Professor Zhang asked Jiang Yang to continue speaking.
The first part of "The Three-Body Problem" can be said to be a science fiction suspense.
The previous story is constantly paving the way for suspense. Some high-level scientists committed suicide, physics does not exist, and then the existence of human beings is just an accident. Now the accident is over. It is all suspense.
Professor Zhang is now intrigued and really wants to hear the follow-up. However.
When talking about bangs, Jiang Yang suddenly remembered that his alma mater and the Conservatory of Music were just across the street. The ugly bangs haircut he had originally was done on this street. The barber got his hair cut there every day.
He looked at the two uncles and said, "Let's go get a haircut!" Professor Zhang:...
Where does this start?
Jiang Yang stood up and said, "I'm treating you."
When Jiang Yang failed to get a haircut, although Jiang Yang's five dollars didn't cost him a bicycle, but his bangs were so ugly, the barber had to give him an explanation. The explanation given by the barber was that Jiang Yang could get a free haircut from him.
However.
Li Qingning was really afraid of the ugly bangs that the hairdresser had given Jiang Yang, so he never let Jiang Yang go there to have them trimmed. Also, after graduating from university, Jiang Yang rarely came here because of work and residence.
I haven't used this offer a few times.
Now that this problem has been mentioned, we must form a group and go to the uncle’s place to get a haircut. Professor Zhang: “Forget it.”
If Jiang Yang wanted to get a haircut, they could go with him, hang around, chat, and get a haircut as a group. The barber would think they were taking advantage.
"Go ahead."
Jiang Yang felt that Old Feng had invited him to drink and Professor Zhang had cooked the food, so he had to treat him to something. Besides, Jiang Yang got this preferential policy in exchange for the ugly bangs he wore for less than half a month. When Jiang Yang thought of those bangs
, I feel like it would be a pity not to use this discount more often.
Old Feng touched his hair and found that it was no longer short. Since Jiang Yang insisted on treating him, "Let's go!" Professor Zhang no longer insisted.
then--
They got up and went out without picking up the leftovers.
When passing by Teacher Li Qingning's house, Jiang Yang deliberately asked Lao Zhang and Lao Fengtou to slow down so as not to be seen and heard by Li Qingning. If Li Qingning heard it, Jiang Yang's haircut plan would be ruined.
After leaving Teacher Li Qingning's house, Professor Zhang asked: "Aren't you afraid that the barber will give you another ugly haircut?" "It's okay."
Jiang Yang didn't have bangs this time, but kept his hair straight.
This kind of ordinary hairstyle can still be obtained by the uncle, otherwise he would have been kicked out of the street. After going downstairs.
Don't say it.
Old Fengtou and Professor Zhang were both old, and they walked in an old-fashioned manner. They matched Jiang Yang's crab-like gait, and they walked unhurriedly towards the street where the barber shop was.
On the way, they continued to chat.
This time, I talked about why physics does not exist. What particles collide like billiard balls but go up to the sky and down to the ground when they are played. This breaks the scientists’ understanding and explains why physics does not exist. Shooters and farmers, etc.
It whetted Professor Zhang's appetite.
Professor Zhang is now doubtful, "Is this really science fiction?" It's too mysterious.
Coupled with the countdown on the retina——
No matter how he looked at it, he felt that this was a supernatural film. He had never heard of any technology that could control the human retina. With this technology, one could directly play games such as VR with the naked eyes.
He has read a lot of science fiction stories that ended up being supernatural. Professor Zhang wondered if Jiang Yang's story would follow the same pattern.
After receiving an affirmative nod from Jiang Yang, Professor Zhang wanted to see how Jiang Yang compiled it. As for Old Feng -
He suffered from amnesia. "The idea of printing a digital countdown on the human retina is really brilliant. How did you come up with such a genius idea?"
Jiang Yang: "I copied it myself!"
Old Feng patted him on the shoulder, "Don't say that, I gave you the authorization. It's not considered copying, it's considered a tribute. Jiang Yang looked at Professor Zhang: "Does he really have amnesia?"
Professor Zhang: "There should be, right?" A neighbor told him.
Jiang Yang nodded: "Uncle, you owe Professor Zhang a hundred yuan and you haven't paid it back." Old Fengtou: "Get out of here!"
While they were talking, they arrived at the street where the haircut was. The uncle was still there! It was on the curb, between two trees.
The barber man set up a stool with a tool box and cleaning tools next to it. Jiang Yang hurriedly called on the two men to hurry up.
