It seems that what Ye Yunfei said is very profound. He can actually know when a person has been struck by lightning. However, this profoundness is of no use to Lei Junfei. After all, he happened to be struck by lightning at the gate of the community a few days ago.
When lightning struck, countless people saw it! How could Lei Junfei really believe that Ye Yunfei was a 'divine fortune teller' based on just two words from Ye Yunfei?
Lei Junfei still squatted in front of Ye Yunfei and asked: "Hey, since you can't calculate how old I am this year, then you can calculate how many years I can live. After all, I was struck by lightning much longer last time."
Everyone has seen it, you know this is not that powerful.【】"
Ye Yunfei waved his hand again and said: "Since I can't even calculate how old you are this year, how can I possibly calculate how many years you can live?" Then Ye Yunfei approached Lei Junfei and whispered: "But you have to be careful.
I calculate that you will be struck by lightning again in the future!"
After Ye Yunfei finished speaking, Lei Junfei immediately felt depressed. Originally, he wanted to have some fun, but he didn't expect that the Taoist in front of him not only failed to answer the questions, but also cursed that he would be struck by lightning next time. This would make
Is Lei Junfei doing well?
"With your skills in deceiving people, how dare you come out to be a fortune teller?" Lei Junfei asked Ye Yunfei, "You can continue to deceive people by yourself, I'm going home."
Ye Yunfei shook his head behind him and said: "Sir, I am not a fortune teller. I am really the current head of the Tianshu Sect."
After saying that, Lei Junfei still ignored him and walked upstairs. After all, this was not the first time he had encountered this kind of charlatan. He probably just wanted to defraud a few money and had no technical content at all!
After returning home, Lei Junfei sat on the sofa and watched TV. He thought that meeting this fortune teller named Ye Yunfei would be over, but he didn't expect...
Just when Xia Xiaoling had heated up all the leftovers from last night and brought the rice to the table for Lei Junfei and Xue Xiaomi to eat, there was a knock on the door.
Because he had to pass by the door to get to the dining table from the sofa, so Lei Junfei walked towards the door to see who was so blind that he knocked on the door during dinner time.
As soon as Lei Junfei opened the door, he found that the fortune teller Ye Yunfei had a cigarette in his mouth. He looked at him with a vulgar expression, without any sense of justice as in the afternoon. When he saw Lei Junfei coming to open the door, he immediately threw down the cigarette butt.
She smiled stupidly at him.
"What are you doing here!" Lei Junfei asked.
Ye Yunfei dropped the cigarette butt in his hand, sniffed into the house, and said, "I haven't eaten in three days, can I have some fun?"
"Of course not!" Not to mention that Lei Junfei was not familiar with this fortune teller at all. Even if they knew each other, Xia Xiaoling had said before that he was not allowed to bring his friends home casually, although the Ye Yunfei in front of him was not yet his.
Fox friends and dog friends.
At this time, Xue Xiaomi also walked out of the room. When she saw Lei Junfei talking to a stranger at the door, she ran over and asked, "Brother, is this your friend?"
"No!" Lei Junfei decisively denied Xue Xiaomi's view, because this is the fact.
At this time, Ye Yunfei seemed a little calm. He pulled the tie of his clothes and said to Xue Xiaomi: "Little sister, I am your brother's friend. My name is Ye Yunfei."
"Oh, you are my brother's friend?" Xue Xiaomi said, "Then come in and eat. Sister Xiaoling has just prepared the meal."
Although Xue Xiaomi is indeed a little cute and silly, relying on Ye Yunfei's few words of coaxing to believe that he is really Lei Junfei's friend, Lei Junfei would not be so naive and immediately said: "What on earth do you want to do?"
Ah, I asked you to calculate how old I am this afternoon and you couldn’t figure it out. Could it be that you still want to come to me and ask for fortune-telling money now?”
"How could it be?" Ye Yunfei said: "I just want to have a meal together. Besides, we have such a good relationship, a meal together is not too much, right?" As he said that, Ye Yunfei pretended to be serious.
He seemed to be close friends with Lei Junfei, so he patted him on the shoulder to express their friendship.
Lei Junfei saw that Xia Xiaoling probably didn't have any idea to come to his side, so he quickly took out a hundred yuan from his wallet and handed it to him, saying: "Okay, can you count this as the money I paid to tell your fortune this afternoon? Get out of here."
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"Junfei, didn't I just say a few words to you this afternoon? And I also said that I don't want money, I just want to have a meal." Although he said that, Ye Yunfei still quickly took Lei Junfei's hand.
He took the money and put it into his robe pocket.
Xue Xiaomi on the side now really believed that Ye Yunfei was Lei Junfei's friend. He thought that Ye Yunfei had done something to make Lei Junfei angry, so he would not admit that they were just friends at this time, so he advised: "
Brother, just let him come in and have a meal together, don't be so stingy." After saying that, he gently shook Lei Junfei's arm, looking pitiful.
At this time, Xia Xiaoling finally brought all the dishes to the table. She was wondering who the person who had just knocked on the door was, so she ran over here. Then she saw Ye Yunfei chatting with Lei Junfei, so she asked: "Jun
No, is this your friend?"
