When entering the screen, the big brother in a suit and leather jacket asked Jiang Yang, "What animation just happened, I'll forward it too."
He didn't understand the conversation between Jiang Yang and Wang Zheng just now.
"The Beatles."
Jiang Yang told his official account, "Isn't this song nice to sing? The voice is very similar to my wife's, both are sounds of nature."
The eldest brother retweeted it, thinking that this brother is really bragging.
The big devil's voice is very recognizable, and this brother actually said that it sounds very similar to his wife's.
If it was really like that, then this brother would be so happy when his wife calls him to wake up every day.
but--
I can understand that, who doesn’t brag when they are young?
Just as the eldest brother thought this, Uncle Wang spoke up: "It's worse than my wife. When she was young, she was a famous actor in the Peking Opera industry. When she stood on the stage and opened her mouth, there was a sea of people below and thunderous applause."
Jiang Yang: "What are you talking about? When my wife holds a concert, she doesn't even have to sing by herself. Tens of thousands of people spend money to sing for her."
Uncle Wang: "If my wife hadn't been delayed in giving birth to this bastard, she would have been able to go overseas and promote traditional culture when the ice was breaking in international relations."
Wang Zheng:……
Jiang Yang: "Nowadays, some of the people who play hip-hop abroad have to call my wife Grandmaster."
"Ah."
A disdainful voice came from behind, "My wife practiced soprano back then and almost made it into the national team!"
Jiang Yang and Uncle Wang turned around and saw the fifty-year-old man standing behind them, chewing pancakes.
Jiang Yang: "The national team members all cover songs written by my wife."
Uncle Wang: "The national team members even asked my wife for singing advice."
Internet cafe owner: "Later, because of love, even though the director of the National Opera Troupe tried his best to persuade me to stay, my wife didn't stay."
This bragging atmosphere is very motivating.
The eldest brother couldn't help but join in, "My wife looks like Tang Xin!"
An An then said, "My wife's illustrations even won an award."
Uncle Wang sighed, "Everyone has a wife."
He looked at Wang Zheng.
Jiang Yang also looked over.
The Internet cafe owner and the eldest brother didn't know why. They simply followed the trend and watched it, thinking that there were some programs to watch.
Wang Zheng: "Look what I'm doing!"
baffling.
Wang Zheng asked his father to play less, "When I was a kid, I learned a few lines from my mother to talk about the national team."
Uncle Wang: "That's also the national team. I'm exaggerating. It's all love."
"that is."
The eldest brother echoed, "My wife's profile looks like Tang Xin."
Jiang Yang: "Don't slander people, I'm not exaggerating at all."
Internet cafe owner: "It's okay to lie to everyone, but don't lie to yourself."
Bian An: "Well, his wife is the devil."
Internet cafe owner and elder brother:...
Depend on!
The eldest brother remembered what Jiang Yang said just now, "My wife's voice is very similar, both are sounds of nature..."
Big brother admires it.
This was the first time he thought he was bragging, but it turned out not to be true.
The eldest brother hesitated for a moment, "Don't tell me, I didn't look carefully just now, but now it does look familiar."
Internet cafe owner: "I'm sorry, I was just watching Movie King."
Jiang Yang was very sad. After he single-handedly killed the opponent's mid laner and was killed by the opponent's jungler, he got into an argument with the Internet cafe owner, "What do you mean you only focus on watching the Best Actor? What did you say?"
He asked the Internet cafe owner to take a closer look.
He is not doing it for this face, he is doing it for the majesty of his wife.
Uncle Wang: "Okay, it's a mule or a horse out for a walk. Facts speak louder than words, and forceful melons are not sweet."
Jiang Yang thought for a while.
"Don't blame me. In advertising jargon, it means that he takes the lead in occupying the customer's mental resources, so the customer sees him first. At this time, it has nothing to do with quality. The main reason is that he was born decades earlier.
Wang Tou, the responsibility lies with you."