The barber is quite free now. He is sitting on a stool and browsing short videos. When he noticed someone approaching, he raised his head and said "Yo!"
The barber stood up.
He has a very deep memory of Jiang Yang.
He remembered that a shy boy came to get a haircut. He was very careful when communicating and was afraid of saying the wrong thing. After he said "micro-break cover" and the uncle said that he had never heard of it, the boy rarely spoke and started to use gestures.
Communicated.
As if he were an alien and would expose himself if he said one more word.
It was because of this miscommunication that the barber gave Jiang Yang a haircut that could be considered a stain on his career.
Of course, it’s his fault too.
I used to give my family some simple haircuts at home. After I retired, I also got haircuts for older people. Most of them were very ordinary haircuts. I couldn't control the aesthetics of Jiang Yang's haircuts, so it was very difficult after getting the haircut.
Ugly.
"Uncle, three heads, free of charge." Jiang Yang approached and pointed at the two uncles behind him.
With his posture and tone, I thought he was ordering food in a restaurant. The barber felt that it was too much for Jiang Yang to bring people here.
His preferential policies are targeted at Jiang Yang alone.
Jiang Yang took out his mobile phone, opened his wife's WeChat Moments, and found out that when he had that hairstyle, his wife wanted to take photos as a souvenir, and even sent the photos to the WeChat Moments for the uncle to see, "Uncle, let me tell my conscience, do you still feel that now?"
Is it too much?" "No means no--"
The barber man said, looking at the photos in his circle of friends, "Your request is not too much."
Jiang Yang hesitated when he saw that the barber man was so straightforward, just like he was bargaining when buying groceries. He was thinking, how about four people?
This chapter is not over yet, please click on the next page to continue reading! He earns five yuan to buy a serious bottle of Coke.
When the barber saw Jiang Yang hesitate, he knew what he was thinking, "Just three! If there are more, we won't discuss it." "It's just the price of a bottle of Coke... that's fine."
Jiang Yang saw that the barber man was determined and stopped insisting. Good guy!
Old Fengtou and Professor Zhang looked at each other.
The barber probably regarded Coke as a unit of money because Jiang Yang said that one more person would only cost a bottle of Coke. But they both knew that this boy really wanted to buy Coke.
He still wants to make money! How shameless.
Old Feng looked at the students coming and going on the street and approached Professor Zhang: "You shouldn't have agreed to come. "Huh?"
Professor Zhang: "You obviously agreed!" "Really?"
Old Fengtou: "I have amnesia and can't remember clearly. Don't lie to me." Professor Zhang:...
Who are these people?
The barber picked up his tools and said, "Come on, who of you will do it first?"
Professor Zhang asked Old Feng to come first and try out the barber's skills first. If the skills are not good enough, then Jiang Yang would not need to have a haircut. Otherwise, Jiang Yang would go back with an ugly hair style and Professor Zhang would not be able to tell him.
Li Qingning explained.
He still wanted to listen to Jiang Yang's stories in the future.
Old Fengtou didn't think too much and sat on the chair, "Okay, I'll come first. As for Jiang Yang and Professor Zhang——
There were two small horses next to the barber's tool box. The two sat down and continued to chat: "Lao Wang asked the military to invite him over for a meeting. He also talked to Ding Yi about why physics does not exist. Many scientific leaders do not want to be
After the turkey scientist committed suicide and so on, he came home, and his countdown happened at this time—"
Professor Zhang understands now.
Jiang Yang's "floaters" trick just now turned out to be Lao Wang who was being targeted. "Those scientists who committed suicide probably also used this method to torture them into madness."
Old Fengtou, who was having his hair cut, said, "You have such a terrible case of floaters. How did you come up with it?" Jiang Yang and Professor Zhang looked at him together.
Old Fengtou: "I am forgetful——"
The barber was surprised and asked Jiang Yang: "Did you make up this ghost story?"
He started listening to this part. Although he didn't know the previous story, he felt that this ghost story was well written and very scientific.
Jiang Yang: "Science fiction, this is a science fiction story!" There is a big difference between the two.
"Yeah?"
The barber was not very convinced.
Because the story Jiang Yang told was similar to the plot of a ghost movie he had just watched. In this ghost movie, the protagonist was driven crazy and committed suicide because he could see dirty things, which was similar to the protagonist Jiang Yang.
When Old Feng saw that they didn't pick up on him, he hurriedly said: "It's really science fiction! Xiao Jiang's plot was inspired by my floaters, it's not a ghost story."
Old Feng pointed his head at his own eyes. This was his proud achievement for his eye disease. Really!
