Gu Yanchen just blinked, and half of her figure disappeared.
Fu Youzhi was bullied so badly that she finally regained her composure. Her voice was slow, clear, and cute.
"Brother, I learned."
"Um?"
"I've learned it, I'll show it to you in person~"
Before Gu Yanchen even had time to think about what she had learned, she pressed him forward with an equally domineering, coercive, and predatory deep kiss.
"So brave! You are so brave!!"
The furious voice of the Goddess was like thunder, and her figure instantly appeared beside the Yao Pond, her well-maintained body trembling with anger.
She has lived for tens of thousands of years, and she has never seen anyone dare to be so angry with her. This is her Yaochi! This is the holy land of the gods!
This is the source of the spiritual power of the six realms!
This audacious God of Wealth actually dragged a poor man into her pool to kiss him. They had better not do other excessive things, otherwise...
otherwise……
She is really going to be pissed to death!!!
Now she was furious. She rolled up her long sleeves and moved a finger farther away. Without any explanation, she tied Gu Yanchen tightly with a fairy rope. She pressed down with her fingers and soaked his body and head in the Yaochi.
,
"Shuzi is rampant! If you dare to trespass into Yaochi, then don't leave!!!"
She wanted to drown Gu Yanchen alive!
Fu Youzhi looked at the people around him and suddenly disappeared. His bird's brain, which was the size of a pine nut, did not turn around for a long time. In the end, he stared at the Goddess with a blank expression...
The goddess looked at her fiercely!
The two looked at each other. Fu Youzhi didn't even have the fear in the past. In the eyes of the goddess, this was just a provocation! It was fearless!
When she looked again, her magic medicine and water beside the Yao Pond were gone...
No wonder, she has grown up!
The challenge has begun!
"Come here," the goddess shouted, pointing at the stunned Fu Youzhi,
"Send her to the small kitchen for me. She can be steamed, braised, fried or fried. Once she's cooked, I have to eat her!!"
Gu Yanchen probably heard it while he was underwater. He struggled desperately, but was still suppressed by the divine power of the Goddess. He couldn't even hold his breath anymore, and big bubbles popped up from the bottom of the water.
The Mother Goddess had many cronies, and they quickly fished Fu Youzhi out. She was still extremely confused, sitting on the ground wet, tilted her head, and asked,
"Why not bake it?"
The goddess almost suspected that she was deaf. Fu Youzhi had not spoken from just now until now. She just stared blankly. The first sentence she asked was:
“Why not bake???”
Fu Youzhi made a "hoo" sound and turned into the state of a golden crow, a round, fat little bird.
"Have you had your first barbecue this fall?"
Her voice was particularly cute, and she shook her plump bird body,
"It doesn't taste good even if I steam it or braise it, but it tastes best when grilled! Soak the tender meat with fairy dew and fine wine, cut it into medium-thin slices, put it on the charcoal stove, sprinkle with salt, soy sauce, chili, and
…”
There was no fluctuation in her voice at all when she spoke. She spoke slowly and clearly, but couldn't help but make people...
Drooling,
"Don't forget to add cumin powder."
"Also, although there is little meat on my waist, it must be plump and bursting with oil. It must be super delicious!"
"The meat on my legs is also pretty good, I guess it's quite chewy..."
Fu Youzhi dumbly exploded Amway himself,
"Also, the most delicious thing must be the bird's claws. I just finished cutting my feet yesterday, and they are clean now, with no dead skin at all..."
"Also, it must be paired with peanuts, edamame, cucumbers, beer, cola and mineral water..."
The Goddess heard this in confusion. She never accepted old age. Today, she finally understood what the generation gap is!
She could hardly understand what Fu Youzhi was saying...
However, it doesn't matter, it is indeed feasible to grill and eat it. Just as the goddess was about to call someone to put her on the barbecue, Fu Youzhi, who was sitting on the ground, spoke again,
"etc,"
She speaks so slowly...
"do not forget,"
"Remove the hair first..."
The Mother Goddess will be confused by her, she will remove her hair...
To the hair……
On her...
So much hair...
The ancient demon loses her hair every year and grows more every year, and she grows more than she loses. She is like a queen of feathers. Countless people gathered around her to pluck her hair, but they couldn't see her true body after plucking for a long time.
On the contrary, she was the one who came up with the idea of plucking hair and grilling it.
"Oh~ It hurts so much!"
"Uh-huh, Zhizhi's hair has fallen out..."
"Whoa, whoa, why are you using so much force? Zhizhi is going to hurt so much..."
The boy next to Shenmu:...
You didn't lose a few hairs on your body, our hands were bleeding from pulling them, and you scratched us with your big claws...
We are the ones who should be talking...
The Goddess had long been worried. It was clearly Fu Youzhi who was delaying time on purpose!
What if her whining and crying calls those nosy nosy Thors over? It’s not going to be good after all, they might as well eat her alive!
The Goddess moved a thousand miles from her high position to Fu Youzhi's side. She firmly grasped Fu Youzhi's wings with her hands, lifted her up to her, opened her mouth, and smiled ferociously.
"No need to go to such trouble, I want to eat fresh food today..." As she said that, she opened her mouth to spurt out blood. The image of the normally dignified and loving goddess was gone. Her mouth was like a sinister and vicious man-eating flower.
flower.
Mother Goddess…
The reason why she is the Goddess is because she has wood spiritual roots and nourishes all things. Her original body should be a Penglai fairy grass...
The current state is like...
Quite mutated!
Fu Youzhi was about to be swallowed by her, but she still said slowly and cutely,
"I'm not a fish, I'm not fresh. If you eat a bird raw with hair on it, you're really stupid -"
The goddess looked down upon her bloodline, and now she saw that she dared to laugh at her, and she was even more furious.
Open your mouth——
There was a stick-like hard object stuck in his mouth.
The Fu Youzhi in front of him was obviously stupid and had no ability to resist. Then this part...
“Ahhhhh——”
Before she had time to think clearly, she felt someone hit her on the back of the head with a stick. The goddess was so powerful that she was not afraid of being hit with a stick unless,
This stick...
It is a sacred thing!
Fu Youzhi was thrown directly to the ground by the Goddess. She was too lazy to get juices and didn't want to sit up. She just lay down and looked at the hateful Goddess with her ignorant eyes. In front of her, her whole body was wet and her face was fierce.
A person with splitting eyes and eyes...
It was actually Gu Yanchen.
"Daigo!"
Gu Yanchen roared loudly, shaking the heaven and earth.
A golden stick hit the main hall fiercely. Facing him, it was extremely obedient, as if it was waiting for the master who had been searching for a thousand years, and then took him back to the bloody storm!