Ming Dynasty Zhu Di: Dad, why are you not dead?! Chapter 200 Li Erwu Zhao, living in the same room! Wei Laogou: I swear to the ancestors of the Ming Dynasty!
Chapter 200 Li Erwu Zhao, living in the same room! Wei Laogou: I swear to the ancestors of the Ming Dynasty!
Hear the words.
Ji Boying frowned as he lowered his head to drink tea.
He knew that Longqing Little Bee had always been very enthusiastic in this regard, but he didn't expect that he would be interested in Wu Zhao.
‘The taste is so strong?’
If the history books remember it correctly, Wu Zhao ascended the throne at the age of 67, which makes him over 70 years old. No matter how well he maintained it, it was shriveled up.
How big can this be?!
Subconsciously, I looked up.
When he saw the scene in this picture clearly, Ji Boying's eyes narrowed slightly, and he finally understood where Zhu Zaijing's "big" sound came from.
Let me tell you, it's really big.
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Wu Zhou time and space, the divine capital Luoyang.
Ziwei City, Mingtang (also known as Wanxiang Shrine, Tongtian Palace).
The Mingtang has three floors and one roof. The bottom floor is square, symbolizing the four seasons, the middle floor is twelve-sided, symbolizing the twelve hours, the upper floor is twenty-four square, symbolizing the twenty-four solar terms, and the top floor is decorated with a golden phoenix, which runs from top to bottom.
The architectural craftsmanship of this Mingtang can be said to have reached the pinnacle of craftsmanship during the Wu Anniversary Period.
At this moment, Wu Zhao was leaning on the imperial couch in this bright hall, hugging Wu Lang and Liu Lang (Zhang Changzong, Zhang Yizhi) from left to right. The main character was a flying figure.
After working hard for more than fifty years in this life, I finally became the emperor, and finally became the first heroine in the world. Can’t I just enjoy it?!
"Wan'er, what is this?"
This empress of the generation who was immersed in male lust subconsciously looked at the scene that appeared in the middle of the hall, and a trace of confusion could not help but appear in her eyebrows.
She just suddenly heard a voice asking her if she was willing to accept a video call.
Although Wu Zhao doesn’t know what the video is.
But.
As a generational queen, there is no reason to escape.
Facing such unknowns, she naturally has to have the courage to explore and demonstrate the fearless style of a queen of her generation.
Standing next to the imperial couch was a slim woman with a slightly fat body (the definition of fat is: there is flesh where there should be flesh, and no trace of fat is left in the rest of the place).
Shangguan Wan'er is wearing a light green topless dress (popular during the Wu and Zhou Dynasties). The "big one" mentioned by Longqing Bee is originally from Shangguan Wan'er.
"Return to your majesty, or is it a manifestation of a fairy spirit?"
Shangguan Wan'er replied tentatively, of course she didn't understand what was going on.
The full name of Mingtang is the Hall of Mingzhengjiao, which is a symbol of the power of the Wuzhou Empire. In this Mingtang, not only the tablets of the former kings are enshrined, but also the tablets used to worship Haotian and the gods of the five directions.
So from this perspective, it should be easy to understand and accept the appearance of a god in this bright hall.
"Oh?"
"Could it be that my merits have attracted heaven and man to show themselves as saints?!"
When Wu Zhao heard this, he quickly looked solemn and put away his slightly messy dragon robe. After all, it was a rare manifestation of the gods in a century, so he had to dress properly.
After changing his clothes, Wu Zhao stood up from the imperial couch and stared at the mid-air scene.
Wu Zhao found it strange no matter how he looked at it. There were people he had never seen before in this picture. The appearance of these people was completely different from the heavenly beings he imagined.
Suddenly, his pupils shrank.
Because when the picture turned and the picture was enlarged, a face that filled the whole picture appeared. This was a big face that Wu Zhao would never forget in his life!
"You, you, you..."
