Incompatible with the bustle of the day, San Francisco at night is like a dead city except for the bright lights inside the houses. It is so empty that it makes people feel scary. After the parade, the garbage is everywhere, dirty and messy... It's like a zombie apocalypse
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"Principal, is it necessary to drive so fast?" Li Ze held on to the handle tightly. Now he was in no mood to look at the fragrant skewers. He stared straight ahead, for fear that he would get out of the back seat if he suddenly stopped.
Jump to the front bumper.
When I met the principal for the first time, I thought I was meeting a legendary gentleman, but it turned out that the driving style was like a man riding a horse on the grassland. He was so wild that he didn't even look at the road. He was talking and laughing, smoking a cigarette and tilting his head to look for girls outside the window.
You may not know which mud pit you will fall into in the blink of an eye.
"Anyway, there's no one on the road tonight, and it's not my car. You can't find me even if you drive 200 yards." Gore took a deep breath of his cigar.
"Fart, there are cameras at every intersection."
"Dear, there is not a single traffic police officer in the United States, nor are there any intersection camera devices."
"This is not a reason for speeding." Li Ze's eyes widened, "Damn it, principal, 115 yards! 115! Are you racing in the city?"
"Relax, I think I also participated in the Red Bull Racing Extreme Challenge back then. You have to trust the technical skills of a racing driver." Gower spat out the window.
"Principal, pay attention to your image. You represent the highest image of our school."
"My image will only be exposed in front of beautiful women. In front of students and friends, I am just a gangster."
"Don't give up on yourself so much."
"My dear, which one of your eyes can see that I have given up on myself?" Gao Er teased with a smile, "I mean I will put on a suit and tie in front of beautiful women, but in front of students and brothers, I will put on
Wearing flip-flops and a big vest, he pretends to be a rich, greasy uncle who holds beer and wears a steel helmet to cover his Mediterranean style every day."
Li Ze suddenly panicked. What about the image of a gentleman he had promised? What is this? He was also expecting the principal to be a combination of Lu Xiaofeng and Colin Firth, but instead he turned out to be Jason Statham.
) and Gunther Anton Krabbenh?ft, a warm and strong man, plus a little Johnny Depp (Johnny Depp) funny style.
Everyone in the academy is a liar.
And...
"Principal, you speak Chinese very well!" Li Ze shouted.
"In order to make Chinese the lingua franca of the college, I have taken the lead. You should thank me. Your English scores do not match your spoken language. You can communicate awkwardly on a daily basis, but when it comes to class, you take a complete English book
I bet you can’t understand the textbook.” Gore relaxed the accelerator and asked, “How about a bet?”
Li Ze felt relieved: "Forget it, where are we going?"
"When I meet my dear students for the first time, of course I want to introduce them to others and let them see the future of our college." Gower said.
"Principal, are you going to that rich woman's brothel?" Yuan Jinlong looked excited.
"Bingo, that's the right answer!"
"Do I need to take a shower and change clothes first?"
"Can you play mahjong?"
"I have never eaten pork and I have seen pigs running. I learned a little from my mother."
"Just play mahjong with them." Gore sneered, "They like gambling."
"Hey, can anyone explain to me first what a rich woman's brothel is? Principal, what are you doing here? We didn't receive any notice in advance." Li Ze said.
Gore threw a fax into Li Ze's hand: "The commissioner's mission has changed. Now I am the commissioner and you two are my assistants. We three gentlemen will have a good time in San Francisco to do business this time and go back to give you a speech as a student representative for the new semester.
Human rights."
"What good are student representatives?" Yuan Jinlong shrugged.
"You can get priority in choosing a mate for the beautiful girl's new life." Gower seduced.
"Go, go, whatever the principal said."
"This is decent. Beautiful girls are always treasures. You must learn to experience the most elegant beauty in their most youthful years. The elegance in the future will be sexy and beautiful. In fact, I think our college's student selection standards are quite good.
It's interesting. Every year, more than two hundred little girls participate in the Miss Academy Contest. Compared with other schools, the number of beauties in our academy is directly overwhelmed. Of course, there are also more handsome guys." Gore honked the horn.
