125. The big monsters are surfing the Internet (Happy Mid-Autumn Festival)
The courtyard of Anjia Village is a half-moon house with black tiles and white walls, covering a very wide area.
A ray of morning light passed through the skylight and shone diagonally on a corridor.
An Chen held the daily necessities and felt the warmth of the morning light falling on his body. Thinking of Xiao Bai's protest just now, he couldn't help but shake his head and smile.
He continued to walk forward, passed through the corridor and living room, walked out of the house, and came into the yard.
As soon as he stepped out of the threshold, An Chen heard some special sounds.
"Bang!", "Crack!", "Kacha!"
The last "kacha" sounds like the sound of a stick breaking?
An Chen was not surprised and started to take out toothpaste and toothbrush to brush his teeth.
Because ever since he started teaching these students to practice, it would often happen that the students would compete together in skills and physical skills.
There were even times when the sounds An Chen heard were more shocking and violent than this burst of sounds.
He didn't go out of his way to discipline the students, he just asked Xiaoqing to take care of them so that the students wouldn't get scratched during the competition.
So at this moment, when he heard those special sounds, An Chen didn't ask any questions and started brushing his teeth and washing up.
As for the big demons who were watching the show, when they saw the teacher coming out of the room, they all restrained themselves and did not dare to make any noise.
However, there were still some big demons who couldn't restrain their excitement. They clenched their fists and waved them, feeling extremely excited.
There were also some big demons who felt extremely happy in their hearts when they looked at the scene not far away, and they also roared in their hearts.
'Well done!'
I saw it in an open space not far away.
Brother Tiger held a kitchen knife, a wild boar grabbed a brick, a big buffalo raised its hooves, and a black blind man held a half-broken wooden stick and started attacking a black sack in front of him.
As a result, there were bursts of "bang", "bang" and "kacha" sounds.
The big demon trapped in the sack is undoubtedly the red-crowned crane.
After it was besieged by Brother Hu, Heixiazi and other companions, it was beaten so hard that it hurt all over its body.
It also felt extremely regretful and wanted to beg for mercy.
As luck would have it, at this moment, the big buffalo couldn't bear it and stepped forward to untie the sack.
The red-crowned crane quickly showed its head out of the sack. Seeing that its companions finally stopped and stopped beating it, it felt extremely excited and happy.
It raised its head high and glanced around at Brother Hu, Heixiazi and other big monsters, remembering that none of them had eaten breakfast yet.
So it spoke, thinking of saying hello and relaxing the atmosphere in the room.
As a result, when it opened its mouth, the entire yard instantly became extremely quiet.
"Oh, you haven't eaten yet, have you?!"
Brother Tiger, Black Blind Man, Big Buffalo, Wild Boar and other monsters were immediately stunned!
Then they all stared at the red-crowned crane, with a fierce look in their eyes.
The wild boar turned its head and stunned the red-crowned crane without saying a word.
Then the big buffalo skillfully put the sack on.
The black blind man stabbed it down with a stick, just like tinkering with medicinal herbs.
Finally, Brother Tiger picked up the kitchen knife and slapped it on the sack...
"good!
"
The cheetah couldn't bear it anymore and shouted excitedly.
And after it shouted out, it was discovered that all the big monsters standing around were looking towards it.
There was a bright light shining in the eyes of all the big monsters.
The cheetah thought he had said the wrong thing and was about to cover his mouth.
As a result, I saw the other companions, all looking away, falling on the sack again, and shouted in unison.
"good!
!”
At this moment, Cheetah laughed, and the other big monsters also laughed.
It felt like I had finally eliminated a major scourge in the village, and I felt extremely happy.
Meng Gungun also grinned and laughed while eating bamboo, thinking that the red-crowned crane was really interesting.
At this moment, Ah Li's voice sounded in Xiao Qing's ears, "Sister Xiao Qing, I want to make a face in the kitchen."
Xiaoqing looked down at Ahri who was tugging on her sleeve, smiled knowingly, nodded and said, "Okay, then you go practice."
She knew that making dough was Ahri's chosen life skill, and she had been practicing it.
It's just that until today, Ahri has not been able to create a complete facial expression.
"Okay, then Ah Li went to the cub."
Xiaoqing watched Ahri walk into the kitchen, hoping in her heart that Ahri would be able to gain something this time.
