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176. Stamped and certified, it’s the stupid uncle

Qiao An's beautiful Ruifeng's eyes shone with a cold and angry look: "I will avenge myself. Qiao He, I need your help to hide the identities of my children."

Qiao He patted his chest and said obligingly: "Those are my nephews and nieces. Since they have given my surname of Qiao, I will never let them be taken away by the Li family. Sister, don't worry, I will make arrangements."

Good boy."

That afternoon, Qiao He met his three lovely nieces and nephews. Then he said something human: "Sister, although Huo Xiao is hateful, he is also a great contributor to our Qiao family. His excellent genes have transformed our Qiao family.

With their inferior genes, these babies... are simply perfect."

The three cute babies looked at Qiao He innocently.

Angel Qiao hugged his legs and shouted softly and cutely: "Daddy."

Qiao He held his forehead and said, "I take back what I just said."

Huo Xiaoran's IQ is a pioneer in the history of human evolution, but Qiao Angel's clumsy eyes made Qiao He lament that he was as stupid as he was when he was a child.

"I'm uncle." Qiao He picked up Qiao Angel.

Soon he was enchanted by Qiao Angel's big, cute and innocent eyes.

"Fuck, so cute."

Then the miser Qiao He dedicated his generosity to Angel Qiao for the first time: "Tell uncle, what do you like? Uncle buys it."

"I want to eat a lollipop."

"Buy."

Joey and KIKI looked at this uncle who didn't look very smart, and were speechless.

Do you know what it means to be equally exposed to rain and dew?

Qiao An winked at Qiao He, and Qiao He noticed Joey's angry expression and KIKI's nonchalant expression.

Only then did Qiao He put Qiao Angel down and reached out to hold Joey and KIKI's hands: "Oh, honey, uncle was wrong. Uncle actually neglected you. Tell me what you want, and uncle will buy it for you."

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Joey said: "I want beautiful clothes."

"Oh, she's a pretty fairy." Qiao He pinched Joey's face.

KIKI said: "I want daddy."

Qiao He was dumbfounded.

Then he smiled like a silly son of a landlord: "I'll be your daddy, okay?"

"Not good."

"Why is it bad? My uncle will love you more than your father."

"Because it doesn't look like."

Qiao He was dumbfounded.

I secretly cursed in my heart that this baby not only looks like his scumbag father, but also inherited his IQ from his scumbag father.

Qiao He brought three cute babies home. In just a few minutes, Qiao He had a lively fight with the children.

Then, he discovered something strange.

Although Dabao Joey has big, dark and round eyes, she has single eyelids. Moreover, her earlobes are small. But Qiao An and Huo Xiaoran clearly have double eyelids and large earlobes.

For the first time in his life, Qiao He searched hard. He took out his mobile phone and searched for Huo Xiaoran's photos on Baidu. However, Huo Xiaoran protected his portrait rights very well. He searched for a long time but couldn't find Huo Xiaoran's photos.<

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Qiao He was so angry that he couldn't help but yelled: "You bitch, you have done so many shameful things, and you don't even dare to post the photo. Also, if you dare to post it, I will photoshop a photo of you."

"Uncle, who are you scolding?"

Qiao Angel asked while holding Qiao He's legs.

Qiao He was tongue-tied and stammered: "I scold...the cannibalistic capitalist. That's your mommy's boss."

"He made a mistake?" Joey asked.

"Yeah." Qiao He said angrily.

"What mistake did you make?" KIKI asked.

Qiao He stood up and said carelessly: "I'll go to the kitchen to help your mommy."

Children's memories are all those of fish, and they forget this unresolved debate in three seconds.

Qiao He got into the kitchen mysteriously and hesitated: "Sister, when you were pregnant, your belly was so small, but I didn't expect you to be pregnant with three children at once."

He rubbed his hands and looked at Qiao An carefully: "You said that our Qiao family has no precedent of giving birth to multiple births for generations. It stands to reason that there is no gene for this. Why do you have a genetic mutation?"

Qiao An turned to look at him: "Speak humanly."

Qiao He risked his life: "Sister, haven't you ever doubted that some of these triplets might not be your biological children? There are many unscrupulous doctors in hospitals now, and children are often exchanged for money and without conscience.

Happened. Maybe, one or two of your three children were given to you by doctors while you were in a coma."

Qiao An's eyes suddenly darkened.

Joey looks less and less like her.

A fool like Qiao He can spot clues, so it will be even more difficult to conceal Joey's identity in the future.

"Qiao He, who do you think is not my biological child? I tell you, they are all children I gave birth to in ten months of pregnancy."

"Joy," Qiao He said, "she has single eyelids and small earlobes. Sister, you are a top student. You taught me high school biogenetics. Parents with two big earlobes and double eyelids cannot have children."

A child with single eyelids and small earlobes."

Qiao An sighed heavily.

She said to Qiao He solemnly: "Qiao He, Joey has a special status. I will treat her as my biological daughter in this life. You should swallow this matter in my belly and never say it out for the rest of your life."
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Qiao He said: "Why do you want to raise children for others?"

Qiao An gave him a stern look. "Her daddy saved my life."

Qiao He shut his mouth angrily.

Then he said with sincerity and fear: "I see that KIKI's child doesn't look like you. You'd better do a paternity test for him. Maybe the report is wrong."

Qiao An picked up the spatula: "Isn't he just like his daddy?"

Qiao He glanced at KIKI playing in the living room and smacked his lips: "This child has perfectly avoided all your genes."

When this matter was mentioned, Qiao An also felt depressed.

"Don't take him out in the future. If someone from the Li family finds out, you will be in trouble."

"I understand." Qiao Hedao.

Qiao An prepared dinner. During the meal, Qiao He just took a bite of the food and felt disgusted beyond measure.

"Sister, your cuisine cannot be described as dark cuisine. It's life-threatening. It's so unpalatable."

The three cute babies looked at Qiao He.

"No, the food mommy cooks is the most delicious food in the world." Joey and Qiao Angel said.

"That's because you haven't eaten delicious food outside. My uncle will take you to eat delicious food another day," Qiao He said.

Qiaohe opens up a new world for children.

"What is that?"

Qiao He kept showing off: "Have you ever eaten bear paw, abalone, and shark fin?"

The children shook their heads.

"Uncle will take you to eat another day."

"Yeah." The children nodded.

Qiao An warned Qiao He: "Children have fragile spleens and stomachs and cannot eat big fish or meat."

Qiao He responded perfunctorily: "I know."


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