Chapter 330 The most perfect girl-picking plan in history
Flange is a part that connects pipes to pipes and valves. Although this word is a special word in the engineering field, it is not a very uncommon word anyway.【】
But when Lao Qi was chatting with a poet one time and accidentally said the word "France", a confused look appeared on the poet's face.
As the saying goes, one is like arsenic and the other is like honey. What is commonplace in the eyes of some people becomes a strange thing in the eyes of others.
Bai Rulong couldn't sign a contract, and he didn't understand business. When the vice-captain went to help him sign the contract, Bai Rulong got together with the team's drivers to brag and talk.
Anyway, the content of the contract has been agreed upon by Hongchang Mining Bureau and Fucheng Mining Bureau, and Bai Rulong's so-called contract is just a simple purchase and sale document between the two state-owned enterprises.
To put it bluntly, this kind of document is a voucher for the financial personnel of both parties to enter the accounts. Bai Rulong has always looked down upon such work as accounting, so he has never personally asked about this kind of document.
But Bai Rulong didn't know that although this kind of document is simple, it is at least a purchase and sale voucher, and this voucher must be at least in duplicate.
When Shen Tianlong told Bai Rulong about this, Bai Rulong was completely dumbfounded. He originally thought that his countermeasures were good enough. Just like what was written on TV or in novels, he would stuff the evidence into his mouth and give Shen Tianlong a dead end without any evidence.
.It was only now that he realized that the good idea he had thought up so hard was so vulnerable.
"Hey, do you know? In fact, it doesn't matter even if you burn this document, because as long as we go to the Procurement Department of Fucheng Mining Bureau to check, we can also find out the transaction records between you and Fucheng Mining Bureau. Not only can we check
It is not too difficult to get out the transaction records, or even the original contract signed by the Red Square Mining Bureau and Fucheng Power Plant, but by swallowing it like this, you have added another charge to yourself of trying to destroy evidence."
Shen Tianlong looked at Bai Rulong with gloating, and explained the matter to Bai Rulong in detail. To be honest, when Bai Rulong stretched out his hand into his arms, Shen Tianlong thought he was pulling out a gun. Shen Tianlong was very smart, but no matter how hard he tried, he would have no idea.
Unexpectedly, Bai Rulong would behave in such a childish manner.
And Bai Rulong's majestic behavior of swallowing the evidence made Li Guodong and others laugh.
Things went very smoothly, and with Cambrian, the captain of Fucheng's SWAT team, going to the Procurement Section of Fucheng Mining Bureau to take out the receipts for the transaction between Fucheng Mining Bureau and Hongchang Mining Bureau was a piece of cake.
dish.
"Team Li, Brother Zhao, please walk slowly. I wish you a safe journey!"
After the matter was successfully completed, Shen Tianlong waved to Li Guodong, Zhao Gang and others in the car. Li Guodong, Zhao Gang and others were eager to go back to recover, but Shen Tianlong stayed in Fucheng again.
The reason why Shen Tianlong stayed in Fucheng was that on the one hand he had not seen Cambrian for a long time and wanted to stay with Cambrian for a few more days, and on the other hand he had to fulfill an agreement with Gao Xinbing.
Agreement.
Gao Xinbing is the extremely ugly prostitute, the Sichuan boy who has been unable to pick up girls because of his ugly appearance.
When Shen Tianlong told Cambrian about the strange agreement he had with Gao Xinbing, Cambrian laughed so hard that his stomach ached after hearing it halfway.
"Damn, that's awesome. That Sichuan boy is so wretched and awesome. You're lying." Cambrian laughed so hard that his stomach hurt.
"Well, that person is very smart, don't underestimate him." Shen Tianlong said
Just like that, before Gao Xinbing got off work, Shen Tianlong and Cambrian were waiting in a police car at the gate of Fucheng Power Plant.
"Hey, hey, client Gao is here." Gao Xinbing just walked out of the factory gate after work. Cambrian sat in the car and started waving to him. While waving, he called him and Shen Tianlong what they had just called Gao Xinbing. nickname.
The three of them drove to the hotel together, and with Shen Tianlong's help, Gao Xinbing and Cambrian quickly became familiar with each other.
"Brother, I am Zhang's uglier person, but I am very loyal. Although you two are far behind me in cultural level, but for the sake of your willingness to help me, I can barely make friends with you. ." Gao Xinbing said
"Paradise, why do you look so shameless like Tianlong?" Cambrian muttered while gnawing at a pig knuckle.
