929: Brother and nephew, you died so miserably [please vote for me]
Chapter 929 929: Brother and nephew, you died miserably."
Fang Yan was thinking about another thing.
"How should Mr. Jimo's body be placed?"
Fourth Uncle Lin: "I heard that all of their clan is cremated."
Without waiting for Fang Yan to answer anything, Shao Chong had already stood up and was about to collect firewood: "Shao Bai, I'll help you, it will definitely be enough to burn!"
Fourth Uncle Lin and Fang Yan's expressions were twisted.
What does "burning enough" mean?
Just when Fang Yan was worried that Thirteen would be beaten violently by Jimo Qiu, the latter just shook his head calmly: "Cremation doesn't have to be so troublesome, and cremation is not done with fire."
Shaochong was confused: "Cremation without fire?"
Jimo Qiu demonstrated the orthodox cremation technique of the Gongxi clan on the spot. He raised his hand to summon a wooden staff. As the wooden staff touched the ground, a circle of complicated and mysterious lines bloomed under Jimo Yu's body. With a pop, it turned into flowers.
Emerald flames enveloped it.
When the flames dissipated, only a seed the size of a longan was left. It floated up and down in the air, circled Jimoqiu three times, and reluctantly floated to the gate of the underground palace.
Jimo Qiu stepped forward and asked the seeds: "Want to plant them here?"
The seed didn't respond, but it didn't move any further.
Jimo Qiu understood what the other party meant.
A hole was dug under the relief of the gate, and the seeds were placed in it. In just a few breaths, sprouts broke through the soil.
The seeds of the great transformation of living people are still sprouting!
Witnessing all this, Fang Yan and his two pupils were shocked.
Shao Chong, who came closer, looked at the buds that stopped growing as soon as they broke through the soil, and thought: "Shao Bai, I heard from my neighbor Black Dog Brother that children's urine can fertilize the soil and make the crops... wu wu wu..."
Fang Yan held the rest of his words tightly and couldn't spit them out.
Fang Yan had the intention of strangling him to death.
Jimo Qiu had just lost a close relative, and this bastard wanted to pee on his teacher's grave. Jimo Yu had a spirit in the sky, so why didn't he blow his beard and glare? Just as he was thinking about how to remedy it, a warmth came from his palm, and he retracted his hand as if he was electrocuted.
, looking horrified.
"Thirteen! Who taught you to do this?"
Shaochong didn't realize what he had done at all, and said proudly: "Brother Black Dog, the neighbor, and Sister Chunniu before him also covered his mouth. He relied on this move to defeat the opponent without a fight!"
I don't know since when, Brother Six lost his previous gentleness and patience towards him, and he got angry at every turn. When he was angry, he would either slap him on the head, or suddenly reach out to cover his mouth. He learned from Brother Black Dog and tried an exclusive secret method.
It really works!
Fang Yan's face looked like an overturned palette.
He gritted his teeth and said, "I told you not to hang out with these people. He is flirting with his sister. What the hell do you know?"
Shaochong actually learned to spit into his palm.
Fang Yan, who was becoming more and more mysophobic, felt uncomfortable all over.
He wiped it back and forth with the handkerchief dozens of times and still felt nauseous. In the end, Fourth Uncle Lin handed him a water bag and he recovered. Jimo Qiu looked at the two of them and explained: "Brother Black Dog lied to you, a boy can't pee."
If the soil is fertile, the seedlings may be burned to death.”
Fourth Uncle Lin: "..."
Why does this sound wrong?
If a child's urine can fertilize soil, does this boy really want to give his teacher a dip? Or does he indulge Shaocheng and give him a dip?
Haha, if Jimo Yu knew that his apprentice would be so "filial" when he opened his wisdom orifice, I wonder how he would feel?
Looking at the buds nestled next to the gate of the underground palace, Uncle Lin wondered in his heart what kind of monster the Gongxi tribe was, and asked Jimo Qiu: "How to deal with this body?"
He was referring to the old man who was angry to death by Jimo Yu.
The other party was the first twenty-level Chehou that Fourth Uncle Lin had ever seen in his life, and he was also the most miserable person he knew to die.
The other twenty Chehous all died violently, but the one in front of me died quietly and in frustration. He was tricked by someone, and he spent his whole life working hard to make wedding clothes for others, and he was so angry that he died.
.Was the body buried, or...
Jimo Qiu raised his hand and waved the wind.
The old man's body seemed to be squeezed inwards by something.
There was a bang, like fireworks exploding.
Then he waved his palm again, and the flesh and blood that had been crushed finely and evenly was used as nourishment by Jimo Qiu and buried near the young shoots.
Fourth Uncle Lin: "...is this considered sleeping together?"
No one responded to his complaints.
The old man has a deep connection with the King of Qi's royal family. He suddenly disappears. It won't take long for the latter to find out: "...the border of Qi Kingdom has not been stable in the past two years. It is not suitable to stay here for a long time. We have to leave before the King of Qi's family finds out that the person is dead.
