"Junior brother, are you ready? The war between men is about to begin." Hart raised the oar above his head. At this time, he was like a warrior pulling out a stone sword. He wanted to lead the knights to take down the entire Britain.
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The girls behind them cheered for them.
Those are their girls, they belong to the DL Club, one of the three conferences of Fountain College. Usually the other two conferences and other clubs participate in this men's event, but after the DL Club has three more boys, the DL Club also has the right to participate.
This event includes a men's and women's double kayak race.
"Get ready, am I not from Yuan Jinlong's team? Why are you here?" Li Ze stabbed Hart directly in the abdomen with the paddle.
"I don't have any feelings for that little beauty with three sexes. I still like a hundred flowers to bloom!"
"This is the support of thousands of people... This is the first time that DL will participate in the men's event group."
"Whatever you say, but why don't we join the whitewater group? If we fall into the water, they will rush up and give us artificial respiration." Hart showed excited eyes.
"Old Yuan, change someone, this guy doesn't want to be in the same group as him!" Li Ze turned to shout to Yuan Jinlong who was wearing blue floral pants behind him.
Yuan Jinlong thought for a while, but still lay down in the arms of the club members: "I'm sorry, Mr. President, senior brother, he tried to tempt me with tonight's American blue lobster hot pot. Besides, Vice President Bullo doesn't want to be with a dog."
Competition."
"Son of a bitch!"
"What is this called? This is called deep brotherhood. After all, I have been your roommate for two years, your only senior brother. When you and I were in this river, but when we were chased by dragon species, we were so miserable.
Over the years, feelings have long surpassed friendship." Hart felt that he had made great achievements in front of this junior brother, and his confidence in taking the most credit made him speak more forcefully.
"Oh, you like me? Want to marry me?" Li Ze rolled his eyes.
"Shit, you are a man, how could I like a man?"
"It sounds like you like women. You just like lying among women. You are not interested in women at all. You only like to touch their delicate skin and understand their breathing and jokes." Li Ze burst out.
, "Is there anyone who, after the girls finished their ballet practice, ran to the door of the dressing room with a box of Fanta to give water to the girls who were getting dressed, and then ran inside and locked the door after everyone left?" p>
"Damn it! How did you know?"
“Someone reported that the vice-president’s behavior was not frugal... You should know that there are cameras in the changing aisle.”
"Okay, I will dismantle that camera tomorrow."
"You should oust the other vice president."
"Who? Bullo? That girl, I dare you? If it weren't for your face, could I be the vice president? Can Yuan Jinlong be my secretary?"
"You also know that you are the vice president. Shouldn't the vice president assist the president? What is dancing with the girls every day? You think you are the samba king!"
"I am the King of Dance." Hart held Li Ze's shoulders, "Remember, I will be the first to dance at the venue tonight."
"Your sister is the first one! You can't cover up your despicable thoughts by speaking in that tone that you are sure that you will be invited, okay?" Li Ze said, "Have you forgotten the dancing rules of the DL Club?
Girls are invited, not boys, and there are only three of us men in the entire DL meeting. The ones invited are all girls disguised as men."
Hart looked solemn: "I'll find a way."
"Okay, let's solve the matter at hand first." Li Ze asked, "Have you practiced?"
"I participated in it when I was a freshman." Hart recited the information he had just checked. "The difficulty of double kayaking is cooperation. With full communication, the person in front controls the paddling frequency, and the person behind controls the kayak.
Rowing direction. The person sitting at the back cannot urge or complain about the person in front, but should adjust his or her own rowing rhythm according to the rhythm of the rower in front. It is important to note that the rower in front should remember to maintain the rhythm and alternate left and right.
It is the main responsibility of the front hand."
"I know my responsibility. Lao Yuan and I have been training for two months..." Li Ze suddenly realized something, "Wait, this is a flat water kayak, where is the control direction?"<
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"Huh? Oh!"
"You haven't trained?"
"Oh, no, by the way, I have a wonderful memory of my freshman year when my teammates and I both fell into the water and were ranked last."