Meng Gungun also looked at Ah Li's little figure, as if he had discovered something, and couldn't help but smile even more happily.
In the kitchen, the firewood is burning brightly.
Wisps of smoke and birds rising, exuding an alluring fragrance.
When Ah Li walked in, he found Brother Que standing next to the stove, also busy.
Today is also a day for blue peacocks to cook.
"Brother Que, good morning~"
Ah Li waved her little hand towards the blue peacock and said hello.
Then she turned to look at a bee on her shoulder and said in a sweet voice, "Xiao Mimi, you have to do me a favor later."
The bee is one of the eight animals that unlocked intelligence when An Chen practiced "Five Animals" for the first time.
Just now, Ahri found it and wanted to ask it for a favor.
The bee originally wanted to refuse.
But there was nothing I could do about it, Ah Li looked so cute, and Meng Gungun looked over at her casually.
So the bee readily agreed and flapped its wings to promise that, let alone a favor, it would do it even for ten or a hundred people.
There was also this scene of it lying on Ahri's shoulder.
At this moment, hearing Ah Li's reminder, Bee quickly flapped its wings and kept promising, "Don't worry, sister Ah Li, I will do whatever you want."
After hearing this, Ah Li smiled with satisfaction.
At this time, Blue Peacock finished stir-frying the vegetables, closed the pot lid, and finally had time to turn around and chat with Ah Li.
"Ah Li, good morning. The firewood in the kitchen is too hot. Do you want a drink of water to quench your thirst?"
The blue peacock looked at Ahri as if he were looking at his own sister, with a look of love and doting in his eyes.
After hearing this, Bee felt a little sad for Erha and Xiaojin.
Look, Brother Que's attitude towards Ah Li is completely different from his attitude towards Er Ha and Xiao Jinshi.
Ah Li shook his head and said, "Thank you, Brother Que. I don't want to drink water for the moment. I came in to use some flour, glutinous rice flour and paraffin."
Blue Peacock understood immediately after hearing this and knew that Ah Li wanted to practice life skills.
So it said with a smile, "Okay, just wait, I'll get it for you."
Soon, Blue Peacock got the flour, glutinous rice flour and paraffin, handed them to Ahri, and asked with a smile, "Do you need any other materials?"
"It's not necessary for now, thank you, Brother Bird."
"Ali, there's no need to be so polite. If there's anything you need Brother Que's help with, just ask."
Blue Peacock patted his chest and promised, the more he looked at Ahri, the happier he felt.
There is even a way that being praised by Ahri is the most satisfying thing in the world.
After finishing speaking, Blue Peacock seemed to have thought of something and quickly added, "By the way, I just baked some sesame cakes. Would you like to try them first to fill your stomach?"
"No need, the teacher hasn't had breakfast yet, Ahri doesn't dare to cross the line."
Ah Li shook his head and began to mix flour, glutinous rice flour, paraffin and other ingredients together.
"Ahri is right, let's have breakfast together later."
Blue Peacock felt that Ah Li could really talk, unlike yesterday, when Erha and Xiaojin sneaked into the kitchen and stole sesame cakes, knowing how to eat them secretly.
If those two bastards were as polite as Ahri, they wouldn't have used their feathers.
Bee looked at Brother Que and shook his head, and continued to cook, thinking that he was indeed Ah Li. From this point of view, my choice just now was the right one.
Fortunately, he didn't refuse Ahri, otherwise, he might have been beaten by other companions, right?
Just like the red-crowned crane just now, tsk tsk, it’s so painful!
Just as Bee Bee was thinking this, she suddenly heard Ahri's voice.
"Xiao Mimi, it's time for you to help me. Could you please give me some honey?"
Bee suddenly became energetic and felt that the order given by Ahri made him feel proud.
It didn't hesitate and said "no problem" quickly, flapped its wings and flew up, flew over the piece of dough, and started squeezing out the honey.
This small task is not difficult for it.
But he could get Ahri's thanks, and Bee felt that he had made a lot of money from this trip.
"Thank you, Xiao Mimi."
Ah Li rolled up her sleeves, a look of seriousness appeared on her pink and jade face.
She began to knead the dough vigorously and seriously, and began to practice her life skills.
She just had a whim and thought that if she practiced her life skills today, she would make great progress.
So she took advantage of this momentum and went into the kitchen to start practicing again the life skill she had chosen two years ago.
Noodle maker.
at the same time.
