[Tell me a joke, Mr. Mimikyu is a serious person]
[It’s okay, although I can’t walk far, I can go fast!]
[What’s wrong with rough-skinned Gardevoir? That’s what I like!]
[The taste of the brother in front is a bit unique]
"Human freedom is free, but that's not the reason why you came to harm my live broadcast room..." Lin Xuan glanced at the barrage and said, "If you really have friends who are interested in this, please remember one of Gardevoir's characteristics.
It’s copying, being able to copy the opponent’s characteristics.”
Gardevoir's auxiliary features are much more scalable and more restrictive in reality than in the game.
Copying in the game can only copy the characteristics of the opponent, but in reality you can naturally choose the target at will, but it cannot be changed after a long period of time after the copying is successful, and it is also impossible to copy skills such as Magic Guard.
Although the magical guardian is not as strong in reality as in the game, after all, there is no limit of four skill grids. With the weakness of Gui Chan, ghost and insect attributes, basically even an elf can kill him with one punch.
Not to mention the existence of skills such as poison, will-o'-wisp, and parasitic seeds.
"The mysterious contestant's electric flying squirrel dodged the sand at an extremely fast speed, and then the sharp-toothed land shark directly used the invisible rock to prepare an ambush. The idea was very insidious!"
"From the previous games, we can roughly judge the skills possessed by the electric flying squirrel of the mysterious player. This type has one hundred thousand volts, cheek rub, acrobatics and wings, but the electric skills are ineffective against the fanged land shark. Contact
Skills like this will be damaged by rough skin properties, so you can only choose energy balls to attack."
[Wow, you can see this, it’s awesome]
【Still pretending, right?】
[It’s okay to lie to water friends, but don’t convince yourself]
"Isn't this to give you a better immersive experience? Otherwise, wouldn't it seem like I'm the only one here showing off? I have to find some people to support me... Ah, no, let's experience this happiness together! That's right.
, that’s it!”
"Faced with the energy ball of the Electric Flying Squirrel, the Sharp-tooth Land Shark also directly used Scale Shot to deal with it. This skill is definitely a magical skill for the Sharp-tooth Land Shark. Although it will reduce physical defense, it can increase the speed, which makes up for it a little.
The fanged land shark cannot learn the shortcomings of the dragon dance. Of course, if I can choose, I still want the dragon dance..."
The skill of Scale Shooting is very compatible with Biting Land Shark, but at best it is an alternative to Dragon Dance. If there is Dragon Dance, who would want you to Scale Shoot!
"Soon, the Sharp-tooth Land Shark had already carried out two scale shots, and the speed reached a very terrifying level! To say how fast it was, it was equivalent to the Sharp-Tooth Land Shark performing two dragon dances!"<
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【Why does it seem like something is wrong?】
【Isn’t this the same thing!】
[It’s like you said it already]
"Fangtooth Land Shark thought that his speed had surpassed that of the mysterious contestant's Electric Momonga. Although this is indeed the case based on Electric Momonga's previous performance, is this really the case? What countermeasures will Electric Momonga have?
" Lin Xuan said passionately.
"Don't go away, it will be more exciting after the commercial!"
【???】
【When did you receive the advertisement?】
[I’ll go, I’ll watch a live broadcast and there will be ads?]
【Reported!】
[Could it be the legendary 100 billion subsidy...]
Lin Xuan took out a piece of draft paper from the drawer on one side, with a standard fake smile on his face, and read aloud with great emotion.
"Ahem, the youth group of this college league will be held in ten days. At the same time and place, there will be stronger players to perform more exciting battles for us. This live broadcast room will also provide simultaneous commentary, allowing us to
Let’s wait and see! Okay, I’m done reading, let’s continue.”
After saying that, the fake smile on Lin Xuan's face instantly returned to calm, and he threw the piece of paper aside.
Mainly because he just thought of the official asking him to continue promoting it after the game. He was worried that he would suddenly forget about it later, so he might as well read the lines in advance.
[Party A, is this how you read the advertisement?]
【Are you the legendary bully from Party B?】
[Teacher Mimicqiu is careful about deducting wages]
"Don't be afraid, the money has already arrived, I have nothing to fear."
Lin Xuan now felt that his previous asking price was too low, mainly because he did not expect that his vest would fall off so fast, and he actually won the championship, creating a lot of enthusiasm for the game, and the official made a lot of money for nothing.
It has been on several hot searches for no reason.
Of course, Lin Xuan has also benefited greatly, and the number of fans has continued to skyrocket during this period.
"Okay, the commercial is over, let's continue explaining the game~"
"After the opponent shot the Fang Shark Scale twice, he immediately felt that he was sure of victory, and directly used the dragon-type ultimate move, Reverse Scale! But what he didn't expect was that the mysterious player had been hiding his strength before that, and Xiaodian's speed directly
Having surpassed the Sharp-toothed Land Shark, all of the Sharp-toothed Land Shark's reverse scales were emptied and it fell into a state of chaos!"
"The mysterious player directly asked Electric Flying Squirrel to use a combination of ultimate moves, and the Fang Tooth Land Shark was unable to resist and instantly lost its fighting ability!"