Old Fengtou originally thought his floaters were quite annoying, but he couldn't get rid of them. Now.
He suddenly inspired others, and there was such a story about floaters, so he felt that it was somewhat interesting, at least not so painful, haha.
The barber nodded confusedly.
Professor Zhang asked Jiang Yang to ignore them and continued that since Lao Wang was targeted, the suspense that had been laid out for so long should soon be answered.
However - Jiang Yang is still full of suspense.
The scientific boundary told Lao Wang that his nanomaterial experiments had stopped and the countdown was gone. Lao Wang had stopped and there really was no countdown!
"Ho!"
The barber couldn't help but marvel after hearing this. This ghost story was artificial in the end. Just like the routine of domestic horror movies, it was definitely artificial in the end.
Jiang Yang ignored the barber's interruption and continued: "Lao Wang was very angry and felt that it was all caused by the scientific boundary. Although he didn't know what tricks these people used, Lao Wang believed that it was not some supernatural or miraculous thing.
It can be explained scientifically!”
At this time, the climax of so many suspenseful foreshadowings comes!
People on the scientific frontier will definitely give Lao Wang a greater shock.
"She told Lao Wang that in three days, on the 14th, from one to five o'clock in the morning, the entire universe will flash for you!"
"Ouch!"
The three uncles exclaimed together. This sounds very romantic.
But the three uncles had heard the story all the way. As soon as this sentence came out, they felt that the unfathomable mysterious force was declaring martial law, and the dimension of the story was suddenly raised, as if they were the center of the world.
Continuously shrinking outward, the entire earth, the entire solar system, and the entire galaxy become a point.
A little further away, something is staring, which makes my hair stand on end just thinking about it.
There are only a few uncles who have never heard of the Cthulhu Mythos, otherwise they would think of it now. After all--
The whole universe flickers.
The barber man thought: "Your ghost story is very exciting!"
Other people's ghost stories are all about an island, a house, or a village. Jiang Yang's ghost story directly flashed the universe. "Science fiction, this is science fiction!"
Jiang Yang emphasized again.
Professor Zhang didn’t believe it: “Is your story really science fiction?” He had never seen such supernatural and supernatural science fiction!
"It's really science fiction."
Jiang Yang told them not to worry and listen to him speak slowly. He just finished speaking.
"Ouch."
The barber stopped and listened to the story. He was distracted and made a gap in Lao Feng's hair. "I'll fix it for you and fix it," the barber said hurriedly.
Jiang Yang: "Uncle, are you good at this craft?" Jiang Yang was really worried.
"Distracted, distracted."
The barber didn't think it was his fault, "The story you told is mysterious and attractive." Even if he was distracted, he couldn't stand the story.
Jiang Yang: "That's right!"
This is "The Three-Body Problem", it's not normal for me to be distracted.
Fortunately, it was just a small gap, and the barber repaired it quickly.
But Professor Zhang didn't believe in his skills anymore, so he made a second hairdresser to try again. Professor Zhang's hair was short and a little trimming would be enough.
so--
Jiang Yang talked about Lao Wang hanging up the "Universe Flashes for You" call, and remembered that the caller was playing a VR game. The name of the official website of this game was very special, so Lao Wang remembered it.
"He got into the game-"
Jiang Yang stood up and sat on the chair. Professor Zhang, who had fixed his hair, sat on the horse. "——Did you meet King Wen of Zhou during the Warring States Period in the game?"
Old Fengtou: "What the hell? I'm forgetful, not dementia, don't fool me!" Jiang Yang: "Just listen -"
call!
Just then, a strong wind blew up.
Professor Zhang raised his head and saw dark clouds gathering over his head unconsciously, "It's going to rain." The barber hurriedly gave Jiang Yang a haircut.
However--
Despite the strong wind, the rain came quickly, and the raindrops fell quickly and sparsely. "It's almost done."
The barber man's hand movements accelerated and then stopped, he stepped back and took a look, "That's it." He stopped and began to collect things in a hurry.
Jiang Yang looked in the mirror and felt that it was almost done. A gust of wind blew, and the raindrops gradually became denser.
"That's all!"
Jiang Yang stood up and walked back quickly with the two uncles who were still waiting for him, wearing the barber's shawl. On the way, considering that the two uncles were old, Jiang Yang gave them the shawl.
Keep them out of the rain.
finally.
Not long after the rain started getting heavier, they entered the building.
Among the three people, only Jiang Yang's clothes got a little wet because he didn't have a shawl to protect him from the rain.