Chapter 40 Aiqing, it turns out your face is still there, ha!
Inside Cangchen Hall.
The senior civil servants of the Ministry of War lowered their heads and huddled in a row to receive training.
Yuchi Gong pointed to the pile of account books and asked with a smile:
"My dear, I forgot to look at these account books even though I didn't come here. With just one glance, I thought I had an eye problem, so I called the imperial doctor to come and take my pulse. Only then did I know that I am in good health. Oh, it turns out there is something wrong with the account books." "This is the account you have kept over the years, my dear ones. When I look at it, it is as neat as Dengdong. How dare you show it to me, for fear that it will not stain my eyes?" (Dengdong means big hand)
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"I can't keep track of my accounts clearly, and I can't remember my salary clearly either. I won't receive my salary this year. Huh? Li Aiqing, it turns out your face is still there, haha!" (You still have a face)
"Today, I did some fortune-telling for you all on behalf of Qin Tianjian, and I found out that some of you who have survived until now are unharmed and have unusually hard lives. It turns out that you have two heads. You must be careful, because from now on you will only have two heads.
One head, I want the other head today."
The faces of several ministers of the Ministry of War were burning with pain. The Long Live Lord's mouth was so poisonous. He smiled so warmly and cursed people without using any curse words. It was heartbreaking to hear them. Just now they really invited the imperial doctor to come and check their pulse, which made their faces hurt.
Red.
Between the lines, they are saying that their accounts are like shit, how dare they use it, they think they live long enough, and they still have the nerve to receive a salary. Don’t even think about receiving a salary this year...
They all secretly complained about Zuo Shilang, why did he take the initiative to provoke Lord Long live for nothing, causing them to be called in for a collective reprimand?
After a scolding, Yuchi finally said respectfully: "I will ask the Ministry of Accounts to sort out this mess for you, and some of you will also donate your salary this year to the Ministry of Accounts."
The left minister of the Ministry of War trembled in his heart and said quickly: "Long live my lord, my colleagues in the Ministry of Household are busy with spring plowing, how dare I bother you..."
Yuchi Gong interrupted directly and asked with a smile: "Why, do you want to trouble me?"
The ministers of the Ministry of War collectively knelt down: "I don't dare!" They were soaked with sweat.
Yuchi Gong stopped laughing and said coldly: "That's settled. Next time you dare to use something like this to stain my eyes, I will let the world see whether your head is flat or round."
The final word!
When several ministers came out of Cangchen Palace, they felt as if they had been reborn all over again. On the way back, they all complained about the left minister of the Ministry of War.
The left minister of the Ministry of War also regretted it. He had been waiting for a whole day since the account books were taken away yesterday and nothing happened. He felt very uneasy and found an excuse to enter the palace to see the emperor.
Unexpectedly, Long Live Master just had people carry it here on a whim. He didn’t even look at the account books, and they were all piled up intact.
It's going to be bad if he goes away, reminding Long Live Lord.
He watched the emperor finish his lunch with his own eyes and chatted gently with him. Then he flipped through the account book and took a look, and his aura immediately changed.
Next, the emperor called the ministers of the Ministry of War directly and lined them up in a row to reprimand them for a whole afternoon.
Although he had been reprimanded, the Minister of War, Zuo Shilang, felt at ease at this moment, thinking that after such a large-scale reprimand, he should not have discovered anything.
As long as the emperor is not suspicious, he will not check the accounts. After handing the account books to the Ministry of Accounts, he will just reorganize them according to what they recorded, and there will be no problem.
When the left minister of the Ministry of War thought about this, his mood suddenly became clear. He felt that he had not been reprimanded in vain, and it was also rewarding.
Yu Chigong in the Cangchen Hall was sitting on the throne with his eyes closed, not knowing what he was thinking.
When he opened his eyes, he summoned someone and gave some secret instructions. The person quietly retreated and headed towards Wu Mansion.
All of this today was within Yu Chigong's calculations. He deliberately made things worse. He scolded him severely, and then handed the account books to the Ministry of Accounts for regularization on the pretext of irregularities in the Ministry of War's account books.
