"Brother! Just give me the lowest price for this car! I sincerely buy it!"
I pointed at an old Accord that had traveled 290,000 kilometers and said. This car must be regarded as the "Jianlibao" among cars. The car body is full of dust, and the hard plastic shell of the rear bumper is...
When I touched it with my foot, it felt like it had varicose veins. There were also scratches on the trunk, and I didn't even bother to respray the sheet metal.
"If you don't have much money for something, stop bargaining! If you want the trunk to be unpainted, I'll give you another five hundred yuan, fourteen thousand and five thousand, no lower!" the boss said casually.
"If the trunk is not painted, can it be cheaper?" asked the old immortal standing aside.
"right!"
"Then I don't need the front bumper. Is it still cheaper by 500?"
"The bumper of this old car is not worth five hundred yuan!" The boss said a little confused: "It costs three hundred yuan!"
"Oh, then if I don't need the engine cover, will it be cheaper?" Lao Xian continued to ask.
"Brother, the engine cover is gone, we won't let you on the road!"
"Then don't worry about it. I'm just asking you if it can be cheaper?"
"Forget it, I'll give you another five hundred, fourteen thousand, so please stop the ink stains!" the boss said with a frown.
"Thank you, please wait until we can discuss it!" Lao Xian waved back, then turned to me and said, "I like this price reduction method very much, but if it doesn't work, I think it will be cheaper if you take off the steering wheel too!"
"Fuck! No more selling, get out of here!" the boss replied irritably, turned around and left, muttering: "This fucking Jiangbei Mental Hospital is on holiday again!"
"Daughter-in-law, do you think this car is okay?" I turned around and asked An An, who was wearing a gauze scarf and a baseball cap, dressed like a Russian black widow.
"Don't ask me! I can't comment on this car!" An An blinked her big bright eyes and replied cautiously.
"Brother Hai, let me spend a total of fifteen thousand! After driving around for so long, this car still looks like a car! What are you studying? This is it!" Li Shuishui squatted on the ground, drank iced black tea, and chatted.
Ya said.
"Hey, boss!!"
I was silent for a moment, raised my head and shouted to the middle-aged man.
"What's wrong?" He turned around and asked.
"We bought this car!"
"Pay the money!" the boss said crisply.
Without saying anything, I winked at An An, and she took out fourteen thousand yuan from her bag. The boss took it with his oil-stained palm and spat on his index finger, swish.
After checking it twice, he took the car key out of his pocket, patted it in my hand, and said calmly: "Let's drive away!"
"Why don't you sign a receipt or something?" I asked speechlessly.
"Where can I give you a receipt for a scrapped car? Oh, it's best not to drive in the city during the day. There are many traffic police. They will seize the car and impound it directly for you!" the boss turned around and said.
"Girl, you still dare to sell it without formalities?" Lao Xian regretted not negotiating the price because of this matter.
"You seem to be short-minded! Damn it, can you make money with a car that has formalities?" the boss replied casually, and left with his hands behind his back.
"Do you have a brand? Give me two pictures?" I shouted and asked.
"There's a pair in the trunk!" the boss said without looking back.
Ten minutes later.
The old Accord was driving out of the second-hand car market. I came across a very high dirt slope on the road. I kicked the accelerator and the car body made a crisp sound. Before I could get up the slope, the fire was extinguished.
"Push cart!"
I said simply and neatly.
"Mom, it's less than 800 meters away. Can you push the car four times?" An An said in a broken voice with a slightly broken expression on her pretty face.
"I think it's not a matter of pushing the cart or not, it's because there are too many people sitting on it!" Lao Xian interjected.
"What do you mean?" Menmen asked with a sideways glance.
"You are the heaviest. If you can't, just take a taxi back!" Li Shuishui said seriously.
"Why the hell should I take a taxi back?"
"I told you, because you are the heaviest and the engine has no power at all. If you don't take a taxi, who will take a taxi?"
Two minutes later, Menmen stood alone on the side of the road, lighting a cigarette sadly, looking at the Accord with billowing black smoke from the exhaust pipe in the distance, and the first stream of smoke disappearing, and said fearfully: "Hallelujah, God bless you."
Ah! You're damn lucky if you don't get blown up inside in this car!! It doesn't matter if you pay for a taxi!"
Since we have to travel frequently in the city and Sanquan Town recently, it is really inconvenient not to have a car, so we had a small meeting and gritted our teeth and decided to buy a car. But what we didn't expect was that it would cost a lot to buy a car.
On the other hand, everyone in the car spent 200 yuan each to buy personal accident insurance. There is no way, predicting danger is the instinct of every bastard.
I knew a car repair shop and drove back to the city. I left the car at his place and used the remaining 1,000 yuan to let him clean it up. After all, the appearance of the car was a bit unsightly and there were some small things inside.
Even if something goes wrong, we have to fix it.
"Zha Nan, are you a car person?" An An put his arm on my shoulder and teased the mustache on my chin with his fingers, asking with a smile.
"Fuck with me, I'll let you drive a Ferrari sooner or later!" I said proudly.
"I'm afraid that the day you can buy a Ferrari, the person next to you will not be me!" An An looked up at me and said with a smile.
