The middle-aged man chewing bread at the Sanquan Town Passenger Terminal is named Han Li. This man has no education at all. He basically hires someone to write for him. He doesn’t know Shaolin martial arts or special operations. You could say he is a pure farmer. He is also relatively lazy.
I had some land at home, but I was too lazy to plant it, so I rented it all out. I only received three to two thousand in rental fees a year. The money was gone in three to five days, and the rest of the time I didn’t know what to do with my life.
After he finished calling Liu Hongjiang, he sat on the bench next to the passenger station and waited. Liu Hongjiang on the other end, after talking to him, sat at his mistress's house and thought about it for a while before dialing Fa Ge's number.
cell phone.
"What's wrong, Brother Jiang?" Fa Ge had just separated from Guo Hao and others and was about to go home.
"I'll give you a phone number. You go to the bus station and pick someone up for me!"
"Okay! Just give me the phone number!" Fa Ge was stunned for a moment, then answered without asking any more questions.
Liu Hongjiang then spoke on the phone, thought for a moment, and gave a few instructions: "When you pick him up, don't use my car, just take a taxi. Arrange a place for this person and don't let him wander around in the house."
Stay and wait for my call!"
"Understood!" Fa Ge was stunned again, nodded and replied.
"Okay, then go ahead!"
"good!"
The two hung up the phone, and Fa Ge rushed to the passenger terminal. He was like a mirror in his mind, what was the purpose of the person he picked up, and Liu Hongjiang asked him to pick him up. There are advantages and disadvantages. The advantage is that Liu Hongjiang is quite good.
The disadvantage of trusting yourself is that if something happens, you will be completely tied to the Liu family's team.
Ten minutes later, Fa Ge arrived at the passenger terminal and called Han Li. The two of them met at the KFC next to the passenger terminal. The scene was quite a bit like, when my general comes back, there will be blood everywhere.
"Brother Han, right?" Fa Ge stretched out his hand to hold it.
"Friends on the street call me Gentleman Han!" Han Li wiped his crumb-covered palms and shook hands with Fa Ge.
"Haha!" Brother Fa was stunned. Han Li didn't know what to say, so he could only smile awkwardly.
"Am I going to hang out with you in a short period of time?" Han Li asked again.
"No, I'm the one entertaining you!" Fa Ge said, baring his teeth.
"I'm new to your place. I keep harassing you. Oh no, I keep harassing you. Please forgive me!" Illiterate people have a common characteristic, that is, they like to make a few comments every now and then. Apparently Han Li is no exception.
"It's okay!" Fa Ge held it in for a long time, replied in vernacular, dragged him into a taxi, and the two left chatting.
I was exhausted and fell asleep at home. The sun rose high at noon the next day, and the tiger cubs had already started to play with the mother duck, and I hadn't even woken up yet.
"Why do you sell lychees?" An An, wearing a slim-fitting Nike sportswear, a sun hat on her head, and her long, silky hair tied into a ponytail, was strolling in the railway street vegetable market.
"Ten dollars and three pounds!"
"I'm from Guangzhou, if you cheat on me, it will be a little cheaper, okay?" An An blinked her big bright eyes and said in a weird tone.
"Little girl! You're a Martian. It only costs ten yuan and three pounds. If you can buy it, you can buy it. If you don't want to buy it, just look at it again!" The male boss was startled, and then he said it in a very mean-spirited way in Guangzhou's rural areas.
One sentence.
"Oh, you are so merciless!" An An said slightly dissatisfied.
"Sister, if you sell some lychees, I'll tell you about my past and present lives! It's quite cheap here. If it doesn't work, just take another look!"
"Then give me ten yuan!" An An rolled her eyes and stopped pretending.
"You can't be too arrogant! I'll just grab three kilograms and it'll be over!"
"Stop the ink stains and hurry up!" An An suddenly revealed the fierceness of a Northeastern girl.
The boss weighed three kilograms of lychees. An An took out her wallet, which was longer than her face, paid ten yuan, and turned to leave.
"Hey, girl, leave your phone number and I'll bring you some lychees next time!" The boss looked at An An's beautiful figure and said shamelessly.
"We have a dialect in Guangzhou, have you heard of it?"
"you say!"
"piss off!!"
An An smiled sweetly, cursed calmly, turned around and walked towards the beef and mutton stall.
"Looking at it, she is just a northeastern woman with pure blood!" The boss squinted and cursed.
Mr. Chen Changjiang, a famous northeastern philosophy master and expert in ancient Chinese prose analysis, once said that a woman in love is like the morning glory in July and August. She is innocent and happy in "two", holding her head up shyly, and meets all the things in her life.
Love will dedicate its stamens to the man who belongs to her for free, no matter if the other person is a bee or a fucking mung bean fly
An An is in love with the same "mung bean fly" from two years ago. There are not many things in life that can be repeated, so she cherishes this opportunity. This time, no matter what the future holds, she only sees the flowers blooming in front of her.
An'an's skin is very fair. After shopping in the market for a while, her little hands were red from the sun. She bought a lot of food. After she couldn't carry it anymore, she had to take a taxi to my house. I was still sleeping and didn't know it.