In the yard, Brother Hu, Heixiazi and other big monsters had finished venting their anger, and they felt refreshed and comfortable all over their bodies.
The black sack also became silent.
It seemed that the red-crowned crane inside had been beaten to death by them and no longer had the strength to speak.
The big demons standing around also enjoyed watching it very much and felt that today was a really happy day.
And when they looked at the black sack, they all showed thoughtful expressions.
Some demons even spoke in a low voice and expressed their inner thoughts.
"I think if Adan provokes us in the future, we can do the same."
"Agree!"
Just when Brother Hu, Heixiazi and other big demons put down their weapons one after another.
A long-legged frog, dragging a green luggage, was walking in from the village gate.
It was very fast and walked into the yard in no time.
Seeing this scene, the big monsters were no longer surprised. They gathered around and began to divide the things that the long-legged frog brought back from outside.
Because in the past month or so, the long-legged frog has often slipped out secretly and brought back some novel and interesting things.
Of course, those things were quickly divided among the companions.
The long-legged frogs have also become accustomed to the "cruelty" of their companions, and they can carve up whatever they want.
It walked directly to the ground sloth and looked up at the idiot.
The idiot also looked down at it.
Then the eyes of the two great demons met in the air, as if they had reached a tacit understanding, and they nodded in unison.
Then the long-legged frog jumped on the idiot's shoulder and began to whisper in the idiot's ear.
The idiot nodded while listening, and his eyes quickly lit up.
Their conversation is naturally inaudible to the big demons who have not transformed.
But for the big demons who have already transformed, such as Brother Hu, Xiao Qing and Meng Gungun, it couldn't be easier.
"Brother, I went to the bar again this time to make sure it was her."
"But she hasn't been in a good mood lately. She seems to have been abandoned by her boyfriend..."
"You should comfort people more online. Although online dating is risky, you need to be cautious when it comes to dating, right? But I think there is still a high possibility for you two..."
After listening to the long-legged frog's whisper.
Meng Gungun and Xiao Qing both shook their heads and smiled, and the content was similar to the previous times.
Brother Hu stayed for a while and smiled helplessly.
Since the long-legged frogs brought back various computers, mobile phones and other electrical appliances from outside, the big monsters have also begun to learn to surf the Internet.
Wild boars are the most diligent learners.
As for the idiot, he is the one who chats most heatedly with netizens.
This is not just because the idiot's typing speed is very fast, and he can write thousands of words in one minute.
Also because the idiot is good at chatting, he also had a lively chat with a female netizen.
Even in the past two weeks, the female netizen made a request to meet the idiot, but the idiot politely refused.
But what Brother Hu remembers very clearly is that that night, the idiot asked the long-legged frog to go out and see how the female netizen was doing.
Hence the experience of long-legged frogs hanging out in Internet cafes and bars.
At this moment, Brother Hu listened for a while and couldn't help but shake his head. He felt that after his companions learned to surf the Internet, they really did all kinds of tricks.
I don’t know what the expressions of people in the outside world would be like if they found out that the people they were chatting with were all a group of great demon queens.
Brother Hu grinned and stopped eavesdropping. Instead, he walked aside and began to practice his life skills.
【Practice a million punches!】
This is also a life skill he personally selected two years ago.
At that time, I even got a nod of approval from the teacher, "Practice a million punches? This is a good life skill.
If you can really practice it, when you leave this mountain and live in a big city, you can open a martial arts gym or something, so that you won't have no foothold."
The teacher's words rang in his ears. The smile on Brother Hu's face grew stronger. He walked to a wooden stake and started to practice punching!
"We are still tens of thousands short of one million times, so why not just finish it in one go this morning!"
At this moment, Brother Hu felt a surge of ambition, and he began to enter a state of mindlessness and concentrate on practicing boxing!
…
The edge of the Kunlun Mountains.
From the west, south and southeast, rows of fighter planes flew in!
One after another, figures slipped from the fighter plane and jumped directly off when they were still dozens of meters away from the ground.
"Boom! Boom! Boom!"
Those silhouettes hit the ground, and bursts of dull sounds immediately sounded, as if a chariot was rolling over the ground.
"Five Dynasties Rivers, Mountains and Winds"
And at the feet of those figures, cracks opened one after another, spreading farther away!
Soon, those figures divided into three teams, and they were the Western superpowers who were preparing to enter the Kunlun Mountains!