Chen Tiezhu and Shen Tianlong were originally two people with completely different temperaments and temperaments, but for some reason, they became like old friends at first sight since they met. They were much closer than the average brother-in-law and brother-in-law.【】
As the saying goes, an eldest brother is like a father, and an eldest sister is like a mother. Whether from his own perspective or from Shen Tianfeng's perspective, Chen Tiezhu felt that he had to speak on behalf of Shen Tianlong's relatives at his wedding.
Although Wang Shuping didn't have much contact with Shen Tianlong, he and Shen Tianfang wandered outside, occasionally getting rich and occasionally falling into poverty. When they were down, they often received help from Shen Tianlong and Shen Tianfeng, so he wanted to stay with Shen Tianfang even more. Say a few words at Tianlong’s wedding to express your gratitude and blessings to Shen Tianlong!
When the argument continued, the two decided to compete in a begging contest.
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The department store is the largest shopping mall in Hongqi City. It has four floors, and the shelves are full of exquisite products, which is overwhelming.
As the largest commercial district in Hongqi City and the only CBD in the city, not only people in the city come to the department store to buy things, but also people in mining areas, pastoral areas, and rural areas in nearby banner counties will go out for several days if they have free time. Ten miles away, come to the department store to experience the bustling commercial atmosphere.
Among the crowds of people, there was a rural lady who was wandering in front of a counter selling fabrics. She wanted to buy a piece of fabric and go back to make herself a new outfit.
But when the aunt had chosen the fabric and was about to pay, she suddenly felt someone tapping her shoulder from behind.
"Um... Auntie, I'm begging for food. Look, I'm blind. Please give me some money." Chen Tiezhu said.
Chen Tiezhu has never been a gentle person. Even if he asks for help, he is not very good at speaking in a gentle tone. Coupled with his fierce face and the look of black gauze covering his eyes, the aunt buying fabrics turned around and suddenly saw Such a ruthless gangster screamed "Oh my God" in fright, and ran away with the cloth. It seemed that he had even forgotten to pay the money when he ran away, and the anxious cloth seller stamped his feet.
The boss was about to open his mouth to curse, but after looking at Chen Tiezhu's appearance that was comparable to Pirates of the Caribbean, he finally reluctantly closed his mouth.
In this way, in less than half an hour, Chen Tiezhu scared away an aunt, scared a child to tears, and frightened an old man selling candied haws. After falling, the old man trembled and took out the candy from his pocket He came out with a handful of cents and nervously put all the money into Chen Tiezhu's hands.
Chen Tiezhu's unfavorable start made Wang Shuping, Shen Tianfeng, and Shen Tianfang who were watching the battle laugh until their stomachs cramped. But just when these people were laughing so hard, things took a turn for the better.
Chen Tiezhu's appearance is indeed scary, but Hongqi City has always had tough folk customs, and there has never been a shortage of courageous and bloody men. Now, a thin, withered man who looked a bit like a monkey walked towards Chen Tiezhu menacingly.
"You're a fool, you're a grown man. You have a lot of strength. Aren't you embarrassed to come out and ask for money? Just call me and I'll give you ten dollars." said the monkey-like man.
After a while, another man with six fingers on his left hand came over and mocked Chen Tiezhu for a few words, and then threw him another ten dollars.
After a while, another strong man with a beard came towards Chen Tiezhu...
After a while, Chen Tiezhu actually asked for forty yuan. Four rough men, some tall, short, fat, or thin, each gave Chen Tiezhu ten yuan.
Wang Shuping watched the whole process with cold eyes. It was not until Chen Tiezhu collected forty yuan that Wang Shuping walked over and patted Chen Tiezhu on the back.
The people who gave money to Chen Tiezhu were Chen Tiezhu's friends. Wang Shuping had already noticed it, but he was a little worried about Chen Tiezhu's face before and was too embarrassed to point it out immediately. Seeing Chen Tiezhu becoming more and more arrogant, Wang Shuping finally couldn't bear it.
Living.
"That's almost enough. Ang, I know you have a lot of friends, but with your head, I guess this idea of asking for a trust was someone else's idea for you, right?" Wang Shuping said.
"Fuck, why can't I figure it out?" Chen Tiezhu didn't check for a while and fell into Wang Shuping's trick again. While eager to judge his own IQ, he also exposed his cheating in the game. After saying this, Chen Tiezhu also realized
Until he was fooled by Wang Shuping again.
"Fuck, no one who wears glasses is a good person!" Chen Tiezhu said angrily.
After some hard work, Wang Shuping finally agreed to count the forty yuan that Chen Tiezhu asked for as his grade.
"Do you think begging for food is really such a simple thing? Even if you ask for help, I will still get you." Although Chen Tiezhu had already received forty yuan, Wang Shuping was still confident.
After he finished speaking, Wang Shuping covered his face with his hands and pondered for a while. When he took his hands away again, his face had become distorted. The distortion of his face was actually more serious than that of a person suffering from a stroke.
There was even a trace of crystal liquid left in his mouth.
Halazi! Wang Shuping actually became a prostitute!
