Chapter 49 My beloved concubine will starve to death
"Um, uh..." Su Siru was blaming people like Zhuge Liangnu, running away in rapid succession, but for the first time, she got stuck and found that she had nowhere to ask, and she didn't know how to ask.
She came back frustrated and sat down angrily: "Okay, I have nothing to ask."
Eunuch Yan was full of pity and shook his head like a dog: "It doesn't matter, it's just a preface. From the old slave's point of view, it's just that. It doesn't matter whether you understand it or not."
It’s just that it’s so cold up there and so lonely, so I can only go back to the Chief of Ceremonies to show off again.
Thinking like this, Eunuch Yan held his head high and turned to the next page happily: Fang Tian!
Su Siru felt uncomfortable all over. She felt that her question just now was thoughtless and she had lost her authority in front of everyone. She was not happy at all.
So I didn't bother to listen to Eunuch Yan anymore, since she couldn't even understand it anyway.
She was minding her own business when she suddenly realized why Mr. Wu Li in front of him was so quiet today? Did he understand the book that day just now or not?
Now she will chase anyone who dares to sit behind Boss Wuri. The show girls are angry at her for being overbearing, but they don't want to conflict with her. The position behind Lihua has become her exclusive position.
Su Siru looked sideways and couldn't tell, so she kicked the stool leg under Lihua and asked in a low voice: "Hey, Wu Li..."
Unexpectedly, before she finished speaking, Lihua suddenly stood up.
Lihua had already reached the limit of her endurance, and her clenched fingers were turning white. Who would have thought that Eunuch Yan would still dare to be so complacent when she spoke like a dog, and her words were full of contempt!
If you can’t bear it anymore, you don’t need to bear it anymore!
She stood up suddenly and said with a cold eyebrow: "That's nonsense, there is someone like you in the palace who misleads the children!"
Su Siru was suddenly startled, and her heart was beating wildly. She thought that Boss Wu Li didn't like her by kicking the stool and was going to torture her.
When she heard that it was Eunuch Yan who was scolding her, she breathed a sigh of relief, and then she realized that her little body was shaking slightly with excitement.
Oh my god, there’s something good to watch again!
……
At the flower viewing banquet.
Hundreds of flowers are in full bloom, competing for beauty, and it is refreshing to be in the center.
The Queen Mother was sitting on the pavilion, smiling as she watched the Emperor and a group of beautiful concubines admiring flowers in the garden. It was a happy scene.
Her eyebrows widened, and she said happily to Nanny Qin: "She is beautiful and beautiful. This banquet is really a good one. It's so interesting to see the emperor traveling with them to enjoy the flowers."
It's not in vain that she arranges this flower-viewing banquet. There are so many beauties. Even if her son is an iron man, this situation will turn into tenderness.
Aunt Qin looked along and said with a smile: "It's your mother's idea. It's rare for Long Live Lord to relax his muscles and bones. The imperial doctor said that you should have a regular diet, a regular life, a balance between work and rest, a balance between movement and stillness, a healthy body, and no disasters."
Wu Bing, doesn’t this just fit in with these words?”
The Queen Mother caressed her palms and said happily: "Okay, okay, everyone in the palace who arranged the decorations today will be rewarded. After the banquet, I will pick some materials and jewelry from the Ai family's treasury and send them to each palace."
"Hey, I'll remember it, slave." Nanny Qin agreed cheerfully, knowing that the Queen Mother was in a good mood and expected to have a peaceful sleep tonight.
The emperor under the pavilion led a group of fragrant ducks... The palace concubines were swimming around the pavilion, and their positions were all within the sight of the Queen Mother.
He is tall and slender, and he is walking slowly in circles. Even if he is surrounded by warblers and swallows, he can't hide his aura of nobility, as if he stands out from a flock of chickens and the chickens and cranes swim together.
There was a concubine whose incense was so strong that when she leaned close to her, she was so incense that she fainted.
Yuchi Gong's eyebrows were unmoved and tender as water: "My beloved, it's like smoked dried meat, it tastes very good. If you like it so much, please come and give her a box of spices from the imperial kitchen. My beloved, from now on I will use the spices that I reward you with." , go down and receive the reward."