Other countries.”
Fang Yan nodded: "Go back and pack your luggage."
They don't have much belongings, and it only takes two days to clean them up.
When Chao Lian came back from duty and heard the news, he took the time to go to the government office to collect his salary and prepare enough rations for the journey.
"Where are we going now? Back to the northwest?"
Fourth Uncle Lin shook his head: "We can't go back for the time being."
As he spoke, he looked at Jimo Qiu: "Shaobai received that person's [Daigo Initiation], and his realm has been raised by two levels. The parts that have not yet been absorbed are blocked in the meridians and elixirs. If you want to find a way to speed up, what will happen to you in the future?"
Even tough enemies are not afraid."
Only then can he truly feel at ease returning to the Lin family.
Before that, I still worried that Jimo Qiu would be alone.
"Why are we only in second class?"
Chao Lian didn't know Jimo Qiu's true level, but judging from his age, he shouldn't be too high. Compared with the [Daigo Enlightenment] of twenty-level Chehou, this improvement is equivalent to investing hundreds of millions of family property but only getting back hundreds of dollars.
Wan, my pants are all gone.
"Shaobai's situation is different from the ordinary [Daigo Enlightenment]. The latter is to build a tall building from the ground, while his is to build on the original tall building..." These are just his speculations, which are not clear, but he believes that Jimo Yu's
The old thing won't harm Jimo Qiu, "Shaobai, do you have any specific plans?"
Jimo Qiu's wisdom has just begun to open up, and everything he sees feels novel.
Suddenly being named by Fourth Uncle Lin, he could only shake his head.
"Fourth uncle, I don't know..."
Chao Lian rubbed his wrist, grabbed Jimo Qiu's shoulder, and said: "Isn't this easy? Just hit more! Which martial artist has not grown up in actual combat? I will try your depth first, and then let you go later.
Thirteen will fight you..."
Of course, the premise is to prohibit the high priest's methods.
Otherwise, Shaochong wouldn't be so defeated that he would be unable to turn over?
A quarter of an hour later——
Chao Lian looked at the valley that was blasted out with fear, and solemnly pulled Shaochong behind him: "Hit others."
A dead Taoist friend will never die but a poor Taoist.
A group of five people left on the seventh day of the founding of the People's Republic of China.
An uninvited guest appeared in the deserted bamboo house in the mountains. This person was dressed in an alien style and a smart outfit. His black hair was tied into many small braids and tied behind his head. He walked around the bamboo house several times and finally found that he had been deliberately hidden.
The entrance to get up.
The young man jumped down without any hesitation.
What frightened him was that the door to the underground palace at the end of the road was actually open! He strode into the underground palace with a solemn look, took half a step and then stepped back. He bent down and stared at the green plants next to the underground palace door for a long time, his eyes narrowed dangerously.
rise.
There was a vague murderous aura surrounding the young man.
He was very familiar with this plant.
It only appears in the Gongxi tribe in the entire continent.
But now he appears here, and the door to the underground palace that should have been sealed has been opened. What does this mean? It means that members of the Gongxi clan are buried here, and it means that the seal that trapped those old things has been broken. He
His mind was spinning rapidly.
reached a conclusion--
Not long before he arrived, members of the Gongxi clan also came here. The old monster who was trapped here discovered the clues. The latter saw through this century-old scam, so he became angry and killed people. Except for him, the Gongxi clan was living outside.
The only remaining members of the tribe were his eldest brother and his nephew. Which one of them is the one whose bones are buried here? This speculation made him pale in the face.
The young man fell to his knees with a plop.
"Brother, nephew... I'm late..."
This was the closest he got to a blood relative in five years.
Just a few days later, we are separated forever!
The young man knelt beside the gate, his eyes red with tears as he looked at the arm-length plant. The air around him was infected, filled with an aura of sadness and depression.
When he thought of the other person's despair and helplessness when he died, the young man felt deeper sadness in his heart, and tears gathered on his chin along his face.
Drops of water fell on the leaves of the plant.
One, two, three...
When the fourth one was about to fall, the leaves of the plant obviously turned to the side, but the young man who was wiping his tears did not notice it.
It's nothing to notice. He has also seen plants with more temperamental tempers in his tribe. Not only has he seen them, but he has also been whipped by them.
"Brother, nephew... no matter which one of you it is, the younger brother/second uncle will definitely avenge you!" The young man swore a poisonous oath on the plants, and found some clothes in the underground palace that were suspected of being the eldest brother/nephew's.
I put the fragments in my arms and prepared to take them out and build a tomb back to the clan, which is also considered as returning the fallen leaves to their roots. As for the plant by the door? It cannot be transplanted.
The young man stayed in the underground palace for a quarter of an hour.
In memory of my eldest brother/nephew who died young.