"How is it possible? The most I can do is let you be my concubine. It's impossible to divorce me. After all, I am still very satisfied with your night life!" I replied shamelessly.
"Come on, let me pinch your cheeks!"
"Okay! Wait for me, I'll put on a pose that makes you happy physically and mentally!" I stretched out my face without any sense of restraint.
"You bitch!!" Li Shuishui shook his head and was speechless.
I repaired the car all afternoon, and it wasn't until the evening that the sheet metal was spray-painted and some small parts inside were replaced. One thousand yuan was not enough, so An An spent another one thousand and fifty yuan and replaced it with a second-hand large gearbox.
Basin, in her words, is a safer place to sit like this.
In the evening, I had a simple meal and spent the whole night at home with An An, who had taken leave. Early the next morning, Shuishui, Laoxian, Menmen and I drove to Sanquan Town.
After arriving, we started wandering around according to the land acquisition scope provided by Fatty Dai. After wandering around for a whole morning, we fell in love with a piece of land. It was a food factory that sold Sanwu snacks to rural grocery stores.
This kind of small factory is the most harmful to people. They just make whatever sells well. For example, the Hillbilly series of smoked sauce foods are very popular with children who don’t like to eat at noon and only like to eat snacks. So if they change the name to the same name, almost
With the same packaging, they began to collect some dead chickens and rotten eggs and mass-produce them. Rural grocery stores' control over the supply of goods was looser than Li Shuishui's waistband. It was not because they wanted to make shady money, but they just had a weak concept in this regard.
"This place is in the land acquisition circle, and the size is within our tolerance. Instead of buying several, we might as well just buy this one and get everything done at once!" Li Shuishui said, licking his lips.
"I think it's reliable, just one piece, so you don't have to worry!" Lao Xian nodded and replied.
"Go in for a walk?" I asked tentatively.
"Come on, let's go in and take a look!" Menmen agreed.
With that said, I put the car into gear, stepped on the accelerator, and drove into the small factory. The management here is not so strict, there is not even a guard. When we entered, there was no one in the yard.
"Bang!"
The four of us got out of the car, pushed the door open, and smelled a foul smell when we came out of the shop.
"Why is this place like a prison? It's so cold!" Old Xian glanced sideways at the surroundings and said with a frown.
"Hey, what are you doing?"
A strong man came out of the bungalow on our left and asked.
"Come and take a look at the goods! I've been looking for a long time, but I haven't seen anyone in charge!" I was stunned for a moment and said with a smile.
"Oh, want to see the goods? Come on, come on, sit inside!"
After hearing what we said, the strong man immediately ran over and led us into the house very enthusiastically.
"What does this smell like?" I walked with him into the corridor and asked, holding my nose.
"We mainly make smoked sauce food, and it has a bit of a smell, which is normal. Come to this room!" the strong man replied casually, and pulled us into a room.
In the room, there were two peeling desks, a few chairs, and a torn sofa with exposed cotton. The environment was a bit harsh.
"Can I talk to you about the purchase?" My pants were bought for me by An Anxin. I really couldn't bear to sit on the sofa, so I asked while standing.
"I can talk, I can talk!" the strong man handed me a cigarette and said with bared teeth.
"Are you the boss?" I was stunned for a long time, looking carefully at this man who was wearing a lazy shirt, polyester trousers, and sneakers with the heels roughly cut off, and asked a little disbelievingly.
The strong man smiled, turned back and took out a piece of paper from under a stack of books on his desk and handed it over and said, "This is my business card!"
I took the business card and glanced down at it, almost to death.
Mr. Lu Daoyuan, the pioneer leader of China's food industry "Yayale" Smoked Sauce Food Company, CEO of Northeastern Corporation, County Outstanding Entrepreneur, County Environmental Protection Association Member, below the contact number is also accompanied by a one-inch photo, black and white.
!!
"ID card???" I looked at it for a long time and asked in confusion.
"Business card, haha!" the strong man replied, baring his yellow teeth.
“The writing is a little more detailed!”
I replied in a broken voice.
"Haha, buddy, where did you open a store?!" He raised his head, glanced at me, and asked slowly.
"I'm from the purchasing department of Xincheng Supermarket!" I blurted out without even raising my head.
"Holy shit! Why are all the dead chickens sold this morning? It turns out that a noble person is coming. Hurry up and sit down. Hurry up and sit down. Brother, I'm telling you, you have to get the goods from my place. Don't
I can’t guarantee that, the rebate must be paid in cash. Other people’s goods cost 10,000 yuan, and they will rebate 1,000 yuan. Here, I have 1,500 yuan. Do you think this is true?” Lu Daoyuan forced me to sit down and continued:
"Brother, I love working with companies like yours. The unspoken rules are laid out on the surface, and it's a pleasure to talk about it!!"
"Do you have a health license or a certificate from the epidemic prevention station?" asked the old immortal.
"Haha!" Lu Daoyuan was stunned for a moment, laughed loudly, pointed at Lao Xian and said: "Little brother, you are naughty again. Please tell me, what is written on the health license? I have been making food for so many years.