Wu Dingbang was at the Ministry of Accounts, and he used the excuse of returning accounts to check all the accounts of the Ministry of War without anyone noticing, thus avoiding a major war and numerous obstacles.
By the time the people from the Ministry of War realized something was wrong, it was already too late.
At night, in the small house.
Zhichun reported everything that happened to her today in detail. It was a pity that Li Ruoyi's maid had also left the palace and could not act as a stumbling block.
Lihua laughed and asked her to take a rest first, but Zhichun couldn't take it easy, so she let her go.
Lihua closed her eyes and rested, and began to beg the dog system for today's spoils.
After the competition with Wang Shiyu, the dog system immediately sent a congratulations notification.
At that time, Lihua was busy and had no time to pay attention to her. Moreover, she restrained her thoughts to prevent the dog system from noticing, and waited until it was late at night when no one would disturb her before executing her thoughts.
A game between pear blossoms and dogs officially begins.
Lihua: ‘I won today, what is the reward for clearing this level?’
This is Pear Blossom’s talking skills. She directly states that there is a reward for completing the level, instead of asking if there is a reward for completing the level, lest the dog system says there is no reward, and the conversation cannot continue.
System silence: ‘…’
Lihua waited patiently, not anxious at all, because she knew that the dog system has emotions, and the tone of today's congratulation notification contained a hint of excitement, and she noticed it.
Finally, after a while, the system could no longer handle the pressure: ‘The death rate will be reduced by half again.’
Lihua sneered: ‘That’s it?’
The system continues to be silent.
The pear blossoms were immediately destroyed: "Oh, I have worked so hard to achieve this result. I am tired. Anyway, there is always the possibility that I will not be able to survive in the future. It is better to blow me up now and get a good pregnancy early."
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It sounds like you are giving up on yourself, as if you are not afraid of death.
In fact, Lihua was afraid. She died suddenly once, and was bombed once by the dog system when she first came back from time travel. The feeling was so uncomfortable that she will never forget it.
She was just betting that the dog betting system would not give up on this outstanding young talent like her, but would instead hold on to her. Then she would be able to turn her back on herself and start singing again.
The game is about who is more willing to sacrifice, and who can get the higher chips.
Lihua restrained her nervousness and did not let her true emotions leak out.
Sure enough, the dog system was weighing it. After one round of measurement, he was afraid that the pear blossoms would really fall apart, so he let out a sigh of relief: ‘There will no longer be a mortality rate for missions in the future, but you need to actively complete it.’
Lihua smiled and agreed happily: "Yes!" As for how to define the word "positive", you have to listen to her, hehe.
The system was afraid that she would ask for more, so it took the opportunity to issue a task: 'In the next level, please defeat the female celebrity prodigy Sun Xiuyun.'
Lihua responded positively: "Okay!" She didn't feel any dissatisfaction as usual, and agreed happily.
The system always feels that something is wrong, but cannot find it, so it has to stay silent.
Lihua is very happy, her first game with the dog system was successful, and she will be able to make a comeback soon!
As for the new mission, it’s a dog’s way. She doesn’t have to die anyway, so let the dog wait.
Her eyebrows were crooked, and she was showing off her little pear eddies as she walked briskly around the small hall with four walls. In order to prevent other show girls from discovering her belongings, she had already moved her things to the bedroom on the second floor and hid them.<
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She even wanted to hum a song to express her joy, but she gave up thinking that she was tone-deaf.
That's right, Lihua can learn everything quickly. She can learn to play the piano and make music with ease, but she can't learn to sing.
Ever since she was in music class, she always had a stern face and a serious look on her face. She would actually smile when she opened her mouth. It was not she who laughed, but the people who listened to her singing.
When she was happy, someone knocked on the door.
Zhichun went to open the door and was stunned for a moment when she saw the person coming. She turned sideways and said helplessly: "Miss, Master Wang is here..."
Lihua's smile faded, she puffed her lips, and thought angrily: She knew there were still people who hadn't been tortured enough!