Wu Zhao raised his hand and pointed at the mid-air screen, his mouth wide open, unable to speak.
Shangguan Wan'er on the side couldn't help but frowned, and Zhang Changzong, one of the Zhang brothers, suddenly became angry. He raised his hand and pointed at the big face in the mid-air picture, and shouted harshly.
"Where did you come from, you are so ugly, Your Majesty!"
"You monster! Why don't you show up and apologize!"
Then, Zhang Changzong took Wu Zhao, who was in his seventies, into his arms.
"Your Majesty, I'm here, don't be afraid."
"In Liulang's arms, no wind or rain in the world can harm Your Majesty. If anyone wants to touch His Majesty's hair, they should first step over my corpse, Zhang Changzong."
"Your Majesty must know that the most beautiful scenery in the world is your Majesty's smiling face."
After saying this, Zhang Changzong raised his jawline slightly, just to let Wu Zhao see how handsome he was.
In Zhang Changzong's view, the ability to eat soft rice is nothing, and there are many people in the world who eat soft rice.
During the Wu Zhou era, this was a popular business.
But the highest level of the skill of eating soft rice is something that few people have succeeded in practicing. That is to fully embody masculinity like myself and eat soft food hard!
"Emperor Taizong."
However, at this moment, Wu Zhao had no intention of paying attention to Zhang Changzong. He looked at the screen in mid-air with a look of astonishment and murmured something.
This was her former husband and later father-in-law.
Here comes the question, should you call me husband or father-in-law when you first say hello?
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Hongwu time and space.
When the camera zoomed in on Li Er, and when Li Er heard the sound of "ugly" coming from the screen, the anger in his heart surged up.
I think of him, Li Er, who lived among flowers all his life. When he was young, he was an absolute outcast among people. Wherever he went, he would cause a lot of screaming fans. I didn’t expect that some people would call me ugly?!
Even though I am old now, I am still handsome and handsome!
But let’s be honest.
One thing to say is that in terms of appearance alone, compared with the appearance of Li Er and Zhang Changzong, especially when evaluated based on the aesthetics of the Tang Dynasty, they are indeed a few grades behind.
After all, Li Er relies on his true ability to conquer the world, while Zhang Changzong survives purely on his appearance.
In the center of the podium, Ji Boying glanced at the stunned Wu Zhao in the picture, and then glanced at Zhang Changzong who was hugging Wu Zhao.
Damn it, there were earthy love stories in the Tang Dynasty?!
I almost vomited after eating last night!
"Xiyu, take Li Shimin to the second floor to find a private room."
"It needs to be soundproofed."
One word.
"Yes~"
Xiyu came to Li Shimin with a smile and bowed first.
"Your Majesty, please come with Xiyu."
Li Shimin was stunned for a moment, but he didn't say much, he just lowered his head and followed.
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Then, Xiyu led Li Shimin up the mahogany stairs to the second floor of Zuixian Building.
About Li Shimin and Wu Zhao.
This is a story about the ethical entanglement between a husband and his wives, or a father-in-law and his daughter-in-law.
Although the relationship is quite messy, it is a typical internal conflict within the family. Outsiders should not get involved and should be resolved internally by themselves.
With a dark face, Li Er followed Xiyu upstairs, and finally stayed in the third room on the left.
Just opened the door.
"Li Er of the Tang Dynasty, in broad daylight."
I don't know who it was at the seat in the main hall, but he held his voice and said such a shout. After distinguishing the voice and listening to the seats, he could roughly lock the seats in the Wuzong section.
Li Er, who raised his feet, was startled for a moment, then resolutely stepped across the threshold and stepped into the house.
The moment the room door clicked shut.
Ji Boying closed the video call with Wu Zhao at the same time, and then airdropped Wu Zhao from the Vientiane Palace in Wuzhou time and space into Li Er's room.
As for the earth-shaking fierce battle that will take place in this small room next, that is not what Ji Boying is concerned about.
"Xiao Tang's taste is not so strong."