He was worried that his traces would be discovered by the old monster who had been trapped here for more than a hundred years, so he had to leave cruelly. Before leaving, he used local materials to build a tombstone. He was also afraid that the tombstone would reveal the fact that he had been here, so he hid the tombstone.
hidden.
"If I have the chance, I will come see you again."
After setting up a simple tombstone, the young man left cruelly.
Another month, the young man passed through an important town.
Sitting down to drink tea and rest, he heard a few people whispering something in the tea shop. Their chattering made the young man's already irritable mood worse. He put down the tea bowl heavily.
The guests heard the noise and looked over.
Seeing that the young man was tall and tall, and seeing the Wu Daring Tiger Talisman hanging on his waist, the courage to scold the outsiders disappeared instantly, replaced by a humble smile to please. Under the pressure of anger, the young man continued to drink tea, and heard another voice
The table was also talking about the same thing. It was just that their voices were undisguised, making the noise even more disturbing. The young man was about to look at him as a warning, until——
He heard familiar surnames from several people.
"Who do you think that person is? What is his name?"
The guest hesitated: "No, I don't know..."
The young man was angry: "That's not what you just said!"
He was sure he heard "Jimo" something.
However, the people in the tea shop were just talking about gossip, and most of the content was hearsay. Instead of asking them, it would be better to go to the person involved and ask for details. The young man just did what he said, leaving a few tea money, and disappeared in the blink of an eye.
In situ.
Everyone was left looking at each other in shock.
Until someone whispered: "Is he looking for death?"
Everyone seemed to be waking up from a dream, and they dispersed like birds and beasts.
They were talking about a recent incident!
This matter must start with the local county magistrate.
This place was a fiefdom obtained by the opponent in exchange for his military exploits, and he was ordered to station here. He had no other hobbies, he just liked to use martial arts to make friends, make friends with heroes from all over the world, and even let anyone who could defeat him get everything he had.
If he was just a brave warrior fighting alone, he would have been beaten by others long ago, but he has a heavy army in his hands, how can any stupid young man dare to attack him without hesitation?
Haha, a stupid guy came here not long ago.
The other party heard that the county marquis was famous and came specially to teach him.
"What's the result?" The young man went on a rampage, grabbed the middle-aged military general who was recovering from his injuries on the couch, and asked, "Speak quickly!"
The county prince, who had a bruised nose and swollen face, looked even more excited when he saw the young man's face. He wanted to call someone, but his neck fell into the opponent's hands. This person could definitely crush his neck before the guards took action!
"This general lost..."
When I said these words, my face was full of humiliation!
The young man said nonchalantly: "Of course I know you lost. I'm asking you, what did he do after he won?"
What was the other party’s name and where did he go?
The county prince's personal guards surrounded the place. The young man was not afraid at all, and his scornful power reminded the county prince of that humiliating afternoon. He closed his eyes and said in despair: "Shuzi is hateful, he, he wants to take away my underwear!"
"
youth:"……"
He was so shocked that he almost let go of his hands: "Huh?"
To tell the truth in front of all the guards was more painful than killing him. He broke the jar and said: "Zhu Zi is extremely hateful. He covets me and robs me of my personal clothes!"
The young man feels that his cerebellum is shrinking.
He murmured and asked: "What underwear?"
The county prince almost burst into tears: "Calf..."
That day, when he returned from hunting, he encountered a challenge.
Seeing the young man's face, the county prince chuckled and asked: "Are you going to compete with me? Are you going to stop at the click of a button, or are you fighting to the death?"
He was sure that the other party coveted his wealth.
Haha, a newborn calf is really not afraid of tigers!
The visitor said: [Anything is fine.]
The county lord drank wine and was slightly tipsy.
Seeing the person coming, he didn't know whether to live or die, so he said: "How about a fight to the death?"
Fight to the death, fight to the death!
The visitor nodded and said: [Okay!]
The result was a huge defeat for the county princes, a huge defeat without any suspense.
The county prince was drunk, his mind was not clear, and he wanted to die out of shame and anger, but the other party didn't want his head. The county prince was even more sad and angry, seeking death and survival. The man helplessly said: "In ancient times, hair was used to represent the head, why don't you take some of it too?"
What to replace?]
The young man who was traveling with the visitor nodded in agreement.
【Yes, yes, it needs to be close-fitting!】
The county prince's drunkenness dissipated a little, and his mind became clear.
I hurriedly agreed.
But soon, he would rather still be drunk.
What he encountered was a pervert!
The young man interrupted him: "No need to say anything."
Personal belongings still start with "calf", so that's probably it. The young man looked at the county lord, his facial features almost twisted into a ball: "So, did you give it to me? The old one?"
The county prince wanted to crawl into the cracks in the ground.
"new."
That thing also has his autograph and the seal of the Wu Daring Tiger Talisman. Those two damn little beasts are simply not human!
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Soon Gong Xiqiu and Tang Mei will be kicked in the face.