"Because you are also a member of this dormitory." Yan Xin picked up a plaid shirt from the closet next to him, "Unless you and Hart move out."
"Why?" Li Ze and Hart yelled at the same time.
"Because Qingyue and I don't have a place to stay, and it seems that Mary doesn't either. The vice-principal's hands-off shopkeeper only cares about the drink. We are just gifts he brought from *country." Yan Xin picked up one.
Cat walked up to the two of them and said, "That means there are at least three girls who are homeless now. You can move out as soon as you understand each other. Of course, you can also sleep together, but you have to tie yourself up and wear blindfolds every night." "It feels like SM!" Hart didn't shy away from it.
"You don't have the temperament of a flirtatious queen, do you?" Li Ze is very familiar with things.
The two of them looked attentive, and it was clear that they were talking vulgarly, but hearing them speak so eloquently made people think otherwise.
Yan Xin looked at the two people's pretentiousness with a smile, and suddenly lowered his posture, and a long white silk leg straddled the middle of the two people, blocking the exchange of glances between Li Ze and Hart like the Golden Gate Bridge.
The two brothers, who were already in the same trench, still swore not to face the danger from the enemy's beautiful spy. Even though the other party was almost naked, they still persisted in their beliefs. Although they did not take their eyes away from the spy, they even looked at the spy.
I had a nosebleed, and I had the nasty thought of lowering the neckline of the dress or making the hem of the dress higher.
They feel regret for being so weak.
But since ancient times, heroes have struggled with beauties. What’s more, they are not heroes. They are males who are led by strange thoughts, commonly known as thinking in the lower body... It may be the same if you ask other males to come over. Maybe a priest from the church,
They would all hold up their Bibles and shout Hallelujah.
Just one great beauty, there is also a second great beauty.
The girl sitting on the floor keeps smiling. She is really a beautiful girl. There is a small mole under her bright big eyes, sweet dimples hanging on both sides of her cheeks, long curly hair...
Was she dragged by the goblin to get a perm? The exquisite makeup made her radiant. Her thin face showed her youthful age, but she was really beautiful, so beautiful that it was hard to breathe. p>
Just these two people, in the otaku's dormitory at the same time...
Hart wanted to take out a handful of cash and throw it on the plate in the cafeteria, ask the waiter to bring two boxes of wine, and let the sound of champagne uncorking sound like a royal salute. The golden wine was poured into the champagne glass, and he raised the
Cup cheers like a pervert, tired of being beside a beautiful woman.
But they noticed the high heels wrapped in white silk feet.
They figured out one thing: high heels are not only used to plump up a woman's figure and increase her charm, but they can also kill people.
This kind of neck-wiping thing is easy for mixed-race people.
"Why white stockings? I think black stockings or bare legs go better with this dress. White stockings feel more suitable for a Lolita-type skirt. Obviously your height is not suitable for Lolita." Hart moved his nose.
Panting.
Li Ze was a little surprised. He didn't know if his senior brother's brain had been kicked by a donkey.
At this time, as a hostage, you should always be self-aware. Although you should not compliment or directly be a traitor, but being aware of current affairs and being a licking dog is the true meaning of survival. As for Hart, it doesn't feel like being a licking dog.
, but instead it’s like a groundhog, chewing like hell.
What goes better with black stockings and bare legs? Damn it, people are going to kill people, so they still care about what looks better? Even a pig in the slaughterhouse wouldn't say that this big man affects the quality of my meat. Here comes a beautiful boss lady...
....Isn’t this guy really the reincarnation of a slut?
Li Ze felt scared just thinking about it.
"Senior brother, do you think I should dye my hair brown, braid it on both sides, and wear white stockings that go through my knees?" Yan Xin smiled.
"The junior school girl really understands the hobbies of the senior brother!"
"Mini skirt and deep V shirt."
