Early the next morning, the three of them were woken up by the phone in the living room.
He Jiong got up and answered:
"Hello, this is the mushroom house!"
"Hello~ I am today's special guest."
A voice changer was used in the voice, so it’s impossible to tell the identity.
"Welcome, when will you come?"
"Already on the way, so what? The program team told me that I can order food, right?"
He Jiong looked at the camera blankly, what about this part?
"How about ordering? What would you like to eat?"
"Stewed pork ribs with pickled cabbage! Let's make another random stew and give me a whole roasted chicken. Okay, that's it. I have a bad appetite recently, so eat less."
He Jiong has a black line on his forehead:
"Brother, are you from the Northeast?"
"How do you know about Nirvana?"
"As for your taste, the whole of China knows it~~~" He Jiong said, imitating the different Northeastern accent.
"Hey~ That's it, I'll be there soon, remember to greet me!"
He Jiong hung up the phone and rushed into the house like a child complaining to his mother:
"Teacher Huang, I'm sorry, a guest is here. I want to order some dishes. They are all hard dishes!"
"What? Are you still ordering food? We can't even eat!" Teacher Huang was folding the quilt, and he immediately became energetic when he heard this.
"What did you order, Teacher He?" Sa Beining was woken up and sat up with a yawn.
"Sauerkraut stewed pork ribs, stewed randomly, and even roasted chicken!"
When Teacher Huang heard this, he became angry:
"He even roasted the chicken, I can roast him!"
"It's not that bad~" Teacher He couldn't laugh or cry: "But these are not cheap, are they?"
Sabei Ning raised her hand:
"I don't know about the roast chicken, but the ribs are 50 per pound. I looked at the price list yesterday."
"The roast chicken is about the same. The two items cost 100. Plus vegetables and other things, it's enough for us to eat for a week." He Jiong was very distressed.
"No, I have to tell him when he comes, why should I order food when I'm a guest at the Master's house!" Huang Lei was still angry.
"I won't make him some pickled cabbage and pork belly, and I'll skip the rest." Sabei Ning suggested.
"I think this is okay. After all, I am a guest, so please be considerate!" He Jiong agreed.
"Then just a pork belly with sauerkraut, and a fried egg with tomatoes. For four people, the two dishes don't seem to be enough!"
"How about a random stew? They are all vegetables, they shouldn't be expensive, right?" He Jiong said.
"Okay, let's just make a random stew and roast chicken. I think he looks like roast chicken!"
A complaint starts a new day of life.
At this time, today's guest Sha Yi was sitting in the car, on his way to the mushroom house.
He gloated to the camera:
"I shouldn't be exaggerating, right? As the first special guest on the show, it's not difficult to eat something good, right?"
The director of the filming asked:
"Teacher Sha, aren't you afraid that Teacher Huang and the others will be angry?"
"What? Are you still anxious? I'm not a guest anymore?"
It is true that he is a guest, and it is also true that he has to work.
Today the mushroom house has a big task, land reclamation!
By coincidence, Sha Yi happened to catch up. Do you think you are lucky?
...
At the same time, Gao Bin was working with the editing team. There was too much material for the program, so it had to be rough cut on site and then taken back to the backend for streamlining.
"Keep all the cooking part, I will streamline it later!"
"Good director."
"In addition, these close-ups are reserved for me to illustrate the scene."
"Understood."
"Find me some more light music as backup. Don't use too intense BGM for our program, as it won't be in line with the tonality."
"Yes!"
After staying with the editing team for half an hour, a voice came from the intercom:
"Director, the guests have arrived."
"Okay, let's go straight into the scene, and use the telephoto lens for the swing arm."
"Received!"
As soon as he walked out of the cabin, Gao Bin was stopped by producer Lao Dai.
"Director Gao, are you free?"
"The guests are coming in soon. Do you have something to tell me?"
Lao Dai is from Huang Lei, sent to supervise, but most of the time, he is just like a transparent person.
"It's like this. I have friends in the industry saying hello and arranging artists. Is it convenient for you?"
"What do you mean by Teacher Huang?" Gao Bin asked directly.
"No, my own friend."
Gao Bin frowned slightly:
"How's the fame?"
Lao Dai looked a little embarrassed:
"You are a newcomer who is not very famous and just debuted. I want to come to our program to get acquainted with you."