Ever since I chatted with Shen Tianlong for a while about unloading a truck at the power plant, Gao Xinbing really felt as if he and Shen Tianlong had not met each other for a long time. Hearing Cambrian say that he and Shen Tianlong look alike, Gao Xinbing was also very happy.
"Haha, it's like meeting a close friend in a high mountain and flowing water." Gao Xinbing said shamelessly.
"Well, your personalities are somewhat similar, but your looks are as good as those in heaven and below. Tianlong looks like Tang Monk, and you look like Zhu Bajie's second uncle." Cambrian added without raising his head. One sentence.
The reason why Cambrian didn't raise his head was not because he hadn't chewed big bones, but because he was afraid that when he looked up, he would see Gao Xinbing's face full of acne, which would affect his appetite.
Gao Xinbing is ugly, but the world is fair after all. God did not give Gao Xinbing a beautiful face, but gave him a smart brain. Not only that, Gao Xinbing even has a high-ranking person in the national power system. uncle.
It can be said that except for the ugly points, Gao Xinbing is pretty good in terms of academic qualifications and family background. The mistake of Gao Xinbing is that he was born in the wrong era. In the 1980s, with the reform and opening up, the importance of money has gradually become more prominent, but Young people are still generally full of idealism.
Girls like handsome guys, whether they are tough soldiers, romantic poets or artistic wandering singers. But in modern times, no matter you are a soldier, a poet or a singer, no matter what you look like , as long as you have money, I'm afraid most girls will pounce on you.
Being reincarnated in the wrong era made Gao Xinbing's emotional journey very miserable. But although Gao Xinbing was miserable, he was a persistent person. Ever since Xie Miao was assigned to an internship at a power plant, Gao Xinbing had developed a crush on Xie Miao. Round after round of offensive.
When Gao Xinbing told Shen Tianlong and Cambrian his hero's plan to save the beauty, their eyes were so wet that they stopped drinking and looked at each other with big eyes and small eyes for a while. The man suddenly understood and burst into laughter.
"Damn, you're so awesome. People like you should join the army. You are more shameless than our captain." Shen Tianlong and Cambrian said in unison.
Yes, Shen Tianlong and Cambrian have been completely convinced by Gao Xinbing's plan.
"Awesome, awesome, so many awesome things!" Cambrian said three awesome words in a row. After hearing Gao Xinbing's plan, he actually didn't even care that Gao Xinbing said he looked like a strong criminal.
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Xie Miao is the factory belle of Fucheng Power Plant and the person Gao Xinbing vowed to take as his wife. However, although Xie Miao is young, he does not love money or power, which really troubles Gao Xinbing.
Although Gao Xinbing is still a loser for the time being, he is the technical leader of Fucheng Power Plant. In addition, he is extremely smart and has a good family background. He will be able to make great achievements in the power system in the future. But because of
He is too ugly, but he always wants to get some seedlings but can't.
In Gao Xinbing's plan, Cambrian was the first one to appear.
According to Gao Xinbing, although Cambrian is a little bit prettier than him, his eyes are small, his smile is vulgar, and his body is as thin as a bamboo pole. At first glance, he looks like a smoker.
As we all know, smokers do everything from eating, drinking, prostitution and gambling, and none of them are good. Therefore, Cambrian is the perfect person to bully Xie Miao, and he must bear the brunt of it.
According to Gao Xinbing, Cambrian not only had to take the lead in this matter, he even had to tear Xie Miao's shirt to pieces and strip off Xie Miao's entire upper body!
"Damn it, your future wife was stripped naked by me, are you willing to do that?" Cambrian was stunned by Gao Xinbing's vicious plan.
"Damn it, if you don't strip her naked, she won't be my wife. People who become big things don't stick to trivial matters. Although I can't let go, I can only do this." Gao Xinbing was mentally reluctant to let go, but he took a sip of wine.
After that, Gao Xinbing finally decided to be cruel for the sake of his own happiness in the rest of his life.
"After stripping off her upper body, can I secretly grab a handful of her breasts?" Cambrian's smile now looks more and more obscene.
"Fuck, you dare!" Cambrian's words made Gao Xinbing blush until his neck became thick. After breathing heavily for a long time and calming down his anger, Gao Xinbing continued to tell Shen Tianlong his plan.
The second key figure in the implementation of this plan is of course Shen Tianlong. According to Gao Xinbing's plan, when Cambrian scares Xie Miao to the point of being unable to stop, Shen Tianlong will appear in time.