Lao Zhu glanced at the room Li Er entered, with a hint of eagerness in the corner of his eyes.
Even with Lao Zhu's temperament, he can't escape the attraction of gossip, especially this gossip belongs to Emperor Taizong and Wu Zhao.
"Grandfather Taizu doesn't know something!"
Whenever this kind of thing is mentioned, Longqing's little bee behaves the most actively, staring intently at the room where Li Er and Wu Zhao are, smiling.
"Although I am old, I lose my temper."
The words fell.
A slap in the face.
The Jiajing Immortal sitting next to him raised his hand and slapped Longqing Zhu Zaijing on the back of the head, scolding him sternly.
"You kid, can't you think of something healthy in your mind? Have you forgotten the results of the physical examination just now?!"
Hearing this, Long Qing's face changed, and the sadness in his heart instantly emerged.
The medical examiner who examined Zhu Zaijing in Longqing just now was Wan Mi Zhai. The medical sage gave Zhu Zaijing the final physical examination results: kidney qi deficiency and yin and yang deficiency.
Touching the back of his head, Zhu Zaijing looked aggrieved.
I thought to myself that I have been abstinent for a year by Grandfather Taizu. Since the authority for practical operations has been banned, I can't just enjoy my talk with a few words. This must be suffocating people to death.
Moreover, he didn’t think he was wrong: ‘I tried it! It really defeated the fire!’
"Recover your mind and continue class."
Ji Boying just glanced at the room where Li Er was and then withdrew his gaze.
He was not interested in what happened between Li Er and Wu Zhao in the room. He was just doing this to make a deal.
"Everyone's ears are deaf?!"
Lao Zhu glanced at the group of Zhu family descendants and slammed the mace in his hand.
With a 'bang' sound, all the princes present took a deep breath, quickly suppressed the strong curiosity in their hearts, withdrew their eyes from Li Er's room, and focused back on the classroom. p>
"Today's first lesson."
Ji Boying swept across these emperors and princes.
The words fell.
Everyone’s eyes immediately fell on the three lines of words on the rice paper on the podium.
"Emperor Tianqi——Easily soluble in water"
"What is the Industrial Revolution"
"The First Emperor of Qin—Ying Zheng" "The Second Emperor of Qin—Hu Hai"
The first class, practical observation class.
"Emperor Tianqi——Easily soluble in water"
"Old rule, before starting the practical observation class, we must first get to know the core characters of this class."
"What kind of person is Tianqi Emperor Zhu Youxiao?"
"Thanks to the careful care of his father and grandfather, Zhu Youxiao is known by later generations as an extremely famous illiterate emperor who was uninhibited and loved carpenters throughout his life."
One word settled.
The eyes of all the ancestors present, especially the eyes of Taizu Lao Zhu, instantly fell on Emperor Taichang and Lao Wanli. Both father and son lowered their heads and did not dare to say a word.
Lao Zhu's eyes were like daggers. He had begged from here and there since he was young and suffered the consequences of being uneducated.
Therefore, after the founding of the People's Republic of China, Lao Zhu paid great attention to the education of his children and grandchildren, hoping that their children and grandchildren would not follow his old path.
But Lao Zhu never expected that two hundred years later, the descendants of the Zhu family, who were members of the royal family, would be able to produce an illiterate emperor as emperor. This was simply a mockery for future generations, and his ancestral tradition had turned a deaf ear. Thinking of this, Lao Zhu felt extremely angry.
Raising his hand and swinging it, the mace hit Old Wanli directly on his seat with a whistling sound.
What is surprising is that although this old Wanli weighs a lot, his movements are extremely agile. He can roll on the spot and perfectly avoid the flying mace.
Also rolling on the spot, Old Wanli knelt on the ground consciously, lowering his head and not daring to speak, for fear that Grandpa Taizu would get up and beat him.
The reason why Lao Wanli did not study for Emperor Taichang back then was purely out of partiality and somewhat vindictive.