Gao Bin hesitated for a moment, wondering:
"Lao Dai, you also know the pressure on me. Just give me three periods. If I can't get results, I will step down. I don't dare to be willful at this time."
"I understand, I understand, just pretend I didn't say anything."
The producer doesn't want to give him face because if he goes back to say bad things about himself to Huang Lei, the gain will outweigh the loss.
"Well, if I can survive three periods, how about I find a way to insert one period for him?"
With this guarantee, Lao Dai smiled:
"Okay, Director Gao, I have some confidence in myself. I think there will be no problem. I have seen the rough cut and the effect is very good. Our program will definitely be successful!"
Gao Bin forced a smile:
"Then I'll lend you some good words."
...
In the courtyard of the Mushroom House, when Sha Yi appeared with a backpack on his back, no one came out to greet him.
"What kind of hospitality is this? Is there no one to greet the distinguished guests?"
The next second, Huang Lei came out of the kitchen with a kitchen knife:
"That's the roast chicken you want, right?"
"What are you doing? What are you doing? Is this a human meat bun shop?" Sha Yi took several steps back, took the bag to his chest, and pretended to be scared.
"Teacher Sha, I should have guessed it was you!" He Jiong heard the noise, came out of the tool room, and opened his arms to Sha Yi.
"Teacher He, your place is so scary. How can you order a dish and order someone to kill someone?"
"Understand, prices here are too expensive and we are already living in debt."
Sha Yi suddenly realized:
"Let me tell you, why is Teacher Huang so excited? So what, should I change the menu now?"
"It's too late. I bought all the ingredients and spent more than 50 yuan. Sha Yi, you have to reimburse me for this money."
Huang Lei also worked hard to save money, asking guests to reimburse him, and he will live to see you for a long time!
At this time, Sabei Ning came out of the back room and couldn't help but joked after seeing Sha Yi:
"Teacher Sha, you came at the right time."
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"What's going on?"
"Teacher Huang wants to cook. We have a few people to open up wasteland. You are here just in time. Let's go and pick up the tools we have. Let's go to the fields."
Sha Yi was completely at a loss:
"No, when the program team came to me, they didn't say they had a job project?"
Teacher He suppressed a smile:
"Stop talking about you, we don't know either."
"Lao Sha, hurry up and pick up something. You're just getting hungry and you're back for dinner!" Sabei Ning waved to Sha Yi, like an aunt standing on the street waving a handkerchief.
Sha Yi was about to cry but had no tears. He came happily and was dragged away to work in a daze. He worked all morning, and the sun made him sweat all over his neck and he could not straighten his waist.
On the way back from the fields, he kept wailing:
"Your show is not a human being. You tricked and tricked me into here. You made me do such heavy work without giving me food. I want to complain!"
He Jiong pointed to the drone in the sky:
"Just complain here. Trust me, no one will pay attention to you."
"Heaven, earth, what evil have I done to make me suffer like this!" Sha Yi knelt down and cried out in pain!
Look at how wronged the child is, he is about to cry!
But the more this happens, the better the laughter will be after it is broadcast later!
Back in the yard, Sha Yi sat down on the chair and couldn't get up:
"Teacher He, please wait until you are eating and call me again. I can't do it anymore!"
"Haha, Teacher Huang made you pickled cabbage and white meat. The ribs are too expensive, and the pork ribs cost 30 a pound!"
Who would have thought that a group of big stars with an annual income of tens of millions would be so worried just for a few dozen dollars.
Sabei Ning sat on the other side and asked:
"Teacher Sha, can you cook?"
"I know how to eat. With the amount of exercise we did today, I can eat three bowls of sauerkraut and white meat with rice!"
Sabei Ning was shocked:
"Hey~ Then your appetite is okay."
"Then how do you think I gained more than 100 kilograms of flesh?"
Teacher He and Teacher Sa are both from the south. They don’t know much about pickled cabbage and white meat. They must have heard of it. It is basically the most representative dish in Northeastern cuisine.
"Where does this dish come from?" He Jiong asked.
"Basically they are found everywhere in the Northeast~ I don't know where it was invented."
Sha Yi is indeed a foodie. He only knows how to eat and knows nothing about food culture.
The short history and culture of Guandong, the same population and the close geographical environment have created a high degree of similarity and mutual identity in the cuisine of various parts of Northeast China.