After Shen Tianlong appears, the first thing he needs to show is his thunderous heroic spirit and extremely handsome face. After Shen Tianlong appears, he must use cruel means to beat Cambrian away. In this process, the two people have to fight
The hype was so high that Shen Tianlong was even injured.
"Wait a minute, are you looking for a wife for you, or are you looking for a wife for me? Aren't you afraid that Xie Miao will fall in love with me?"
Shen Tianlong was not joking this time, he was really confused by Gao Xinbing. The role Gao Xinbing positioned for himself was handsome and brave. Shen Tianlong was really afraid that Xie Miao would fall in love with him this time. After Gao Xinbing finished talking about himself
After the plan, Shen Tianlong looked at Gao Xinbing with a confused expression.
"Fuck, if my plan was that simple, then I wouldn't be 250, and then you hear about me." Seeing Shen Tianlong, Gao Xinbing was also surprised, and a mysterious smile appeared on Gao Xinbing's face.
"As far as I know, Xie Miao doesn't love money or power, but she seems to like handsome men, well, men with pretty faces like you." After looking at Shen Tianlong carefully again, Gao Xinbing felt a little bit
He said melancholy. Before Shen Tianlong could answer, Gao Xinbing continued: "But this time I will tell Xie Miao that good-looking men may be full of male thieves and female prostitutes, but bad-looking men are still upright!"
Then, Gao Xinbing continued to tell the truth about his plan.
After Shen Tianlong suddenly appeared as an unparalleled hero and beat away the Cambrian, Shen Tianlong was stunned for a moment when facing Xie Miao Chiguo's upper body. After being stunned for a moment, Shen Tianlong impulsively went up and hugged Xie Miao Chiguo. Seedling.
In Gao Xinbing's plan, Shen Tianlong was indeed a good person at first, but when he saw Xie Miao's alluring body, he would arouse the most primitive animal nature in his body, and he actually wanted to do something wrong to Xie Miao.
"At this moment, the great hero turned into a great villain. I admit that you are very handsome, but I just want to use your handsomeness to tear Xie Miao's childish view of love to pieces!" Gao Xinbing's words were loud and clear. , "A man's handsomeness is not reflected in his appearance, but in his spirit, self-control, and all aspects of his thoughts!"
"What if she is seduced by my beauty and follows me when I want to strengthen her?" While Gao Xinbing was giving a long speech on how to be a handsome man, Shen Tianlong carefully repeated After thinking about the plan, he considered another aspect of the matter.
That is, Xie Miao is not afraid of him at all. Even if he strengthens her, she will obey him willingly. Although Shen Tianlong was a bit stinky at first, he was definitely not stinky to this extent, but since the great painter Xiao Zhang fell in love with him From now on, Shen Tianlong also became a little in a trance.
On the battlefield of love, he can even kill men, let alone women? Shen Tianlong is now extremely confident in his personal charm.
Shen Tianlong's words made Gao Xinbing, who was talking eloquently, stunned for a moment. He looked at Shen Tianlong carefully up and down while holding the wine glass. Gao Xinbing's mood was no longer so impassioned.
"Well, the possibility you mentioned may exist!" Gao Xinbing said
"If that happens, what should I do?" Shen Tianlong was a little anxious.
"You can do whatever you want. If Xie Miao is really a nymphomaniac, then she is not a good candidate for a wife. Even if I like her again, I will break up with her." Gao Xinbing said firmly.
At the wine table, the three people considered Gao Xinbing's plan over and over again, and did not give up until they all thought the plan was perfect.
After making a plan, the three of them returned home drunk again. Shen Tianlong and Cambrian staggered back home, sleeping from night to morning, and from morning to noon, and they didn't wake up until the afternoon.
"Oh, that prostitute Gao is indeed a talent." Cambricon said this to Shen Tianlong as soon as he opened his eyes. It seems that Gao Xinbing really left a deep impression on Cambricon.
"Well, that kid doesn't know what happened to me and Bai Rulong in the past, but when he saw the look in my eyes and the way I spoke, he knew he would take the initiative to help me catch my eye. This kid can definitely be a good spy!" Shen Tianlong said
The two discussed Gao Xinbing for a while, had a hasty dinner, and went back to sleep.
At 11:30 at night, the two of them woke up on time. At about 12:30 at night, Xie Miao would go home from the night shift, and she would pass by a small alley when she came home from the night shift.
Gao Xinbing’s most perfect plan to pick up girls in history was implemented in that dark alley where you couldn’t even see your fingers!【】