Lin Xuan took a sip of water and continued slowly.
"In this battle, there is actually no problem with the Fang Tooth Land Shark's tactics. The use of the scale shot has definitely helped him establish a speed advantage. Moreover, with the power of the reverse scale, once it hits, Xiaodian's situation will be very dangerous.
, but it’s a pity that the mysterious player is better.”
Lin Xuan's painting style suddenly changed.
"How are you, brothers? Are you strong?"
【666】
[Damn, even though I know this guy is showing off, I still can’t help it, what should I do?]
【Damn, I got it for him】
"Buy~"
【Shameless~】
I don't know when there was another super power ball on Ibrahimovic's head. This was a new one bought by Lin Xuan. It is much stronger than the previous one. It is usually given to some stronger super power elves.
Use.
Of course, the price is also a lot more expensive, but is there a problem? Anyway, the institute is reimbursing it, so Lin Xuan doesn’t feel bad at all.
Today, Lin Xuan also roughly understands how wealthy the institute is, and can even take out the feathers of the lightning bird easily.
"Play your game~"
Lin Xuan pushed Ibrahimovic's head. When he used to live broadcast, these two guys would get together and play games outside.
It's okay to say that Ibrahimovic stayed in the live broadcast room to watch his brilliant performance at noon. Ibrahimovic may just want to watch the excitement.
【Put down your hands!】
[Get out of the gate when Ibrahimovic is gone!]
[Mimikyu can leave, but remember to leave Eevee behind]
[Ask male water friends to figure out their own position]
Since Ibrahimovic wanted to watch the fun from the side, Lin Xuan simply put it next to Xiaodian. As a result, as soon as Ibrahimovic passed by, he stretched his paws towards Xiaodian's bag of potato chips.
"Dandan?"
【What are you doing!?】
"Buy~"
【Just take a bite~】
"Dandan?"
【Really?】(→_→)
Ibrahimovic nodded, then grabbed a large handful from the bag and stuffed it into his mouth. One bite was definitely a bite.
"Dandan!"Σ(っ°Д°;)っ
Ibrahimovic got up and jumped immediately after getting potato chips for free.
"Don't touch the floor with your paws that just ate potato chips! Otherwise, you will be responsible for the hygiene of the house this week!"
Lin Xuan glanced at Ibrahimovic and said, last time it was this little guy who crawled around with the hand that just grabbed the spicy strips, causing him to clean for a long time!
"Buy!"
After jumping into the air, Ibrahimovic subconsciously raised the little paw that had just grabbed the potato chips after hearing Lin Xuan's words. Then his body instantly lost his balance and fell to the ground with a "snap" while dancing.
, and the little dots followed immediately.
He slapped Ibrahimovic on the head, looking like he was going to be bullied in school.
"Dandan!"
【You are the one who secretly eats my potato chips, right?】o(一︿一)o
"Buy~"
Ibrahimovic raised his head and blinked in a cute way, but unfortunately this trick was only effective on Lin Xuan, while Xiaodian was completely immune.
After that, Lin Xuan silently turned the camera back.
"The subsequent scenes were too bloody, so we stopped watching them."
【???】
[Eating alone, right?]
【I want to see it!】
【What I love most is watching Pokémon fight!】
Lin Xuan himself has no resistance to Ibrahimovic's cute tactics, but as the saying goes, evil people have their own villains to grind against, and Xiaodian is obviously the elf who can grind against Ibrahimovic...
"Don't look anymore, the battle is over~"
Lin Xuan glanced at the situation at Xiaodian and Ibrahimovic and said.
"Buy!"
【Surrender!】
Ibrahimovic gave in immediately after being hammered twice by Dot. There was no suspense in the duel between the two elves. Ibrahimovic raised the French military salute very skillfully.
【That’s it?】
【Ibrahimovic, you can’t do it!】
【Boring, I want to see a river of blood!】
After that, Lin Xuan watched some other more exciting games in the game. After all, it took a long time, and then it was gloriously off the air.
"Aha~" Lin Xuan stretched, "Ibrahimovic, help me get my medicine~"
Lin Xuan's illness is actually not completely cured yet. She still has some headaches from time to time, but she is almost healed. It is estimated that she can fully recover every day by taking some medicine and sleeping.
"Buy?"
Ibrahimovic, who was being bullied by Xiaodian, raised his head and looked at Lin Xuan.
"It's on top of that cabinet. I'm too lazy to get a stool. You can climb up and get it~"
"Buy~"
Ibrahimovic stood up and complained with some dissatisfaction. This kind of thing is obviously more appropriate to do in a smaller way, right?
Then she suddenly thought that she didn't have super powers? Then why did she have to climb up? Couldn't she just reach down?
Ibrahimovic raised his head and looked for the cabinet Lin Xuan mentioned. Sure enough, there was a box on the top, which contained some emergency cold medicine, iodine, and even toilet water.
"Buy!"
A pale yellow superpower light appeared in Ibrahimovic's eyes and instantly covered the box, pulling him down directly.
But what Ibrahimovic didn't see was that there was actually another small box next to this box. Ibrahimovic inadvertently dragged it down together. The box was also opened directly, and a golden stone fell out.