the body that the three of them had shared, so they didn't know how to use it lightly! In a moment, everyone had already arrived one after another, ready to go.
Gu Chi, who wanted to show his "gentleness and thoughtfulness", after seeing clearly the appearance of his lord, all the drafts he had made were stuck in his throat, but he couldn't hold it in.
"puff--"
Shen Tang squinted and said, "Why are you laughing?"
It's just four words, with a strong nasal sound, and the words are leaky.
Shen Tang sighed: "We'll have to wait another day."
Gong Xiqiu looked at Shen Tang's appearance at this moment, but he could "see" your actions at this moment: "Did your hair get smashed? Mama, this is a thunder made by a junior who was promoted to the 18th grade. Don't tell me.
Hair, eyebrows, armpit hair and even..."
The northwest continent is so chaotic, where is the greed inside and outside?
Everyone said: "I have doubts."
Hearing this, Shen Tang felt a little less comforted.
Jiang Yunxin scratched the spot where Xun Ding elbowed her. This little force hurt or itched me: "Does Mama have enough martial energy?"
The shiny head shimmered in the sun, causing the generals who were training to turn around frequently. Take a look? Hey, this monk looks like the master? Yes, you are sure, take another look.
Wu Xiandao: "Um...Mei Shen's hair?"
Let’s first get the secret of how men can practice and solve the crisis of heirs. As for the rest, we’ll talk about it a few days ago.
But Gong Xiqiu said: "It's less bad than you are now."
Shen Tang touched his eyebrows and eyelashes.
If I hadn't been picked up by Lin Feng due to my bad luck, I would have probably died at the bottom of the cliff. It is really rare for Mama to endure the eight tests of evil thoughts, totems, and thunder and lightning all at once with only superficial injuries. It is worthy of being a sacred object of the Gongxi tribe.
My best bad friend Mama! Amazing!
It is said that he is a dual practitioner, but Shen Tang's overall cultivation is still dominated by literary spirit, and literary spirit does not have the characteristics of crazy hairiness.
Shen Baitanren Tang: "What?"
Gong Xiqiu: "...that's true."
We all know that Jiang Yun made a wig.
Gong Xiqiu crossed his arms and asked, "Thank you for what?"
Shen Tang: "...why did you grow up?"
My lord, it’s been decided that he can run away.
Shen Tang picked up the weeds growing in the cracks of the eaves and rubble, held it in his mouth, and said, "Gong Xiqiu, I thanked him that time."
Jiang Yun instantly retreated into the work reporting state and said: "After that, Chu Yao's troops were divided into two groups, one to encircle Zhao Degong, and the other to recruit Qianzhou troops... Hearing the rumors, it seems that he is also preparing to establish diplomatic relations with neighboring countries and borrow troops, but the specific results are unknown. Zhang congratulated the soldiers and horses.
Then it develops in Yanzhou. At present, the Huang and Zhang families have formed an alliance. Although there are signs of dispatching troops to Chaoliguan, there is still room for slack..."
The seventh day, morning meeting.
It’s not just about sleeping!
"Are you here to deliver food again? I just need to deliver food if you come in today. Just leave that kind of thing to others." Everyone seems to be more relaxed than you. The hair you lost has been coming to your house from time to time in the past few days.
Reports through the door were all made in a gentle voice.
On the seventh day, the long-closed door finally opened.
I have had such luxury in my life. As a brave warrior, I was cared for by two literary scholars, and my martial energy increased at various speeds. I slept or rested for 17 hours a day! Only then did Gu Chi come back to his senses:
"Lord."
Shen Tang smiled and said, "That makes me worried."
Are all the eight people in Tu Rong sleeping on the street?
We are more or less faced with the dilemma of having too few female heirs, insufficient heirs, or simply having heirs. Everyone wants to be wiped out or left alone, and coupled with the "myth" of losing the weapon and sending it into the soul, that's it.
For the time being, I went with Shen Tang.
Those newcomers don’t have anything in common—
Turning around, he bumped into Jiang Yun who looked slightly surprised.
First of all, Gong Xiqiu's words will wake you up: "The literati scholar's words and spirit are so little, maybe they are not developed."
In this way, several days passed.
Shen Tang said: "Really? You believe it!"
When Gu Chi came out with the meal, Luan Xin and others hurriedly greeted him. They raised their voices for fear that the people in the house would hear them if they lowered their voices: "Youhui, how is the master doing now?"
As long as you have a bad face, you can also be handsome with a bald head.
Shen Tang: "..."
Shen Tang sniffed, but inhaled a dusty nose.
Pull——
Everyone saw their lord coming out with his hair in a low ponytail, his hair swaying quickly from right to left, and they all looked at Gu Chi.
Why do not four out of ten Wudan warriors have full beards? Is it because we hate growing beards? Naturally, it’s because shaving every day is troublesome. The growth will stop after it reaches a certain length. Basically, Wudan warriors can see it.
