Chapter 372: Be careful with the pills when hurdling
Leave the flower shop full of memories.
Slightly tilted green, light and bright mood.
A courier girl wearing a peaked cap, a fringed plaid coat, and a blue vest added a bit of playfulness, riding a two-wheeled little green man, driving slowly past trees covered with bluestone bricks and fallen leaves.
Down.
From time to time, he would turn around and smile at the young lady behind him, whispering softly, everything was just beautiful.
It would be even more beautiful if you get closer and can't hear her gritting her teeth and whispering "C language".
"Axi, I really bought a big watermelon last year..."
Is it the distortion of human nature that caused the PD uncle in the Southern Peninsula to become animalistic and come up with such a stupid idea?
God knows how much of a blow this green 28-inch big bumper has brought to "Zhi Pian Liang". It also has to carry a cumbersome big sister behind it, not to mention how tired it is.
"Ah…"
It's been a long time since I've encountered something so ridiculous.
The girl with a round head in a blue vest lowered her head, smiled bitterly, panted, and rode the little green man precariously. Those who didn't know thought she had drunk two too many glasses of wine while riding.
"You Peninsula variety artists, wow! You are really great!"
Taking a deep breath, Jiang Xiaoliang decided to convince himself.
Everything is difficult at the beginning, and nothing can be worse now. Anyway, the beginning is a nightmare level of difficulty.
"Sister Zhuxian, where should I send the farthest portion?"
In front of the camera, Ryoko tried her best to restrain the "C language" and was worried that the girls from the Peninsula who would watch the broadcast in the future would learn bad things.
Because the idol effect of the Southern Peninsula is really exaggerated.
And the strange thing is——
The citizens would rather care about a little idol’s eating, drinking, eating, drinking, eating, drinking, and trivial matters than understanding the turbulent inner world of the people around them.
Jiang Xiaoliang's eyes became determined. She wanted to change her image! Become a stable and reliable senior, Brother Da Liang!
"Wait a minute, Xiaoliang, let me take a look." Park Zhuxian, who was holding Xiaoliang's soft waist and holding the camera, heard this, lowered his head and put down the camera, and at the same time flipped through the fan's express address book with one hand.
The gentlest words, slowly spit out two words full of distance:
“Busan.”
"Assi!!"
What a fool!
Jiang Xiaoliang made a graceful drift, stopped the car, and jumped out of the car.
She leaned weakly against a telephone pole on the side of the road, squatted down, and hugged a large satchel that could fit into her open-mouthed fists. Her expression instantly became grief-stricken.
Any screenshots, they are all cute emoticons of crying.
"Really! Stop joking! Busan?!"
Riding a 28-meter pole to deliver express in Busan? Find a piece of land on the way! Just bury yourself! Let alone the car, I have such scumbag physical strength...
"No way! I just believed you, you are riding a little green man, no! Nomu Pabu! It's so inefficient! Huh? Yeah! Isn't there a little green electric donkey opposite!"
Because she didn’t have an account, the little green man she rode was unlocked by Park Joo-hyun for her.
This was an off-site help that Liangzi got through hard work.
But this time Park Joo Hyun said she was unwilling to violate the program rules again.
In addition to Erba Dabong, shared bicycles in the Southern Peninsula also include shared scooters and high-end electric bicycles - what Liangzi calls the e-mules.
Because I am under 16 years old, I cannot get a small eDonkey driver's license.
So Jiang Xiaoliang couldn't register either.
But can this be a hard time to defeat Brother Liangzi?!
She remembered that Pei Zhuxuan, her little sister, seemed to have registered, but she didn't care about the account for now. First, she had to go over and occupy the only electric car.
Men, if a big romantic car can't drive, then at least a small e-mule must be arranged.
He seemed to understand what Jiang Xiaoliang was going to do.
Park Zhuxian hugged her quickly.
"Xiao Liang, you can't do that, it's very dangerous!"
"I know that people like me are destined to be punished for their evil deeds. Well, I will never bring danger or trouble to others."
Jiang Xiaoliang put on the smiling face mask again, looking around with alert and intelligent eyes.
Across a road, although the distance is very close, there is a separation fence. There are no cars and no one passing by at this time. It is safe!
"Hey, it's closed~"
Then she pursed her lips, snapped her fingers, and made a power-off gesture towards Miss Park Joo-hyun.
