Chapter 164: Sand Sculpture Group, all members are evil
"Jiang Xiaoliang, before the members change their clothes, you and Ernie must stay together. My sister will drive, and you will sit behind me. You can't be far away."
"Wow, I'm really depressed, my self-esteem..."
"Haha, Moragu?!"
"No...Sister Hongshu, it seems that there are too many differences in our cognition and misunderstanding. Do you think it's not far away? No! This short distance means that you and I don't understand each other. I, Xiao Jiang,
Liang! Please change the car! Say goodbye to you decently!"
"Pfft!"
The agent, Sister Hongshu, touched Xiao Liang’s head lovingly.
Protests are ineffective, so you can only obey.
After a long time, I felt hungry.
Jiang Xiaoliang was eating snacks and waiting in the car when he suddenly heard movement outside.
As soon as the door opened, she looked up and saw her sisters wearing the same "cherry" sweatshirts, smiling bright, refreshing and pure smiles at her.
"ha."
Brother Liangzi bit into the chocolate bar and smiled silently.
She doesn't understand what to wear with this?
The sisters blamed her for not understanding the charm, not understanding what a group soul is, and what the romance of being an iz*one is.
"Just like you, it's romantic."
The girls were arguing and making trouble along the way.
I got in the car and arrived at the recording studio.
Because of the theme concept of this debut title song, in addition to maintaining a "girly feel", it also needs to highlight a "strong feeling".
Roses can be beautiful, but they can also be dangerous.
This is the inspiration that the composer and choreographer got from Jiang Xiaoliang's past group duels and theme and concept evaluations. It is also the general style of the Southern Peninsula today, so-called——
"girl cush"
"Wait a minute, kids."
He stood outside the door and stopped the members who wanted to enter.
In the doubtful eyes of the girls.
Quan Enfei, who is also wearing the same purple sweatshirt as Xiao Liang, asked her maknae, "food friends" - Xiao Yuan and Xiao Liang to stand at the front.
To make the most "ferocious" expression, you must feel powerful!
“Knock knock…”
So the moment I knocked on the door and walked in——
"Hahaha!"
The iz*one chu production team, who had been waiting for the members to arrive, looked stunned at first, then their smiles instantly bloomed, and they clapped their hands and laughed.
With the arrogant-looking "Little Liangtou" in front, leading all the "sweatshirt-style" Chaiziwan guys, they walked into the recording studio as if they were disowning their relatives, like a bad boss leading a fight.
"Yo~ Madoka-san, I need a medicine~"
"Hey, Liangliang, e on!"
Chaoziwan, all members lead the villains.
The members are working hard, and the expressions on their faces are full of the sassiness of girl crus and the coolness of older sisters!
Especially the "fake maknae" Sister Quan had the most fun.
The bits and pieces I learned from the South Korean rap program "Show Me the Money", such as the rapper's posture, showed off my potential.
She put her hand to her mouth, and with gorgeous gestures, walked the steps of a second-rate person in the village. Then she "attacked" An Youzhen, who was walking at the end, in a funny tone: "Yo! That Youzhen-chan"
~Close the door!”
It's not aggressive at all, but cute and tight.
An Youzhen shook his head, looking handsome and handsome, shaking his fists and speaking in an equally sharp tone:
"No~ Girl crush doesn't close the door, hehe!"
"Hahaha!"
When the members saw this scene, they burst into laughter.
Especially in front of the South Peninsula variety show camera, there are some cherry blossom lines that I can't let go of, and I cover my mouth and laugh hard.
Sister Quan, who had a sense of swag, thought it was quite funny when she heard this. She stood up with a smile and continued:
"Mo? Let me lock you up once, Unnie?!"
She walked up to An Youzhen, and the two of them were like dancers in an underground battle, making provocative movements.
It's sandy and cute.
It's like the physical comedy of the South Peninsula gagman.
Seeing this inexplicably joyful scene, the melon-eating crowd - Jiang Xiaoliang was chewing small melon seeds and sitting on the sofa. He couldn't help but speak Daegu dialect and did extremely joyful dubbing work for this funny scene.
:
"Hey Rob, this is simply a dwarf sword fight at the top of iz*one. The martial arts player - Kwon Eun-bi, and the starship player - Ahn Yoo-jin, are two masters from the rapper mountain range."
"Oh~ Pabu, can the problem be solved by fighting? We need to fight in the recording studio!"
"An Youzhen: yo~"
"Kwon Eunbi: Medicine~"
"Stop! Stop fighting. Don't fight anymore."
The members were all made to laugh out loud by the serious and "amazing dubbing" Jiang Xiaoliang, and the two "comic artists" who were full of swag, Sister Quan and An An.
They leaned on each other and laughed so hard.
"Moah?! Hahaha!