Not only that, Wang Shu's usually cunning and intelligent little eyes actually turned stupid at this moment.
"F*ck!" Wang Shuping's face suddenly changed, frightening Chen Tiezhu, who was always known for his courage. Shen Tianfeng and Shen Tianfang, who were watching the battle from a distance, were laughing so hard.
"Tianfang, what is your teacher Wang doing? Why did you suddenly become so stupid?" Shen Tianfeng asked
"I don't know what he is going to do, but I know that my brother-in-law will definitely lose." Although Shen Tianfang couldn't guess what her man was going to do, she was still confident.
Wang Shuping's next performance exceeded everyone's expectations.
Not only did Wang Shuping's face become crooked, as if he had had a stroke, but he even looked as if he had a cerebral thrombosis when he walked, swaying every step he took, as if he was about to fall down at any moment.
"I want a pong, I want a steel pong!" Wang Shuping stretched out his hand and grabbed a man.
"What the hell?" The man still didn't understand what Wang Shuping meant.
"Pun, I want pun!" Wang Shuping repeated his words, and then stretched out his palm with black mud under his fingernails, holding a shining five-cent coin in his palm.
"Oh, I met a fool asking for money." The man felt that he was very unlucky, so he took out a dime and threw it into Wang Shuping's hand, then turned around and prepared to leave.
Who would have thought that when Wang Shuping saw the man about to leave, he pulled him tighter.
"Pin, I want pen!" Wang Shuping roared angrily and angrily threw a dime at the man. At this time, Wang Shuping's chest was heaving violently, and more and more tears were flowing from his mouth. Obviously, he was struck by the man who gave him a slap in the face.
The dime man is very angry.
"Hey, you don't have to pay a dime, but you have to have steel?" Wang Shuping's silly attitude surprised the man, and he began to think Wang Shuping was very funny.
One after another, the men took out another two cents, one yuan or even five yuan and handed them to Wang Shuping. Wang Shuping didn't want any of them. They wanted steel coins! Five-cent steel coins.
"Hey, there's a fool here. He wants gold, and he won't give it up if I give him more money!" The man shouted excitedly to his companions as if he had discovered a new world.
"What, there is such a person?" After hearing the man's words, the people in Hongqi City who love to watch the excitement became excited again.
Everyone gathered around, you took one piece, I held two pieces to tease Wang Shuping, and even a few wealthy people actually took out ten-dollar pieces.
Faced with the temptation of the amount of money in the play, Wang Shuping remained unmoved. He just danced and continued to ask for coins from everyone. Wang Shuping didn't even take a look at those bills.
Until a person actually gave Wang Shuping a five-cent coin, Wang Shuping suddenly showed an excited look on his face.
Making a fist with one hand, Wang Shuping hit his fist hard with his forehead!
kowtow!
Wang Shuping's action means kowtow in Hongqi City. He didn't even ask for ten yuan, but he kowtowed to him for five cents.
"Hahaha, you fool, you are really a fool. Come and see the fool." The people around burst into laughter.
Watching the excitement is a major hobby of the people in Hongqi City. Compared with watching fights, ordinary people prefer to watch fools. After all, fighting may seem enjoyable, but if both sides get anxious and use bricks, kitchen knives and rolling pins to fight, it is uncertain.
You will accidentally injure yourself.
And teasing fools not only makes you happy, but it's also not dangerous. It's obviously much more cost-effective than watching a fight.
After learning that there was a fool on the first floor of the department store, people rushed over one after another, and even some good-hearted people changed their bills into five-cent, two-cent, and one-cent steel coins and threw them to Wang Shuping.
If the opponent throws a five-cent steel coin, Wang Shuping will run over and pick it up with a look of joy on his face. But if it is a two-cent or one-cent coin, Wang Shuping will bend down and pick up the coin.
, make an angry expression, and throw a two-cent or one-cent coin hard at the opponent's head.
Wang Shuping only wants five points, no more, no less!
However, Wang Shuping's cerebellum seemed to be extremely underdeveloped, and he accidentally fell down when he was throwing a coin...
After asking for money at the department store, Wang Shuping came to the entrance of Evergreen Park in the afternoon and followed the same pattern. When the sun set, Wang Shuping did not cheat or play tricks, and his business income had exceeded Chen Tiezhu's several blocks.
"How's it going? Are you convinced?" Wang Shuping said proudly.
"There are still people who give you ten yuan, why don't you take it?" Chen Tiezhu asked
"If I took the ten yuan, wouldn't I be stupid? If I wasn't stupid, how could they continue to give me money?" Wang Shuping said.
"Well, these people thought you were a fool, but they didn't expect that it was actually you who tricked them." Chen Tiezhu finally understood and nodded thoughtfully.
After Chen Tiezhu surrendered heartily, the four of them went to the hotel to have a hearty drink.
While Wang Shuping and Chen Tiezhu were celebrating the successful conclusion of the begging competition, Shen Tianlong was sitting in the office in a daze, staring at the phone on the table in a daze.
The hour hand turned and reached ten o'clock in the evening. Shen Tianlong hesitated for a long time before finally sighing and mustering up the courage to pick up the phone on the table.【】