Bald.
You looked at Gu Chi silently, and Gu Chi looked at you tenderly.
If the running-in is bad, it can still run away.
"You guys have no doubt?"
Shen Tang asked again: "Is there any news about Chu Yao's troops?"
I'm greedy, but I have time to take care of myself. I have wiped the shit under my butt, so why don't I have the energy to think about other people's meat outside the pot?
Shen Tang: "..."
Wu Xian raised his hand and pointed at the position of his head.
"That's right - he was also struck by thunder. Why is his fur real?" Shen Tang looked like a cat with exploded fur. He scratched Gong Xiqiu's hair and pulled my eyebrows. They were all real!
When evil thoughts and good thoughts are fighting, you know what you think. He greets you face to face. Shen Tang uses literary energy/martial energy to nourish you, but you find that the recovery speed is weirdly fast, as if there is no power to prevent you from recovering. You just want to go around with a pig's head and face.
It's swaying.
Gong Xiqiu asked back: "Can holy objects be given as money?"
Shen Tang: "???"
Xun Zhen glanced at Gu Chi and signaled him not to seek death at this time. Shen Tang noticed that their expressions were a little strange, so he covered his bruised and swollen heads and said, "Why are you laughing?"
You have something to say and look at Gong Xiqiu, but Gong Xiqiu is also silent.
You get angry: "That's discrimination against literary scholars!"
Although there was no mirror, Shen Tang knew just by touch that his handsome face was swollen into a pig's head and that he could no longer see anyone.
Jiang Yunxin said: "It's true."
"Pfft - Shen, Sister Shen -"
Looking at the burnt white thing in your hand, and then feeling the coolness of the hot wind passing above your head, you are completely stunned.
It’s not like no one is beating their chests inwardly. They actually saw the bald version of the Lord. I’m afraid they’ll have a chance a few days ago!
Gu Chi and others are still worried that we will be passive and slow down our work.
Gu Chi turned sideways, revealing the plate held by his bodyguard.
Gu Chi said: "Everything is fine."
Shen Tang was surprised: "So slow?"
I said: "There's less than a 40% chance that we'll still get it."
Gong Xiqiu followed your strength and turned towards you.
With the current situation of the seven states of Ling, Qian, Yan, and Kun, it would be very difficult if there was no force to break the regime to intervene.
Gu Chi was not worried about this.
The martial energy is abundant and the hair is difficult to grow.
The increase in daily food intake from eight buckets to seven buckets is a sign of turning grief and anger into appetite, and it may not be because the demand for food was smaller before the promotion. No matter what it is, if you don't have an appetite, it's not a bad thing.
The envoy sent to Qibao County has returned.
Shen Tang pretended to cough to attract everyone's attention.
The rest of the words were spoken, but Xun Ding still gave him a hard time.
Huang Lie and others were afraid of Shen Tang's "pre-autumn settlement", but Wu Xian had that scruple. Before I stepped into the pit, I saw Shen Tang's appearance at this moment from close range, so a pair of eyes almost stuck to your head, almost The next deep breath is the pressure on the smile.
Gong Xiqiu clasped his collar with one hand, trying to pull it up, and said, "If you believe it, you don't have any other evidence."
After a while, I sat next to Shen Tang.
Yes——
It pissed her off and turned back to all 007s!
It made several newcomers who had been tortured by Zheng Qiao burst into tears.
What Jiang Yun is most worried about is that her lord is sad and has an appetite.
But my movement was stopped by Shen Tang.
Shen Tang frowned and asked, "Chu Yao wants to borrow troops from neighboring countries?"
That was the conclusion Shen Tang came to after taking a shower today and looking at his beautiful face in the mirror.
Gong Xiqiu said: "Is that abnormal?"
Therefore, you stayed in your room for a few days.
The reason you wanted to meet someone those days was just because of your hair.
Being bald and all that matters.
Gu Chi explained: "After rescuing the old ministers of the Xin State, we learned from our mouths that Zheng Qiao was also worried about being invaded by neighboring countries, for fear of falling into a fatal situation of being attacked from behind. So, he used methods to intensify the internal fighting among neighboring countries, and at that time he was also able to fight Cold and hot."
"Without him, we would have been in danger of dying."
Shen Tang said: "Well, let them worry."
I sighed: "Let the master decide for himself."
Because it is purely out of mind, we also have requirements for our positions. We work when there is no work and rest when there is work. The level of cooperation is astonishing to many subordinates from lower-level backgrounds.
Gong Xiqiu said: "It will be bad if you remember to settle it."
Shen Tang: "...That's fair!"
Shen Tang kicked the wooden sign at the door that read "Burn incense if you have nothing to do, don't make a fuss if you have something to do". He touched his shiny head and sighed sincerely: "Since I came here, my head has not been so warm for a long time. It's bad.
The weather is getting colder, but it’s quite comfortable.”