She is coming.
"An Anan!" Lao Xiang was sitting on the stone table at the moment, reading a tattered book. When he saw An An come in, he pointed at her and hesitated for a long time without calling out her name.
"An Qi, uncle!!"
"Oh, yes, An Qi! Why are you here?" Lao Xiang asked doubtfully.
"I'm here to see you and Xiangnan!" An An said in a flattering manner.
"Haha! Just wait for me, I'll call Xiang Nan!"
"What is he doing?" An An asked, blinking her big eyes.
"I've been someone's son for three days. I'm tired now and I'm falling asleep!" Lao Xiang was still sour.
"Then don't call him. Let him sleep for a while. Can you use the kitchen? I want to cook him some food!" An An asked politely.
"Oh, yes, it's right over there, but it's really not okay if you don't have all the oil, salt, sauce and vinegar. Let's go to a restaurant to eat!" Lao Xiang was stunned for a moment, touched the change of more than 100 yuan in his pocket, and said through gritted teeth.
"Hey hey, I bought them all!"
"Then please pay attention to your safety!" Lao Xiang was obviously a little nervous and said completely irrelevantly.
"hehe!"
An An Kuanghan walked into the kitchen carrying his things. He looked up and saw that the furnishings here were still the same as two years ago. They were still messy and dirty.
"I said I only have you in my eyes. It doesn't matter whether you have me in your eyes or not. I hope we can move heaven and we can move earth!"
An An Er hummed a song and glanced at the black apron. In the end, she didn't have the courage to put it on. She put the fruit into the old-fashioned green refrigerator from the early 1990s and started cooking.
Inside the house, Li Shuishui had just recovered from his serious illness and could not wait to move out of my house to find a wife, so only Lao Xian still lived here.
There are two beds in my room, one with the quilt on it and one for me to sleep on. But after Lao Xian and Li Shuishui came, it was difficult to separate the beds. I thought about it and felt that I could bear to cuddle with Lao Xian.
She slept hard, but she absolutely couldn't tolerate Li Shuishui's vaginal discharge.
Therefore, under all the grievances, I could only sleep on the same bed as Lao Xian, which was less than one and a half meters wide.
We were lying on our backs, sleeping half-folded together. The old fairy was dripping with laughter, and he leaned up in a daze, with his butt at a forty-five-degree angle, aiming at my sunny cheek like a sunflower.
"Ugh groooo!"
An extremely strange sound resounded in the old immortal's stomach.
"Pfft!"
A fairy wind blew my hair slightly, I scratched my nose, and just about to turn around and go back to sleep, I suddenly smelled a foul smell.
"Um?"
I opened my eyes drowsily.
"Dudududupeng!!"
The strange rhythmic sound sounded again. I gasped for air and made a gagging noise. Suddenly I felt like the world was spinning. I instinctively raised my leg and kicked it.
"Peng!"
The old immortal who was sleeping moved his body from the bed, curled up and flew out of the boundary.
"Poof!!"
There was a muffled sound, and the old immortal instantly jumped up and yelled: "Nie Feng used the Snow Drinking Knife to cut off the cable and pull it!!! Below is the Three Gorges!!"
He yelled a few words to himself stupidly, and then he found himself standing on the ground with bare feet. He looked up and saw that I was breathing heavily with a pale face. Then he realized: "Fuck, this dream is like a dream."
Xiaoxiao went to the Three Gorges and met Nie Feng!"
"You have to move tonight, you have to!" I gritted my teeth and pointed at him and shouted.
"Nan Nan, what's wrong with you? Why is your face swollen and purple?"
"I might be poisoned!"
"Who did it? Xiong Ba?"
"Can you please get out of your father's basket? You burp, grind your teeth, fart, and have wet dreams when you sleep. Look at what a disaster I've made you get into! Move out quickly, no negotiation!!" I opened the quilt, fanned twice, and dispersed.
Taste.
"Hey, where are you gay?"
An An was holding a small bowl, beating eggs, and asked me and Lao Xian sideways.
"Why are you here?" I was stunned for a moment and asked.
"Check the post!"
"I can prove that apart from sleeping with me, Xiang Nan has never been with anyone else!" Lao Xian volunteered and raised his hand.
"This is your job, sister! Stop making trouble and get up and eat!"
After An An finished speaking, he walked back to the kitchen.
"An'an, fry me an egg, French style without sugar!" the old fairy shouted in a familiar voice.
"Oh, my wife is here, I feel so sweet!!"
I said happily, put on my pajamas, walked out, stretched out in the golden sunshine, and felt everything was so beautiful.
"No, I have to call my sister-in-law and ask her to fry an egg for me!!"
Lao Xian held the phone and said humbly.
"Where's Xiaoxiao?" I asked.
"She asked me to find a way to prove that I love her, but you think this is nonsense? How to prove love!! How can you prove it to me?" Lao Xian was a little distressed.
I pondered for a moment, thought about it, and gave him a nine-character mantra: "Go to the Three Gorges, find Nie Feng, and cut the cables!!"
The old immortal was stunned, and I walked away gracefully.