"If that's the case, it will be a sure death." Hart smiled and scratched his head, "If you die in front of a flower, you can be charming even if you are a ghost, please step on my face hard with these high heels."
"Hart, you've been a bastard your whole life."
"If you use the word bastard to describe me and feel uncomfortable, please use the word pervert, lecherous ghost." Hart went even further and pressed his face against the high heels.
"Can you get off my feet?" Yan Xin was so angry that he couldn't help but said, "Pervert!"
That is the most horrific scene in the world.
"You have a very good friend." Huangfu Qingyue looked at the two people rushing out of the door and sighed, "He is very good and will be the dream lover of countless girls."
Hart is very surprised that at this time, Huangfu Qingyue still has the heart to discuss this. Shouldn't she worry about whether he is injured? Does she have thoughts about Li Ze? Indeed, Huangfu Qingyue is also a little beauty, why?
Seeing that Li Ze was like a son-in-law, he didn't suffer at all. But he didn't feel jealous at all, and felt very proud. When the best brother was praised, he also felt very glorious.
"But it's too perfect to be true." Huangfu Qingyue said with a smile, "What girls are really fascinated by is not only the advantages of this person, but also his shortcomings. The meaning of boys and girls being together is to make up for each other.
The shortcomings of the other party, rather than the conflict between advantages and disadvantages, the multiplication of shortcomings and shortcomings, no girl wants her boyfriend to exist like a god."
"Wait..." Hart took out the punishment object from his mouth, "Have you ever seen that he is perfect?"
"Every aspect."
"I always feel like you're trying to frame me!" Hart picked up the cat next to him and handed it to her. "With a senior like me, he will shrink infinitely in every aspect."
"Is that why you shamelessly become a wingman?" Huangfu Qingyue raised her hair, revealing her snow-white neck, "I checked the information about Li Ze and you from Emma. Senior, as long as your revelation is not fatal, it will
You can recover within a few days. You officially use this advantage to pretend to be a pervert, making Yan Xin feel sick, and drag Li Ze out of the room to create a space for them to be alone. Am I right?"
Hart raised his eyebrows...
"I think Li Ze is very good, not just in terms of ability." Huangfu Qingyue said seriously: "When you get along with him, there is always a kind of magic. Even if you are upset, as long as he is around, you will feel at ease.
It’s as if the world surrenders to his feet, and you just need to follow him.”
"Yeah." Hart nodded.
"But he hasn't grown up yet, or in other words, he is fearful and expectant of his surroundings, without any knowledge of his surroundings."
"When he grows up, he may become terrifyingly calm, my lovely schoolgirl." Hart took out his cigarette, "Do you mind?"
Huangfu Qingyue shook her head.
"I hate that people can truly grow up. A person who has grown up shows that he has experienced too many things, and those things can only be painful, not happy. I have been to * countries, Brazil, and South Africa,
I have also been to slums in the United States. There is a saying in your country that 'poor children become rich early'. It is true that they grow up earlier than their peers, but are they happy?"
Hart lit up the cigarette and took a puff calmly: "You probably don't know that he lost something in France."
"It's...what?"
"His senior, a senior who is as cute, beautiful and domineering as you, he saw her die in front of him."
Huangfu Qingyue looked shocked: "Wait a minute, there is no explanation of this in the report record given by Emma."
"I asked Li Ze to lie up." Hart said, "Bu Shuchang died tragically in front of him. As for what monster killed Bu Shuchang, Li Ze refused to tell me, and I didn't want to ask more. It's just that
Listening to his rants in sleep every night, you know how painful it is to be his brother and roommate. Well, God is fair. He sent one away and gave him back another, but the more precious the thing, even if it is replaced with a brand new one,
What’s the point of coming back?”
Hart continued to smoke, suddenly not wanting to say a word.
If a man becomes not straightforward in front of a woman, speaks hesitantly, and is completely different from his original self, it is because he cares too much about the woman's feelings, so he hesitates and is cautious.