Chapter 156 If you want to kick me, just give me a kick
Sang Chuan turned his head back and saw that it was Song Shiye who had been kicked by Sang Ning. He quickly apologized to Song Shiye: "Brother, I'm sorry, I asked you to protect me from the disaster!"
As soon as she finished speaking, Sang Ning raised her left foot and kicked Sang Chuan again.
"You——" Sang Chuan was speechless. If one kick is not enough, do you have to kick him twice?
She was about to resist, but she was interrupted by Sang Ning after she said a word: "You can't favor one against another. If you are closer to my left foot, I will reward you with my left foot."
[Hahahaha, no one can escape Sister Sang’s loving kicks.]
[One kick per kick, which can be said to be very fair.]
"I'll give you a minute to get the straw off your body. This is a country variety show, not wilderness survival. We look like two savages. Do we need to give you a fire stick?" Sang Ning said.
Looking like two idiots, they complained mercilessly.
[I announced that Sang Ning is my mouth substitute in this show, and Sang Chuan and Song Shi did act like two savages.]
[The fire sticks really made me laugh to death. I have imagined Sang Chuan and Song Shi looking like gorillas, holding a fire stick in one hand and beating their chests with the other. The picture is so beautiful that I dare not look at it!]<
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"It took a lot of effort for me to ask Yiyi to tie me the battle suit. I haven't even put it on yet. I'll take it off if you ask me to. How shameless do I feel?" Sang Chuan muttered and complained, finally meeting Song who had the same interests as him.
Time.
How could an old witch like his sister understand a little boy’s game?
Sang Ning didn't understand, and didn't want to understand. After Sang Chuan finished complaining, her eyes dimmed instantly, and a few cold words came out of her thirty-seven-degree mouth: "I count to three..."
"Okay, okay, Tuo Tuo Tuo, stop counting. As soon as you start counting, I feel that my life is beginning to count down!" Sang Chuan hurriedly stopped Sang Ning with words, and at the same time, his hands kept moving, and he quickly dismantled him.
The straw shirt on my body.
Song Shi also looked down at the cool jersey on his body, sighed, and began to weed the grass, very reluctantly.
Forget it, let’s play again next time, don’t make Sister Sangsang angry now!
[Hahahaha, counting to three is really a sure win. Every time my mother calls me that, the hairs all over my body stand on end, for fear that she will throw a pan at me in the next second.] p>
[My wife’s ultimate kill is that I am third in number. She doesn’t even have to start counting. As long as I count to three after I say it, I will kneel in front of her with my keyboard.]
[Wow, there are actually married women and men following variety shows, 6666, if you don’t hurry up and do the housework, be careful your wife asks me to count to three again.]
[What’s wrong with married women and men? Married women and men don’t have the right to follow variety shows? It’s not my fault, if that bitch dares to watch TV with me again, I can beat her until she doesn’t even know her mother.]
[I took a look at the host’s IP address, and it turned out to be the birthplace of Raking Ears. Just let the netizens hear what you said, but don’t let your wife see it, otherwise you will probably be beaten up tonight so much that even your mother won’t recognize you.
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"Is it okay this time? I've already taken off everything that needs to be taken off!" After Sang Chuan finished taking off the straw on his body, he raised his arm high to signal Sang Ning, his tone somewhat reluctant.
"After taking off your clothes, why don't you hurry up and pick grass for me? If you continue to chirp, I will make you into a scarecrow and plant it in the field!" Sang Ning came over with a roar, and Sang Chuan finally did not dare to complain anymore and bent down to start pretending.
Pretend to arrange the straw.
But it was obvious from his actions that he was not convinced. He scratched the ground with both hands for a long time, but failed to build a decent haystack.
Seeing Sang Chuan's workmanlike appearance, Sang Ning walked up directly, aimed at Sang Chuan's forearm, and pinched it mercilessly: "Give me some strength. If you can't use your hands, I can help you."
Stimulate the acupuncture points."
As Sang Ning spoke, Sang Chuan screamed, and then begged for mercy: "I am very energetic, very energetic, my dear eldest sister, please stop abusing your lovely brother!"
"Heh." Sang Ning snorted coldly and let go of her hand.
It was obviously Sang Chuan who was pinched, but Song Shi also seemed to feel the same way. Sister Sang Sang no longer loved him, and she dared to kick his butt just now. If he continues to be disobedient, he might be the next one to be pinched. p>
Thinking like this, Song Shi also quickly picked up a small pile of straw from the ground. With an attitude of thirsty for knowledge, he opened his big bright eyes and looked at Sang Ning: "Sister Sang Sang, I just tried to tie up a lot of straw piles.
I didn’t succeed in tying, I’m really too stupid, I’m so distressed, can you teach me? If you teach me, I can share the pressure with you.”
"You kid, what the hell -" Sang Chuan couldn't help scolding Song Shiye, but Sang Ning stopped him with a glare.
The idea of cosplaying the Straw God of War was put forward by Song Shiye. As soon as he came, he started studying how to make a straw shirt. Where could he study how to tie up the straw?
The little green tea bitch is the little green tea bitch. It was because Sangguan was not good enough and he was framed by Song Shiye, the little green tea, again and again!
Song Shi also had a good attitude in admitting his mistake. When he stared at people, his doggy eyes were really aggrieved and pitiful. Sang Ning's tone of voice also became gentler: "It's not difficult to bundle straw. I'll demonstrate it in slow motion. Please watch carefully."
You only need to try the operation essentials once or twice,”
[I feel that if Sang Ning changes gender, she must be a straight man. She really has no resistance to green tea.]
[Wrong, Sang Ning can only resist the green tea that she really likes. She is not used to the kind of green tea that makes her uncomfortable by poking at her secretly. Isn’t a certain Xi the best example?]
[Now that Sang Chuan's injured world has been reached, haven't you seen him rolling your eyes to the sky? You must be thinking in your heart, why is this boy Song Shiye starting to smell like tea again?]
After Sang Ning taught Sang Chuan and Song Shiye how to bundle straw, she went on to teach other guests.
When everyone heard that Sang Ning would take the initiative to teach them the essentials, they all studied hard. They had suffered too many setbacks before Sang Ning came back, and now they needed someone to rescue them.
Except for Chu Xi and Li Sulan, they both had an attitude of not wanting to learn or listen.
Sang Ning didn't pay much attention to them. She glanced at them lightly and left.
Everyone thought that Sang Ning had nothing to do with Li Sulan and Chu Xi this time, but Sang Ning came back again with a bamboo pole tied with straw at both ends.
Taking advantage of her height, she directly put the hold on Chu Xi's shoulders, and said very considerately: "Since you said you can't learn how to bundle straw, you can always pick straws, right? I've put the straw on your shoulders.
Just pick it up and walk, but don’t tell me that you can’t even walk?”
"Well -" Chu Xi was caught off guard by the sudden weight. Her shoulders were pressed by the heavy object, and she couldn't help but make a sound in pain.