[You even know the price, but you still said you didn’t pick up the bottle?]
[I propose to crowdfund bottles for Teacher Mimikyu]
"I just went to collect them, bah! I just sold the scraps!" Lin Xuan's mouth twitched. Before he came to college, there happened to be a scrap collection place at the back door of his community, because it was close by and his family had some express delivery.
He would not throw away any waste paper or cans, which was also one of his important sources of pocket money when he was a child.
"Okay, okay, the game has started, get ready to commentate!" Lin Xuan said to the audience in the live broadcast room immediately as if he saw the savior when the official website showed that the game had started.
[We want to hear the anchor’s experience of picking up bottles!]
[Who comes here to listen to the commentary? Aren’t they all here to listen to the stand-up comedy (dog head)]
"Ahem, let's get back to the topic. The competition between 64 and 32 is still in the form of 3V3. Players from both sides can only send 3 elves. When the top 4 is reached, it will become a more intense 6V6 battle, which will further test the strength of the trainers.
"Lin Xuan said in the live broadcast room in order to change the topic and also remind the viewers who didn't understand.
"Okay, the game officially begins now. The elf sent by our player is - Happy Egg? Let me go, was it such a dirty elf from the beginning?"
After the Geely Egg came on the scene, Lin Xuan was also startled, so he went straight to the big move at the beginning, right? After all, elves like Happy Egg have always been in a state of being victimized in the competition field.
Laying eggs, shrinking, highly poisonous, disgusting tactics such as throwing on the earth are not even available to Lin Xuan, a time traveler, to teach. They have long been developed by a group of tactical geniuses. If it is a doubles battle, you can even
A place of exchange where all evil can be seen.
He is simply an elf who is extremely dirty
Just because of the special nature of elves like auspicious eggs and happy eggs, they rarely appear in places other than the elf center, so many people think this is a cute pink and white elf.
But anyone who pays attention to battle matches should know how dirty this Pokémon is.
[Why does such a cute elf have so many disgusting skills?]
[Thank you, I have begun to feel physically unwell]
[Who would have thought that this guy would be blacker than black cotton when cut open?]
"As for the elf sent by the opponent... Charizard, it's not impossible to fight, but it depends on whether Charizard has the skill of Dragon Dive. After all, Dragon Dive is all about... Okay, the opponent player chose to substitute.
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【Interrupt Spellcasting】
[Mimikyuu: You don’t even have to finish your lines?]
[As long as I change people before Teacher Mimikyu finishes saying the poisonous milk, it will count as not being milked!]
"The opponent player chose to switch to Kirby. This elf can be said to be more resistant to Happy Egg. Firstly, basically all Kirbys can suppress the skill of shrinking. Secondly, Kirby's characteristic may be immunity.
, will not fall into a poisoned state."
"And even if it's not immune, if you lie down and take a nap when you're poisoned, the poisonous power of most Happy Eggs isn't that scary, and you can even sleep on it... If there's any shortcoming, it's Kirbymon.
Elves tend to be sleepy, and sometimes the trainer won't wake them up, so be careful if they don't wake up."
[Kirby is so fluffy that it will be very comfortable to use as a pillow!]
[What kind of ruthless person are you to dare to sleep with Kirby?]
[I tried it in my previous life and it was very comfortable, especially the feeling of Kirby pressing on my body, which made me sleep peacefully]
【Quite comfortable, but a bit life-threatening】
[I tried it twenty years ago and am now eighteen years old]
"However, our player holding the Happy Egg did not choose to exchange the elves, but rather reluctantly used the poisonous skill. I bet your characteristic is not immunity! Well, it is indeed immunity..."
A cloud of poisonous mist appeared in Happy Egg's hands and headed in the direction of Kirby. It is obviously the kindest Pokémon, but it always likes to use this skill when fighting.
But when faced with the poison of the Geely Egg, Kirbymon didn't even try to dodge. He just stood there and used his energy. When the poisonous egg of Happy Egg came into contact with Kirbymon, it was ignored directly.
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Obviously, the characteristic of this Kirby beast is immunity.
[Is it possible that the original characteristic of this Kirby beast was not immunity, but it was changed to immunity because of Mimikiqiu’s teacher’s words]
[Schrödinger’s immunity, right?]
[In what era are we still talking about traditional Schrödinger? This is the immunity of Mimikyu!]
"The current situation is a bit dangerous for the Geely Egg. After all, although the Geely Egg also has attack skills, not to mention the attack power of the Geely Egg, Kirby has improved its defense."
It seems that because Happy Egg itself likes peace and has a gentle personality, her output ability is not strong. Although Xiaogang's Geely Egg in the animation has terrible strange powers, it can only be attributed to genetic mutation. After all, Xiaozhi's Pikachu can be beaten.
As for Arceus, what else is impossible?
"But Happy Egg directly chose Zhenqi Fist, let me go! Uh-huh, let's see how I fight with you! Generally speaking, Happy Egg's tactics are the dirty ones, but today's players are very violent.
, directly up is the fighting-type ultimate move Chi Bomb! And with Kirbymon’s relatively bulky body, there is a high probability that it cannot be avoided. Let me drink some water first~"
【I'll take a sip too】
[I also want to drink from Miss Mimikyu’s saliva!]
[Friends in front of you, take note!]
"This player's choice is admirable and very courageous, but as for the possible results... we can look forward to the future! Well, we can look forward to the future~"
Although the special attack of the lucky egg is not particularly bad, it is definitely not strong. Even if this happy egg has received special training, it will be difficult to compete with elves such as Lucario due to its race. Not to mention that Kirby itself is an elf known for its special defense.
Sure enough, facing the approach of the Happy Egg, Kirbymon still chose to stand still, not giving up at all, but chose to use the charging skill again.
"This Kirby is so greedy that it explodes, but greed in this case is obviously very meaningful."
As Lin Xuan finished speaking, he saw the Geely Egg directly rubbing his hands with a zhenqi fist and hitting the Kirby beast. What followed was a scene that left Lin Xuan and the friends in the live broadcast room stunned.
Kirby was directly blown away by Geely Dan's Qi Fist. Lin Xuan continued to speak after a moment of silence.
"Ahem, this teaches us one thing. Don't be stereotyped when facing an elf. How could you expect to be knocked away by a zhenqi punch when facing a lucky egg?" p>