"I remember that I gave you a fund for activities and training for contestants. Both you and Buluo are included in it. Only Yuan Jinlong and I were separated because only the two of us participated in the boys' competition." "Don't worry, I'm not a corrupt official. I have implemented every activity fund accordingly. Did you see that our girls have won two championships, one runner-up and one third-place in the girls' doubles competition and singles competition? That's mine.
Results."
"You give them a massage after they finish practicing?"
"I don't dare to move."
"So you and Blow didn't practice?"
"I've already told you that she has three noes. She only dances with you. The only one who can tame her is you." Hart showed his big yellow teeth.
Li Zezhen really wanted to give up and have a fight with the guy behind him. This was the first boys' group since the establishment of the DL Club. With so much attention, he didn't know what to do with such a beast.
He is ready to become a drowned rat and be laughed at by everyone.
"It's okay, it doesn't matter if we lose, our girl still loves us." Hart held the oar with both hands and took a deep breath. His eyes were on the finish line 1,000 meters away. What he was holding now was not an oar, but a gun.
, he is a soldier about to go to the battlefield. Even if he wins or loses, he will still be the respected man when he returns home.
"Hey, what thoughts have you instilled in the girls?" Li Ze looked suspicious.
"Do you remember what Yuan Jinlong said?"
“Blue lobster hotpot?”
"The food at tonight's party, regardless of winning or losing, will help the players who have won honor and glory from the DL Club."
"Where did you steal the money?"
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"My own." Hart solemnly declared, "I got it from stock trading. Don't always think about me stealing funds."
"Then I want to eat more."
"$300 each!" Hart looked solemn.
"It's not like I paid for it."
"Gan!"
The two people fastened their life jackets and helmets, sat in the kayak and stood ready.
Although Hart was sloppy and had no training, I have to say that Hart's quick learning ability is really good. From the preparation site to the starting point, Li Ze only taught him the general movements, and he was able to control it first-rate. He was surprised.
There was no capsizing or spinning around due to Hart's single-player control.
The girls in the stands are unanimously optimistic about the two boys from their own family. There are not only old DL members here, but also new students who have joined the club. They come from all over the world, and the first thing they are told when they come here is about Li Ze, so they
They all applied to join the DL club as soon as possible, even if he was mediocre.
Girls all have longing for heroes. Even if they know that several teams among them are perennial champions and runners-up, they still look forward to miracles.
Hart was obviously carried away by the girls' enthusiasm and was so excited that he was shaking in the kayak. If there were no space restrictions, he would probably be jumping up and down like a monkey.
The names of the contestants were announced on the radio, which meant that the competition was about to begin.
When the whistle sounded, the first group of participating kayakers jumped across the starting line instantly, vying with each other and waving their paddles in shouts and cheers. Li Ze and Hart stretched their paddles into the water, their muscles tense.
, transmit the force to the paddle, exert a counterforce on the water, and the opposite force will push the kayak forward.
Due to the lack of professionalism and the short training time, the best result is to make no mistakes, but when you go to the competition field, you will always have a sense of mission to compete.
They responded to the whistle as quickly as the whole group and became the first two people to cross the starting line. Although their postures seemed stiff, the cooperation between the two made the overall postures graceful and saturated, and the kayaks moved smoothly on both sides.
Under the guidance of others, they marched towards the finish line in an orderly manner as the first place. However, the kayak race tested not only cooperation, but also the burst of strength and endurance. The fragile oars were still somewhat consistent between the two of them, but when it came to others,
The team became like a stick broken off from a book, with no tension in front of the muscles.
After 100 meters, they were overtaken!
"Junior brother, work hard, work hard!" Hart looked at the person who had just fallen behind and surpassed him, and was a little angry.
"With all your fucking strength, can you beat a muscular man?" Li Ze swung the oar desperately, but the team that surpassed him kept getting further and further away.
"We are going to lose! The girls are going to be disappointed..." Suddenly, water splashed in Hart's eyes, and a big red fish jumped out of the water and hit Hart's belly like a cannonball.
, "Holy crap! Where did the salmon come from in this river?"