It seems that the more I talk, the happier I become.
"There are a lot of old perverts." Li Ze smoked a bunch of grilled chicken gizzards. He didn't expect to be able to eat such delicious barbecue in the distant United States.
Although he has been away from domestic life for a year, the genetic factors engraved in his DNA can be carried forward even if he is ashes. Fountain College is really a global college, not only South Korea, but also Japan, so that
Every time I meet this kind of person, I always feel like I'm meeting one of my own compatriots. As the principal said, the college has always had a good eye for selecting people. The so-called Yamato Nadeshiko with bow-legged legs is so rare that he has to put away his squint every time.
He narrowed his eyes to say hello, but if an anti-Japanese war song sounded at this time, he would rush forward with a machete and grab the other person's collar, saying "Flower girl! What kind of work?"
Li Ze sighed in his heart, saying that he was old, but it was true that his mentality was already old. Unlike his peers, he had already studied in college for a year. Although he was not enrolled in college, he was indeed old.
One year. Think about the new semester in a few months. I will be called a senior by others. Even though I am in the same class, I will have to kowtow and call him president in order to enter the club... and stab him with a knife.
Forget it if he dies.
What a shame!
Li Ze stretched out the skewers towards the passenger seat: "Would you like to take a bite too?"
"After eating, I will be full when I look for you, senior brother. These are yours." Yuan Jinlong said.
"Oh oh oh, I was eating leftovers for the whole day." Li Ze snorted angrily, "You reported your identity in the morning, and I will go with you. How can I still be like a black mouse running around in the fog?
I was almost scared to death."
"How can you be scared to death when a beautiful woman falls into your arms?" Gore tilted his head and bit off the meat on the wooden stick.
Li Ze looked at the profile of the old man in the driver's seat in amazement. Only then did he feel that this old man was still a little approachable in his youthful spirit.
Ever since he was in elementary school, the so-called principal and director had a fierce look on his face. He looked like someone who was short of money and didn't usually go to class. He once thought about why the principal who didn't go to class should pay him a salary, especially
When giving a speech, he talks about things that can be solved in one or two sentences for half an hour without any consideration for the students below who are forced to stand.
Now it seems that the principal is also different.
Moreover, the principal in front of him would not only drive to rescue them, but also buy them midnight snacks and take them to visit the brothel... Damn, this is not the principal, this is the big brother, right?
"I don't even know whether she's alive or dead." Li Ze replied, took out a beer and said to himself, principal, you really know how to eat.
"She should be alive, otherwise you wouldn't be able to bring her out." Gore yawned.
"Principal, do you believe what I say?" Li Ze asked, "It feels like adjusting surveillance. I personally watched a live scene where a third party killed the cheating partner's family."
"How do you say this? It may be true, but you can only wait until tomorrow to investigate the truth. You can't go back tonight. Although other secret parties intervened to help you eliminate the resentful spirit, the fog still cannot be driven away.
Let's go." Gower said, "That area is still in the territory, and it will be dangerous to go back hastily."
"I always feel that things are not that simple." Yuan Jinlong reminded.
"Maybe this is just a prologue. Do you understand a game? There is a prologue that explains the world view of the entire game." Gower threw the cigar butt out of the window and asked Yuan Jinlong to light another one for him.
"Prologue?"
"First a small BOSS will appear to scare you, and then you will be so scared that you fall into the big BOSS room. As a result, you find that the so-called small BOSS is actually worse than a miscellaneous soldier."
"Principal, were you tortured badly by the black spirit?" Li Ze asked.
"Hidetaka Miyazaki... I must sell the FromSoftware stocks I bought. I have been tortured three hundred times in life, but Hidetaka Miyazaki has tortured me three thousand times." Gore gripped the steering wheel tightly, his blood flowing.
Cleansing the chest.
Li Ze and Yuan Jinlong remained silent.
In fact, the principal is not like a passionate young man, but more like a little kid who won't grow up. But there is a little kid in everyone's heart. Behind the mask, that little kid is the most real person.