Xiaoliang's temperament instantly turns into "bad", and what he does next will easily lead to bad things for the child.
But the young lady shook her head vigorously and refused directly.
Brother Liangzi glared at her: "Sister, you have eaten my gummy candies, how do you calculate this account? This is my only request."
"Xiao Liang! What you gave to me yourself cannot be counted~"
"Oh! Then you feel at ease? What about me? What about our comradeship? What about the half-hour relationship that I worked so hard to carry you through together? Are we just colleagues on the show? Do you know how heavy you are?
? But I have always been unwilling to leave you, and I won’t abandon you or give up! Just because you are my comrade! But it is what keeps me going, Little Liang! Now tell me that it doesn’t count, how do you want me to live?
, Sister Xian!!”
The four kings of the variety show industry, Zheng Hengdon, who is good at wit and eloquent, can't compare to Jiang Xiaoliang, let alone Park Zhuxian, who is just a PD assistant.
As expected of National MC Yoo Jae Suk's favorite new idol - National Girl, the young lady had a dumbfounded expression and decisively gave in.
"I know! I'll just turn it off! But it's really dangerous, so let's forget it or let's take a detour. You're an idol."
"The only electric donkey is over there, why do you want me to give up? It still has to go in a big circle, you look at it, I'm going to demonstrate what it means to cross a hurdle in life!"
I don’t dare to go beyond what I usually dare to do, now I let myself go.
Jiang Xiaoliang tightened the strap of the large satchel, tightened his hat, his eyes became unruly, and his hands were in a sprinting posture of 100 meters——
“Wuhu!!”
I run!
I cross!
I conquer!
At this moment I am a cool flying man!
Eh?! That’s a bit high! Holy shit!!
As a short-term pill, Jiang Shisan does not necessarily encounter love when crossing the hurdles, but "balls".
Along with the sound of sirens, there was ringing in the ears.
"Oh Mo?!"
A heavy horse slowly stopped in the middle of the road. Brother Liangzi, who was stuck on the barrier, stared at the oncoming detective uncle. After being stunned for half a second, she immediately smiled naively with question marks on her face:
"Hey, fate, Agassi, Agassi, Aniace~"
This uncle was the one whom Jin Caiyuan met last time when he took her to Huatian S.M. and got lost and turned into the police station.
Liangzi thought that evil will be punished, but there is no retribution in this life!
Jiang Xiaoliang's temperament and temperament are unique in the Southern Peninsula. If you see him once, you can recognize him even if your face is covered.
"Big idol, big road, playing hurdles." The middle-aged man looked up and down at Jiang Xiaoliang, who was dressed like a courier, and said in his thick and teasing voice:
"It's cool, rebellious period?"
"No, just me... just go back, bye, Agassi, please don't tell my mother Pei..."
The Pei family's grocery store has a delivery truck, and the neighbor's uncle who has a good relationship with the Pei family is also a plainclothes detective. His position is average, but he is full of bad taste.
He just likes to go out and wander around, and he especially likes to catch Xiao Liang.
A criminal police officer often worked as a traffic police officer, so Jiang Xiaoliang was often caught by him when he was on the road without a license. He was only released after writing a thousand-word guarantee letter. He was also beaten by Pei's mother when he returned home, which created a deep "hide".
I can't afford to mess with the police in any country. I'm going back!
Liangzi gained wisdom out of desperation.
She said nothing, lowered her posture, and wanted to turn over silently.
"Buzz--" An early inspection of motorcycles without helmets just rewarded Liangmei with a traffic policeman.
Ryoko, whose face was full of question marks, turned into a head full of ellipses.
"..."
Tactical outflanking? Men on the left and right? As for that?!
I’m not a third-class walker!!
Jiang Liangzi lowered his head and remained silent, looking at his toes blankly and sadly, neither to the left nor to the right.
Out of the corner of her eye, she carefully glanced at the two police officers who were smiling, and dragged her heavy toes one step further to the right.
He looked at the little cool girl in a blue vest who was stuck on the isolation fence, in a dilemma, with her calves flapping and her expression awkward and self-conscious.
"Ani, what are you doing? You two are..."
"Hahaha!"
Park Joo-hyun squatted on the ground weakly, almost laughing so hard that she passed away.