Emperor Taichang's refusal to educate Emperor Tianqi was entirely out of self-preservation, because he was afraid that Emperor Tianqi's education would be too high and would arouse the resentment of Lao Wanli, so he simply made his sons illiterate.
Between studying and saving your life, saving your life is of course the first choice.
It’s better now.
Emperor Taichang had some enlightenment back then and spent half a year in school.
But Emperor Tianqi didn't even have the most basic enlightenment teaching. When he was a child, he played with mud in the field, and when he grew up, he played with wood in the yard. After all, there was nothing else to do in those days.
When Tian Qi came to the throne, his cultural level was limited to knowing some common words, the Four Books and Five Classics, and the essence of saints. He had never read any of these things.
But after he ascended the throne, Zhu Youxiao had sufficient learning conditions, and Emperor Tianqi began to study hard. This can be seen from the memorial he gave to the then chief minister Ye Xianggao.
‘I am in the palace, reviewing documents every day, reading and reciting scriptures, history and ancestral teachings. I am also worried about current affairs, so how much time do I have?’
This memorial letter of approval can completely deny those rumors that Emperor Tianqi is illiterate. Brother Zhu Youxiao may not have a high level of education, but he is definitely not illiterate enough to be unable to read.
By the way, this old dog Wei Zhongxian is really illiterate.
"But, he is a smart man."
"To be more precise, he is a smart emperor."
"Smart people often know what they want and how to look at something in their own way."
Ji Boying continued to speak.
"We can even make a bold inference. If Tianqi can be the king for twenty years, the Ming Dynasty will be passed down for three more generations, and the country will be over three hundred."
After hearing these words, Lao Zhu and others looked at each other with concentration, and they couldn't help but feel a little more interested in this Emperor Tianqi.
And what Ji Boying just said is not without purpose.
Looking at Tianqi Emperor Zhu Youxiao's short seven-year career as emperor, we can see Zhu Youxiao's innate intelligence. This man is definitely a natural political genius.
From the beginning, Emperor Tianqi had a clear view of the court situation in the late Ming Dynasty.
Especially after his father died without explanation after becoming emperor for a month, he realized a truth from it and carried it out throughout his life.
This principle is: no one in the temple really cares about the life and death of the emperor. Those ministers only need a nominal emperor, and the rest is not important.
No matter whether he, Zhu Youxiao, becomes the emperor, or someone else becomes the emperor, if he doesn't agree with the officials before they have the power, they may be killed at any time and at any time.
So.
At the beginning of his ascension to the throne, Emperor Tianqi vigorously used the Donglin Party in order to consolidate his position.
Because if Dong Lin is not reused, he himself will probably become Li Xuanshi's puppet.
Immediately afterwards.
After the throne under his ass was secured, Emperor Tianqi began to activate the ancestral secret techniques.
After making a dazzling gesture with both hands, he finally slapped Wei Zhongxian on the forehead: Psychic art! Come out! Dog King!
Wei Zhongxian's eyes lit up, and his body was instantly possessed by an old dog that had lived for nine thousand years, and Wei Laogou entered the stage of history.
This is the end of the days when the Donglin Party was the dominant family. From now on, everyone in the Donglin Party will prepare their own rabies vaccine.
It was also from then on that the Ming Dynasty finally began to collect taxes from Jiangnan. The tea tax from Jiangnan alone could collect more than 200,000 taels a year, several times more than before.
In the Liaodong situation, as Tianqi gradually took control of the empire, Sun Chengzong, Yuan Keli and others were re-employed one after another. The decadent situation in Liaodong gradually stabilized, and the previous offensive was gradually restored against the situation in Hou Jin Dynasty.
In Sun Chengzong's four years of rule in the Liao Dynasty alone, he repaired nine large cities and forty-five fortresses, recruited and trained 110,000 soldiers and horses, and established 12 chariot camps, five water camps, two firearms camps, and eight forward and back-up camps.
