Cangshan Mountain, also known as Diancang Mountain, is named after its green mountains and white spots on the top of the mountain. It is also famous for a martial arts novel. Looking from a distance, the mountains are high and the water is long, accompanied by the Erhai Lake, with white, green and white snow.
Lin, houses with strong ethnic characteristics are set in the mountains and lakes like ink paintings.
A few white clouds are floating slowly on the top of the mountain, and there are also a few white clouds floating in the water. Mountains, water... beautiful women in beautiful cars, exotic scenery, Li Ze is naturally in a good mood, and has long since left his drowsiness in Java. p>
But what makes the scene worse is that Loeb keeps talking. Rather than being a talkative, he should be awarded the title of Social Cow.
Loeb recounted in detail his experiences of picking up girls as a child, even how he learned to drink and the first time he went to school wearing only underwear after getting drunk... He really didn't treat them as outsiders.
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Of course, Loeb was quite patient and said it first in Chinese and then in French.
Li Ze felt that he should be awarded the title of model worker.
Mary didn't have any strange expression. When she heard that she was wearing only underwear to school, she tilted her head and looked at Li Ze and smiled: "Is this a coming-of-age ceremony for boys?"
Li Ze was stunned for a while: "How is that possible! Who would regard wearing only underwear to school as a coming-of-age ceremony?"
"Does it mean that the rituals in each country are different?"
"Your sister! How is this a ritual?" Li Ze thought to himself, this is obviously a drunken act after drinking too much, okay? If wearing only underwear to school is a coming-of-age ceremony, then when he was a child, he only wore diapers to go to the canteen to buy things.
Are you considered an adult?
Although the rituals are indeed different in different countries, such as there are several ways to say hello, wearing underwear to school is definitely a lie made up by Loeb to make Mary happy.
"The country is such a beautiful place. The mountains and rivers are in different places and the sky is different. Each place has a unique feeling." Loeb laughed and patted the steering wheel.
"Damn! You're so fluent in Chinese, vice-principal! You can recite poems and compose them correctly, but even if you write a poem praising the scenery and humanity, I won't agree with you!" Li Ze put on a pleading face, "Vice-principal
, you know that our country is vast and rich in resources, just like the United States, spanning several time zones, not as small as Italy and France...well, narrow, you can drive from west to east all day long. But you also
I couldn't make any plans, so I rented a Porsche and set off from Shangri-La*. I wanted to drive to Mengzi to eat Cross-the-Bridge Rice Noodles before dinner, right? Now at one o'clock, one o'clock, or three and a half hours at noon, we may not be able to enter Kunming.
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"Oh! Then maybe if I drive 180 yards, right? Oh my God, according to you, we can only sleep at the gas station?" Loeb suddenly became serious.
"Can't we go somewhere else? If we arrive tomorrow morning, can't we change our breakfast to cross-bridge rice noodles?" Li Ze asked.
"No," Loeb suddenly turned around and stared at Li Ze, "You are Chinese, Mary is French, and I am German. Two against one, you have lost in terms of numbers. Mary and I are going to fight today."
I ate the authentic Guoqiao rice noodles in the evening, and I won’t eat the unauthentic ones.”
"Look ahead, look ahead! Don't turn your head when driving on the expressway." Li Ze was a little panicked.
"Don't worry, I'm very good at driving."
"I still want to live to be a hundred years old."
"Then do you want to give you a pill that I kneaded myself? I'll make sure that you eat it and drink it." Loeb smiled.
"Are you really German?"
"Yes, it's Munich, Germany. When I ask someone to bring a few barrels of Munich beer back to school, the college's anniversary will start in two months." Loeb said, "By then, you will know what our school is about.
How great is the school anniversary? Last year, Johnson seemed to be invited."
"Dwayne Johnson?" Li Ze was shocked.
"Because there is an alumnus who is a friend of Johnson, and he came to visit with him." Loeb glanced at Mary in the passenger seat and said, "Mary, please open the cap of the Coke bottle for me. I'm a little thirsty." Mary was obedient: "Okay."
"Are you envious?" Loeb looked in the rearview mirror with a half-smile.
Li Ze raised his eyebrows, "I'm jealous. It's normal that I don't have a driver's license. I'm a good, law-abiding citizen... By the way, Vice Principal, how are you going to return this car?"<
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Indeed, this is a problem.
When renting a car, I paid a high deposit and asked if there were any car dealerships elsewhere, but... there was none.
Great! When he told Loeb about this, Loeb looked fearless, then identified the Porsche SUV and drove out.
To be honest, he didn't even know how this old guy had a *country driver's license. But with Emma here, these things are nothing.
"Drive to the destination, and then find someone to drive back." Loeb said lightly.
"Find someone to drive it back?"
"Otherwise? By the way, are * country's aircraft allowed to transport cars by air?"
"How about I call 110 and ask for you?" Li Ze was very calm.
"Do you have an express delivery company called SF Express?"
"Which courier company will help you transport your car?"
"As a Chinese, you don't know this?" Loeb scorned.
"Which Chinese would have no trouble understanding this?" Li Zeqiang calmed himself.
"Then you have to pay a high price for someone to return the car." Loeb moved his fingers, "Anyway, the money is deducted from my salary, and I basically don't spend it, so I turned my salary into a scholarship.
You are the first person to receive my scholarship in these years."
Li Ze covered his heart: "Damn it! It's my money you spent!"
"You have a lot of money anyway, why are you excited?"
Li Ze shook his head. This thing is the same as picking flower petals to decide whether to make money or not. It's just a game.
But once money is involved in the game, it will lose its original value. Besides, which rich person would despise that he can still make money? Who would have trouble with money? They are not monks, free from worldly dust. Capitalists never despise having too much money, ordinary people
The same goes for the common people.
"Do you know the origins of Cangshan, Erhai and Dali?" Loeb suddenly became interested, "Test you."
Li Ze and Mary looked at each other, took out their mobile phones and prepared Baidu, "The signal is a bit poor."
It’s over, I’m embarrassed this time.
A * Chinese is not as good as a German in understanding * country’s geography and culture.
"Dali comes from the name of Dali Kingdom, the 11th king of Nanzhao Kingdom, Wang Shilong. Li and Li are homophonic, which means governing Dali and governing the country with etiquette. The word Dali first appeared in Duan Siping in the second year of Tianfu in the Later Jin Dynasty (937 AD)
The Dali Kingdom that was established appeared in the form of a country name. Since then, the word Dali has been followed and become the exclusive place name of the Bai area centered on Erhai Lake." Loeb explained: "Have you seen "The Eight Tribes of the Dragon"?" p>
"Of course." He also likes Mr. Jin Yong's martial arts novels, but when it comes to which one, his favorite is "The Legend of the Condor Heroes".