Friends are those who can eat from the same pot, so Northeasterners are all members of the same family.
It is also because of this that the characteristics of Northeastern cuisine are not enough. The four major cuisines, the eight major cuisines, and even the top ten cuisines of China have no place for it.
To a certain extent, Northeastern cuisine is just a branch of Shandong cuisine, which once ranked first but is now in decline.
At this time, Teacher Huang came out and brought out a few heads of garlic:
"Help me chop the garlic and make garlic sauce later."
"Teacher Huang, we are talking about pickled cabbage with white meat. Teacher Sha doesn't know where this dish comes from."
"This is a Manchu dish. Now the whole Northeast eats sauerkraut. In the past, every house had a sauerkraut jar half as tall as a person.
Every year before winter, Chinese cabbage is "accumulated" and we rely on it for the next few months.
In the era before greenhouses, during the winter and spring months every year, the food in the Northeast was really lackluster.
White meat means boiled meat.
Although they are located in the north, the Manchu people mainly focus on farming. Like the Han people, pork is their favorite.
The original meaning of Nurhachi's name is wild boar skin. Calling him a wild boar is not an insult, but a praise for his bravery. It also illustrates the status of pigs in the hearts of the Manchu people.
When the Manchus worshiped their ancestors, they offered pork, pork cooked in white water, white meat."
Everyone suddenly realized that co-authorship is what it is.
When Gao Bin heard this on the surveillance camera, he couldn't help but nod. Teacher Huang still has a cultural background.
At this time, a smell of meat came from the kitchen, which could be smelled from a distance. Sha Yi took a deep breath and said intoxicatedly:
"That's it!"
Teacher Huang smiled:
"The pork belly today is fat enough, just right. It goes perfectly with sauerkraut."
Sha Yi nodded in agreement:
"That's right, sauerkraut eats oil. If it's not fat enough, the stewed soup will be watery, which won't taste good!"
In order to ensure the smoothness of the program and try to avoid being formulaic, Gao Bin rarely interfered with the filming of the guests.
Of course, the premise is that the overall framework remains unchanged.
Sha Yi's lunch was particularly delicious. This is the charm of labor!
Not only him, but He Jiong and Sa Beining, who rarely come into contact with Northeastern cuisine, also opened their mouths and ate Haisai.
A pot of pickled cabbage and white meat went straight into the stomachs of several people.
Looking at the empty plates and pots, Teacher Huang felt like crying.
This is enough for two meals. It’s good now. I have to make it again at night.
It’s not tiring to cook, but it’s hard on my wallet.
Sha Yi himself was embarrassed, he did eat a little too much:
"Well, how about I give you some subsidies?"
The eyes of Huang Lei and the others just started to shine when Xiao Hei jumped out of nowhere:
"It is not allowed to accept funding from guests."
One sentence made the three of them lose their temper. Huang Lei picked up his slippers and threw them away:
"I'll fight you sooner or later, it's too bullying."
He Jiong pretended to raise his arm, but in fact he didn't stop him at all.
Xiao Hei ran away. In fact, this was also part of Gao Bin's training. What should he do if he encountered Huang Lei throwing slippers?
Of course, run!
...
Because there are guests arriving, the guest room needs to be reorganized, including the bed, which needs to be installed by yourself.
They had some work to do in the afternoon. They took out wooden boards from the tool room and put them up one by one to form a bed board.
Sha Yi was speechless while doing it:
"I'm really impressed. I've done a lot of variety shows, but it's the first time I've done it to this extent."
He Jiong said with a smile:
"That's not bad, now you are making history!"
"It's okay if we don't make history!" Sha Yi bent down with all his strength and aligned the bed boards. Suddenly he was stunned.
"What's wrong?" Huang Lei asked.
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"Wait a minute, you won't let me sleep directly on the hard board, right? Where's the mattress?"
Everyone was stunned, they really ignored this serious problem.
Sabei Ning ran out of the room and shouted in the direction of the camera:
"Where's the mattress? Don't tell me I need to buy this too?"
The ruthless Xiao Hei appears again with a price list in his hand:
"Please refer to the price."
Huang Lei and the three of them took turns to look at it. After being silent for a long time, he said:
"Teacher Sha, why don't you go..."
Phew~~~
Teacher He couldn't hold himself any longer. He sat on the bed and slapped his legs and laughed.