"No, no!" Lei Junfei hurriedly explained that he would strictly abide by the agreement between him and Xia Xiaoling.
Ye Yunfei made a very serious appearance and introduced himself: "Hello, my name is Ye Yunfei, and I am Junfei's good friend! But I said something less than him this afternoon, so he was angry and refused to admit that I was
His friend!"
Now Ye Yunfei looks more serious and serious, so he seems to have recovered the sense of justice he had when Lei Junfei first saw him in the afternoon. And what is Xia Xiaoling's profession? Isn't she a police officer? The police seem to have a sense of justice.
Most people wouldn't hate him, so he said, "He's Junfei's friend. Come in and eat quickly. I've just made the meal."
After saying that, Xia Xiaoling took Xue Xiaomi to the dining table, and kept telling Ye Yunfei to stay for a meal. Ye Yunfei walked towards the door in a hurry, but Lei Junfei stopped him and asked in a low voice
Said: "What the hell do you want to do? Didn't I give you money?"
Ye Yunfei took off Lei Junfei's hand on his shoulder and replied: "Junfei, I'll just have one meal, just one meal!"
Lei Junfei still held him tightly: "How do you know my name is Lei Junfei?"
"Hey, didn't I say that I am a divine fortune teller? How difficult is it to figure out your name?" After saying that, Ye Yunfei squeezed past Lei Junfei and walked toward the dining table, followed closely by Lei Jun.
Fei saw that he had already picked up a bowl and started eating vegetables. Xia Xiaoling and Xue Xiaomi didn't say anything, so they came to sit next to him and ignored him.
"Phew, I'm so full!" Ye Yunfei sat slumped on the chair, sighing with satisfaction with a toothpick in his mouth.
Lei Junfei looked at him looking like he wanted to be beaten, and thought to himself, can you fucking eat without hugging him? You basically finished the six plates of food by yourself!
Xia Xiaoling and Xue Xiaomi don't have any objections to Ye Yunfei eating a lot of food. They are women and don't eat as much as Lei Junfei, but Lei Junfei is different! His appetite is not small to begin with.
Yesterday, Ye Yunfei stood alone with six plates of food, which directly caused Lei Junfei to not eat much at all because he couldn't finish the meal.
After eating, Ye Yunfei came to the sofa and sat down as a matter of course, and asked Xia Xiaoling: "Brothers and wives, do you have any fruit?"
Hearing Ye Yunfei calling her like this, Xia Xiaoling didn't say anything, she just came to the kitchen and took out the fruits to wash them.
At this time, Xue Xiaomi also followed into the kitchen to help Xia Xiaoling wash the fruits, while Lei Junfei came to the sofa, picked up the fruit knife on the coffee table and pointed it at Ye Yunfei, shouting: "You also took the fucking money and the food.
Still not leaving?"
Ye Yunfei directly held the fruit knife between his fingers and said: "Brother, just eat some fruit. If you still eat some fruit, I will leave."
Lei Junfei looked at Ye Yunfei's rogue expression and felt helpless, so he dropped the fruit knife and stared at him closely, fearing that he would take away two items while he was not paying attention.
Xia Xiaoling cut the fruit plate and brought it to the coffee table, and said, "Junfei, please greet your friend, and I'll go back and wash the dishes."
"Hey, brother and wife, it doesn't matter, I just treat it as if I'm at my own home." After saying that, he really treated it as if he were at his own home, and directly picked up a piece of watermelon and put it into his mouth: "It's delicious, sweet and watery.
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Finally, when Ye Yunfei had eaten 70 to 80% of a large fruit plate by himself, he finally stood up and shouted to Xia Xiaoling and Xue Xiaomi who were busy washing dishes in the kitchen: "Brothers, wives, little sisters, I have something to eat beforehand."
Let's go, you guys get busy." Then he said to Lei Junfei: "Brother, I really didn't lie to you, I am really Ye Yunfei, the current sect leader of the Tianshuan Sect, known as the 'divine fortune teller', I can calculate the past and the future.
Know the future!”
Lei Junfei thought to himself, you can't even figure out how old I am this year, and you are still thinking about cheating me out of food and drink, no one will believe you!
"Okay, okay, I believe you can leave quickly, okay?" Lei Junfei pulled Ye Yunfei up and walked to the door. He wanted to push him out of the door and close the door, but he didn't expect Xia Xiaoling to run out.
"Since you are Junfei's friend, you are welcome to come and play at home next time." Xia Xiaoling said kindly. Again, what Xia Xiaoling hates are just gangsters, that is, they are just Lei Junfei's friends, but if he is around
Xia Xiaoling wouldn't be annoyed if she had a few serious friends.
"Well, thank you brother and wife, I will come to visit you again when I have time next time!" After saying that, Ye Yunfei walked slowly downstairs.
Lei Junfei turned to Xia Xiaoling and complained: "Xiaoling, why did you invite him to your house next time? He is really not my friend. We only met in the afternoon!" After that, Lei Junfei turned around again.
I went to see if Ye Yunfei had really left, but Ye Yunfei, who had been walking down slowly just now, had disappeared after turning around like this!
Could it be that I'm afraid that I'll ask you to take the money back? Lei Junfei thought to himself, and then he closed the door very depressedly.【】