There were jagged pieces of glass stuck in the windows, and the cold wind blew in. Looking at this scene, my lungs almost exploded with anger.
Judging from a series of events, Ma Xiaoyou is definitely sick. Girls are all gentle and quiet, but she seems to have ADHD. She will make trouble for you every now and then. If you don't come back for a week, she can
Set the house on fire.
"Hey, I'm talking to you! What are you doing in the dark like an Indian dancer?" I yelled, scratching my neck.
Ma Xiaoyao's hair was wrapped in a bath towel and he was wearing loose pajamas that looked like Taoist robes. He turned around with a blushing face, bit his fingers and said, "It's broken!"
"I'm not fucking blind, of course it broke when I saw it!!" I cursed angrily.
"Peace to pieces, peace to pieces, it's okay, girl, play as you should, don't be afraid!" the old fairy said on his own initiative.
"It's safe, Jb, but it wasn't your glass that was smashed, was it??" I kicked him hard and cursed fiercely.
"Are you stupid? I asked you why you threw the bottle!" I glanced at the window again and asked Ma Xiaoyou.
"Why the hell are you even looking at this? You must be drunk and using your house as a trash can!" Li Shuishui said concisely and clearly.
"Sorry, sorry, Xiangnan, I thought that side was outside the hospital!" Ma Xiaoyou said unsteadily.
"You're blind!! You didn't see those bright red pants hanging at the door!"
I replied angrily, and then continued: "Don't talk nonsense, pay for it!"
"okay!"
Ma Xiaoyou nodded with an obviously melancholy look on his little face, and then ran towards his room.
"Something is wrong. There is an urge to see God in this girl's eyes. She must have encountered some obstacles. Don't move. Wait until I come in to persuade you!" The old immortal was so mean that he was about to go to Ma Xiaoyou.
He left the house, but was stopped by Li Shuishui.
"What are you doing? You look like this and you still need to persuade me?" the old immortal asked with a sideways glance.
"Why don't you think about it? You have to do this job. Can your brother Nan still let you continue to live here?? Baby, something is going to happen! Brother Nan is here. Let's go back and hurry up.
One shot, let’s take a rest now! Let’s go, let’s go!” Li Shuishui pushed the old immortal and said.
"You are sick, how can you cure it?" the old immortal asked speechlessly.
"I'm healed!"
"But you're so tall that there's really no place to start!"
"When the lights are turned off, I will see you are Ma Xiaoyou. Her thighs are all white. Come back and take a good look!" Li Shuishui said quietly, and walked into my room with Lao Xian.
To be honest, before I met An An again, I had always been very flirtatious. I had a little notebook in which I recorded the women I had slept with in the past few years.
The specific quantity cannot be disclosed, but it can be expressed in one sentence.
If the motherland needs it, my team can be parachuted into the fishing island as a special force.
But after I met An An, I seemed not to be so interested in this kind of matching thing. Looking back, I realized that it had been a long time since I dated a sister.
I smoothed my hair reservedly, preparing to have a love affair with Ma Xiaoyou that would begin tonight and end tomorrow morning. I could feel that she desperately needed me at this moment.
"Bang!"
I opened the door and walked into Ma Xiaoyou's boudoir. The usually clean and simple room was now a little messy, with many clothes thrown on the floor. There were also a series of bottles of beer, red wine, foreign wine, etc. on the desk.
"What are you doing? Want to be a sommelier!?" I asked casually and sat on Ma Xiaoyou's bed.
"Your glass money!"
Ma Xiaoyou took out the banknotes from his wallet and handed them to me when he turned around.
"Are you feeling a little empty? Is there a kind of situation where you don't dare to die, but are so upset that you can't live without it?" I picked up a bottle of foreign wine, took a few sips into my mouth, and asked with a smile.
"!"
Ma Xiaoyou was stunned for a moment.
"Snapped!"
I put down the bottle of wine, raised my hand to turn off the light, walked to Ma Xiaoyou in two steps, held her blushing face in my hands, tilted my head and kissed her directly with my lips.
Ma Xiaoyou was struck by lightning, a little confused by my actions, and stood stiffly on the spot.
"Wave!"
I kissed her lips softly, and the light yellow wine in my mouth dripped on her red lips.
"Comfort each other?"
I moved my head to the side, kissed her pink earlobe, and moved my body forward slowly. She stepped back step by step, and her small waist hit the desk with a thud. I held her waist with my left hand, and placed the palm of my right hand on her thigh.
Sliding outside the lace nightgown.
"Is this how you always pick up girls?"
In the dark room, Ma Xiaoyou's face was blurred, and he could only hear the clear and clear voice as always.
I was in a daze and had no intention of talking to her. I bit her neck lightly with my teeth, and continued to push my hand forward. When I was about to penetrate her nightgown, she grabbed my wrist.
"What are you doing? Not used to it here?" I asked with a frown.
"I don't love you!" Ma Xiaoyou held my hand and said seriously.
"I'm about to take off my pants, you want to fall in love with me?"