Wang Zheng: "Don't talk about whether it's useful or not. Just admit that you're not as handsome as me."
Uncle Wang's screen went black, he turned around and said, "That's right."
Jiang Yang: "I'm married."
Wang Zheng: "It doesn't matter whether you get married or not -"
Jiang Yang: "I'm married."
Uncle Wang: "Can you not mention that you are married? We must seek truth from facts——"
Jiang Yang: "My wife is the devil!"
Wang Zheng: "I can't talk anymore today."
"that is."
Uncle Wang turned to look at Wang Zheng, "When will you get married?! When you get married, our father and son will stand up!"
Wang Zheng:……
Depend on!
What a combo!
Waiting for him here.
The Internet cafe owner had already pulled up a chair and sat next to them. It was quite interesting to listen to their chat.
Everyone played the game together.
The eldest brother stopped playing for a few years and was worried that he would be held back. Later he found out that he was better at playing. Now he played calmly and was not afraid even if he was cheated, because in the eyes of uncle Wang, everything was a master's trick and a wonderful operation.
Especially Jiang Yang, he is very good at deceiving the uncle.
After winning the operation, you have predicted the enemy's prediction.
After losing, it was because my prediction was too advanced and the enemy was too stupid to predict my prediction.
Anyway, it makes sense.
Uncle Wang benefited a lot and learned and applied it flexibly.
fine.
The enemies matched in the game are all of the same level, so there are winners and losers. I am happy when I win, but I am sorry when I lose. It is noisy and the time passes quickly until——
Brother's cell phone rang.
He answered the phone and roared like a lion. Jiang Yang heard it from the side, "Where are you? The master is about to tear down the door of our house!"
"I go!"
The elder brother looked at the time and saw that it was past twelve o'clock.
He quickly stood up and said, "I, I'll go back right away!"
He hung up the phone and the game was deciding the outcome, "I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I have something going on at home."
Uncle Wang waved his hand and told him to go quickly, "It's okay, life is more important."
"Thanks."
The eldest brother clasped his hands together, picked up his backpack and left.
But someone has to play the game.
Just as he was about to ask Wang Zheng to come up, the Internet cafe owner sat over and said, "I'll do it!"
As soon as he sat down, his elder brother came back. The Internet cafe owner could only sit up and asked, "You continue?"
"no, I'm fine."
The eldest brother asked Wang Zheng for an autograph, "My wife is your fan, look -"
"oh."
Wang Zheng stood up and signed his name. Jiang Yang asked Wang Zheng to take another photo with his eldest brother, just in case his sister-in-law misunderstood.
Wang Zheng walked out of his seat: "You're the only one who talks a lot, I don't know?"
The eldest brother took out his mobile phone.
Bian An: "I'll do it!"
Jiang Yang: “We photographers are all professionals!”
The supporting services are particularly good.
After the eldest brother took the autograph and took the photo, he thanked him and ran out. Instead of taking the subway, he took a taxi and ran home. After getting in the car, he turned to look at the Internet cafe, and the sunlight fell on the sign.
It's so bright up there.
Big brother is gone.
Although the Internet cafe owner made up for it, he still lost after such a delay.
Wang Zheng felt that it was almost the same. If he continued playing, it would be bad for the old man's health.
Jiang Yang: "Wait a little longer."
He has to wait for the call from his wife to invite him to dinner.
Wang Zheng: "Can't you just call over?"
"whispering sound!"
Jiang Yang was disdainful, "I don't understand the happiness of married men."
It's the kind of happiness that makes other people have girlfriends calling when they are surfing the Internet together. Some people get too much and don't cherish it very much, but Jiang Yang is the kind of person who feels very happy every time he gets it. Maybe it has something to do with the lack of love.
It's related.
Jiang Yang opened the web page to see how the MV on Tui Tui was doing.
Now the number of followers of the band’s account has skyrocketed.
Fans reported from all walks of life, let alone Carp, there were also some who read the post forwarded by the movie star, and the dog food party came from the edge to push the account to receive new dog food.