Laughter is a joke, but Yun Luo and Jun Wuchen are well aware of the battle situation behind them.
Those "monkey friends" of Xiaotuanzi will be fine.
Although those gangsters look fierce, they are actually just showboats who bully the weak and fear the strong. They have little real strength, otherwise they would not be able to do such shameless things as bullying the small and bullying the common people.
Most of the truly capable warriors have integrity and pride. Even if they think highly of themselves and look down on the mediocrity of ordinary people, they will not lower themselves to bully the innocent and weak.
For ordinary people, this is a good thing.
On the contrary, the more incompetent warriors cannot find a sense of presence among their peers, so they will bully ordinary people. And for such people, the best way is to teach them a lesson once, so that if they are afraid of being beaten, they will not dare to do it again.
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The development of things was indeed as Yunluo and Jun Wuchen expected.
Despite the arrogance of those strong bandits, when they got into a fight with a group of long-tailed monkeys, they were completely defeated. Even the loss of their helmets and armor was not enough to describe their embarrassment.
The screams spread for more than ten miles.
The mountain col was a mess.
Blood, swords, and leather armor are scattered everywhere.
Dozens of strong bandit men were all injured. The luckier ones were only caught with blood marks all over their face and body, and their skin and flesh were torn like bloody gourds. They looked extremely miserable, but at least their lives were safe.
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Those who were unlucky had their own misfortunes. Some were blind, some were missing arms and legs, and some were almost disemboweled by ferocious monkeys. The scene was very bloody at one time.
The bloody battle lasted for only two quarters of an hour and ended with a complete rout in which the bandits abandoned their armor.
The victorious group of long-tailed monkeys also suffered some injuries. However, the recovery ability of monster beasts is stronger than that of warriors, and they are used to fighting each other, so they don't care about this minor injury at all.
The group of long-tailed monkeys celebrated this small victory in their own way, and rushed into the woods with their trophies - leather armor, swords and even hemp ropes.
A winding path at the mountain col finally returned to its former peace.
It was not until the afternoon that the sky turned overcast and a drizzle began, washing away the remaining blood and traces of battle on the road. People from nearby families passed by with their families in tow.
"Zhizhizhi——" the monkeys' calls echoed in the woods.
Just when the people were uneasy and stood there afraid to leave.
A fluffy, half-grown little monkey jumped down from the treetop, with its dark eyes open, blocking the middle of the road. It grabbed a wooden sign with its two small front paws and raised it high towards them.
I saw a row of words engraved on the wooden sign. The writing was quite childish, but it already had a bit of character. It looked like the handwriting of a child.
Some of the common people were literate and subconsciously read out loud: "Protection fee: fruits, snacks, candied haws of your choice, one for each person..."
"...??"
Everyone looked at each other with questions on their heads.
These days, even monkeys can learn to block roads and collect tolls?
Do you also have your own charging standards?
This...
"Really? Why not give it a try?"
Someone whispered, took out a small piece of rice cake from the package, tentatively walked forward, placed it on a clean stone on the ground, then quickly stepped back and looked at it nervously.
Others also held their breaths, not daring to make a sound.
The little monkey opened his big black eyes, glanced at the man, waddled forward, circled around the stone, and lowered his head to smell the rice cake.