The concubine was worried about not noticing her, but she suddenly heard that there was a reward. She was so surprised that she didn't think about the meaning. She happily thanked her and left, following the young eunuch of Cangchen Palace to receive the reward.
From then on, there was one more person in the palace who used star anise to make incense.
After taking care of the concubine who made him sick, Yuchi Gong continued to walk forward.
A plump palace concubine pointed to a poppy in full bloom and exclaimed: "Long live my lord, look at these beautiful flowers. I like poppies the most. I really want to turn into a beautiful flower every day." For my reward..."
As she spoke, she lowered her head shyly, exposing her snow-white neck, which was her most satisfying part.
Yuchi Gong's eyes were cold, and he glanced at it, feeling miserable. He didn't know how anyone dared to look at him with such an ugly posture.
He kept walking and responded in a warm voice: "That concubine is taking a lot of effort."
My heart is full of impatience, and my patience has reached the extreme. Such comments are extremely restrained.
Before the plump palace concubine could recover, Yuchi Gong had already walked to the other side.
She frowned and wondered, what did Long live the Lord mean by that? Was it a sign of coquettishness, or?
The concubine, who wore a high bun and exposed her whole face, knew a little about farming. She was tired of her stealing the limelight, so he kindly told her: "Long live the Lord said that you eat too much and grow fat. The manure in the soil is not enough for you to eat."
Soil fertility, the soil provides the fertility of crops. The quality of crops all depends on soil fertility. Yu Chigong attaches great importance to farming, so he understands.
But this is not the case for the palace concubines. Most of them are indifferent to the four bodies and the five grains. They have no culture and they really can't understand what Yu Chigong said.
When the plump palace concubine heard this, she said angrily: "You, you are talking nonsense."
She has eaten more recently and has nothing to do every day, but she will not gain weight.
The concubine with a high-back bun glanced up and down at her, focusing on a few parts, hummed softly, and quickened her pace to pursue her.
The plump concubine lowered her head subconsciously and looked at her arms. She pinched the flesh on her hands and touched her neck. It was a bit thicker. When she lowered her head, her double chin appeared.
Thinking of his behavior just now, which made Long live the Lord look at his double chin, he couldn't help but hide his face in shame and ran away, leaving the show early.
Long Live Lord Jinkou Yuyan said that she is fat, how will she meet people in the future, woo woo woo...
From today on, there is one more concubine in the harem who dare not eat more and is so hungry that she is so thin.
Let's talk about the concubine with a high bun chasing the emperor, squeezing past the concubine who was at the end and walked a little strangely.
The concubine relied on the support of the palace maid to walk steadily. Being squeezed like this, she almost fell down. When her skirt flew up, a pair of thick-soled shoes were exposed. The soles were made of who knows what, and they were at least half a foot thick.
She covered her face in panic, looked around, and then relaxed when no one noticed. She pinched the palace maid again to help her steady.
The concubine with a high bun pushed her way through the crowd and squeezed weakly to the front. She expressed her heartfelt sympathy: "Long live my lord, I haven't seen you for a long time. I can't eat well or sleep well these days..."
Yuchi Gong doesn't like to be jealous, so he usually doesn't provoke him, but now...
From the corner of his eye, he caught a glimpse of the Queen Mother watching. He casually took out the handkerchief and wiped the concubine's face considerately. His charming lips were slightly raised, and he smiled like a spring breeze:
"Then my concubine will starve to death, lest the coffin cannot hold my concubine's face."
This appearance was so handsome and charming that the palace concubine felt dizzy. She was stunned for a long time before she realized that she had a big face and ran away crying in shame and anger.
In this harem, there is one more concubine who has her face covered from now on.
Later, the Queen Mother suddenly discovered that after a flower viewing banquet, there were many more abnormal concubines.
She couldn't figure it out. It was right under her nose, but she couldn't figure out what was going on. She discussed it with Aunt Qin for a long time but to no avail.