"
In the end, even Sister Quan and An An couldn't help laughing. They couldn't hold back anymore and fell softly to the ground.
The two sisters, who were amused by the abominable "cool dubbing", squatted on the ground and covered their faces while laughing.
When Li Caiyan saw Miyawaki Sakura who wanted to join the atmosphere and was as eager as a child, she said, "When it comes to girl crush, it's sa gura~"
After cueing Little Sakura, Sister Yanzi patted Jiang Xiaoliang's leg next to her.
Everything starts from an intuition. Only the atmosphere created by Xiaoliang will give people a feeling of unfinished business.
"Inside?"
Seeing the look in Yanzi's eyes, the corner of his mouth turned up into a smile.
Brother Liangzi was confused at first, then looked sideways, and then suddenly realized.
"Oh, oh yo~ Shorty's positioning is girl crush~ Follow our former teacher cheetah! Miyawaki who only takes the girl crush route! Xiao! Liang~ cool!"
Singing funny rap, the quirky Jiang Xiaoliang.
Like a black rose in the night.
I hope she grows up, and I hope she will always be that child.
The poetic and wild "young man" has a bright smile in his eyes.
“Pfft!
"
Li Caiyan was very amused by the Daegu dialect spoken in her hometown of Xiaoliang.
I'm just asking you to give me some atmosphere, I'm not asking you to give your full output.
But she still cheered happily: "gura, come out~"
Little Sakura stood up immediately, her eyes suddenly changed, and her temperament changed.
Thinking of Teacher Qita's sense of strength, he imitated Liang Jiang's posture, with his backhand pressed on his waist, his body swaying slightly, and his eyes stern.
When you flip up your hair and look so handsome, I will give you a dozen!
Walking with bad steps, disdain, and indifferent attitude.
at last--
Little Sakura blushed slightly, pretending to be arrogant and indifferent in her eyes, and walked up to Liang Jiang who looked ridiculous and panicked.
He raised his fingers slightly, lifting Liangjiang's chin like a royal sister.
Said in middle two, low Sakura language:
"Say, surrender to my sister!"
The super-A Sakura Sakura instantly made the members shout excitedly:
"wow~"
“wuli little cherry blossom!
"
“Old Palace~~”
Guangbei next to him may be thinking it’s fun, or maybe it’s because of something else...
She subconsciously wanted to reach out her hand to stop it, reaching towards Ryoko's face.
As a result, Jiang Xiaoliang reacted, grabbed Sakura's hand with her backhand, and then pinched Guangbei's innocent little face.
Slanted eyes, crooked mouth, evil smile, and one of Sakura Island’s second lines:
"It's so sad. Why are we arguing? Is this fate?! Ha - silly little Sakura ~ I! But I am the man who wants to become King Beiko!
"
"Hahaha!
"
The members immediately staggered with laughter and fell on the sofa.
An Youzhen and Quan Enfei laughed together.
Mitsubei and Miyawaki Xiaoli blushed terribly.
Accompanying, going crazy and having fun with a group of "fake maknae" is a little romance exclusive to Brother Liangzi.
That kind of childlike, still clean and sincere youthful atmosphere will make people fall deeply into her charm.
Just because of Jiang Xiaoliang, the scene turned into ashes.
Quan Eunbi suddenly saw the production team writer sister who could not help but cover her mouth to hold back her laughter, and tried her best to hold up the reminder book.
Because of Jiang Xiaoliang's play with the members, they had a flash of inspiration and had an idea.
"Yeah, kids~"
I took the mobile phone from the hand of the main writer Xiyuan sister.
As iz*one's sister Quan, she quickly acted as the control MC. Remembering what Caiyan did just now, she hosted in the same strange and funny way:
"Think about it ~ When you think of girl crush, which teacher nim comes to mind?"
"Im!
"
Concubine Quan En, who walked out with "Qiang Qiang" strides, had become a little "sandy" because of An An and Xiao Liang.
"So, I'm prepared, video e on will make a fuss~"
The moment I accepted the video invitation.
The girls rushed to Sister Quan excitedly. In front of the mobile phone camera, only the two people who noticed something was wrong were hiding in the corner and shivering.
One is Miss Kitako, whose expression has become tense.
One is Brother Liangzi who started pretending to be dead.
The two also recalled the terrible days in Produce 48.
Jiang Huiyuan, whose mind is full of "your area?", is afraid that when Teacher Qita opens his mouth, he will say the terrible "Taxi (come back)"!
At that time, she was forced to open the door to "hell rap".
"Ryoko..."
The shy and scared Guangbei looked at Jiang Xiaoliang pitifully and helplessly with his big innocent eyes.
Brother Liangzi rolled his eyes.
She herself is more afraid.
I'm afraid Sister Qita will say:
"Jiang Xiaoliang——Oppa! Why don't you shout out?!"