What kind of show is this? The guests came and were kicked out by the MC.
"No? The contract we signed is for one day and one night, why do we have to drive people away?"
Sha Yi looked slightly panicked!
"It's not about driving people away. As you can see, we are too poor to afford mattresses."
Sha Yi immediately raised his hand:
"I'll buy it myself. I'll pay whatever the price is. If it doesn't work, I'll pay double!"
As soon as he finished speaking, Xiao Hei immediately answered:
"Chenghui, 2,000 yuan!"
Phew~~~~
This time, Sabei Ning couldn't hold it in any longer. Just like Teacher He, the two of them sat on the bed and laughed so hard that they almost died.
Sha Yi's face turned dark:
"I see clearly, you are a black shop, and you are working together to defraud guests of their money!"
"That's not possible. I swear to Deng, Xiao Hei's behavior only represents the program team, not the three of us."
Teacher He nodded repeatedly:
"That's right, Teacher Huang only let you go because of your own sake, so as not to spend this unjust money!"
Sha Yi was really confused. He had never seen such a trick before.
Xiaohei said at the right time:
"Do you still want to buy it? If you don't have the money, forget it."
"Rich! I have a lot of money!" Sha Yi was so angry that he fainted, but in order to have a good sleep tonight, he worked hard. Anyway, the notice fee was enough to cover the cost of a mattress.
For the first time, the three Huang Lei people felt that the program crew was quite cute. Not only did they cheat the main MC, but they also did not let go of the temporary guests.
"Let's talk first. I bought this mat. No one can sleep on it without my permission from now on!"
After paying the money, Sha Yi stood up and declared as if I have a mattress, who am I afraid of?
Huang Lei gloated:
"Well, Teacher Sha, let me give you a little suggestion. This mattress is just for display. Why not rent it to the guests at the back? It doesn't cost more. It costs 50 yuan a night. What do you think?" p>
Sha Yi's eyes lit up:
"This is a good idea."
"Really? This is equivalent to recycling waste. The more you earn, the less you spend."
Sha Yi was happy for two minutes before Huang Lei said again:
"Since we charge money for mattresses, do we also need to charge money for the beds? Director? Xiaohei? Isn't this excessive? If we charge some rent for the bed, it can be regarded as generating income, right?"
Xiaohei heard Gao Bin's words in the earphones and immediately replied:
"Yes, as long as you don't charge excessively."
Sha Yi is really going to cry, he has to collect the wool all by himself!
Of course, this is a joke. If you really charge money for bed boards, this show will definitely not be able to continue.
After the bed was made, Sha Yi lay on the mattress he bought for 2,000 yuan. He felt comfortable, and he didn't know if it was an illusion, but it was no worse than his 2,000 yuan mattress.
In this way, Sha Yi still stayed. Although he spent 2,000 yuan on it, he still owed it to himself. What did I want to buy if I had money?
He didn't believe that he didn't spend any money, so the program crew wouldn't let him sleep at night. What kind of international joke was he kidding?
Sha YiNa regretted it. On the other side, Huang Lei took Teacher He and Sabei Ning to negotiate with the program team.
"Xiao Hei, call your boss out, you can't make the decision in this matter." Huang Lei hugged his shoulders with a half-smile, and there were guardians standing behind him. He doesn't look like a good person!
Xiao Hei really couldn't make up his mind. Finally, he said a few words into the earphone, and Gao Bin showed up.
"Comrades, this is the chief director of our program, the instigator of all this, the tormenting maniac - Comrade Gao Bin!"
The camera was focused on Gao Bin, but he didn’t have any stage fright and said hello generously:
"Hello, audience friends, I am Gao Bin."
"Okay, okay, who asked you to say hello here? Let me ask you, what are you going to do with the 2,000 yuan just now?"
"I'll lend it to you after I collect it."
Phew~ He Jiong was so stunned that a mouthful of old blood spurted out. This answer was too real!
"No, you use the money you earned from the guests to continue to deepen our debt. Is this appropriate?"
Gao Bin shrugged:
"Then you don't have to sell it. Anyway, I can't be blamed for this."
"I don't care, you must have a share of the 2,000 yuan. Even if you don't ask for half of it in person, you have to give me at least 40%, right?"
Gao Bin shook his head firmly:
"No, men become bad when they have money. You bad old men, be careful not to lose your money!"