Jiang Yang asked: "Do the cavemen on the top of the mountain know?"
nonsense!
Of course Erha and Bian An knew.
They just don't know Jiang Yang's mental state.
Jiang Yang is in good spirits.
When he just answered "I am from the Earth", he suddenly thought of the movie "This Man is from the Earth" and remembered that the sentence "The Hopi see time as a landscape" also came from this movie.
This movie tells the story of a professor. When he resigned and moved away, his professor colleagues came to see him and still didn’t understand why he had to leave. So, in a small room, the male protagonist told them that he was tens of thousands of years old.
The cavemen of the past could live forever and remain 35 years old, so they had to move every ten years.
He had been a tribal leader, a disciple of Buddha, and a Jesus——
A large room of professors, including biology, psychology, and religion, left him stunned for a moment.
They all believed it.
After Jiang Yang thought of this story, he suddenly found it quite interesting.
Just right.
The book in his hand tells this story.
Erha and Lao Bian have never heard of this story, Jiang Yang is bragging to them!
"I am serious!"
Jiang Yang took a bite of his hamburger and said, "As an authentic Kyoto native, I have lived here for a long time. But, you also know that the sea has changed a lot, and it is different now than it was then. The only traces of my life remain.
Yes, it may be a cave that our tribe doesn’t know is still there, and there are rock paintings of us hunting animals on it. In the tribe at that time, the rock paintings were equivalent to recipes, and there were specialized people who were responsible for drawing them. I remember one time, we went out hunting,
If he fails to catch the prey he drew, when the leader comes back, he will be beaten until his teeth are all over the ground, and he can only live on liquid food chewed by others——"
Erha and Bian An looked at him blankly.
no.
Brother, why did you make the story so real?
I don't really expect them to believe it.
Bian An took the book from Jiang Yang and said, "You've come to fool us after reading this book."
Jiang Yang let them read it as they pleased.
There is no content about this in the book, it is all lines from the movie.
"Later, because I never grew old, they thought I had witchcraft and made me their leader. I also relied on my own experience to lead the tribe very well. We hunted many mammoths, but as time went by, they
They felt that I had sucked their lives and they wanted to kill me. I had no choice but to run away. Then I headed west——"
Jiang Yang paused.
It's a bit out of shape here.
In the movie, the male protagonist lived as a Sumerian for thousands of years, and also became a Phoenician, and then went east to meet the Buddha——
fine.
Use it in other novels.
"I wandered in Tibet and the desert for a long time, especially in an oasis with a deep cave. Every day I thought about the meaning of my life next to the bottomless cave. We even made a
I used a stone like an eyeball to worship the entrance of the cave. Later, I left the desert and continued westward, and happened to encounter the time of Buddha——"
Then.
Jiang Yang told them that he studied with Buddha, and then went to live with tribes in the Middle East, learned Hebrew, and named himself John.
Later, when he saw that people were struggling to escape suffering, he taught them Buddhism: "The original philosophical teachings of Jesus were actually Buddhism in Hebrew, kindness, tolerance, righteousness, and love. Cruel realists admitted that life is its
The state that appears everywhere, the Kingdom of Heaven means goodness, and the Kingdom of Heaven is where it should be. 'I am who I am', this is the truth realized by the Buddha."
Jiang Yang looked at them: "Then, the name John is easily confused with the Hebrew word Yochana, which means 'God is merciful' in Hebrew and was later translated into Latin.
and become Jesus.”
Bian An and Erha looked at Jiang Yang blankly.
This whole deceit——
They didn't believe it, they were convinced.
They have seen people who get drunk and brag and brag to the sky, so that people will know it is fake.
They have also seen the kind of bragging, but the bragging is so small that it is difficult to tell the truth from the lie. However, the key to bragging yourself to the sky and asking for proof is to not consider the premise of Jiang Yang's longevity.
It's really hard to argue with people.
Bian An thinks this is really awesome!
He returned the book to Jiang Yang. The book contained information about the cavemen on the top of the mountain and the geographical changes at that time that Jiang Yang had said, but there were no details about the cavemen's life or philosophy. It seemed that Jiang Yang had read a lot of other books.
He couldn't help but give a thumbs up: "You are definitely the most refreshing and refined braggart I have ever seen."
but--
He took out his mobile phone, searched for news and let Jiang Yang read it.
This is a piece of news about Jiang Yang and Li Yu’s marriage. After the news broke, a reporter went to Jiang Yang’s hometown to interview Jiang Yang’s parents. During the interview, the reporter was also embarrassed and asked Jiang Yang what else besides his face could he marry the big devil.
Advantages. Who knows, Jiang Yang’s parents were arguing over who was Jiang Yang’s handsomeness. What they were arguing about was not about genetics. When Jiang Yang was born, his head was pointed and particularly ugly. An old lady in the same ward
It is said that a newborn's head is soft and you have to rub it down.
This project was carried out by Jiang's father, and he worked carefully for a long time.
But this project was directed by Jiang Yang's mother, so both of them took credit in front of reporters.
In the end, all the reporters didn’t know what they were asking.
Now.
Once this evidence is presented, Jiang Yang's boast just now will be undermined.
When Jiang Yang saw the news, he was helpless: "It's boring."
Erha thought: "You bragging braggart is definitely the ceiling for bragging!"
It's like swearing.
You call the other person a bastard.
This is not awesome.
What's awesome is that you call the other person a bastard and prove that the other person is a bastard, and the other party can't refute it.
This is very tasty!
The only pity is that the media found out whenever Jiang Yang wetted the bed. They knew Jiang Yang thoroughly.
Jiang Yang had almost eaten lunch during the conversation.
Since he couldn't brag anymore, Jiang Yang said goodbye to Erha and Bian'an and returned to the company.
This chapter is not over yet, please click on the next page to continue reading! Erha looked at his back: "You are so good at deceiving him. If he is a foreigner I don't know, I might believe him."
Erha felt that Jiang Yang's story was particularly suitable for the "I, Jesus, give money" scam routine.
Back in the office, Jiang Yang started writing this story.
He wanted to write this story out, straighten it out, and then deceive people.
so--
When Li Qingning came back, Jiang Yang couldn't wait to tell her: "Honey, let me tell you a secret."
"What?"
Li Qingning used a piece of paper to lightly apply lip makeup.
You can't let Jiang Yang eat every meal, lest you get poisoned by then.
Jiang Yang: "I am actually Jesus."
Li Qingning: "Didn't you drink Coke? Why are you talking drunkenly?"
Jiang Yang was stunned for a moment.
He destroyed all the Coca-Cola corpses, how did his wife know?
Of course, Li Qingning knew about it when the elevator girl sent the message to Li Qingning. The elevator girl seemed to have taken a picture of the fish, but in fact she also took a picture of Jiang Yang's Coke.
As for whether it was intentional or not, I don't know.
"ah?"
Jiang Yangxin said that he learned this from some grandson, and he learned it badly.
However, this is not important.
grandson--
No, Jiang Yang hurriedly repeated the lie he just said.
Li Qingning was surprised.
Although Li Qingning has become accustomed to Jiang Yang's unrestrained imagination and her own smart speakers coming up with unexpected ideas from time to time, this story still made her feel astonishing and unconventional.
certainly.
That’s it for this story.
It was impossible for Li Qingning to believe that Jiang Yang was Jesus. They had drawn so many maps. "If my mother hadn't told me about you wetting the bed when you were a child, I would have believed it."
Jiang Yang was convinced: "Why does this old lady say everything?"
Jiang Yang also gave up. It seemed that this story was not suitable for deceiving people in his environment.
It can only be changed into a drama or movie to scare people.