Jiang Xiaoliang stood numbly in the center of the stage, looking up at the roof of the auditorium, his eyes dull and lifeless, and he couldn't help but raise his hometown-style "Three Questions of the Soul" in his heart.
I just came to meet Teacher Manmanzi, why did you treat me like this?! Brother Liang, I have already made my debut, why do I need to go through the second "stage initial evaluation"?!
With her lazy temperament, her subconscious action was to raise her little hands and try to insert them above her waist.
However, this is the iconic "cool style" posture.
In the entire southern peninsula's idol fan circle, anyone who is a little over iz*one would not know that this is Jiang Xiaoliang's exclusive cuteness.
I knew I couldn't reveal my identity.
But the brain and body can't match the secret code, and the result is——
Brother Liangzi paused, his brain twitched, and he raised his little hand and made a weird and funny pull-up action.
"Forehead…"
Brother Liangzi, who was aware of his behavior as Pabu, wanted to work hard to save his image. He immediately squatted down slightly, pressed hard with his small fist, and then turned his head to look at the "culprit".
She immediately pulled her side by side and covered her face with the embarrassed little Dongmei.
"Come! Dongzi, uli! fighting!
Come on, let’s hurt each other~ Let’s die together!
Damn golden winter!
"Sister Jiang! Stop!"
Seeing Jin Minting with a shy smile, she wanted to crawl into a tree hole...
The depressing assessment atmosphere instantly became joyful because of her.
"Hahaha!"
"Dafa, this relative is so funny~"
"Haha, Nomu is funny. I have never seen her before. Do you know her? She is a new trainee?"
A certain little deer who was eavesdropping wanted to raise his little hands and say happily:
"I know her! I know her!
Not to mention the "S.M" trainee girls who were watching below, the teenagers smiled very happily, showing the innocence that they should have at this age.
Even An Qixuan and Min Xizhen at the judges' table were equally amused by this scene.
"This is a very charming relative, Hee Jin."
The former is also known as Kangta. He is the first generation idol group, one of the ancestors of the idol culture of the Peninsula, and a legendary member of h.o.t.
Years of experience have given him a sharp eye, and he can spot the bright spots in a trainee at a glance.
Not to mention talent, talent, and most importantly, good looks, just talking about a person's charm and courage to dare to show off on the S.M assessment stage is beyond most trainees.
"Right~ I've met her before, but she actually rejected me. Oh Gu, I'm really angry to death."
Min Xizhen nodded vigorously, looking at "Little Sister Jiang" with unabashed love in her eyes.
Could she not know?!
I saw him at Big Hit last time, and the thing I can’t forget the most is this funny little man.
To put it harshly, be realistic...
Trainees in the Southern Peninsula are like handicrafts. Their talents can be practiced at all costs, and their appearance can be determined by the hospital. Only temperament is the most difficult to cultivate.
Just like the three extremely famous looks of s.m——
Bae Joo-hyun, who looks cool, and Jung Soo-jung, who is noble and cool...
Of course, there is another one, and at this moment, the goddess, "Yunphrodite" is sitting in the back row with her mobile phone, secretly filming Jiang Xiaoliang's dark history like a "paparazzi".
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"Ah~ it's so fun, Oh Dok, little Liang!"
And she never tired of it, and she was enjoying it. Lin Yoona was smiling from ear to ear, and her little feet were jumping cutely in the air.
She looks like a playful and fun-loving girl.
Brother Liangzi doesn't know how other people can be happy.
While the mask sealed her appearance, she lowered the brim of her peaked hat and hid her pair of blue eyes, which are the most beautiful and famous in the entire southern peninsula.
God knows how angry and irritated the agent Hongshu Sister will be when she knows that she, Jiang Xiaoliang, is here on vacation. She may really want to run around the Southern Peninsula by herself.
Thinking of that kind of tragedy, the "paper man" Xiao Liangzi felt cold all over.
Axi, don’t reveal your identity no matter what!
Jin Wenting bit her lip, and carefully glanced at Xiaoliang, who was suddenly silent and quiet, with a shy smile.
I feel a little happy in my heart because Xiaoliang is accompanying me, and of course there is also a trace of self-blame because Xiaoliang is unhappy.
While she was apologizing, she remembered to call her by her s.m codename.
"Miane, Jiang Chunchun."
"Nai? Jin Wenting, what did you call her?!"
When she saw Min Xizhen, she immediately frowned and looked confused.
Jiang Xiaoliang came back to her senses, immediately covered Xiao Dongmei's mouth, and laughed dryly at Min Xizhen, who had doubtful eyes and expressionless face.
"Heh...heh..." She said in the same "Crayon Shin-chan" voice she used when she met Min Xizhen at Big Hit with Jin Caiyuan last time:
"Oh, ah, 'Spring, is my name..."
"What about 'Little Sister Jiang?'"
"Little sister... is my nickname. My hometown says that when you give a nickname, you should give it a nickname. For example, Xiaoqiang, a little kid, etc., it is easy to support. In the same way, little sister, little sister, you are very kind to me when you hear it.
wrong."
"Pfft."
Lin Yuner off the stage, Xiao Dongmei on the stage, they tried their best to cover their mouths when they knew the truth, and they were almost laughed out of Jiang Xiaoliang.
The trainees who didn't know the truth were also amused by this "weird trainee" who suddenly broke into the small world of S.M.
Laughing on stage is a very impolite behavior, so Jin Minting, who was warned by his eyes, immediately took it seriously and said in a serious tone:
"Teacher Min, you are my distant cousin in spring."
"Nei, ah Nei?! Moragu?!"
Brother Liangzi nodded first, then turned his head abruptly.