, manufacturing armor, military equipment, bows, arrows, artillery and other war equipment numbering millions, expanding the territory by 400 miles, and establishing 5,000 hectares of farmland.
After Li Chengliang's Liaodong Cavalry, he created the last cavalry in the history of the Ming Dynasty, a powerful cavalry that defeated the Eight Banners Cavalry in field battles, the Guanning Cavalry.
The reason why he chose to release Wei Laogou was because Emperor Tianqi saw it clearly.
Compared with the chaotic Donglin Party strife, Wei Laogou's harm to the world is less harmful to the country.
At least the appearance of Wei Laogou can enable the emperor's decree to be implemented and tax collection can be achieved, instead of large-scale non-cooperation caused by party disputes, which repeatedly hinders, stumbles and wastes national resources.
It can be said that in terms of the Emperor's Balance Technique.
Tianqi Emperor has no one to teach him at all, and he is a completely self-taught genius player.
And.
Tianqi, a carpenter, has a far-sighted vision and his own ability to discern everything, which is by no means comparable to that of his successor Zhu Youjian.
There is a very simple comparison example, two dialogues, Yuan Chonghuan and Emperor Tianqi and Yuan Chonghuan and Emperor Chongzhen.
"Yuan Chonghuan: Your Majesty will give me enough soldiers, horses, silver and food, so that I can build a city and trap Nurhaci to death!"
"Emperor Tianqi: What would you do if Houjin surrounded the city with reinforcements to steal military supplies? When the Jin army attacked, how could you protect the cultivated land and civilians outside the city?"
"Yuan Chonghuan:???(Why don't you follow the script?)"
"Emperor Tianqi: I understand your desire to serve the country. Go down. (Work hard, don't brag all day long)"
"………………"
"Yuan Chonghuan: Five years of peace and stability!"
"Emperor Chongzhen: Very good! How much silver, how many troops and horses do you want, I will give them to you!"
"As the immortal master said, can this Emperor Tianqi be regarded as the leader of the revival of our Ming Dynasty?"
Since the physical examination in the morning, Lao Zhu Di has not spoken much and has been silent in his seat.
He is already very old and is the oldest among the emperors and princes. His physical examination revealed a lot of messy problems. Fortunately, these problems are not life-threatening terminal diseases and they can be cured.
Compared with these messy diseases, Lao Zhu Di's infertility seems to be less important.
After all, people are already 60 or 70 years old, and they have long been indifferent to having children.
However, Lao Zhu Di still secretly asked Wan Mi Zhai for some Shenglong prescriptions.
After all, Queen Xu was only in her forties after resurrecting in the Yongle space. As the saying goes, thirty is like a wolf and forty is like a tiger.
Physiological needs cannot be kidnapped by morality.
He, Old Zhu Di, may not be satisfied with his other concubines, but he cannot be satisfied with his beloved wife.
At least.
Once a week.
"ZTE is out of the question."
“Above average.”
Ji Boying glanced at Old Zhu Di, this was his fair evaluation of Emperor Tianqi.
After all, after Wanli Taichang, the entire Ming Dynasty was basically in chaos. It was a great achievement for Emperor Tianqi to maintain stability in this pot of porridge.
If we want to revive the country under such circumstances, we will probably need a great mage like Liu Xiu to come.
When Apocalypse is in power, he has merits and demerits as well.
In order to check and balance Dong Lin, who despises the imperial power, there is nothing wrong with releasing the dogs.
However, Tianqi over-indulged the old dog Wei Zhongxian, which made Wei the old dog domineering, harming a large number of loyal ministers who were truly loyal to the emperor and serving the country, and poisoning a large number of people. This is also an indisputable fact.
However, Emperor Tianqi still had a clear mind and could distinguish right from wrong in major matters.
No matter how Wei Laogou frames people like "Sun Chengzong" who have made great contributions to the country, Emperor Tianqi will never listen to slander, let alone kill people indiscriminately.