"If I can find a reason to indulge myself and sleep with you sadly because of a little trouble, then what's the difference between me and the girls you know?" Ma Xiaoyou's voice was like a bell again.
Rings.
"You're a bit of a letdown, you know?"
"Sorry, you misunderstood!"
"ill!"
"roll!"
“Give me back the glass money!!”
"Take the money and get out!"
"Okay, I can't stand it anymore, don't call me angry!"
I gritted my teeth, took a few deep breaths, grabbed the money on the table, turned around and left.
Outside the door, I walked aggressively. My sweaty head was blown by the cool breeze. I woke up a little. I stopped and stood there. I felt a little regretful and secretly cursed myself for what I had done.
.
The rabbit won't eat the grass next to the nest, and Ma Xiaoyou is also quite nice. If he didn't fall asleep now, how embarrassing will it be when we meet in the future?
"My mother, Li Shuishui, gave me this disease. I have no more self-control!"
I stood in the yard and smoked a cigarette, gritted my teeth and cursed, then turned around and walked into Ma Xiaoyou's room. At this moment, she was packing her things silently and looking at a lot of skin care products on the dressing table.
, as you can guess, she seems to be preparing to take a bath.
After I came in, she raised her head and was stunned for a moment, her eyebrows were furrowed, and there was a disgust that was not there before in her beautiful eyes.
"We have no shortage of girls, so you don't need to look at me like this! As if I can do anything to you!"
I said sideways, counted out two thousand yuan from the remaining twenty thousand yuan, threw it on her bed, and then said: "Resign from Chen Shihao, you haven't found a job yet, have you?!"
When she heard my words, she was stunned.
"Don't say you're a migrant worker from other places. Even after you graduate, it's hard to find a job now. What do you have to worry about? I'm afraid you'll starve to death. I'll lend you two thousand yuan. I'll pay you back as soon as I find a job."
This money is also borrowed!”
After saying that, I, the awesome guy, walked away happily.
Ma Xiaoyou blinked his big eyes, reacted for a long time, and said with a very troubled face: "Scumbag? Lei Feng? Or what? Gemini? Split personality??"
"Hey, why are you back?"
I was just about to walk to my room when I suddenly heard someone calling me from behind. When I turned around, I saw the old fairy walking back from outside holding a rooster with a big red crown.
"What are you doing?" I asked a little confused.
"The whole chicken is gone!" Lao Xian said and gestured to the cuckling rooster in his arms, and then asked me: "What are you going to do with Youyou? Are you done so quickly? Damn it, you
You are really sharp, you have been sharp since you were a child, come here, Brother Xian will stew a chicken for you and make up for it!"
"What are you doing all night long?" I asked with wide eyes.
"Brother, I haven't eaten all night. I just came back and wanted to have a bite. I went to the kitchen and saw, my dear, your dad didn't even have a bite of the hot pot left. I couldn't stand it, so I just wanted to stew a chicken!"
"What time is it? Where did you get the chicken?" I asked in confusion.
"Steal it!"
"R%$#%^$^!!"
I pointed at him and said nothing for a long time. After pondering for a while, I gritted my teeth and cursed in a low voice: "Can you please stop talking nonsense? There are neighbors who have lived here for many years. If you find out tomorrow, why don't I fucking see you again?"
People!!”
"I have considered the issue you mentioned!"
"Can you consider JB Mao? Look at what a tiger you are! You are still a disabled person after stealing a chicken! Look at it, its legs are lame!" I cursed with a pale face.
"Shh, I waited for Shuishui's father to turn off the lights before I went to touch the chicken stand. It was too dark and I didn't see clearly!" Lao Xian said in a low voice.
"Whose father?"
"Shui Shui's dad!"
"Did you steal his chicken?"
"Isn't it illegal to steal from other people's homes? How smart I am! Can I do anything illegal?" Lao Xian said plausibly.
After listening to his words, I no longer knew what to say. I gave a thumbs up, remained silent for three seconds, and then turned around and left.
"Old Immortal, Old Immortal, are you back?" Li Shuishui walked out of the house wearing a coat and holding his crotch between his legs.
"Ah? You're back!"
"Holy shit, your chicken is so meaty!" Li Shuishui said excitedly.
"That's a must. I've been eyeing this chicken for several years!"
"Then let's stew it quickly!"
Li Shuishui nodded and replied. He looked at the chicken legs and asked with some confusion, "Why does this chicken look familiar to me?"
"The chicken is almost done. Don't ask any more questions and hurry up and make some soup!"
The old immortal felt guilty as a thief, and was a little panicked by Li Shuishui's question. He yanked the cock with his right hand and ran straight to the kitchen, raising countless feathers along the way.
When I looked at them, I felt an inexplicable sense of sadness, because to put it bluntly, the chicken grew up watching the water.
And Lao Xian accidentally murdered Li Shuishui's relative
PS: There are already 41 monthly tickets. Brothers, hope is right in front of you. Let’s work hard and reach the top three as soon as possible!!