Gu Chi: "..."
Lin Feng and Shen Zhi are the top priority.
As a result, the morning gathering dispersed on the back foot, and the guards responded on the front foot.
"what is that?"
Shen Tang was lying under the sunken roof of the school grounds, basking in the sun. He was about to fall asleep when he realized that the sun above his head was blocked.
"...Are you a sacred object of his clan? He still wants money from you?" Shen Tangzeng sat upright at the mention of money.
"Youhui!"
Shen Tang nodded and said: "We are just temporarily stopping."
If Mama takes back her armor now, it will end badly.
After confirming that Shen Tang really cared about losing his hair, Gu Chi breathed a sigh of relief and said softly: "My lord, he was willing to see people behind closed doors for the past few days, which is really worrying... Since you haven't looked away yet, let's have a morning meeting tomorrow.
, bad things can teach people to feel at ease."
The promotion of my lord to the eighteenth rank was a bad thing that was worth setting up a table and celebrating for a day and night, but because of some details, everyone stopped celebrating and kept silent about Shen Tang's promotion.
The scene was so quiet that only the sound of the wind was left.
"Mama looks like that?"
Gong Xiqiu also hates having big braids. If all the braids are taken apart, the actual length will definitely be around the waist or upwards.
Gu Chi covered the upturned corners of his mouth with his sleeves, coughed lightly and said, "I'm not smiling, but it's rare to see my lord in such a miserable state. Apart from the trauma, is there anything else that lord feels uncomfortable about?"
"You are interested in a woman's chest or armpit hair. Although we are close friends, we can still act like hooligans. You only have one question - why does his hair grow so slowly?" According to Jiang Yunxin's account, my injuries were worse than mine.
It weighs so little that it almost hangs by a thread, but it is possible to still have hair!
After the two companies have integrated their forces, they still have to take action.
There's a tug!
Complained: "I feel pain everywhere."
And Shen Tang?
Everyone: "..."
Huang Lie and others also looked sad because of this.
Gu Chi: "Counting the hours, the slowest time is less than a day."
Shen Tang was worried that if he held it in for a few more days, we would all have our heads shaved. Thinking about this scene, he was quite moved.
How can it last so long in such a short time?
Shen Tang was curious: "Why are you so sure?"
The only answer is that my hair grew out here.
Saying thank you is too polite.
Before Jiang Yun left, Shen Tang went to the school grounds to watch the military training.
Shen Tang, who had a pale face, raised his hand to touch his head, only to find a ball of burnt white ash.
"Cough, cough cough——"
When Shen Tang heard this, he changed his expression to touching his head with both hands - you grabbed a ball of hair, and with a little force, the hair that was still in a ball under the head made a crisp sound of "kacha kacha". This sound is really
They're crispier than freshly baked potato chips.
Shen Tang was surprised: "What?"
Take the time to calm down and check your own regression.
Sure enough, only the residue was left.
"If you have enough martial energy, don't take back the armor." The hair on the body has been damaged by thunder, let alone this clothes?
Shen Tang scratched his head: "Well, that's it."
Your mouth is getting more and more deflated. Even if you are now covered in black and white, everyone can see the grievances from your big white face.
Shen Tang: "..."
As the sun climbed down to its lowest point, the long morning meeting finally came to an end. Shen Tang understood the recent work content in detail and was unsure about the previous reconstruction: "Hey, is there no news from Qibao? Xianrong can lead
Is the person back?"
Then he asked about the situation at Chaoliguan.
Gu Chi: "My appetite is okay, but I still have to meet people."
Shen Tang: "..."
Gongxi Qiu thought for a moment: "He cultivates both."
"...Tsk, how come he is picking at his big pigtails so much!" Shen Tang paused, staring at Gong Xiqiu's long, white pigtails, and couldn't help but stretch out his paws, "Feng En
Ah, where is that wig made of? It’s quite real!”
Gu Chi revealed the answer. It was a wig with a broken bun. The workmanship was quite fine, and it only needed to be buckled on the head. There was no box of eyebrow powder nearby, so the lost eyebrows could not be painted back.
The weak itching in the nasal cavity makes you control your sneezing. When you sneeze, a cloud of white smoke comes out, and then you squirt one or four times in a row before you can barely stop: "What are you asking for?"
Gu Chi was thinking about preparing some hair-growing medicinal food for Shen Tang.
Before the dragon-slaying game, a few new faces appeared in Shen Tang's tent one after another. Everyone was getting along well, which made the morning meeting long and boring. Shen Tang listened impatiently to each one, smiling every now and then. The main focus was not one.
Emotional stability and bad character.
As long as you have a handsome face, you will be beautiful regardless of hair or hair!
For various reasons, new people and old people get along well.
You can tell who's coming by opening your eyes. You put your hands on your hips proudly and ask, "What's wrong with your appearance? Can you see people with a bald head?"