This is completely different from the eel-like man like Chongzhen.
"Apocalypse."
Ji Boying's eyes narrowed slightly.
The anchor of time and space locks the time and space of Apocalypse.
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Apocalypse time and space, Apocalypse six years.
Forbidden City, Gonghouyuan.
The wind is gentle and the sun is shining brightly. This solar term is the refreshing day of early autumn.
If it had been another emperor, Gaobu would have taken a few concubines out to visit the park, go hunting, etc.
As for Tianqi Emperor Zhu Youxiao, he is not interested in these money-consuming activities. He is sitting alone on the ground of the lakeside pavilion, tinkering with the pile of scattered parts in front of him, which seems to be a folding bed.
Emperor Tianqi was shirtless, sweating profusely, and pondering over it.
Those who knew knew that this was the emperor of the Ming Dynasty, and those who didn’t knew thought he was the master who came to clean the sewers.
Ten feet away from the pavilion, there are guards guarding the place in every direction.
No one is allowed to disturb the time when His Majesty the Emperor specializes in carpentry, except Hakka and dogs.
At this moment, in the pavilion, beside Emperor Tianqi stood an old eunuch wearing a python robe, with hair on his face that was cleaner than his buttocks.
This is the old dog Wei Zhongxian who was channeled by Emperor Tianqi and has lived for nine thousand years.
"I heard that you sent someone to find the three-legged golden toad?"
"This thing can really be used as a medicine introduction?"
Emperor Tianqi, who seemed to be busy with carpentry work, asked casually.
From this point, we can clearly know what Wei Laogou does every day, and Emperor Tianqi actually knows it very well.
Wei Zhongxian was startled, but he smiled without surprise, and quickly bowed down another degree.
He is not one of those stupid Donglin Party members outside the court.
From the very beginning, he did not dare to underestimate the emperor, who was only in his early twenties.
In the eyes of foreign ministers, the emperor stayed in the Forbidden City all day long, ignoring everything. Except for going back to the harem to sleep with his concubines, his other thoughts were focused on carpentry work.
But Wei Zhongxian knew very well that his Majesty, the emperor, was definitely a man of his generation.
At the same time, he also understands his position as Emperor Tianqi and never goes beyond the rules.
If he wanted to punish a few unimportant courtiers and engage in corruption, then Wei Laogou could do it with confidence and boldness, and the emperor would not pay any attention to him.
However, if it is a major matter related to the country, as long as it is possible to affect the country and the country, it must be approved by Emperor Tianqi, so Wei Laogou dares to do it.
If you act without permission, you will be responsible for the consequences.
The reason why Wei Laogou was able to dominate the government and the public was that he was so trusted by Emperor Tianqi.
The most important core point is that he knows how to be a biting dog that the owner likes, and tries hard to bite people the owner hates. Incidentally, he can bite people he also hates, but he will never bite people the owner does not allow.<
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"After the Wang Gong Factory explosion, there was constant criticism both inside and outside the government."
Emperor Tianqi violently broke off a bed leg, as if he was assembling a folding bed. This is a technical job.
"Take it easy."
Emperor Tianqi’s words were a bit cold.
After all, he had already taken the blame for Wei Zhongxian a few months ago, and had to pay for it with his only remaining son.
The Wang Gong Factory explosion also led to the death of Emperor Tianqi's prince. In order to calm the world's public opinion and stabilize the turmoil in the court, Emperor Tianqi attributed the crime to himself in the edict, making the explosion completely unsolved.
The last mystery.
How could Old Gou Wei not understand the meaning? He immediately fell to his knees.
"Everything I do is to share your Majesty's worries and for the sake of the country. I have absolutely no selfish motives."
"My servants can swear to the ancestors of the Ming Dynasty. If I tell any lies, I will die badly or be struck by thunder!"
Boom~!
Lei Yin Yu Long.
A golden lightning bolt like a horned dragon streaked across the sky.