She stared at Jin Minting dumbfounded, looking up and down, as if she were meeting this man for the first time, her mouth wide open, and she was so shocked that she was speechless.
A Xi! Good luck to you, Golden Winter!
Brother Xiaoliang is so nice to you and tries so hard to pave the way for you, but you actually dig holes for me!
Give me extra drama?!
Brother Liang, I'm from Xiba... my acting options are limited!
Jiang Xiaoliang, who had a "playful" look in his eyes, gritted his teeth and stared viciously at the corner of his mouth, but he did not dare to look at his little Dongmei.
Seeing this scene, Min Xizhen stopped the smile on her face, and her expression became serious:
"Little sister Jiang, stand better for me. If you have no posture, can you have a more correct attitude on the stage? Look at Jimin just now, and Wen Ting now, and look at you! The graceful stance is a s.m.
The basics of artist basics!”
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No matter how much she likes the interesting girl in front of her...
But as a woman who is the creative director of S.M, she is very strict about her stage attitude and pursuit of perfection.
"Oh, Miane."
I always feel like I have met a second Teacher Pei.
Jiang Xiaoliang, who has been tortured many times, such as being unable to compete with Teacher Pei's cat that can only debut in the C position, has left a shadow of pain, and reflexively stood up straight.
"Eh?!"
Then she blinked for a while, tilted her head strangely, and then realized something.
No, it’s okay to compete with Mr. Pei’s Meow Meow. I’m not a trainee of this “Flower Field”! Why should I compete with these two girls, Ryu Jimin and Kim Min Jung!
"Well, Sister Min..."
Jiang Xiaoliang raised his hand and was about to say something when he was directly interrupted by the domineering Min Xizhen's wave.
She looked down at the trainee information in her hand, but found no information about "Jiang Chuntian".
So, she thought this little guy came to S.M for an interview and went to the wrong classroom...
"Little sister Jiangxi."
"Hey, why don't you, sister, just call me Jiang Chunchun? I...I can accept it more."
"Ehehe."
The two swordsmen looked at Jin Minting at the same time.
So, little Dongmei, whose smiling face turned into crying, was extremely frightened.
After suppressing the short-haired girl who was neither big nor small, Min Xizhen turned her attention to Jiang Xiaoliang again, and the two of them locked eyes simultaneously.
"Then you have to call me teacher ni. I don't care who you were before and why you came here. But now that you are a preparatory trainee of S.M. You are standing on the stage at this moment. You must be taken seriously by me."
Did you hear that?!"
"Ani (no)...I'm not your trainee..."
Min Xizhen frowned even more when she heard this.
She stretched out her index finger, pointed at the trainee badge worn around Jiang Xiaoliang's neck, and said expressionlessly:
"Are you kidding the teacher? Then why are you wearing it? Also, take off the mask for me! What are you doing? It's shameful?"
It is impossible to take off the mask.
Just following the woman's fingers, his eyes moved downward, and when he lowered his head, he saw the trainee badge on his chest——
Wasn't this given by the sister at the front desk?
"Hey Yigu." Jiang Xiaoliang closed his eyes helplessly and sighed feebly.
What a sin...
It’s really fun to lie to people for a while, but to lie to people all the time... Bah, bah!
Sure enough, it’s wrong to lie to people!
If Little Angel Sun knew this, he would be very sad.
Jiang Xiaoliang's tone was quite lifeless:
"Teacher Min, I'm shady. I'm too ugly. I'm the dog's tail grass in your flower field. Even the ugly dogs will step on me."
"Pfft." Min Xizhen's fist slightly blocked her mouth, and while trying to suppress her smile, her expression didn't make anyone laugh or cry:
"Ah, you! You Jiang Chuntian! Stop talking to me!
An Qixuan, who never had a chance to interrupt, was also looking through the trainee information, and then the next second, he had the same reaction as Hee Jin.
He first turned his head and looked at the head of the trainee room who was sitting at the edge with a confused expression. He said with a smile and a hint of exploration:
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"Is she here to audition for the first time as a trainee? I remember today is not the interview day for our S.M."
"Well, Brother Kangta, I don't know either."
"Really? It doesn't matter. Anyway, except for Boa, Uli and other trainees are here, so it's just like an on-site interview."
After saying that, he turned to look at Jiang Xiaoliang again. Except in training classes, he was very gentle in private and said softly:
"Sister Xizhen knows you, but Oppa, I don't know you yet. How about you introduce yourself first?"
"Inside?"
Jiang Xiaoliang was stunned.
Min Xizhen is not so gentle. She likes the way of a child, which is relatively simple and rough.
"I just asked you to introduce yourself, why are you so unhappy? Be more serious, do you want to die?!"
"I don't want to die, why are I unhappy? Well... it's probably because I can't sing well, I can't dance well, I can't stand up to Jimin, Min Jungxi, and I can't pose well. I don't have good looks, a perfect figure, and I'm not smart.
His brain is in ruins, and his life is in ruins."
"Ha, yeah! Come on, introduce yourself to me!"
"Ouch, you scared me to death!"
Seeing that Min Xizhen was about to throw up the trainee information, Jiang Xiaoliang was startled and hurriedly hid behind the smiling Xiao Dongmei.
What can Brother Liangzi do? Brother Liangzi is very desperate!
But she was always very polite and could only lean forward slightly.
Facing the entire S.M department trainees, teacher Ni Ryoko's pale blue eyes were particularly sincere, but she casually said nonsense:
"Aniace, my name is Jiang Chunchun. Spring is the spring before summer, and sky is the sky after winter. I hope you don't call me Jiang Xiaomei. My dream is to become a national gagn..."