"Hey! It's me!" Afraid that Tang Bao wouldn't recognize him, the little spider took off his hood and waved his hands.
The expression on Tangbao's face is very playful and anthropomorphic. It has smelled the smell of the little spider before. Does this guy need to take off his hood? He is mentally retarded!
He raised his hand in disgust and said hello, and Tangbao walked forward with graceful steps. He was busy looking for his new friend, the iron-eating beast, to play with.
Regardless of the actual process, relying on Daisy's potential, Tangbao broke through the strong genetic shackles of the ethnic group.
In other words, after the explosion of life in the Cambrian period, Tangbao relied on being cute and rolling to please its owner, and reached a new level that a group of people had never reached before. It started a new round of evolution. Where is the end point of evolution? Who is it?
I don’t know either.
Anyway, soup dumplings are getting smarter and smarter now, and their speed, strength, endurance, and lifespan are all beginning to explode.
It watched with confusion as Spider-Man walked up to it, and even took out its phone and shook it.
What does this guy do? Although he can’t speak, Tang Bao is a lion who has seen the world, and of course he knows mobile phones.
He pointed at the phone and then at himself. Do you mean you want to give this thing to yourself?
"Uh?...No, I bought my mobile phone with the money I earned from working. I can't give this to you. Can we take a picture?" This is the great idea that Peter Parker came up with. The title is Spider-Man Down.
A ferocious lion! He wouldn't do such playful things in normal combat, but it doesn't matter at ordinary times.
At first, Tangbao thought it was a group photo and didn't intend to refuse, but he knew that he had to lie down on the ground and pretend to be dead, and when this guy was the winner, he stopped. Lions also have dignity.
It made a very anthropomorphic expression similar to 'bah', flicked its tail, and planned to leave.
Peter Parker is also a ruthless person. Seeing that no one is paying attention to him, he beats his back, massages, and serves soup dumplings for a while.
The little lion lay on the ground happily, and Spider-Man pinched its back like a whisker. The force was neither too heavy nor too light, just right. The little lion was very satisfied, and his big head nodded majestically.
It lies in front, Spider-Man is standing behind in full armor, the selfie stick is stretched out, and with a soft click, the photo of Spider-Man fighting the lion is officially released.
One person and one lion were lying on the ground and looked at Peter's mobile phone. After the photo was uploaded, it really aroused some discussion.
"Huh?...Do you understand?" The little spider discovered a shocking thing. This lion can understand English...
She glanced at him with caring eyes and wrote YES on the ground with her paws.
The little spider was shocked for a moment.
Tangbao pushed him and signaled him to quickly scroll down the comments. He hadn't read the comments below yet.
Facts have proved that contemporary American youth are not all fools. Some people soon questioned whether Spider-Man was staged.
Tangbao also felt that the previous photos were too boring and did not reflect its majesty.
One person and one lion quickly designed a lot of plots. The basic process is that Spider-Man and the lion have a battle, with each other winning or losing, and ultimately justice defeats evil.
With a "click", Tang Bao pinned Spider-Man to the ground and raised his paw to take a picture. The moment was frozen in the photo.
The name of the next photo is Spider-Man's Courage! The little spider is going to stuff his head into the lion's mouth!
Looking at this guy as if he was mentally retarded, Tang Bao was very curious about this request, but in the end he reluctantly agreed.
"Don't bite me! Thank you, thank you!" Young people are seeking death by stuffing their heads into the crocodile's mouth, climbing cliffs with bare hands, or standing on the edge of skyscrapers without any protective measures to take pictures.
So much, in order to cater to the masses, Peter also had some fun.
Looking at the photos on his phone, Peter groped his chin. It was a bit monotonous. Did Spider-Man just defeat a lion? Spider-Man needs to defeat more ferocious beasts.
When all animals were at the first level, the soup dumpling cheated with its thighs and was promoted to the second level. Although it was still very watery, it was still not as ferocious as those of the same species when thrown into the African grasslands, but the life levels were different. Oops, many small ones
Animals cannot stop this power.
At Peter Parker's begging, Tangbao prepared to take this retarded human on a tour of his new territory.
Let this guy open his eyes!
First we went to the territory of our good friend the iron-eating beast. Among all the animals larger than ourselves, this was the only one that Tangbao could defeat!
Daisy once commented on their battle. It was obvious that the iron-eating beast was too lazy to fight Tangbao, while Tangbao insisted that this was his victory.
It doesn’t matter who loses or wins, and it doesn’t matter whether the iron-eating beast has any hidden strength. Once they become familiar with each other, they are already good friends now!
That is, after Spider-Man fought against the lion, he took photos of the battle with the iron-eating beast and the photo of the battle with the prehistoric kangaroo. The mother of the Mosasaurus and her family did not disturb the family. There are limits to the American youth who seek death. This kind of giant beast can scare the piss out of people just by looking at it.
They can't play.
After playing around with Tangbao for a long time, Tangbao had to go back to the New York manor for lunch, and Little Spider also had to go back to class. One person and one lion returned to Daisy's manor in New York through the teleportation in the wilderness.
Huh? The needle-like spider sense made Peter's hair stand up. He looked nervously at the grass to the side. The silly soup dumpling didn't know why his new friend suddenly looked wary, and his big round head turned around.
Take a look.
The next moment, its eyes widened, and it saw violent blue electric light flashing in the air fifty meters diagonally in front of the manor, and there seemed to be a looming spiral thing drilling toward this side.
"What's going on?" The little spider was filled with curiosity. His spider sense told him that what was coming was extremely dangerous, but his curiosity overwhelmed his instinct. He wanted to see what it was. In order to get support, he turned to ask the soup dumpling next to him.
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Tang Bao was speechless, I am a lion, how could I know! But it pointed in the direction of the gate of the manor, meaning that we should change our strategy.
There was a crisp sound of "crash" and the sound of glass being smashed by a giant hammer. A tall man wearing an old-fashioned British long windbreaker appeared on the originally deserted grass.
He is two meters tall, and his strong muscles bulge the lining. He wears ornately decorated cufflinks on his white silk cuffs, and his spotless leather shoes step hard on the lawn.
The man's gaze was like a hawk. He immediately saw the slightly panicked little spider, and then looked at the soup dumpling curiously, and he grinned.
"The spider totem is here. It's really easy for me to find. Do you think I can save your life with a layer of space barrier? Praise the master of weaving, I not only found today's dinner but also found a dessert. A baby is about to be born."
The lion totem, I’m so lucky.” The man smiled sinisterly, looking at Spider-Man as if he was looking at some food.